PODCAST · sports
Doing Lines
by Korked Bats
Sports betting on everything but the sports of sports.Our hosts make fictional lines and spend fictional money to see who can become the real winner. Each week, the hosts (and any prospective guests) bet fictional money and real pride on any of the fictional lines presented on that week’s episode.
Episodes
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NFL Season Recap
With that, another season in the bag. Kyle and Austin gently recap the year and talk sports media narratives. Final Scores on the Season: KYLE $14390 / AUSTIN $9562 Our top guests: 1) Mike Keith $1800 2) Jay Light $1551.82 3) Chris Rongey $1400
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Super Bowl Bets with Andrew Perloff
Andrew Perloff, our only guest to net a cool ZERO dollars this year betting, is back to place some bets on the Super Bowl. Very real, very fake bets for a very good, very fake charity. T-Swift Versus the Groupchat The Big Uh-Oh Halftime Cameos Versus Former Titans and more!
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Pro Bowl Week with Tony Squares
Tony Squares joins the guys to drop some very real, very fake bets on the most prestigious week of the NFL Season: Pro Bowl Week. Who Wins Dodgeball?Does Anyone Care?Tug-of-Bore... And Kyle slightly extends his lead on Austin in the overall year.
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NFL Conference Championships with Matt Hamilton
Matt Hamilton (Up & Adams Show with Kay Adams) joins the guys to place some bets on the NFL's final four! - Over/Under Allen Mahomes Flops - Burnt End and Wing Cook Temps v Yardage - Tres Way v Kevin Durant Totals and more! Plus, Austin gains some on Kyle, and Trey Wingo lost a TON betting that…
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NFL Divisional Round with Trey Wingo
Trey Wingo joins the guys to place some VERY stupid wagers on very real games, with very fake cash. Austin's Exes versus Texans Animals versus People Taylor Swift Shot Chiefs Media Multiplier and more! Plus, Austin gains a bit on Kyle, overall! Is he close? Not particularly.
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NFL Wildcard Weekend with Connor Willey
Connor Willey joins the guys to place some bets down on NFL Wildcard Weekend! Really real, very fake bets. 24/7 Bars in New Orleans Fox-y Sports Network Common First Names +more! Plus, Kyle extends his lead over Austin as they look back on the regular season.
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NFL Week 18 with Shane Riordan
OG Season Guest Shane Riordan joins Austin and Kyle and drops some fake cash on Week 18 of the NFL Season! One Point for One SeedsWentz Upon a Time in the WestWilder CardsGauging the Temperature of the Bears+more! Plus, Kyle and Austin tie last week, but Kyle has a substantial lead.
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NFL Week 17 with Brian McFayden
Brian McFayden drops by on our early holiday schedule this week to lay down some cold hard fake cash on the NFL's Week 17 games. Justin Jefferson Airplane Somebody Too, Jordan Love? Gifts Points... or Returns the Day After? In'Stink Bets and more! We are still tallying up our Week 16 bets, thanks...
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NFL Week 16 with Chris Brockman
Chris Brockman (Rich Eisen Show) joins the guys to place some very fake bets on NFL Week 16 games. Does Anyone Flex During the Flex Game? CFB Playoff Score Before the NFL? Lions By Tigers Over Bears, Oh My! + more! And Kyle and Austin catch up on the previous week's bets, including Eddie from...
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NFL Week 15 with Barstool Eddie
Eddie from Barstool joins the guys for Week 15 in the NFL. HOW is it already week 15? Eddie drops a thousand bucks of fake cash for his very needy charity. A Couple of Blue Mascots Jumping Good Vibe Teams Chiefs Stupid Sh*t Continues? +more! and Kyle miscalculates, Austin catches up!
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NFL Week 14 with Julie Stewart-Binks
How is it already week 14?? Julie Stewart-Binks joins the guys to place some bets so ridiculous that they drive Julie straight to therapy. Austin's Cousin's Penix Skip Bayless Out-tweeting an NFL Score More Chiefs Stupid Sh*t? +more! and the recap of the incredible Thanksgiving week bets…
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NFL Week 13 with Jay Light
Comedian (and Cowboys fan!) Jay Light joins the guys to drop some Thanksgiving Week NFL bets. Even for us, they're convoluted. Austin is going to count questions his wife's aunt asks Let Kyle Cook (and Bake) How Old Is Everyone Austin Is Near? and more! Plus, Austin gains on Kyle and last week's...
