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Don’t Be So Suburban

Best friends of 20 years Brian and John come together to try as hard as they can to sound like they know what they are talking about. Each episode they catch up on the previous weeks events before presenting the Suburban List. The list holds a number of topics chosen by the boys ranging from headlines you may or may not have heard, personal experiences or ideas and thoughts the two may have. More often than not they end up having more questions than answers. [email protected]

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    22. Heart on Lockdown

    RIP Penny!This weeks listA Saturday At The Ocean Front, Florida (WO) Man, Florida Pussy Patrol, They Were All Yellow, Beer Dildo, Final Destination, Pay Us, Chicks with Dicks, weird Tik Tok Trend.....plus were onto Jaime Lee Curtis and much much more!

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    21. You're The Reason

    On this weeks list!Ladies, Ladies LadiesPoison on Aisle 1Welcome To The Devils RectumTurkey SmashGrab The Bull By The BallsThen There Was One18 Wheeler Fun Time

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    20. Not A Dental Geography Show

    The boys make it abundantly clear that they know nothing about dental procedures in the country of Turkey. Nor do they know America like they should.This weeks Suburban List for the episodeLadies Ladies Ladies, Poison in aisle 1, Welcome to the devils rectum, Turkey Smash, Grab the bull by the balls, Then there was one, 18 wheeler fun time, hey teacher thats my penis.

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    19. Kerr, Knueppel, Knigga

    This Weeks list !!!The Pope Mafia, Glitch In The Matrix, Thank Heaven for 7-11, Count Your Days Max, You Cant Say That, Dump in the Dump, Alligator Alcatraz, Dongs In Buns, Bad Haircut, and Banana Hammocks! Please enjoy Like Listen Subscribe!

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    17. The List

    Introducing THE LIST. Every week the boys are going to fill up the list with whatever they want, unknowingly to the other, described how they want, and selected by each other at random.....then the discussion begins...Here is a sample from the very first Suburban List.WWHD, Big Boat Go Drown Drown, Ball-Ber, Trouble on the Swedish Seas, and Fuck Fuck.....Fuckity Fuck.and more! Enjoy

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    16. Outback Outfront A Bread Stabbing

    Hello....We begin with cool clips. Joy Taylor doesn't know how free agency works. How much can you get charged with and still get cool jobs. P Diddy diddles doody duddley party updates. We do a little movie talk....why Captain America is ass burgers...and we speak about an Outback Steakhouse experience where the bread tragedy will haunt us forever. Bye!

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    15. Paszkiewicz Palace

    Were recording on location at the Paszkiewicz Palace this week. No Bathroom? No Problem we say. To start a little recording before the recording as John breaks down everything Brian has to offer on location. AI models and hacked accounts and down syndrome? have taken over facebook......A hispanic, an asian and a potato have a baby.....How long do pregnancy tests last? According to HBO 26 years. We get into Indonesia drug penalties, mushroom trips maybe..

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    14. Jackets in June

    The Suburbanites are back for another episode. Someones wife is balding. People are pooping in buckets for another month. Joey B and his cancer diagnosis and how it compares to work. New Orleans prison break, Some instagram clips. Were killing bears but saving coyotes. One of us is dressed like Mick Foley and Much Much more

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    13. Dead and Scheduled

    We are back and in good graces and one of us has to be on potty watch so racoons don't attack our privates. We begin with a wholesome clip to get the blood pumping. Who has a bathroom who doesnt? Classic roleplaying of some quotes from the diddy trial and we recap what has been discussed up to this point. How dead does one have to be to be not scheduled? Who is a dad? who is on a zombie apocalypse show? We answer all these questions and much much more.

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    12. RIP Mr Allen; A Cousins love

    Howdy 1st, 2nd, 3rd and maybe 4th cousins. Today we tackle the update from JoJo Siwa we have all been waiting for. The latest Kanye confessions. Delve into the newest Oscar voting rules and one of us has an on air accident that changes the course of our podcast furniture forever. We revisit hospital memories and remember one Mr Allen.....Much Much Much more. Listen, laugh, like, love...

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    11. Space - Just The Tip

    Welcome Ladies And Mans. Today on Suburban Street we start off with tragedy out of the vatican. One of us.....is really torn up about it........We recap Easter....a smudge of church talk. Recap the trip to South Carolina. The space penis heard around the world and how does Katy Perry fit into all of this. Fyre fest, wood stock, PETA, Mongo McMichael....much much more.

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    10. C*nts In The Suburbs

    The Crossover event you didnt know you needed. The C*nts On A Couch podcast meets Dont Be So Suburban. We try and figure out what's wrong with the one co host. We finally share our mutual thoughts on why How I Met Your Mother single handedly ruined modern day television. Love On The Spectrum came and it went with glory. Also we get into Chipotle, toddlers eating grandpa, Batman, wolves in a lab and much much much more. Like, Listen, Live, Laugh, Love, Lobotomize yourself on your way to listen to this much needed crossover.

