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Domesticated Savages
by The Savages
Here at Domesticated Savages we are a group of police officers who work the mean streets of a metropolitan city. Our mission is to bring you the stories as we have experienced them, the good, the bad and the hilarious! We are here to entertain, enlighten and have a GOOD DAMN TIME!!!
Episodes
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#89 - Nicole: Choose ALL of the Violence
Nicole, our resident domestic violence detective, comes back on the podcast for her third appearance—because everyone loves a comeback story... Especially Nicole. Listen in and have a good laugh as Nicole and the Savages explore all things domestic violence—and then wander wildly off course. We...
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#88 - The Terries and the Garys
Episode #88 is here... and things get appropriately unhinged. This week we're swapping stories about terries (terrorists)... and Garys. Well... one Gary. Turns out one Gary is all it takes. We also celebrate Episode #88. Joce definitely knows why that's funny... and we're willing to bet a lot of...
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#87 - It's Getting Dark In Here... w/ guest Makray *Bleep*
In this episode, we're joined by Makray, a lateral transfer from another local agency who quickly settles into the chaos and proves he's one of us. From the jump, he shares stories from his career, talks about some memorable experiences on the job, and admits he felt right at home hanging out…
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#86 - The Year of The Whores
The Savages tell some crazy national, international, and stories from them skreets. - Fits tells a story about a dude playing Spiderman on top of an apartment building. - Jake tells a story about someone bringing a grenade to the airport. He also tells a story about a dude who gets a little drunk...
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#85 - Audio "Proof of Life" Season 4 Premier
After nearly a year off, the Savages are back and immediately off the rails with the Season 4 Premier. We talk about why the show went dark, what the last year looked like, and what's next for the podcast New stories, old jokes, and zero growth where it matters. Fits remains unchecked. This is…
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#84 - Pumping and Dumping with The Fire Operators
It has been a long time a comin' but we finally have it here for your enjoyment. The episode with the Fire Operators. You read that right, we invited some fire fairies onto the podcast to share some of their experiences. It's a fun time and we have a blast. Enjoy this episode as these two worlds...
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#83 - The Last Resort
Slinging episodes your way! In this episode we share some crazy stories. - Babies born in traffic accidents - Monkeys escaping from research facilities - Pagan Rituals - Sarco Death Pods ... and a few others. We debate if euthanasia is moral and where the moral line is drawn. Enjoy the episode.…
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#82 -Savages out of Order: A Mini-Episode
It’s been over two years in the making, but we’re excited to bring you Oona Out of Order. You’ve heard us talk about this book in previous episodes, offering glimpses behind the scenes, but now you’ll get our full take as we deliver our honest Savage review. This mini-episode marks our first...
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#81 The Savage Derailment w/ guest Luke
This episode is crazy from the start. Joce couldn't make the first part, so the Savages couldn't keep the train on the rails. The tangents are plentiful yet glorious, so we kept all the ones that won't get us fired. Our guest this episode is Luke, an officer with 10+ years of experience at...
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#80 - Fake It Till You Make It
There are plenty of fakes out there. Just turn on your TV or scroll through the internet, and that’s practically all you see: celebrities, the news, politics, social media—the list goes on. But here at The Savages, we’re anything but fake. Crude, weird, hilarious—but definitely not fake. In this...
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#79 - Shogun Fits
Fits sings a song, Joce dances a jig, Jeremy tells some jokes and Jake shares some stories. We have stories about: - An ancient pot - New-age killer pot - A killer crack-pot on new-age pot - Putting Fits in a pot and dumping his remains at Disneyland, which has gone to pot. and a bunch of other...
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#78 - Ride the Lightning
This time on the Savages, we talk about a host of fun stories. I'll list a few: A Swiss supermodel and her psychopath spouse Country bumpkins testing bulletproof vests on each other PDF file teachers The Mandela Effect Artificial Intelligence and the ramifications it will have on society's...