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NFL Week 12 with Steve Gorman
Steve Gorman returns for some NFL Week 12 bets! Bailey's Picks Cheap Ferns Hits AJ Hawk's Word Count in a Video and more! Plus, Kyle takes advantage of an Austin-multiplier to pull further ahead.
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NFL Week 11 with Mike Keith
Folks, we got him. Mike Keith, the voice of the Tennessee Titans, joins us to lay down some fake cash on Week 11 in the NFL. Chiefs v Bills Reference Count Mike's Iconic Music City Miracle Call Austin in a Parking Lot +more! Plus, we recap last week's wild bets, including Maggie Gray beating her...
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NFL Week 10 with Maggie Gray
Maggie Gray joins the guys for NFL Week 10 bets! Can she beat the literal $0 her challengee Andrew Perloff was able to make? Teams Win By Their Wins Binghamton Black Bears Bet Roger Federer-er-er and more!
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NFL Week 9 with Bobby Bones
Previous Doing Lines CHAMP Bobby Bones returns! Can he defend his crown? The guys layout some Week 9 bets, some good, some... well you know the show. Very ridiculous, very fake bets for very fake money for very wonderful, fake charity. O/U TNF Halloween Costumes O/U Election Swing State Game...
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NFL Week 8 with Chris Rongey
It's NFL Week 8 and Chris Rongey returns to see if he can break the return-guest-curse! He tries to win some fake money to send influencers on vacation by betting on some, well, ridiculous bets. Christmas Gifts Early D-Hops-Kin Bear Down for Commander-in-Chief and more! And Austin continues his...
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NFL Week 7 with Josh "Bru" Brubaker
Josh "Bru" Brubaker, aka Bru on the Radio, joins the guys for NFL Week 7! He places some really fake real cash on really real fake bets for a very good, very immediate cause. Same Letter Same Score? Austin's Birthday! World's Sexiest Touchdowns and more! And Austin cuts into Kyle's (massive) lead!
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NFL Week 6 with Andrew Perloff
It's Week 6 in the NFL and Andrew Perloff answers his challenge to place some bets! Can he top Paul Pabst on our leaderboard? Some very, very real bets here, folks. Ayahuasca Kicks In Browns Eagles... Brown seagulls? Fantasy Footworks and more! Plus, Kyle somehow extends his lead over Austin.
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NFL Week 5 with Jessica Smetana
Jessica Smetana (Producer on Dan Le Batard Show) is here for Week 5 bets! Austin and Kyle narrow Jessica's endless F1 and College Football knowledge into two seemingly-barely-related bets. Max VersTackles Black&Gold v Texas MLB Playoff Scoring! and more! Plus, Austin is out of the red and......
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NFL Week 4 with Drew Bennett
Former Tennessee Titan WR Drew Bennett joins Austin and Kyle to lay some really fake bets on some really real games. UCLA v UCLA Alum Return of the Mac? Won't Levis +more! And Austin gains some ground on Kyle... a little bit.
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NFL Week 3 with Pat Tomasulo
Pat Tomasulo (Last Year's Champ! WGN) joins Austin and Kyle to place some very dumb bets. He revels in last year's win, and pulls out some of that cash for a very real advantage. Shogun v Shotgun Chiefs Freakout In the Group Chat Austin Is (and Goes) #2?? * * * Please check out Laugh Your Face…
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NFL Week 2 with Joey Mulinaro
Joey Mulinaro joins Austin and Kyle to drop some very fake cash on very dumb bets. Taylor Swift in the Chiefs mentions, plus a whole parlay? James Earl Jones as dad versus Legacy NFL players? And more! Plus Austin and Kyle recap week one and Austin has dug himself quiet a hole.
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NFL Week 1 with Paul Pabst
Paul Pabst (EP The Dan Patrick Show) joins Austin and Kyle to place some bets on the NFL's kickoff week! Chiefs v Ravens, will announcers just talk about nonsense? Packers v Eagles, a BBL? Will holdouts hold on? and more! We're back, folks! Enjoy the NFL season!
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Super Bowl & Season Bets Recap!
