Don't Be A Ding Dong

Previously, on episode 8 of Don’t Be A Ding Dong, homework was assigned and then ignored for a full week, so today, the Dingy Dongy boys turn in their homework with 3 artisan handcrafted power points.00:00 - Intro02:25 - Andy's Homework: Redemption Cards23:34 - Ryan's Homework: Cup Holders36:20 - Quinton's Homework: Monster Cereal

A review of Kansas.00:00 Intro01:00 Kansas53:02 Ryan has something

The Don’t Be a Ding-Dong Halloween Special. The boys show up in costume for a Halloween special full of conspiracies, courtroom drama, and deep research into the broadcast schedule of 9/11. Homework is given, field reports are made, and apologies are issued in this action packed episode of the Ding Dong show! 00:00 - Intro00:30 - Costume reveals04:33 - Ding Dong Field Report08:06 - Where do beards stop, if bald13:27 - We take each other to court20:46 - What are we experts in?28:35 - Dove30:55 - Settling the 9/11 timeline39:40 - Take me down to Bad City45:58 - Closing the door, man

Another Ding Dong with more of Ryan's tales from Nashville. the worst opening bands we’ve ever suffered through (includes spit), A shocking Frosted Flakes update, and a deeply passionate debate on which slice of pizza you grab first. a full spread of nonsense before we dive into the of Sick Puppies at the Six Flags Starburst Summer Concert Series.00:00 - Intro00:22 - Not finished with Nashville11:45 - Opening bands25:19 - Generic Frosted Flakes are still Frosted Flakes33:58 - Strong pizza opinions1:01:44 - Six Flags Starburst Summer Concert Series

A grim tale of a bird hitchhiking 500 miles across state lines, Andy takes a tumble. The boys take a trip to Climax Springs, Missouri and visit some questionable local businesses before diving into the lost media search for the bizarre 9/11 “VeggieTales” tape that may or may not exist. All that and more can be found on this ding dong00:00 - Intro00:25 - Hot N' Tasty opening01:39 - Launching a podcast from McDonald's on 9/1119:23 - Andy's Lime scooter adventures25:00 - Committing vehicular birdslaughter (allegedly)30:14 - A helmet or hwhat?42:21 - Milking 9/11 into the ground48:22 - Vintage code brown

Andy nearly starts a housefire. The gang dives into a brand-new game, “Name the TV Censor Line?”, where they try to guess what famous movie quotes got turned into on basic cable. Post-launch reflections, the first-ever in-person Ding-Dong meetup and a deep dive into the mysterious world of horseshoes, pony shoes, and the fine art of melted cheese.00:00 - Intro00:30 - Andy's Bright Idea04:11 - Feeback on our first episodes07:27 - Can You Name The TV Censored Line?30:54 - Innagural meeting of the Ding Dong Horshoe Crew40:17 - The Worst Flinstones Appliances43:14 - Sneezing On Command

The boys are back for another week of dinging and donging! Ryan digs up a childhood crayon-related trauma before diving into a full recap of Joe Dirt 2: Beautiful Loser, the inexplicable animated ending of Two and a Half Men, and a surprise visit from Dr. Andy.00:00 - Intro01:29 - Liquified Crayons06:12 - VeggieTales certified classics10:06 - Catching up on Joe Dirt 238:51 - Chuck Lorre46:00 - Dr. Andy's Diagnosis

It's game time on The Ding-Dong Show! Quinton brings A Tube Dog update before Ryan invents everyone's new favorite gameshow, "Sports Team or Drug Task Force", ending with Andy dropping a Christian media alternative bomb on us!00:00 - Intro02:30 - Episode 2 homework05:03 - The next chapter in hot dog technology18:17 - reinventing flip flops19:01 - Task force or local sports team?43:30 - Redemption cards47:25 - Larry the Cable Guy makes a lot of food

The Wiener Boys are back with video rental and Red light running life hacks that are completely true and helpful to you in the year 2025. But wait, there's more! Frosted Flakes have a dirty secret, and we expose it, followed by an update on the world-changing "Pocket Dog"00:00 - Intro00:40 - New locations & red light tickets02:50 - rental swap05:43 - ID photos10:00 - Frosted Flakes (of corn)12:10 - Getting a barbing16:50 - Movie critics18:09 - Everything pizza21:52 - Coring a hot dog bun26:47 - Turkey stabbing device36:35 - Getting a cigarette car upgrade39:50 - Mark McGrath and Frankie Valli48:05 - NYC retraction

In Don't Be A Ding Dong's official first episode, Ryan, Andy, and Quinton talk about everything from the trauma of New York City food poisoning to the perfect hot dog bun, the mysteries of mana, "brown smells", and rap rock gods Sugar Ray.00:00 - Intro01:20 - Mints & brown smells05:58 - Beaten up by NYC12:18 - Trucker callsigns15:59 - Hot dog innovation27:18 - Where we’re at with Rap Rock31:07 - What are the sinuses?35:21 - Mana from Heaven41:00 - Scooby Doo meets Shrek45:08 - Becoming snakes

The Ding Dong Show returns with Quinton, Andy, and Ryan diving into bizarre door-to-door sales schemes, UFO sightings in Illinois, the origins of “the buck stops here,” fruit snack philosophy, prank calls, cottage cheese, and even a close encounter with a cow in the dark.

The Ding Dong Boys swap stories about sketchy first cars, and play another round of Andy's mystery burned CD game, leading to debates of Tom DeLonge’s greatness before things spiral down the UFO rabbit hole.

A nacho PowerPoint derails into talk of hamburger go-gurts, the eternal meatloaf sandwich wisdom of a Reddit user named stupid butt, and a history lesson on how Jack was conceived.00:00 I'm Andy!14:00 Poor People Nachos31:10 How Jack Was Conceived33:50 CDs of Old