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Don't I Know It

Welcome to the Don't I Know It Podcast, the podcast where we talk about everything and nothing. Join Nikki and Allyson as they share stories, laugh, and discuss nonsense.

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  1. 57

    I saw Helen Keller at Epcot

    Conspiracies. Which ones are real? Which ones are fake? Did we land on the moon? Who killed JFK? Did Helen Keller really fly a plane and write a book while being blind, deaf, and mute? Find out as Nikki and Allyson dig deep to discover the truth.....uhhh just kidding! You know we left this episode more confused than when we started.

  2. 56

    Who's voting for Nikki?

    We're baaaaaack! Buckle up for a recap of the last four months of our riveting, event-filled lives including tornados, bear encounters, kangaroos, and a stadium of people rejecting Nikki.

  3. 55

    Uranus-mite

    Hurricane Milton?!? Did ole Milton ruin Nikki and Allyson's chance to see Tori Kelly? Stay tuned to find out. And no hurricane better mess with seeing Taylor Swift! Or we're gunna fight!

  4. 54

    Forty and Forgettable

    Did you miss us? 'Cause we missed you! Don't I Know It is back for season 4, and we are debriefing what's been going on for the past four months! Everything from Dengue fever, to stalking Jimmy Fallon, to the absurdity of topless palm trees.

  5. 53

    Kern Kernel

    Have you ever wondered what's going on inside the mind of a 3 year old? Well in this episode, we are diving into the wonderful world of Malakai Maffeo, Nikki's nephew! We talk about everything from Jesus to animals to his aggression toward Phoebe. You're in for a treat!

  6. 52

    50 Episodes!

    WE MADE IT! Can you believe it? 50 episodes of amazing guests, lots of burping, and a million laughs! Join us as we reminisce the crazy adventures we've had in 50 episode!

  7. 51

    Mascot Trauma

    Have ever you had to endure sweltering heat, dehydration, pressure to perform, and an occasional physical attack? This is an average day for a mascot. Dive deep into the realities of being a mascot with our special guests Matt and Lauren Winston! On this episode, we discuss everything from how we met, karaoke, and Matt's time as 'Mustang Matt'.

  8. 50

    Easy Outs

    On this episode, the one, the only, Katelyn Ellis joins the Don't I Know It Podcast! She's one of our best friends and came all the way from California to join us on the pod! Sit back. Relax. And get ready for some good times!

  9. 49

    The Don't I Know It Poets

    What's the best way to express your thoughts and feelings? There's only one right answer. Through poetry straight from the heart. Don't miss this special episode where Allyson & Nikki each take 3 words from our listeners and incorporate it into a poetry performance you'll never forget.

  10. 48

    Another Colonoscopy

    What does WWE and the ballet have in common? David Gammon in a leotard! We're so excited to have our friend on the pod as he spills the tea on which of us he likes best and that time he tried to ask Mandy Moore out.

  11. 47

    Braces & Bermuda Shorts

    Started from the bottom now we hear. Listen as our friend and very special guest, Brooke Maratta, went from rocking Bermuda shorts and double tank tops to being a real estate and podcast mogul. This is not an episode you want to miss!

  12. 46

    In & Out

    Are we talking about the renowned In & Out burger joint? Nope, we're talking in and outs for 2024! We are leaving things like voicemails and bloating in 2023, and embracing things like good skin care and using your blinkers in 2024! Happy New Year, and we are so excited for all that's to come this year with our Don't I Know It fam!

  13. 45

    IT'S TIMEEEEEEEE!

    It's the most wonderful time of the year! And you better believe we're going to sing loud for all to hear! Listen and find out if we mention (and maybe sing) your favorite Christmas song. We're wishing a very merry holiday, and we want to say thank you for all of our listeners support this year!

  14. 44

    Bandaid in the Mashed Potatoes

    Happy Thanksgiving! It's to time to be thankful, eat a ton of delicious food, and to share weird family traditions. Enjoy this episode and know that we are very thankful each and every one of you!

