PODCAST · comedy
Don't Be F*cking Weird
by Sydne Leavitt and Kale Dean
Florida-bred childhood best friends, Kale and Sydne, unsolicitedly spill their thoughts and opinions, weird first hand stories, and their often controversial hot takes, on really, whatever they want. Join them as they discuss their own experiences on topics such as: the trials and tribulations of living in New York City, three steps to take if your house burns down during a global pandemic, what to do if you find your straight boyfriend on Grindr, and how to find humor in literally everything. Oversharing is their love language. Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/dbfw/support
Episodes
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50. cent
On episode fifty of Don’t Be Fucking Weird, Kale talks about weird things she has done for money over the years while Sydne mostly listens. Kale tells a few stories: One is about a time she secretly airbnb-ed out her aunts apartment, another is about a time she tried to find a sugar daddy to...
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49. tweets from deep fakes
On episode forty nine of Don’t Be Fucking Weird, Kale and Sydne read off old tweets from each others twitter accounts dating back over a decade. They tell a story of being chased through Asheville by an uber driver who sent Sydne a d*ck pic, and why the illuminati will come after Kale if she…
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48. hell or las vegas
On episode forty eight of Don’t Be Fucking Weird, Kale and Sydne play a classic game of ‘would you rather’ where they ask each other questions. Sydne talks about her gambling strategy when at a casino, hiking, and she shares confidential top secret information that an uber driver in Las Vegas…
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47. tin foil thots
On episode forty seven of Don't be F*cking Weird, Kale and Sydne talk about one of Sydne's favorite topics... conspiracy theories (again). They talk about the Montauk Project story that inspired Stranger Things, the dark side of luxurious Dubai vacations (TW), whether or not present-day Kanye…
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46. villains are born on tinder
On episode forty six of Don’t Be Fucking Weird, Kale and Sydne tell stories about bizarre and funny first date encounters they’ve had in the past. They share stories about: a time they were coincidentally on a date at the same time at the same place, a time Kale introduced a guy to poppers on the...
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45. keep calm and psyop on
On episode forty fIve of Don’t be F*cking Weird, Kale and Sydne talk about trends; their thoughts on current ones, which ones they like, and which ones they think people should just leave alone. They also talk about the time they got vaccinated in a bus outside of a Target in downtown Brooklyn,...
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44. back to basic
On episode forty four of Don’t be F*cking Weird, Kale and Sydne talk about what they’ve been up to the last few months, their predictions for 2024, and what they think is in and out for the coming year. Predictions include: Ron DeSantis becoming a woman, Doomsday bunkers, and the downfall of…
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43. bless this mess
On episode forty three of Don't be F*king Weird, Kale and Sydne have a guest all the way from Mexico, one of Sydne's best friends, JP. JP was deported two years ago so he shares what he's been up to while he has been in NYC. This episode is all over the place. Kale, Sydne and JP ask each other...
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42. summer recap
On episode forty two of Don't be F*cking Weird, Kale and Sydne talk about what they’ve been up to this summer and about what they’ve learned from this humbling season of life. Sydne talks about the dark reality of working on a farm in Italy, what can go wrong when traveling abroad, and her...
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41. dirty jobs
On episode forty one of Don't be F*cking Weird, Kale and Sydne tell stories of strange experiences they've had at jobs they've worked in the past. Sydne talks about a time she was stalked by a customer, why she can't work in the service industry, and her time working for the mafia. Kale talks…
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40. u know how icky it gets
On episode forty of Don’t be F*cking Weird, Kale and Sydne talk about turn offs and read off some icks from their listeners. Sydne talks about her experience with farm life in Italy, men who shave their chest hair, and why it’s not hot to be mean when flirting. Kale talks about how being overly...
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39. damn that's crazyyy
On episode thirty nine of Don't be F*cking Weird, Kale and Sydne talk about dun dun dun…. conspiracy theories!!! Sydne talks a little bit about Avril Lavigne’s replacement Melissa, how and why she thinks Michael Jackson is still alive, JFK, the mandela effect and a time her college dorm got…
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38. plenty of catfish in the sea
On episode thirty eight of Don’t be F*cking Weird, Kale and Sydne talk about catfishing. Sydne talks about making a fake profile in middle school to make a guy jealous, tells a story of her friend being fully catfished, and talks about having to make a fake male assistant to trick her clients.…
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37. getting ziggy with it
On episode thirty seven of Don’t be F*cking Weird, Kale and Sydne are joined by a guest!… yet another straight cis white male, their dear friend Zach. They discuss his trifecta of traumatic events that happened to him upon moving to NYC: 1. almost having his hand amputated, 2. his apartment…
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36. who is she?!
On episode thirty six of Don’t be F*cking Weird, Kale and Sydne talk about experiences and environments that shaped them into who they are today. Sydne talks about how growing up in Florida and around animals has been formative in who she is today, along with getting in trouble all the time. Kale...
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34. just the tip
On episode thirty four of Don’t be F*cking Weird, Kale and Sydne give tips (as NYC transplants) on questions they have received about NYC; such as how to find a job, where to live, and favorite neighborhoods. They also discuss some things that they don’t particularly love about the city. Kale…
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EPISODE 30: dating in nyc is hard!
