Episodes
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S8 E7 - Week 8
I'm just now noticing that the episode number doesn't match the week number because we missed a week. I may not recover. Anyhow, Diesel is joined on this Halloween week by a very Sgary guest host. They cover the general league business before diving into Mascot Mayhem. You can't ask for much more.
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S8 E6 - Week 7
Stoat and the Commish are joined at last by Owen, who now has the honor of being the only to have more children born during the season then wins. Go Guards, bunch of suck jobs.
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S8 E5 - Week 6
A former/present, and former commissioner are present for a recap of the former week of action in the NFL, and preview the present week. Meanwhile, the usually former and sometimes present director of STDs makes an appearance to present a situation that formerly took place.
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S8 E4 - Week 5
So we missed a week. Where was the bootleg? Guess you all have lives too. There's a hooker in these hills and he has a bone to pick with the Commish. Vieni in fretta, cagata rumorosa
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S8 E3 - Week 3
I don't know what this pod is about. I know the Commish is on it and I know Alocke is the special guest host. I can only assume there is a lot of yelling about the Browns and socially inept answers to simple questions. Enjoy. - Stoat
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S8 E2 - Week 2
If you ever wanted to listen to two guys whine about how bad their fantasy football teams are, boy do I have a surprise for you. Diesel and the Commish also check some overreactions, talk investment strategies, and make picks for next week's games. In solidarity with Mackelmore, this podcast will...
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S8 E1 - Week 1
With football back in our lives once again, it was only a matter of time until Don't Fear the Keeper had something to say about it. With a full compliment of hosts, the guys give draft grades, provide an injury report, and predict the results of this week's matchups.
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S8 E0 - Predraft
The triumvirate is back in session. This pod really comes down to whether you think keeping James Cook in the 3rd round is good value.
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S7 Offseason 1 - Wedding Recap
Celebrating the newest member of the league to tie the knot, Diesel and Alocke sit down to recount the stories of the weekend, hand out some trophies, and pass along some marital advice. FYI - I only used transitions that I knew wouldn't be flagged.
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S7 Episode 18 - Postseason Recap
The league winner and loser were decided, and it totally doesn't matter how much either game was decided by.
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S7 Episode 17 - Championship
Scott will compete in the championship for a chance at the prestigious Peach Hog.
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S7 Episode 16 - Round 2
Heading into the league's second round of the playoffs, both the bye's and anti-byes are in the rear view mirror. Those four teams will now dive into the fray and try to achieve greatness or avoid catastrophe. And with the Stoat poached, the Commish and Diesel will attempt to put a podcast host…
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S7 Episode 15 - Playoff Preview
The CDC assembles to treat a case of playoff fever. The Norwich Football League has reached a critical juncture: with the bracket set and the battle lines drawn, this week offers a chance for reflection and perspective. We dig deep in our history and our doctrine, and remember that we are not...
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S7 Episode 14 - Week 14
Your hosts have reunited in the same time zone, and it feels so good. This week, they review rivalry week, prep for a historic final week, take a look at other leagues, and make their final regular season predictions. All in a day's work for three number-crunchers.
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S7 Episode 13 - Week 13 (Rivalry Week)
The pod is back, and this time it's personal. This week your hosts will swim into yet another rivalry week in the way only they can. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll zone out in the middle of something Chuck says and have to rewind. Buckle up buttercups.
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S7 Episode 12 - Week 12
The pod is (partially) at full power in the week before the senders go international. In this episode, they recap last week's action, look at the stakes, check in on a few old favorites, and break the chain before making their predictions in an unusual way.
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S7 Episode 11 - Week 11
Stoat and the Commish get together for a good old-fashioned guestless episode. We recap an exciting week of games, place banners atop several local and national promontories, and look ahead as the playoff picture comes into full view. This pod tastes like Pepsi Cola.
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S7 Episode 10 - Week 10
In a supersized episode full of mostly yelling, Diesel and the Commish analyze a league landscape that's growing clearer with each passing week. They recap the past week of games, place an extra special bet, WAP it up, and look at some failures before predicting next week's action.