  15. 43

    Please Don't Draft Us

    It's spooky season and what's spookier than Nikki and Allyson potentially getting drafted? Can't think of a darn thing! Enjoy this episode as we break down the important things like eye boogers, President Jo Jo Beans, and Nick Jonas being incredibly short. And keep an eye for Don't I Know It's Halloween costume reveal!

  16. 42

    The Luck of the Irish

    From all the way across the pond, the Don't I Know It Podcast is joined by Bethany and David Alcorn, Allyson's sister and Irish brother-in-law! Listen as they discuss the many differences between Irish and American culture, and trust us, some of them might surprise you!

  17. 41

    Flaming Hearts

    Season 3 baby! Summer break is over, and Don't I Know It has returned! Listen as Allyson and Nikki detail their adventures in Vegas and Alaska, and find out how Allyson really feels about turning thirty!

  18. 40

    I Was Born in the Baptismal

    Introducing the ONE, the ONLY Debra Maffeo, also known as Nikki's mom! This is the episode where you discover why Nikki is the way that she is and where she got her sense of humor from. All we can say is get ready for the wheeze....

  19. 39

    'MERICA

    It's that time of year! The birth of America and Nikki. We're celebrating freedom, America's obsession with hotdogs, eagles, fireworks, and of course Nikki's 27th birthday!

  20. 38

    Don't I Know It Doesn't Know It

    Do you ever have those moments when you realize they're a certain things you should know at this point...but you don't. And at this point, it's too late to ask. Well, here we are exposing all the things that we don't know but should. And boy, did we discover how much we don't know.

  21. 37

    Goose Pimples

    What do you call goose bumps? Goose pimples? Googly mooglies? Listen as Allyson and Nikki get to the bottom of the chills and all the weird names people call them!

  22. 36

    Bonus: Spelling Bee Edition

    What if we didn't have autocorrect and you were left to spell on your own? Would your spelling pass the test? Play along as Nikki and Allyson compete in a spelling bee to determine who's the better speller!

  23. 35

    Click Bait

    Did the title entice you to click on this episode? We knew it. Click bait works. Check out this episode as Allyson and Nikki discuss hooves, funny reviews, epilepsy, and clogged toilets. Sound like a good time? Good! Because it is!

  24. 34

    WOAH: He is Risen

    Happy Easter! Listen as Nikki and Allyson recount the resurrection story, play a serious game of chubby bunny, and continue to pine for Taylor Swift tickets!

  25. 33

    Anyone Selling Taylor Tickets?

    We're just a couple of girls trying to get Taylor Swift tickets without getting scammed...Let us know if you know anyone who's selling because we're ready to buy. For real. Anyway, enjoy the craziness that is episode 32!

  26. 32

    Doodlebop VS Simba

    Did anyone else have a crush on teenage Simba? Just Allyson? Cool. Listen as Nikki and Allyson discuss their strange childhood crushes, their inability to spell basic words, and how disgusting peeps are.

  27. 31

    Gender Reveal

    Boy or girl?! Listen to this episode to find out the gender of our long-time friends and listeners, Sam & Ashley Halcom's new baby! Plus, we suggested some incredible names for the coming babe, so fingers crossed they use one of our suggestions!

  28. 30

    Cupid's Telegrams

    You asked. We delivered. Get ready to hear four one of a kind, custom love songs dedicated to some very special listeners in honor of Valentine's Day! We love love, and are celebrating all things Valentines in the best way we know how - in song.

  29. 29

    We're Embarrassed

    Have you ever been embarrassed by something that shouldn't be embarrassing? Well we have. Obviously. And we're diving into all the "normal" things that make you want to die inside. Happy listening!

  30. 28

    IBS Awareness

    Happy New Year! It's 2023, and we're kicking off the year with our New Year's resolutions! Listen as Nikki and Allyson discuss their goals for the year and obviously the danger and prevalence of IBS. It's truly going to be a great year!

  31. 27

    Christmas Bonus!

