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Dog House Empire

by The Dog House

The Dog House w JV, Elvis & Natasha Yi bringing you the FUNNIEST SHOW ON THE PLANET! Visit DogHouseEmpire.com

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Episodes

  1. 179: Don't Eat The Blank...

    Ep. 179: August 16, 2017 On Today’s Show: JV’s nose itch. Annabelle Creation review. JV’s new video idea. Natasha screaming Dodge Dart rental. Boss’s recommendation for hard worker’s. There’s an up swing in cancer due to this. Natasha’s famous ‘“Eat The Pu**y”! More fake laughing. Lady born…

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  2. 178: Voice Of God

    Ep. 178: August 10, 2017 On Today's Show: Taylor Swift’s ass. Hold my nut’s day. Reasons to skip church. Partying at the Vatican. Men that fake orgasms. A couple had sex at the fair. Chipotle’s new food item. Elvis has a cure for JV’s baldness. The dirty comb. Elvis is the voice of god. Backstage...

  3. DH BITE: Drug Smuggling

    Dog House BITES: small clips from one of the many Dog House shows in SF, NYC & LA. On This BITE: JV finds an alarming stat that the average person has .14 grams of unwiped fecal matter on them at all times. Natasha has a question about it and drug smuggling. Thank you for checking out this Dog...

  4. DH BITE: New Trend-Guys That Are BF's

    Dog House BITES: small clips from one of the many Dog House shows in SF, NYC & LA. On This Bite: JV and Elvis come up with a new trend that all best friends should do for each other at a moments notice.

  5. 177: The Stripper That Ruined Everything!

    Ep. 177: August 3, 2017 On Today's Show: Do you know this prayer? Proof dogs are not color blind. Stripper ruined JV’s proposal to Natasha. Jewelry lady ruined JV’s gift to Natasha. Radio guys use to be rich. JV and Natasha’s funeral plans. Elvis has a business dog. JV and Natasha’s huge but...

  6. 176: Yep, Nope

    Ep. 176: July 27, 2017 On Today’s Show: Natasha officially a radio person! Yep, Nope game. New York listeners mad at the show. Hot women in New York. JV got jeez-waxed. Girl’s Trip review. Funny story about sneaking out of theatre. Elvis and Natasha’s false accusation prank calls. JV sex shop…

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  7. 175: Clean Podcast. Only 1 F-bomb!

    Ep. 175: July 20, 2017 On Today's Show: Who needs a double chalupa? Angry lady at Taco Bell. No good Mexican food in New York. More Chipotle outbreaks. Natasha’s weird burrito technique. Flashback to New York. Rudy the know it all. Dog surfing championship. Dexter loves dead birds. Elvis needs...

  8. 174: Natasha's Boob Fell Out!

    Ep. 174: July 6, 2017 On Today's Show: Who's nicer - Natasha or JV? JV's sad, nobody likes his pranks. Brand new hilarious prank calls. The meaning of Puerto Vallarta. JV swam in sewage. Call to JV's mom. Update on Elvis' dating life. Get that orange thing away from me! Natasha's boob fell out!...

  9. 173: Hot As F*ck Out There

    Ep. 173: June 22, 2017 On Today’s Show: Thank you Marko for the site! ‘Hot As F*ck’ prank calls. More listener shouts. How to find someone’s soul. Increase in swear words on television. Chicken Leg Bitch! No way this guy is straight. Stop embarrassing yourself white people. JV found worst thing...

  10. 172: What Is With You?

    Ep. 172: June 15, 2017 On Today's Show: Thank you friends that shared our video on our new site! No more sh*t talk in the podcast. We hate Spider Man movies. Party planner prank calls. Selena joins the show to ask a personal question. Natasha demanding a follow up on what body part drugs were…

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  11. 171: Hooker Fart

    Ep. 171: June 8, 2017 On Today's Show: Dog House blown away by something a listener did. The sweet and sour side of Natasha. Natasha got the dog food plate. JV offends Natasha. Hooker fart. Audio from Elvis’ colonoscopy. Elvis shows us the worst picture ever. Listeners letting the show down. JV…

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  12. 170: Still The World’s Unluckiest Man

    Ep. 170: June 1, 2017 On Today's Show: JV busted wiping a booger on the console. 1 million to sleep with Natasha? Natasha contacted by a madame for world’s wealthiest men. The sad, sad paper weight. Trump supporter, Robert Lozano. Sean Spicer’s attempt to defend “covfefe”. Elvis continues his...

  13. 169: Topless In The Backyard

    Ep. 169: May 25, 2017 On Today’s Show: Prank calls to landscapers. Either JV or Natasha is lying. JV’s worst fear comes true- trapped in an elevator. JV disrespects Natasha’s work out shirt. Stay away from pools this summer. Elvis’ update on the pocket-p*ss. This myth about lesbians is not true....