On episode thirty of Don’t Be F*cking Weird, Kale and Sydne talk about the struggles of dating in NYC... again. Sydne talks about running into an ex-lover while tripping at the club... again, summarizes her dates this week, and talks about herself being weird. Kale talks about her past week-long...
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EPISODE 29: jordan year ins and outs
On episode twenty nine of Don’t be F*cking Weird, Kale and Sydne record their first remote episode and discuss what is in and what is out for 2023. Sydne talks about meeting her internet friends in FL and trying to befriend her gay ex-bf. Kale talks about losing some recent crushes this week and...
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EPISODE 28: group chat going crazy
On episode twenty eight of Don’t be F*cking Weird, Kale and Sydne talk about what they’ve been up to over the last two weeks. Sydne talks about why she’s going to be taking a break from NYC, gives her two cents on the AI selfie epidemic, and talks about breaking her sobriety. Kale talks about...
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EPISODE 27: down in the dms
On episode twenty seven of Don’t be F*cking Weird, Kale and Sydne answer some questions from their instagram DMs. Sydne talks about unrequited love, being expelled from high school, and crying on a first date this week. Kale talks about Harry Potter, her Thanksgiving trip to Florida this past…
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EPISODE 26: bricked up at the dinner table
On episode twenty six of Don’t be F*cking Weird, Kale and Sydne are joined by their friend and former guest, Strong Island Mark to discuss Thanksgiving. Sydne talks about accidentally sending a pic to her family group chat one year, Mark talks about traditionally hotboxing his car, and Kale talks...
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EPISODE 25: freestyling the apocalypse
On episode twenty five of Don’t be F*cking Weird, Kale and Sydne ask each other random questions and discuss how their ideal apocalypse scenarios would play out if they were able to choose. Sydne talks about a traumatic week of having to put her dog down and tells a story of when she thought the...
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EPISODE 24: spilling the tea
On episode twenty four of Don’t Be F*cking Weird, Kale and Sydne each share three stories about their most embarrassing romantic encounters. Sydne talks about losing her virginity in a group text, crying uncontrollably, and waking up on a lawn mower. Kale talks about a septic tank cock-blocking…
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EPISODE 23: you've got mail
On episode twenty-three of Don’t Be F*cking Weird, Kale and Sydne answer some questions they received from listeners. They discuss how to stay motivated, how far to go on a first date, and why being chill is sexy. Sydne tells a ghost story about Key West, and gives instructions on how to fly with...
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EPISODE 22: halloween for nerds
On episode twenty two of Don’t Be F*cking Weird, Kale and Sydne nerd out about their favorite holiday… Halloween! :-) They go through some Halloween trivia questions and share stories about past Halloweens. Sydne talks about going out alone last year and Kale talks about trick or treating until…
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EPISODE 21: category is... social media
On episode twenty-one of Don’t Be F*cking Weird, Kale and Sydne discuss the weirdness of social media. Topics include: the fakeness of it all, commenting on celebrity posts, and what they think is too intimate to share. Sydne advocates for posting as much as you want and Kale talks about why she...
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EPISODE 20: hot or not / fw 22
On episode TWENTY (!!!) of Don’t Be F*cking Weird, Kale and Sydne debate what’s hot and what’s not - again. Topics include flat earthers, various halloween costumes, smoking out of a dragon-sized bong, using crutches, bald men, and more. Kale talks about going camping in Michigan and her...
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EPISODE 19: if u wanna b my luvr
On episode nineteen of Don’t Be F*cking Weird, Kale and Sydne discuss various elements of dating like: best and worst neighborhoods to source from, fav zodiac signs, and measurements of compatibility. Sydne talks about moving in with a boyfriend she only hung out with twice, and why she likes…
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EPISODE 18: Wellness Check
On episode eighteen of Don’t Be F*cking Weird, Kale and Sydne discuss how to know when to do a wellness check on your friends. Signs include: going nonbinary, any behavior in excess, moving in with a partner after two weeks of knowing them, and shaving your head. Additionally, Kale talks about…
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EPISODE 17: It's Giving Church Confessional
This episode is a little different. I (Sydne) am just basically coming on here to talk a little bit about why I am going to stop drinking. I'm okay. And will be more than okay, eventually! But it's something I think is worth being up front about while it's happening. Thanks for listening <3
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EPISODE 16: Never Have We Ever
On episode sixteen of Don’t Be F*cking Weird, Kale and Sydne freestyle this episode and play Never Have I Ever and ask each other random questions. NSFF (Not Safe For Family): If you are one of our family members just skip this episode, please. Sydne and Kale discuss a vile one-night stand, the...
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EPISODE 15: The Poly-Pandemic
On episode fifteen of Don’t Be F*cking Weird, Kale and Sydne discuss the real pandemic: polyamory. Sydne talks about her gay ex-boyfriend, going on a date with a stranger she met on the subway at 3am, and opens up about what men should stop doing during s*x. Kale talks about how she broke her bed...