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S7 Episode 9 - Week 9
This pod was 3sp00ky5me. Marius and Sulla got together for an unconventional three man weave, witnessed one of the worst Mount Rushmore performances in recent memory, and bask in the glory of their dominant starts to the season.
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S7 Episode 8 - Week 8
The Commish's Show with the Commish and J rides again. Your hosts knock out a few quick hitting segments, before the show welcomes back its favorite guests to talk college coaches. And yes, we know his audio is off.
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S7 Episode 7 - Week 7
The pod assumes a comfortable commissionary position as Owl Michaels and the Sausage Stallion cut it up on the state of the league after 6 weeks. We also demolish some takes and make some predictions as DFTK returns to it's natural home on Spotify. Outro music: “Moonlight Sonata” by Beethoven...
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S7 Episode 5 - Week 5
The Commish and Commissioner are back again, basking in the glorious refractory period between a Guardians playoff win and a yet unknown Guardians playoff exit. In the meantime we discuss America's team, America's game, and the season's first loser leaves town matchup. Enjoy, and we'll see you in...
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S7 Episode 4 - Week 4
With the early season seeing owners waffle between Big Dog and Porch, your hosts Chuck and Diesel attempt to sift through the results to find the truth. They recap the past week, introduce a new segment, censor some speech, and round it out by looking at next week's matchups. For anyone…
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S7 Episode 3 - Week 3
The Commish and the Commissioner pump up the runtime as we break down the results from an exciting week 2. We sniff out some silicone, break down signal callers, and get an assist from a special guest to identify the league's best hoarders.
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S7 Episode 2 - Week 2
The show is back, revamped, and up over the 1.5 hour mark. The only thing that could make this better is if someone had bid $81 on Quinten Johnston. Your hosts spend this episode on a lengthy recap, build a dynasty, and see how good they are with names.
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S7 Episode 1 - Week 1
Our long national nightmare has finally ended. The Norwich Football League is back. Your hosts ring in the new league year by handing out grades, analyzing the data, and making some futures picks. Fingers crossed sp*tify leaves this one up.
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S7 Episode 0 - Pre-Draft
How come there are a million podcasts about politics, but only one about how this is a PPR league? Diesel and Commissioner Stoat are back with a nice, easy warm-up episode to get the league ready for the upcoming draft in a few weeks. They talk baseball, copyright law, and who Alex could possibly...
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2025 Offseason - E2
You asked. Diesel and Commish answered. On this double offseason episode, your hosts look to both the future and the past. Congratulations to the future winners, and shame to the future losers.
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2025 Offseason - E1
Stoat and the Commish celebrate Spring by sticking the pegs in the ground for a two-ball. We run through the Norwich Football League Not-Top-Ten, ranging from wrestling takedowns to drinking debacles to violent encounters with appliances, and much more. Production value is low.
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S6 Episode 11 - Week 11
The pod enters a new regime as Diesel and the Stoat both drop critical games in a fairly pathetic week 10. We languish in failure, talk movers and shakers, and fill up the cupboard. Come join our bureaucratic nightmare.
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S6 Episode 10 - Week 10
The polls are closing, but the pod is just getting started. On this weeks highly political episode, your hosts will discuss recent developments, call some races and proclaim a few losers. #Goldwater2028
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S6 Episode 9 -Week 9
The boy is back in town. The Stoat returned from across the pond just in time to ravage Diesel's chicken coop in rivalry week. On this episode we take some accountability, discuss current events with a special guest, and request that someone put together an oral history of Brian's title.
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S6 Episode 8 - Week 8
It's a stoat-free episode, but we make up for it with plenty of 'squatch. Coming in as a spot-starter, Brian helps Diesel recap the week, travel the world, and even debut a new stat. Please enjoy the end of the episode where I discover live that Mike Evans pulled his hamstring.
