PODCAST · comedy
Dongtini
by Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury
Your one stop shop for bitches, wieners, and God.
Episodes
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Dongtini — Episode 135
Simone gets her magician certification, Stephanie gushes about an Ethan Hawke movie, but not Ethan Hawke, and everyone is still worried about Richard Simmons.
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Dongtini — Episode 134
Seasonal depression, social anxiety disorder, The Beaver Triology, and Dongs In The News™!
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Dongtini — Episode 133
Kitten ownership, the Give Me Sex Jesus documentary, and Simone's blossoming magic career.
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Dongtini — Episode 132
We talk mental health, Bono's assholery, and Dongs In The News™.
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Dongtini — Episode 131
Ant-Man red carpet, emoji crimes, and Bernie Sanders is our boyfriend.
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Dongtini — Episode 130
Simone's magic getaway, Stephy gets on Kelly Oxford's bad side, and Meatless Mondays.
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Dongtini — Episode 129
Stephanie received a disgusting gift, Simone debuts a disgusting combination of words, and you should never google “squirt.”
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Dongtini — Episode 128
The fall of the Duggars makes for 21 dongs and counting, the word “squirt” is gross but pretentious chocolate is delicious, and Stephy commiserates with Simone about memory hoarding.
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Dongtini — Episode 127
Simone attends a special Mad Men finale event and gets a jarring breakfast, Stephy is better equipped to catch manipulation and delivers an exceptional dong in the news on a silver platter.
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Dongtini — Episode 126
Simone had an emergency consult with the dong doctor, Stephy has glory hole information from a reputable source, and Simone was in a jury pool with a celebrity juror.
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Dongtini — Episode 125
Simone reads a passive-aggressive letter from a super smug mom, Stephy’s house and car both broke at the same time, and Simone gifts a dog name to listeners.
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Dongtini — Episode 124
We discuss dressgate, attention policing, and the purity of differing opinions.
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Dongtini — Episode 123
Simone tried to look casual for Birdsworth to trick him to going to the vet, and Stephy really hates NPR.
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Dongtini — Episode 122
The children's book The Rainbow Fish is dissected, Simone plans an intimate encounter with a platypus, and Stephy is surprised what her doctor finds her to be full of during her gyno exam.
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Dongtini — Episode 121
Stephy draws the ire of progressive Christianity, Simone is validated in her Johnny Depp hate, and sex line instructions are read and ridiculed.
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Dongtini — Episode 120
Stephy uses a bigger word than she needs to, Simone's word 'tomorrocado' gains wider acceptance, and you gotta hand it to Stephy for botching a first meeting with someone.
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Dongtini — Episode 119
Simone slummed it in Hawaii for Christmas, Stephy isn't a big Christmas fan anymore, and a strange man with poor boundaries approached Simone to discuss penis enlargement surgery.
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Dongtini — Episode 118
Simone's feathers are ruffled by the way Andrew WK addresses atheists, Stephy struggles with maths and conservative Thanksgiving. A battle with a cat is lost.
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Dongtini — Episode 117
Simone says “The Room” is a perfect example of what happens when people don’t listen to others, and Stephy accidentally retweeted a pic of someone’s vag on SCCL.
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Dongtini — Episode 116
Simone’s personality was assessed by a stranger, Stephy was propositioned by a gentleman lying on the sidewalk, and would you believe Simone was a debutante?
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Dongtini — Episode 115
Mark Driscoll's resignation and how Stephy feels about it, Simone's meditative practices for gratitude, and gay porn just means double the dongs.
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Dongtini — Episode 114
Stephanie live tweets a wonderfully terrible Christian movie, Simone writes a complaint letter about ginger ale, and relationships despite differing beliefs are discussed. Also sports!
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Dongtini — Episode 113
Things get a little heated when the merits of relaity TV are debated, Stephy is on a roll with Christian blowhards getting taken down, and Simone's mother tries to pronounce Dongtini.
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Dongtini — Episode 112
Simone saw the Penis Monologues in Scotland, Stephy's formidable enemy Mark Driscoll is finally circling the drain, and an unsolicited dick pic involving a bookmark was discussed.
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Dongtini — Episode 111
Stephy went to Jesus Camp, Simone went to Buddhist meditation, and both agree they're not as gross as guys.
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Dongtini — Episode 110
Simone visits Stephy in Seattle where thy smoke e-cigs and talk about Nirvana. Also, asexuals are discussed along with a failed rubber ducky and its painful Amazon reviews
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Dongtini — Episode 109
Daddy-daughter dates creep people out, Stephy watches her Hank Hill brother in law find common ground with a Chilean, and Simone willingly gets trapped in a room with a zombie.