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#77 - Shower Guns, Shed Bombs and Naked Vocalists w/ guest Alyssa
Hey Savages, on this episode we invite guest Alyssa to come share some stories from her time on them skreets. Alyssa is an officer in a major metro area in a far off land here in the USA. As the title announces, we talk about shower guns, shed bombs, and of course, naked people (all cops gotta…
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#76 - The Lost Episode!!!
We searched the annals of history and located this long lost episode! We talk about: Uvalde school shooting update Ninjas Taking off shoes while giving half kisses San Diego PD locked in back seat with A/P Only Fans and dummy cops People taking offense over stupid non-offensive things and much…
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#75 - The SAVAGES and The Ditch Doctors
The SAVAGES invite some bus drivers onto the podcast here on #75... Ok, they're really EMTs that drive ambulances but, bus drivers is a fun nickname. These fun young ladies bring you some crazy stories and the SAVAGES explore all of the tangents as the tales unfold. Strap in to your gurney and…
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#74 - Chumming the Water
In this episode we go hard from the beginning, chumming the water at every opportunity possible. In the prelude we talk shit on Bill Nye the non-science guy. We chum the water with a quick call out of Jeremy and his absence. We then chum the water by calling out the ineptitude of the Secret…
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#73 - SAVAGE Animals
The Savages tell stories from them Skreets where they've had to deal with various types of animals, such as lions and tigers and bears!!! Oh MY! Well, maybe not those first two. We do tell some stories of the following animals: - Deer - Cougars - Elk - Bears - Cats - Beavers and a few more. These...
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#72 - SAVAGE Vibrations
Here it is, the episode. I don't want to waste much time trying to thinking of some funny things to say so I'll just list some stuff we talk about: Nudist nymphos Vibrators and backpacks Whiskey enemas Duplicitous marriages Duck loving Grizzly Bears Knife wielding suspects Fits has a stroke...
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#71 - The Savages Go To Therapy
In this episode the Savages bring on "J" who is a licensed mental health clinician. The goal is to bring awareness to mental health. The impetuous behind this decision...? It's May, which is mental health awareness month. As the Savages do, we tell some crazy stories and get some good laughs out…
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#70 - The Savages and a Mail-Order Russian... Lawyer
Jeremy has a fun experience with the Bratva (the Russian Mafia) and gets to go head to head with one of their lawyers here on U.S. soil. Fits deals with, in his words, a PEDOcyclist accident... Jake faces a moral dilemma out on them skreets in choosing between what is right and what is the law....
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#69 - Bootlegged Bighorns, Belgian Blue Balls, and the Butt-Naked Bandit
The episode title describes it all! This episode contains a bunch of crazy stories for you to enjoy. We talk about: - The father of endocrinology and his insane experiments - Fits's new obsession with creating injectable sirums - A naked guy and his day in court - Toe licking for charity Check…
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#68 - SAVAGE Terminal List
In this episode, the Savages go toe to toe with "Bang Bros" for the naming rights for the NBA stadium in Miami Florida where the Heat play. But the Savages pull out (pun much?)... because the NBA sucks now days and we don't want to associate with that crap... The Savages chat about a wild…
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#67 - Blasting Acorns
Welcome to the Savage Sing-along, where you'll hear various renditions of some of the songs you know and love... Not really. That would be painful. Instead, we start off like we're shot out of a cannon and we hit 37% in no time while talking about paranormal attacks, dancing jigs and ghosting...