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EPISODE 14: Since We've Been Gone <3
On episode fourteen of Don’t Be F*cking Weird, Kale and Sydne give a recap of what they’ve been up to this summer. Sydne talks about blackmailing a potential sugar daddy, rescuing animals all summer with her sister, and explains how to ace a job interview. Kale talks about the beauty of blocking...
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EPISODE 13: Hot or Not
On episode thirteen of Don’t Be F*cking Weird, Kale and Sydne give their opinions on what they think is hot or what they think is not - and why. Instagram activism: not hot. Jeans and flip-flops: not hot. Pitbull, Publix, and pulp in orange juice: all incredibly hot. Communication is so hot and…
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EPISODE 12: Strong Island
On episode twelve of Don’t Be F*cking Weird, Kale and Sydne bring in a third! A Long Island resident, software engineer, and one of Kale’s Hinge matches, Mark Vitozzi! Mark debuts as the first official Hot Seat guest on DBFW. In this episode, they discuss dating, and traumatic childhood pet…
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EPISODE 11: Purple Pilled
On episode eleven of Don’t Be F*cking Weird, Kale and Sydne discuss their favorite conspiracy theories. Is Avril Lavigne still alive? What really happened at the Cecil Hotel? Why haven’t we been back to the moon…? Sydne went full Cara Delevigne at a party this weekend and Kale lied about knowing...
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EPISODE 10: Pregaming Halloween
On episode ten (!!!) of Don’t Be F*cking Weird, Kale and Sydne welcome their first official guest, Sydne’s biological best friend and little sister, Rylee. This episode is a little spooky so say a prayer and get your sage ready, Sydne, Kale, and Rylee share their paranormal encounters. Sydne…
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EPISODE 09: Real Bachelorettes of NYC
On episode nine of Don’t Be F*cking Weird, Kale and Sydne talk about their dating lives in NYC and discover how different they both approach dating. Sydne talks about how often you should see potential boyfriends, and tells a story about having an intruder in her apartment this week. Kale talks...
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EPISODE 08: Tinder to Bestie Pipeline
On episode eight of Don’t Be F*cking Weird, Kale and Sydne talk about how to make and keep friendships as adults. Methods include: 1) getting pregnant and just making your own friends 2) being vulnerable and 3) talking shit. Sydne talks about when she received an unsolicited dik pic from an Uber...
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EPISODE 07: Seasonally Feral
On episode seven of Don’t Be F*cking Weird, Kale and Sydne discuss which types of weather make people act like animals in heat, why you shouldn’t drink poppers, and the come back of the middle finger. Kale talks about why she is no longer cussing, and why living alone is elite. Sydne talks about...
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EPISODE 06: Moving to NYC
Introducing DBFW's first minisode! On episode six of Don’t Be F*cking Weird, Sydne is currently in Florida so it’s a bit of a different structure and shorter episode. Kale and Sydne answer a few questions about finances in New York, how to meet people in the city, and why social climbing is weird...
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EPISODE 05: April Food Day
On the fifth episode of Don’t Be Fucking Weird, Kale and Sydne talk about their love for April Fools Day and, somehow in synchronicity, share an array of a few of their favorite NYC food spots. They additionally discuss which line of the New York subway has the most sex appeal and why staying in...
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EPISODE 04: Code Red
On episode four of Don’t Be F*cking Weird, Kale and Sydne share their stories about puberty, periods, and giving birth at Equinox. Sydne talks about how she first learned about reproduction from playing the computer game ‘The Sims’, and shares a concerning story about almost getting Toxic Shock...
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EPISODE 03: Mid Connections
On episode three of Don’t Be F*cking Weird, Kale and Sydne talk about their current and past relationships with marijuana. Sydne talks about falling asleep at a Broadway show with her family after accidentally taking an edible too late and Kale talks about being stuck in the middle of a girl…
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EPISODE 02: Pandussy
Covid, religion and pee-pee. In Episode Two, Sydne and Kale talk about going through heartbreak during the pandemic, unnecessary youth pastor fist bumps, and why going through airport security is embarrassing. Sydne talks about blacking out and throwing up in church during her week visit in North...
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EPISODE 01: Fast Walkers and Smooth Talkers
Meet Kale and Sydne. Episode One contains brief introductions, how they know each other and a summary of what's been going on in their lives since the start of the pandemic, along with an intro to their weekly segments. This episode, Kale talks about confronting four of her exes, why she hates...
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Florida-bred childhood best friends, Kale and Sydne, unsolicitedly spill their thoughts and opinions, weird first hand stories, and their often controversial hot takes, on really, whatever they want. Join them as they discuss their own experiences on topics such as: the trials and tribulations of living in New York City, three steps to take if your house burns down during a global pandemic, what to do if you find your straight boyfriend on Grindr, and how to find humor in literally everything. Oversharing is their love language. Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/dbfw/support
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Florida-bred childhood best friends, Kale and Sydne, unsolicitedly spill their thoughts and opinions, weird first hand stories, and their often controversial hot takes, on really, whatever they want. Join them as they discuss their own experiences on topics such as: the trials and tribulations of...
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