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Dongtini — Episode 108
Simone fanagles her way in with Olivia Newton-John, mass shootings suck, apologising too much, and medical information from dodgy websites.
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Dongtini — Episode 107
Stephy discovers the mystery ingredients in Taco Bell's meat, Simone sings a creepy children's song about a log, and we discuss things we’ve changed our minds on (dongs were not on the list).
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Dongtini — Episode 106
Simone was forced to ride in a stretch Hummer, Stephy is terrified her boss will find pics of hot dogs on her hard drive, and we marvel at the Wu-Tang wiener saga.
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Dongtini — Episode 105
Stephy had disdain for naked playdates at the Korean spa, Simone explores her wet bread phobia, and we read real headlines about a cartwheeling dong.
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Dongtini — Episode 104
A Very Jesus Episode in which we discuss annoying Christian email forwards and the World Vision gay marriage fiasco.
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Dongtini — Episode 103
We have mixed feelings about Daylight Savings Time and also God's benevolance. Plus: the Lulu app is juicy!
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Dongtini — Episode 102
Discontinued food nostalgia, Portlandia, the Icelandic Penis Museum, and a letter of concern from a pastor who is a convicted sex offender.
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Dongtini — Episode 101
Stephy suffers inconvenience because of the Seahawks, Simone perused internet cats at the internet cat video film festival, and the ever-increasing douchery of Flea is discussed.
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Dongtini — Episode 100
100th episode extravaganza! Simone has special surprises and Stephy becomes apoplectic, and the ladies rehash Dongtini glories and highlights.
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Dongtini — Episode 99
Simone loses her shit over Yahoo Answers, feminists are mad that Stephy hopes rapists will stop raping, and a famous dong is in the news!
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Dongtini — Episode 97
Inflated interpretations of racism are explored, laughing at being objectified happens, and myths about visible panty lines are dispelled.
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Dongtini — Episode 98
Inflated interpretations of racism are explored, laughing at being objectified happens, and myths about visible panty lines are dispelled.
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Dongtini — Episode 96
Simone dropped the editing ball again, so here's a show recorded 5 goddamned weeks ago. Stephy hosted a Q and A with Peter Rollins and Dave Bazan, Simone takes you along on her emotional rollercoaster, and long negelected listener calls are fielded.
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Dongtini — Episode 95
Back from a long break! Stephy reports on Jesus Camp, Simone straightens things out with her undies, and the word cunt is bandied about like nobody's business.
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Dongtini — Episode 94
Richard Dawkins,objectively cute babies, Hemlock Grove, disappointment with fudge, and a Dongtini book club proposal.
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Dongtini — Episode 93
Simone relays questionable intelligence from the Muslim scientific community and Stephy wants to stay at a monastery.
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Dongtini — Episode 92
Simone makes her official birth press release, Stephy reports on porn and pancake church events, and both ladies got down Behind The Candelabra.
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Dongtini — Episode 91
Stephy is uncharacteristically startled by an onslaught of dongs, Simone gets sentimental about Muppet Babies, and everyone is emotional about the last episode before Dongtini goes on maternity leave.
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Dongtini — Episode 90
Boston bombing hookups and other unpublicized tragedy, dumb pregnancy advice, and more Amazon reviewers rate shit they didn’t use.
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Dongtini — Episode 89
Simone is fucking outraged at a swearing guy, Stephanie shares a wealth of info after her documentary overdose, and a Russian takes an ass kicking way too far.
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Dongtini — Episode 88
Simone had a baby shower that was actually fun, Stephy is panned by critics/pastors, and Donna Martin had really weird cleavage.
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Dongtini — Episode 87
Simone rants about the new novel based on The Bible miniseries, Stephy was really concerned about Amy Grant’s whorish videos, and Simone reads Amazon reviews written by dumb cunts.
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Dongtini — Episode 86
Simone reads the recipe for Resurrection Rolls (SPOILER ALERT the tomb is empty) and Stephy thinks Passion Of The Christ is a snuff film.
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Frequently Asked Questions
How many episodes does Dongtini have?
Dongtini currently has 134 episodes available on PodParley. New episodes are automatically indexed when they're published to the podcast feed.
What is Dongtini about?
Your one stop shop for bitches, wieners, and God.
How often does Dongtini release new episodes?
Dongtini publishes regularly with 134 episodes available. Check the episode list for the typical release schedule.
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Who hosts Dongtini?
Dongtini is created and hosted by Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury.
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