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    9. Portland Recycling Awareness Month

    Hey guys, girls and everything in between. On todays adventure we make sure Braves fans are ok. Recap the first week of base of the balls. RIP to Val Kilmer. The not worst batman ever but not good either. We recap April Fools shenanigans. Where did gonorrhea come from? Does it have to do with white people playing pickle ball? Where do you hide urine? A cool cop in New Jersey does some pretty cool stuff with needles.....Much Much More

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    8. Opening Day Memories

    Nothing better than opening day baseball, join us as we take a wholesome heartfelt trip down memory lane to the little league days. We also dive into everything snow white and why that is as successful as it has been this past week. Everything else from working on your days off, Chipotle misspellings, Hawk Tuah documentaries, George Foremans is dead and all else in-between.

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    7. Women.....He's Proud Of You

    The Fedora Felon and Johnny Podcasts are back again. Can one of the duo deep throat a mic? We get introduced to the Love on the Spectrum cast and make sure this isnt secretly a game show. One of us believes they have autism themselves. Selena does a guest spot. We are proud of all Women. We recap our homework assignment for Baylen Out Of Loud. We correct a penis bite to a testicle bite. The trackstar assaulter is doing some cool stuff. Are Jews real? Much much more

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    6. Suburban On The Spectrum

    Its johnny podcasts and the Fedora Fuhrer back again. We start off trying to stop asian hate and honoring General Tso. We recap Legless in Seattle on this past weeks Naked And Afraid episode. The duo discuss a research assignment for this week that has to do with Tourette's. We preview season 3 of Love On The Spectrum. Track and Field assault, free cars for racism, food stamps taken away and one of us wants to be a vampire. Enjoy, subscribe, like, listen....all of the things

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    5. Naked and Legless

    Johnny and the Fedora Champ are back. We revisit the Fyre Fest documentary with a really cool clip. Instagram deep dives, why is Tourette's the way it is. Vegetables we can do without. Recap the new Daredevil series. John Cena did some cool stuff over the weekend. We look into what is cool this new Naked and Afraid season. Why is Canada doing what Canada is doing. Much Much Much more.

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    4. Icebergs In Paris

    Back for the most laughs we have had yet. Brian is wearing a fedora and has changed the entire landscape of the podcast. He hates old people. Kanye West seems like a cool guy doing some cool stuff. What dudes are in Paris? How Brian feels about Icebergs. How have you been celebrating Black History Month? What would we do in a Walking Dead situation. We look into what is Fyre Fest 2. Talk equality like a couple of equal dudes....plus more....

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    3. It Is What It is

    Brian has returned from his attempted kidnapping in the Bahamas! We recap his return and rescue trip. We warn Canada what is coming Thursday. Titanic was bullshit. Everything Super Bowl....we look into the Atlantic, Pacific, Inidan and Arctic Ocean google reviews. LOTR surpised my eyeballs. Tyreek Hills over sized only fans model fetish and subsequent lawsuit.

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    2. You Never Know Until You Know

    Your favorite Suburbanites are back for another week of stupidity and giggles. Join us as we believe Chess is racist. Get the super bowl over with. Join us for the most immature road trip. What happens when a copilot jumps out of the moving plane. If you couldn't take a dump for 4 months would you die like Elvis? and much much more......Live Laugh Love.....or subscribe....

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    1. Suburban Restart

    WERE RESTARTING. After a month and a half sabbatical we are back. New picture, new host new everything. We push the reset button on the podcast and get back to basics. It's silly, stupid and whatever other S word you can think of. Join Brian and myself as we start a new chapter of the podcast. Ring cam accident footage, Rat infested police lockers, tik tok fires and fish atms. Enjoy

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    Debate Show - Disc Golf, fact or fiction

    We finally did it....We get our very own residential disc golf expert Jesse in our Suburban Studios. Dont miss an intense episode full of thanksgiving stories, show questions, yelling, words that needed to be beeped out and the disc golf debate that America needs right now between biter rivals Jesse and Pat. Probably our most intense, hilarious and bonding episode we have had yet. Dont miss it.

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Best friends of 20 years Brian and John come together to try as hard as they can to sound like they know what they are talking about. Each episode they catch up on the previous weeks events before presenting the Suburban List. The list holds a number of topics chosen by the boys ranging from headlines you may or may not have heard, personal experiences or ideas and thoughts the two may have. More often than not they end up having more questions than answers. [email protected]

HOSTED BY

John Bonilla and Brian Paszkiewicz

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Best friends of 20 years Brian and John come together to try as hard as they can to sound like they know what they are talking about. Each episode they catch up on the previous weeks events before presenting the Suburban List. The list holds a number of topics chosen by the boys ranging from...

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