Kyle and Austin recap the Super Bowl and season of betting, after spending a good deal of time talking about the horrific events that followed the Chiefs Super Bowl parade. Can Austin mount an incredible comeback to overtake Kyle?
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Super Bowl Prop Bets with Jason Concepcion
Super Bowl time! Media king Jason Concepcion joins Austin and Kyle to lay some really fake money on some really dumb bets. Plus, the Austin v Kyle back and forth continues! And Kyle is tired of a world of his own making... being too online.
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Life Skills Competition Week!
Kyle and Austin roll out some "Life Bets" for the Skills Competition Week. Will Kyle cut himself cooking? How many diapers will Austin change on Saturday and Sunday? Plus, a last minute idea of hiding their bets from each other, and Austin takes a substantial lead!
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NFL Conference Championship Weekend with Daniel Hartigan
Daniel Hartigan, the final member of Sorry We Love Football to join the show, sits down to drop some fake cash on the NFL's Conference Championship weekend. Robots, Pacheco moving funny, 1957, we've got it all this week. And Austin gained a healthy, huge amount on Kyle!
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NFL Divisional Round with Kevin Wheeler
Kevin Wheeler joins the guys to lay down some hard-earned-fake-cash on the NFL Divisional playoffs. 13 Seconds, Anagrams, #1 Picks, Jimmy Eat World, all of the normal NFL stuff. Kyle extends his lead over Austin by a MASSIVE amount!
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Super Wildcard Weekend with Zach Schwartz
It's Super(?) Wild Card Weekend! Zach Schwartz joins the guys to lay down some very fake cash on the Ff Boys in the Detroit/LA game, the temp of the Chiefs/Dolphins game, McCarthyism, and more! Plus, a middling week allowed Kyle to keep his small lead over Austin.
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NFL Week 18 with Sam Wiles
The final week! Comedian and Rams fan Sam Wiles joins the guys to place some especially awful bets. Sam is parlaying and locking it all, can he vault into first place on our leaderboard? Plus, Kyle retakes the lead, and the guys talk NFL refs.
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NFL Week 17 with Allan Bell
Allan Bell (YT/ TheAB3) joins the guys to lay some bets on NFL Week 17. One of our favorite guests from season one, so we had to have him back for season two. Allan is CONFIDENT in our completely random bets. Will the universe align? Kyle is all in on Chiefs chaos in one bet, the fake week…
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NFL Week 16 with Kenny Braasch
Kenny Braasch of BachelorNation joins the guys to lay down some cold hard fake cash on some NFL bets. After the bye week, Kyle and Austin give Kenny some absolutely ridiculous, borderline offensive fake bets to drop cash on. Kyle and Austin recap the bye and Kyle's dwindling lead over Austin.
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NFL Week 14 with Pat Tomasulo
Pat Tomasulo joins the guys for NFL Week 14, where we place bets on bad QBs, 13 seconds, and more. Pat breaks the mold by betting a ridiculous amount on a few bets. Plus! Austin is gaining on Kyle after his BIG Week 13!
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NFL Week 13 with Jono Zalay
Comedian and former San Diego Chargers fan now Los Angeles Chargers hater Jono Zalay joins the guys to place NFL week 13 bets! Will the Chargers Charger? Henry Kissinger died, we've gotta bet on that, right? Plus, Kyle recaps his ever-growing lead to Austin.
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NFL Week 12 with Jeff Cesario
Thanksgiving week! Comedian Jeff Cesario joins us to place some Turkey (Day), Black Friday, and more bets. First, the guys tackled Costco talk. Kyle recaps week 11, where he somehow extends his lead on Austin, even after a lack of Taylor Swift in the Chiefs / Eagles game.
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NFL Week 11 with Noah Gardenswartz
It's Week 11! Comedian, writer, and sports bet-knower Noah Gardenswartz joins us to lay down some bets on Chiefs / Eagles overwhelming storylines, the resurgent Broncos, and more. Austin takes the longest walk ever to all of hit bets. Plus, recapping Week 10, Kyle has opened up quite the lead.
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NFL Week 10 with Mike Camerlengo
Mike Camerlengo (60 Second Classics) rolls in to drop some Week 10 bets! Buffalo Bill and the Pony Express, Austin thinks there's a lot of F's in names, and more nonsense. Plus, both Austin and Kyle dropped cash last week, and Laurence made the podium!
