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Don't Eat Me

by Mark Webster

Based on 'How To Survive The Apocalypse Without Eating Anyone'

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  1. Don't Eat Me 17: You'll miss this!

    Notes & Sources: You. We live in a world of amazing histories, incredible things, incredible animals, insects and sea life and, let’s be honest, incredible people. So be incredible, people. Written, edited and produced by Mark Webster, original music by kraM Left, plus self-generated & Logic Pro…

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  2. Don't Eat Me 16: Homes and Villages

    Notes & Sources Things will be cold, crude, smelly, scary, vexing and demoralising at first, but you can do this. You can do this because you’re a human and that’s what we’ve been doing for much of our existence. Written, edited and produced by Mark Webster, original music by kraM Left, plus...

  3. Don't Eat Me 15: Survival Skills

    Notes & Sources Learn First Aid: try your local Red Cross, for example. Here's the NZ link https://www.redcross.org.nz/first-aid/our-courses Learn to forage: A New Zealand example is https://www.wildbotanica.co.nz/pages/free-beginners-foraging-guide but these are very locale-specific, so try and...

  4. Don't Eat Me 14: Moving On

    Notes & Sources On the Sarakatsani shepherds; check out Patrick Leigh Fermor's brilliant pre-WWII travel books. They are well worth reading for an intimate glimpse of 1930s Europe: A Time of Gifts (1977), Between the Woods and the Water (1986) and The Broken Road (2013) in which the Sarakatsani...

  5. Don't Eat Me 13: Survive

    Notes & Sources A nod to my sponsors here – I don't have any. No links as this is mostly opinion – if you've been following along, you should know how I got here. So these opinions are definitely not those of my non-existent sponsors. This is the beginning of chapter 5 of the unpublished book...

  6. Don't Eat Me 12: Fats are the problem

    Notes We need fat to survive, which sounds counter-intuitive since we're so paranoid about it, and it's true we get too much in many of our typical Western diets. But we can't live without it, either, and when things get tough, it's hard to find. There are reasons why even pescatarians like me...

  7. Don't Eat Me 11: Calories Per Day

    Notes & Sources How many calories does work burn? http://calorielab.com/burned/ How cooking led to bigger human brains: https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/cooking-up-bigger-brains/ Written, edited and produced by Mark Webster, original music by kraM Left, plus self-generated & Logic Pro…

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  8. Don't Eat Me 10: Kitchen Mixer

    Sources & Notes Little House on The Prairie, what they really ate: https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/what-did-they-eat-little-house-on-the-prairie Make your own salt: http://www.instructables.com/id/How-to-Make-Sea-Salt/ Why we need salt: https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/146677.php...

  9. Don't Eat Me 9: food for granted

    Notes & Sources Daily steps: https://www.verywellfit.com/whats-typical-for-average-daily-steps-3435736 How much food do you need? http://www.mydailyintake.net/daily-intake-levels Written, edited and produced by Mark Webster, original music by kraM Left, plus self-generated & Logic Pro 12 foley,...

  10. Don't Eat Me 8: water

    Notes and Sources International water use: http://www.learnz.org.nz/water172/bg-standard-f/water-use We're so used to our conveniences: https://melmagazine.com/my-month-as-a-member-of-the-wild-wild-country-sex-cult-8ac377aa7938 The sociological studies of Quarantelli and Dynes:...

  11. Don't Eat Me 7: Collapse

    Notes and sources Healthy living and emergency management (New Zealand official advice) https://www.health.govt.nz/your-health/healthy-living/emergency-management/managing-stress-emergency/common-reactions-disaster Fukishima, Japan...

  12. Don't Eat Me 6: Contagion, Zombies, obscenely rich & matter

    Notes and sources Robo-future with no jobs: https://medium.com/swlh/what-does-a-future-with-no-jobs-look-like-71bda1004a71 Antimatter movements: https://www.nature.com/articles/d41586-018-02221-9 Matter matters;...

  13. Don't Eat Me 5

    Notes & Sources www.worldometers.info/world-population/ Written, edited and produced by Mark Webster, original music by kraM Left, plus self-generated & Logic Pro 12 foley, Aotearoa New Zealand 2026

  14. Don't Eat Me 4

    Notes and Information Our moon: https://joshworth.com/dev/pixelspace/pixelspace_solarsystem.html NASA on Climate Change https://climate.nasa.gov/effects/ Hurricane Maria http://digg.com/2018/climate-change-survival-hurricane-maria Effects of global warming...

  15. Don't Eat Me 3

    Notes and sources The Great War and mortality impacts: Dmitri Jdanov, Evgeny Andreev, Domantas Jasilionis and Vladimir M Shkolnikov of the Max Planck Institute in 2005. Between 1913 and 1918, British men aged 23 showed a 15-16 fold increase in the probability of premature death....

  16. Don't Eat Me 2

    The spread of the Black Death, an epidemic of bubonic plague caused by the bacterium Yersinia pestis, was spread by disease-bearing fleas carried in turn by infected rats. Recent research has disputed this. https://www.britannica.com/event/Black-Death The Back Death and HIV...

  17. Don't Eat Me 1: Apocalypse

    Notes and sources An apocalypse is a “very serious event resulting in great destruction and change” (according to the Cambridge Dictionary) https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/apocalypse A super volcano event possibly resulted in a human population decline of up to 90%, although a...

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Based on 'How To Survive The Apocalypse Without Eating Anyone'

HOSTED BY

Mark Webster

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