  14. 168: The Doo-Doo Club

    Ep. 168: May 18, 2017 On Today’s Show: A girl welcomes JV to the doo-doo club. Graham’s many stunts. Elvis in the pencil d*ck club! Shout out to listeners. Call to JV’s mother- Natasha and JV call her out for hating their Mother’s Day gift. JV’s failed shower test. Elvis moving to the Tenderloin....

  15. 167: Are You On Drugs?

    Ep. 167: May 11, 2017 On Today's Show: Elvis prank call as Opera Man! Shout out to the true supporting listeners. JV’s amazing idea for Mother’s Day. The crack throw. The airport brawls. Guy climbs Mt. Everest with no experience. Elvis needs a favor. JV says Natasha can do sex scenes under one...

  16. 166: Podcast History: Natasha Attempts Her First Prank Call!

    Ep. 166: May 4th, 2017 On Today’s Show: Elvis and Natasha have matching spider bites. Steven Colbert won’t apologize for Trump joke. Some hilarious Mike Tyson homophobia. Elvis prank call. Natasha’s first prank call ever. Bear sh*ts in the house. Natasha creeped out by a co-worker. Elvis’ hot...

  17. 165: Natasha Turned On

    Ep. 165: April 27, 2017 On Today’s Show: Elvis skipped out on JV’s sister’s birthday. Natasha’s penthouse forum talk while JV did the dishes. Natasha’s real estate indecent proposal. C*ck Slap! Elvis’s softball game update. The Rose Buds. ESPN layoffs. JV’s rant about weed-zealots. Natasha mad at…

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  18. 164: The Best 420 Podcast Ever!

    Ep. 164: April 20, 2017 On Today’s Show: Sh*t burgers. Natasha makes a demand. Elvis reveals scary results (tests POSITIVE!). Is it possible JV has a son? JV’s sister brought weed cookies to work. Synthetic pee for weed test. JV got randomly drug tested at work. Hilarious stories. Warning… a…

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  19. 163: JV Lists Everything WRONG With Natasha

    Ep. 163: April 13, 2017 JV’s bathroom story. Guys washing hands in the wrong order. JV lists everything WRONG with Natasha. The secret revealed about satellite radio. The ONE good thing Natasha got out of her last relationship. Natasha lists everything bad about JV. Elvis refuses to watch movies...

  20. 162: Infamous Former Prostitute Kat Stacks.

    Ep. 162: April 6, 2017 On Today's Show: Our puppy’s weiner hair. Elvis explains his haircut. Should Elvis date Mama June? Natasha’s bizarre questions about having man parts. Natasha once c-blocked Elvis’ hooker date. Phone guest Kat Stacks (infamous for sleeping with many rappers). Some DH fans…

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  21. 161: Hilarious Podcast - Just The Tip

    Ep. 161: March 30, 2017 On Today's Show: The movie Trainspotting. Has Natasha’s dad been listening to these nasty podcasts? Natasha’s guilty over-promising. JV’s birthday gift. People that forgot Natasha’s birthday. The cursing restaurant worker. Elvis has sad news about his brother. We have a…

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  22. 160: Pissy Pants!

    Ep. 160: March 23, 2017 On Today's Show: Elvis is not Natasha’s real friend. Natasha upset with Elvis over birthday. Coke n hoes. Still no hummer. JV embarrassing incident at MRI. Natasha complains about JV’s selective hearing. Reaction to tampons and pads. New study - butter is healthy. Foods…

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  23. 159: The Most Shocking Revelation

    March 17, 2017 On Today's Show: Natasha upset about a movie goer. The new female super heroes. Natasha reneged on JV’s birthday present. A new pain in the ass. Elvis assaulted the station manager. Natasha refuses to ‘gulp’. Sex in the hotel room. Amazing rental car. Natasha wants a bidet. JV’s...

  24. 158: Movies, Germs, & An Awful Husband

    March 9, 2017 On Today's Show: The Dog House gives opinions on what movies you should see, types of movies we like and things we hate about theaters. They talk about why germs will never leave the planet. Natasha confronts JV about some late night sex - she thinks he's lying. Elvis scored brownie...

  25. 157: What's The Stink In Elvis’ Car?

    February 15, 2017 On Today's Show: JV starts podcast with an outrageous claim. The stink in Elvis’ car. Why is it called a Pap Smear? Poor Natasha has to deal with dirty JV. Elvis’ Valentine’s date. A great Valentine’s Day pick up.

  26. 156: WARNING VERY EXPLICIT - Elvis Sex Life

    WARNING: VERY EXPLICIT Ep. 156: December 7, 2016 On Today's Show: Elvis sex life and syndication update.