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S6 Episode 7 - Week 7
Trades are the name of the game this week, which is a true shame given what's happened in the 16ish hours since we've finished recording. Breaking news aside, your hosts will discuss some of the trades, take a look into what's a good value, and look into the future. Mike I'll trade you Kyren and…
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S6 Episode 6 - Week 6
We ride with 6 in what I personally think is an absolute banger. There is a guest segment. There is Chuck content. McAdoo About Nothing. Yeehaw.
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S6 Episode 5 - Week 5
Back and more committed than ever, Diesel returns to the show just in time for byes to start. Your hosts talk through recent weeks, stare into the heart of the machine, and even run a few mental laps. How many more episodes before we're officially cyber-bullying Joe?
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S4 Episode 4 - Week 4
Back from the Barley, the leagues first two married men gather to discuss the wedding of the third. We talk Brown shit, urinal placement, and tips for the future in this nuptial edition of DFTK
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Season 6 Episode 3 - Week 3
Diesel is trying on the shackles so this one was solo. I have no idea if it is literal garbage but it probably is. Joe I promise it is a bit.
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S6 Episode 2 - Week 2
Just playing the hits. Chuck on the intro. Interview with Joe mama. Transitions, segments, predictions, BANG. Enjoy(n) or Die.
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S6 Episode 1 - Postdraft & Week 1
New year, new commish, same old pod. On this week's episode, your hosts recap a shockingly successful draft, look back at the worst decisions in league history, and turn their attention fully to the start of the season. Who's ready to see Zach lose to a robot?
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S5 Episode 1 - Predraft
And...we...are...LIVE. I know the audio is kinda weird on this one. We are shaking off some cobwebs. But strap in for another year of content in what is fixing up to be a rambunctious Norwich Football League season.
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S5 Episode 18 - Year End Review
After a full year of scheming and struggling, the league crowns its new champion in Gibbs Free Energy. Full disclosure: I just googled the name, and only now understand the reference. On this week's season finale, your hosts recap the championship, hear from the winner, give out some awards, and...
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S5 Episode 17 - Championship
it all comes down to this. anticipation and depression combine in a 1:2 ratio as the stoat, diesel, and the commish combine to recap an electric toilet bowl and look ahead to this years championship. the dogs are barking and the gus is bussin on this one.
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S5 Episode 16 - Toilet Bowl
As the league's most important game of the year arrives, your hosts take some time to preview awards, look back at two horrible seasons, and pick some games. Just make it Bud Light if I lose, please.
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S5 Episode 15 - Round One
You ever seen a three man weave? Well you're gonna hear one today, as Diesel, Stoat, and the Commish go toe to toe to tongue in an electric opener to our playoff coverage. We reflect on past judgment, contemplate the little things, and stack up losers.
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S5 Episode 14 - Week 14
With John out have a holly fucking jolly time with his coworkers and not his friends, the Stoat and Commish step up to deliver an eclectic episode on the eve of the regular season's final week. We talk seeds, breeds, and how teams succeed in the most canine time of the year.
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S5 Episode 13 - Week 13
I won't lie to you all, this is a bad Nugget episode. We discussed editing out all of the barking, but jointly decided to leave it instead. This is unfortunately becoming our newest recurring segment. Oh, and also your hosts do recaps, form a committee, break out the dictionary, yadda yadda yadda.
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S5 Episode 12 - Week 12
The Commish and Stoat gather to rage against the machine, sip beverages with electric people, and otherwise shit on Brian's team. We also introduce a new piece of interactive league media. It takes time to get the velocity back folks
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S5 Episode 11 - Week 11
In a shockingly non-aggressive episode, your hosts try to process the events of the past 2 days. They bring back a little R&B, pass judgement, and then predict a whole mess of chalk for next week. And, would you look at that, they do it in under 2 hours!
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Hog Knocks 2 - Colin
Your hosts are back to analyze... another host. The performance standard really needs to be raised on this show. They spend their time acquiring some new hobbies, talking brown, and looking ahead to next year. This is officially a Zencastr hate account.