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# 66 - The Savages and The Saints
Season 3 is bringing some new content to the podcast. In this episode we fly the Sinners Among Saints podcast out to do a little collaboration with the Savages. Megan and Lindsay are the gals who host that podcast which delves into True Crime from far and wide. You know the Savages aren't going…
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# 65 - Season 3 Premier: Still Not Cancelled
We here at the Domesticated Savages are happy to bring to you Season 3! Two seasons under the belt and still not cancelled. We're just as surprised as you are. In this episode we blow the clamps off in the first moments and traverse all of the tangents we could find. We go over some of our…
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#64 - One Girl, 20 Cups
The Savages are putting out a BOLO for Jeremy, as he has not been seen or heard from in ages. Last seen in the trailer park, wearing dirty jeans and a sleeveless T-shirt, gathering soda cans and carrying a banjo. The Savages press forward telling stories of: - People dying and coming back to life…
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#63 The Whoremaster: w/ guest Brandi
We bring a full-fledged prostitute onto the podcast to give you a look into the gritty life of street walkers. Brandi is our guest on this episode and she expounds upon the tale of how she went from expressing dog anal glands to getting dudes to try to pay her to do the same to them. Only thing…
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#62 Fresh Meat for the Grinder
In this episode, Jake invites onto the podcast a couple rookies and a fellow salty dog. Fits and Jeremy couldn't make it out but no worries, we found some suitable replacements. Jake picks the brains of the young guys to see the differences between civilian life and police life. They talk about…
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#61 Get Nakey for the Reiki!
This episode has some fun stories and reverie from the Savages. Topics included: - Personal stories of going to Vegas and sinning. - Teenagers in Vegas kill a fellow classmate in a fisticuffs brawl. They didn't honor the 1v1. - Some stories of fistfights during our youths. - Take an enforcer to...
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#60 Savage Firepower Re-Loaded: w/ Nick the Canadian Unicorn
This episode sees the Savages bring back Nick from Sharps Bros. He's the Canadian who makes guns. WEEEEEIRD!!! Nick shares some of his new inventions with us. Stuff that goes "pew pew" and "stab stab". Description of some topics included: - Would you kill to save your kid? - OnlyFans feet pics to...
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#59 The Savages: Sponsored by Canadian Maple Syrup
The boys are back in town for this episode. We get down by telling stories right out of the shute. In this episode we have: - FNGs and pervies trying to get a glimpse of some nip action, good or bad. - Monster hunters continue their search for Nessie! We also talk Marco Polo, dinosaurs and giants...
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#58 Fireboard Those Mutha-Jammas!: w/ Kris aka Special-K
We invite our buddy, Special-K onto the podcast. Kris has stories for days and he shares a bunch with us on this episode. We start off by telling a couple national stories. - Landscapers mistaking a dead body for a training dummy. - Nuns using Nun-Fu and Nun-chucks to fight off vandals and…
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#57 Razor Blades and Slappy Hands
All of the Savages make it onto this episode of the podcast. We start this one off by talking about Halloween traditions and the differences we've seen throughout the years, especially how our experiences differ from our children's experiences now days. We stray into tangent central and go off…
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#56 Savage Sensei Michael Jackson: w/ guest Robert the Rocket Scientist
In this episode, the Savages pay homage to the Marines and Veterans everywhere by telling stories about Marine life. We celebrate Veterans day and the Marine Corps birthday. We bring on "The Coach" Robert, a US Marine turned rocket scientist (I know... not compatible), on the podcast. Robert is…
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#55 Nicole Part Deux - Choose Violence
We have Nicole back on the podcast and she doesn't have to worry about any toe sucking this time! She also gives us an update on her transition! 2 Las Vegas teens are charged with murder and attempted murder in a stolen vehicle A mother kills her 2 daughters to prevent them from going to their…
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#54 The Savages Exposed: w/ guest Gavin
Another day another guest on the podcast! Today we've got Gavin on the mic and he brings the heat! This is an awesome episode with laughs, some cries and of course, Gavin's rookie stories! Joce tells a national tale of a Florida Man who tries to Christopher Columbus the Atlantic in his home built...
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#53 The Loooong and the Short of it: w/ guest Steve
We have another special guest on this episode. Steve finally visits the Savage Cave and tells us some stories! To be fair (to be faaaaaair), Steve came up several weeks ago, and for whatever reason, Fits did something and the episode never recorded. So, we kidnapped Steve and had him do it all…
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#52 Talking Aliens and Conspiracies with Uncle Dave
We present to you round 3 of conspiracies! Unfortunately, one of the Brothers (Allen) wasn't able to come up, so it's up to Dave to hold down the fort and tell us all about the aliens. We break down interesting events such as: - Incident 40 (Project Grudge) - The Phoenix Lights incident of 1997 -...