  27. 155: The Miserable Dog House Fan

    Ep. 155: September 27, 2016 On Today's Show: Why is this fan of ours so miserable? Who is messier - guys or girls? JV’s decorating tips. The hunchback taking movie tickets. Elvis rips JV - makes him sad. Natasha plagiarizing quotes. The return of Hummer-Woman. Who was that moaning on the phone?…

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  28. 154: DH Celebrates A Milestone, Chastises Their Listeners.

    Ep. 154: September 13, 2016 On Today's Show: JV leaves a co-worker to die. DH celebrates major milestone. DH plans a party. We chastise listeners. Elvis' character Museum Man is back. Syndication Update.

  29. 153: Like The Old Dog House Days

    Ep. 153: September 7, 2016 On Today's Show: Update on syndication. Talk about old Dog House characters. Grampa V interviews a celebrity. Elvis writing people tickets on the street. Natasha upset with Elvis.

  30. 152: Olympics Fart Pool. Reading Comments By Listeners.

    Ep. 152: August 17, 2016 On Today’s Show: Olympics fart pool. Olympics are not such a good thing. Horse trotting. Pope handing out pizza and vacations. Reading comments by listeners. And more..

  31. 151: Dog House Steps Into Syndication.

    Ep. 151: August 8, 2016 WARNING: This is an explicit non-radio podcast. Please keep this in mind if listening at work. On Today's Show: Info on what's going on with The Dog House! Natasha smells a lot of 'stuff'. Fifty Cent's 'hand-y' controversy. Someone tries to hit on Natasha behind JV's back....

  32. 150: Dog House Announces Their Next Move!

    Ep. 150: July 19, 2016 On Today's Show: Natasha now wants to rap… is she the next True Fuschnick? Elvis wants a pedicure with his nasty ass toenails. Guy smokes brain juice to get high. Have you heard of the flesh eating drug krokodil? Will the world end July 29th? Is Trump the anti-Christ?…

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  33. 149: JV Had A Bad Accident. Oldest Prostitute. The Unpleasant Odor.

    Ep. 149: July 18, 2016 On Today's Show: Head out of the hole. JV had a bad 'accident'. Whole show falls off the health wagon. Natasha put it in her mouth all weekend and then spit it out. JV messes with person who has wrong number. Elvis went to Cabaret. Natasha upset about ANOTHER Star Trek…

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  34. 148: Karma Is A B*tch. Sex Slave Tangent. Rapping DH.

    Ep. 148: July 14, 2016 On Today's Show: Elvis’ eye bags. JV gives Elvis a compliment that turns out not to be a compliment. JV has a mattress that floats on the bay. Why do all women love the movie ‘Pretty Woman’? We all try to rap. Lip stick and deodorant. Guys who shave their underarm.…

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  35. 147: Did Natasha Hit A Writer? Toilet Paper House Gift.

    Ep. 147: July 13, 2016 On Today's Show: Did Natasha hit a writer?? Korean toilet paper gift. Dog House agent babble. Internapalooza takes over SF. Elvis feels bad for young bald men. Elvis saw his mother’s bush. Elvis rambles and JV and Natasha tune out. And more..

  36. 146: JV & Natasha Talk Divorce. Elvis Leaving Tinder. Curing Porn Addiction.

    Ep. 146: July 12, 2016 On Today's Show: You do NOT want to piss off Natasha! JV and Natasha talk divorce. Elvis announces he’s leaving the Tinder app. DH Superguest Comedian Mike Epps. IMYAGirl advice: Listener asking if he should drop his best friend. Dog House going on yet another new diet that...

  37. 145: Dog House In Major Trouble. Bag Of Cocaine At The Store.

    Ep. 145: July 11, 2016 On Today's Show: Sneaking a kid through airport security. Stealing a toilet seat cover at the airport gets DH in major trouble. Fruits and veggies boost emotional state. Fed our dogs Cheetos and they threw up on JV’s crotch. Natasha sleep walking to the fridge again. More…

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  38. 143: Natasha Always Interrupting JV & Elvis. Sugar Mama. Dismembered Cheater.

    Ep. 143: July 7, 2016 On Today's Show: Natasha tries something new for the first time in her life. Natasha always interrupting JV & Elvis. Would you want a sugar mama? Is this racist? Buttload is an actual measurement. Cows have best friends. Setting Elvis up with a sugar mama. How did JV & Elvis...

  39. 142: Worst Movie Ever. Chiptopia & Cocaine. Hella Lucky.

