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Don't Be Petty

by Don’t Be Petty

Don’t Be Petty is the unlicensed unsolicited therapy session you never knew you needed. Hosts Angela and Scott discuss their lives as twenty-somethings trying to thrive in the dating world, college scene, and digital age with refreshing frankness and hilarious pettiness. The occasional introspective moment amidst the chaos will have you nodding along saying “I guess so?” Tune in and join the madness!

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Episodes

  1. Scottie Doesn't Know feat. Christian

    Scott's solo in this episode, but he brought a friend to help him out! Christian, a fellow crazy person, joins the madness with Scott to discuss their mismatched friendship, previous classes together, and their current quarantine activities.

  2. Throwing Condoms at Old Men & Nonexistent Eiffel Tower

    Angela and Scott host their first unlicensed therapy sesh for a listener in need, which leads Scott down memory road to his pettiest moment. A series of Would You Rather Vacation Edition questions has Scott questioning Angela's sanity: gaslighted by France, rowing around Italy, ski resort…

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  3. Demonic Rats & Disney Pickup Lines

    Angela and Scott celebrate the end of the Spring 2020 semester! They talk about Scott's new goal to keep a plant alive and recount their recent adventures in "A Plague Tale Innocence." To finish out the episode, the hosts play a Disney Pickup Line version of Sip or Dip! Tune in every Thursday for...

  4. Who Wants to Go to Vegas? feat. Alex

    Angela and Scott welcome their first guest, Alex! Angela and Alex discuss when they first got their dog Cheyenne. A Cringy Frat Party Sip or Dip leads to some interesting decisions. Las Vegas may be opening sooner than imagined and Angela, Scott, & Alex are definitely not going. They finish off…

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  5. Where's My Stimulus Check?

    Scott and Angela discuss their missing stimulus checks. The only thing keeping them sane during quarantine is late night wine parties of one and Elder Scrolls Online.

  6. Quarantine & Chill

    Angela and Scott discuss the current ongoings of New Jersey and coronavirus. Scott's former flames are starting to heat up his messages but he's staying home and being a good little angel. The hosts finish off with a game of F Marry Kill featuring villains and Game of Thrones hotties! Tune in…

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  7. I've Been Social Distancing for Years

    Social distancing? I've been doing that for years now, yous ain't got nothing on me. Angela and Scott try to wrap their brains around the thirsty corona bitches. Angela talks about her vacation and her chaotic living situation. The episode ends with some "useful" tips on how to avoid losing your...

  8. Former Flames & He's Just Not That Into You

    Scott discusses two former flames that recently made an appearance in his life. Angela and Scott talk about some tell-tale signs that he's just not that into you.

  9. Corona-cation & Childhood Fads

    In this episode, Scott and Angela discuss the recent changes occurring at Rowan University as they prepare to transition online in the face of the BIG BAD Coronavirus (COVID-19) and reflect on some of their favorite childhood fads.

  10. Baby Blankets, Eating Grass, & Grey Wigged-Scott

    Listen in to find out what Scott has to say about his biggest missed oppurtunity to be petty. Angela and Scott relive their childhoods as they discuss the weird things they did for attention.

  11. Scott's Rapunzel Story & Guys With Long Hair

    Scott gets trapped in a hook up's bedroom and Angela desperately tries to grow avacados from seed. Listen as we struggle to decide which long haired beaut we'd like to marry, screw, or kill and Scott reveals his “straight” voice.

  12. Grilled Cheese & Climbing Through a Window

    Scott goes on a date for the first time in awhile and Angela continues to ruin lives left and right.

  13. Ghosted & Being a Complete Stalker

    We are Don't Be Petty, college students talking frankly about our experiences with relations, fights, and being SO unbelievably petty. Give us a listen and hang out with some chill bitches.

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Don’t Be Petty is the unlicensed unsolicited therapy session you never knew you needed. Hosts Angela and Scott discuss their lives as twenty-somethings trying to thrive in the dating world, college scene, and digital age with refreshing frankness and hilarious pettiness. The occasional introspective moment amidst the chaos will have you nodding along saying “I guess so?” Tune in and join the madness!

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What is Don't Be Petty about?

Don’t Be Petty is the unlicensed unsolicited therapy session you never knew you needed. Hosts Angela and Scott discuss their lives as twenty-somethings trying to thrive in the dating world, college scene, and digital age with refreshing frankness and hilarious pettiness. The occasional...

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