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#51 Put Up Your Dukes!
Josh's mom called and he had to go home, but the Savages kept recording because we're grown ass men and we do what we want! We keep the party going and the laughs steady. - We talk about a story of people getting stuck upside down on a ride for several hours. - The US Army refusing to pay…
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#50 What's the Difference Between a Mustang and a Unicorn?: w/ guest Josh!
As we melt through the summer, we bring a super fun episode with a special guest: Josh! He's a fellow cop with the Savages and also serves in the United States Army. This is a fun episode filled with hilariously gross stories and, we wrap things up an amazing Savage of the Week! - Josh tells us…
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#49 Don't Be a Bitch
We've got the whole gang back together, and as expected, we go off the rails on this one! Jake and Joce start off this shit sandwich by telling us about their "upside down pineapple" adventures. We roll right into National Stories where Fits regales us of lottery winners, we give tips for…
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#48 Bombs, Self-Redactions and Uzis
Macho Man Jake makes an appearance on the podcast! We tell a story from Mexico of a stabby jealous lover. Then, we visit Michigan Bill who might be one of Macho Man's opponents... Actually, it's a new bill proposed by the state of Michigan to recuperate money if/when a new officer leaves to go to…
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#47 Cloacas, Prison Vamps and Handcuff Courage
In this episode of the Domesticated Savages podcast we try to keep the train on the rails for a hot minute but fail spectacularly! Within no time we're talking about Bee Lives Matter protesters, Prison Vampires, Healing Crystals, The numeric levels of power attained by witches, The benefits of a...
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#46 The Tricky Mistress
In this episode of the podcast we have some phenomenal stories for you. We start off by telling some stories from Florida and Georgia. We discuss the new law in Florida and how if you mess around with little kids, you'll find out with the death penalty. We talk about the pedo village in Florida...
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#45 Skreet Daddy
This episode of the Domesticated Savages has a grip of stories for you to enjoy. First, we tell a story of Cedar the goat and how he met his demise. We then introduce you to the story of Mrs. Han(d)cock and her devious machinations. (You'll see what I did there) That leads us to our Tales from…
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#44 Pucker Factor
In this episode we talk about some crazy stuff that will prove to you fact is stranger than fiction. We have Justin back on and he tells us some homicide stories which will certainly produce nightmares... I know those experiences haunt my dreams. We also talk about: - A crazy guy who tries to…
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#43 Meat In Your Mouth!: w/ new addition Justin
In today's episode we bring back a retired OG of the department, Justin! This man has stories for days. He has so many that we already have plans to bring him back for more episodes. Justin's stories include: - Naked warrant services with a dude's junk swinging in the breeze - Sex swings…
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#42 Into the Mouth of Hell We March
In this episode, the Savages go off the rails on the crazy train! So many crazy topics that will have your head spinning. Weird stuff galore, as we discuss things such as: - A Florida pair arrested for filming sexual acts with their dog - Someone passing Flipper's skull through airport security…
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#41 Germans, Jizz and Just The Tip
On this episode of the Savages, we tell some stories from the land of the Blitzkrieg and find out those crazy Germans might be housing Doctor Frankenstein. We also investigate a mysterious man overboard from a cruise ship and ruminate on how long Fits would survive if such a scenario befell him...
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#40 Savage Spelunking
In this episode the Savages bring on the new addition to the podcast (Mort) and find that, apparently, the 2nd chair has character which seems to be passed on from the former bearer. Fits shares some news stories and the crew weighs in on the ridiculousness of it all. The Savages dole out some...
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Here at Domesticated Savages we are a group of police officers who work the mean streets of a metropolitan city. Our mission is to bring you the stories as we have experienced them, the good, the bad and the hilarious! We are here to entertain, enlighten and have a GOOD DAMN TIME!!!
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