    Ep. 142: July 6, 2016 On Today's Show: 500 movies that JV & Natasha watched over vacation. This is the worst movie ever. JV tricks Elvis into seeing the world’s worst movie. Harry Potter’s harry ass. Chipotle Chiptopia and cocaine. Non-sense movie reviews. Elvis gives up being a Laker fan and is...

  40. 141: Crazy Dreams. Natasha Screams. Flying Last Class.

    Ep. 141: June 22, 2016 On Today's Show: JV’s horrible nightmare of a crashing plane. Elvis and Natasha analyze JV's dream. Natasha’s dreams are all 'environmental'. Natasha screams in her sleep. Calling a baby an ‘it’. Average person has .14 grams of unwiped fecal matter on them at all times....

  41. 140: JV & Doctor Shave Natasha's Beaver. Idiot Or Moron?

    Ep. 140: June 21, 2016 On Today's Show: Rather call people Idiot or Moron? JV annoyed by person blaring conversation through their radio. JV's mom sends a pissy text. Elvis dating JV's aunt? Elvis strikes out AGAIN. Sexual fears survey. Elvis Tourette's syndrome replay. Advice about boyfriend's...

  42. 139: Natasha's Beaver - Selena's Beaver - Survey On Favorable Beaver Style.

    Ep. 139: June 20, 2016 On Today's Show: JV and Natasha funny trip to vet. Strange pet names. People crap just like their dogs. Anus rag donation. Natasha wants to laser her beaver. Does JV have right to protest the amount of beaver pelt Natasha lasers? Elvis mad at people licking fingers at...

  43. 138: Best Way For Women To 'Get There'. Hilarious Opera Man.

    Ep. 138: June 16, 2016 On Today's Show: Elvis went on a lunch date- oooh-la la! Professions we trust the least. JV's friend AWFUL scam. Best way for women to ‘get there’- can u say "back door"? Cutting a baby out of an injured deer. Selena imagining having sex with Elvis. Natasha got…

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  44. 137: Hilarious Sex Questions. New Trend Called Mashed Potatoes

    Ep. 137: June 15, 2016 On Today's Show: Most disappointing thing ever. Bachelor parties are about to get boring. Natasha apologizes for her past. Natasha’s stripper ex boyfriend. Talking with dream expert Lauri about Natasha's lobster nightmares. Hilarious Sex questions with Nick Jonas. Homeless...

  45. 136: A Dog House Prank Call? Natasha Sat Thru 2 Green Lights.

    Ep. 136: June 14, 2016 On Today's Show: More on Elvis' leak guard. Elvis has tourettes. Elvis car trouble due to his frappachino style dui cup. JV's story about Natasha at traffic light. Natasha bends a lobster. Elvis stuck inside his phone. Flag day. Call to JV's sister. We're all eating…

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  46. 135: Donald Trump On Show. JV Offers Natasha Closet For 2 BJ's.

    Ep. 135: June 13, 2016 On Today's Show: Taking babies to the movies. The Conjuring 2 review. Elvis has a wiener to lean on. Elvis strikes out again? Elvis stressing about striking out. Talking sports anchor Dennis O’donnell. Response to guy mad about Trump bashing. Donald Trump calls the show....

  47. 134: Natasha Depressed. Stroking Your Snake & Beating Your Kitty.

    Ep. 134: July 10, 2016 On Today's Show: Natasha caught buying hot dogs. JV yelling at customer service department. Natasha has a beef with the listeners and still depressed. Elvis' toenail fell off. Now legal to stroke your snake and beat your kitty in Canada. Kmart & Dollar tree sexing. DH Guest...

  48. 133: Natasha Dares Thugs To Car Jack Her. Reason To Date Someone That's Not Hot.

    Ep. 133: June 9, 2016 On Today's Show: JV & Natasha call neighbor about dog piss. Natasha dares thugs to car jack her. Show dine and dash? Listener on phone was Scientologist. Elvis’ neighbor is a chain smoker. 30% never floss teeth. Elvis car equipped with DUI lock. Natasha’s friend better kiss...

  49. 132: JV's Neighbor & His Junk. Sex Cruise. Natasha's J-O Material.

    Ep. 132: June 8, 2016 On Today's Show: Glass in JV's Starbucks drink. Who’s your best friend? JV calls Natasha’s father ‘Dad’. People that check phone right after sex. Natasha disappointed in Elvis. JV’s crazy story that involves his neighbor and his junk. People in prison all have boyfriends. JV…

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  50. 131: Natasha's Tip How Men Can Intro Their Girls To Threesome

    Ep. 131: June 7, 2016 On Today's Show: Myspace hack. JV mad people always say who he looks like. Is Natasha required to fulfill a promise? JV’s super hairy shave session. Hottest way to have a threesome without the sex. Talking with author of ‘Truth About Trump’. Human organs harvested in pigs.…

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