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NFL Week 9 with Laurence Holmes
NFL Week 9! Laurence Holmes joins the guys to drop some bets the not sports of the NFL week. Will Germany show Andy Reid eating a hot dog? Does Levis to Beaver make sense to say once Kyle learns the proper pronunciation? Plus, recapping last week, Kyle extends his lead on Austin, and Benedict…
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NFL Week 8 with Benedict Polizzi
NFL Week 8 rolls in and the guys are joined by Benedict Polizzi, comedian fresh off FBoy Island! He bets his $1,000 in very fake cash hoping to raise money for a good cause. Austin and Kyle recap last week, where everyone lost money. Nothing new there.
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NFL Week 7 with Wes Blankenship
Wes Blankenship joins the guys to lay some bets on Week 7 in the NFL. Can he ride a parlay into first place? And speaking of first place, Kyle and Austin recap last week where they both lost a ton of money, but Jamel Johnson moved into first overall with a parlay of his own.
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NFL Week 6 with Jamel Johnson
We ride into NFL Week 6 with Jamel Johnson! He is raising money for Tuddies Butties, and has a chance to bet on "Sh*t Plays," an extremely complicated stock market bet, and Kyle's Group Chat. Austin and Kyle recap week 5, where Kyle builds his overall lead on Austin.
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NFL Week 5 with Kyle Gibson
NFL Week 5 is here! Kyle Gibson, pitcher for the Baltimore Orioles, joins Austin and a Kyle who isn’t a professional baseball player. Kyle takes some time out of prepping for the literal MLB playoffs to place some very serious bets here with us. Hosts Austin and Unsuccessful Kyle are tied going...
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NFL Week 4 with Dave Barnes
NFL Week 4 is here! Kyle and Austin are joined by Dave Barnes, who is CERTAIN Taylor Swift is going to be mentioned a LOT during the Chiefs / Jets game. Plus, Love/Goff Glove/Off, Maggie Gyllenhaal, and more. Both Austin and Kyle made money last week, but not enough to get back to zero. Sarah…
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NFL Week 3 with Sarah Tiana
Week 3 is upon us! Sarah Tiana joins Austin and Kyle to try and best our previous guests. Atlanta bets, Kyle doesn't think there are fans in Vegas, and more. Up top Kyle and Austin recap last week, where Megan slid into second place overall just behind our only other guest.
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NFL Week 2 with Megan Gailey
NFL Week 2 is upon us! Week 1 made fools out of us all. Megan Gailey joined Austin and Kyle to talk about her Colts, and lay down some very fake, very real bets on Zach Wilson, Jim Irsay's tweets, Taylor Swift and Kelce, and more. Megan is playing for quite possibly the most important charity…
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NFL Week 1 with Kyle Brandt
NFL Week 1 is upon us, and the guys are joined by the NFL Network's Kyle Brandt to make some real fake bets for really fake charity. Caleb Williams mentions, Humans v. Nature, a Smashmouth Commemorative Wager, and more! Make sure to subscribe and leave us a nice review. Buckle in for the season…
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Football is Back, Doing Lines is Back. Remember Us?
With the NFL season returning tomorrow, Austin and Kyle are back! Doing Lines, the sports betting podcast where we bet on sports and everything but the sports of sports. Hosts Austin Huff and Kyle Ayers briefly recap last season, the rundown of the podcast, and set up this season where we'll have...
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Oscar Bets!
Kyle and Austin link up to talk hypothetical bets for The Oscars. Follow @korkedbats on instagram and wager your fake money along with them!
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Recapping the Season and Super Bowl Props
Austin and Kyle recap the Super Bowl Prop Bets and season as a whole.
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Sports betting on everything but the sports of sports.Our hosts make fictional lines and spend fictional money to see who can become the real winner. Each week, the hosts (and any prospective guests) bet fictional money and real pride on any of the fictional lines presented on that week’s episode.
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Sports betting on everything but the sports of sports.Our hosts make fictional lines and spend fictional money to see who can become the real winner. Each week, the hosts (and any prospective guests) bet fictional money and real pride on any of the fictional lines presented on that week’s episode.
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Doing Lines is created and hosted by Korked Bats.
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