    As promised, here's a little Christmas bonus episode! Christmas is a great time to play games with family and friends, and we thought we'd play some Scattergories, and let you in on the intensity of our games! We hope you have a very Merry Christmas from your favorite podcasters!

  32. 26

    ICK!

    Merry Christmas! The holidays can bring out the best and sometimes the worst in people. Listen, as Nikki and Allyson discuss their "icks" with each other, and dive into their quirky habits that make the podcast such a treat to listen to. Plus, we've got TikTok star, Rachel Moore, along for the journey! You don't want to miss this episode!

  33. 25

    Sponsor us, Rachel!

    It's been a minute, and we missed you! Check out episode 25 as we dive head first into the holiday season, our love for Gilmore Girls, and begging Rachel to sponsor us.

  34. 24

    Changing Tastebuds?

    Take a journey with Nikki and Allyson and discover if their tastebuds have in fact changed as they've grown older. From broccoli to mushrooms, they leave no veggie unturned! Enjoy!

  35. 23

    The World of Evvie

    We've got a special episode this week because we're interviewing the one, the only EVVIE! She's an animal trivia expert. She's got dance moves like you've never seen. And of course, she's Allyson's niece! Prepare to laugh as you enter into the world of an 8 year old's mind.

  36. 22

    Taylor, Are You Listening?

    We don't know about you, but we're feeling 22! Join us for episode 22 and enjoy the chaos that is a conversation with Nikki and Allyson. Plus, we're full swing into fall time, and we need to determine what our will dress up as this year! Send us your ideas!

  37. 21

    Haters gunna hate

    Happy 1 year to the Don't I Know It Podcast! Can you believe it's been a whole year?! What better way to celebrate than to read all the hate comments on our most recent viral video. Enjoy!

  38. 20

    We're Back!

    It's been an awesome summer, but we are BACK with a little travel recap! Tune in as Nikki and Allyson share their travel adventures, and get ready for some exciting things coming for the Don't I Know It fam in the coming weeks! Season 2 let's goooooo!

  39. 19

    Where is Dublin?

    It's the season finale, and we're ending it with a bang! Listen as Nikki and Allyson discuss geography that apparently most people don't know, Allyson's run in with diarrhea, Venmo drama, and so much more!

  40. 18

    Bunions, Funyuns, & Volcano Onions

    We're back with episode 18! The Don't I Know It pod is officially an adult, and we couldn't be more proud! Our baby is all grown up!

  41. 17

    Dancing Queen

    You asked questions. And we answered! Listen as Nikki and Allyson bring you their infinite wisdom to all the questions you have.

  42. 16

    Epitome

    It's episode 16, BABY! And trust us, this episode the EPITOME of a good time. Enjoy Allyson and Nikki discussing your unpopular opinions and exploring the depths of their embarrassing Facebook statuses from back in the day!

  43. 15

    Florida Man: Freaking Rick

    Florida is the places of Disney, beautiful beaches, Publix subs, and....Florida man. Listen as Nikki and Allyson dive into the incredibly strange world of Florida man headlines and even add a few of their own headlines into the mix.

  44. 14

    We Be Burpin

    Y'all ever heard of the Sprite challenge? You know the one where you chug a sprite without burping? Well buckle up because Nikki and Allyson take it on, and the results are catastrophic. Enjoy!

  45. 13

    Sleep talking: Is Allyson okay?

    Happy Easter! We've got a good one for you this week. Listen as Nikki attempts to decipher Allyson's insane sleep talking. Trust us, it's wild!

  46. 12

    April Fools: It's Trevor

    It's April fools Day! And boy, do we have quite the episode for you! There's nothing like a good prank call to unleash pure chaos. Sit back, listen, and enjoy as we prank call a few unsuspecting friends, and when you think the episode is over...it's not.

  47. 11

    Summer Boys

    Summer - is it a season or a mindset? Find out as Nikki and Allyson hang out with the hosts of the Summer Boys podcast, Tim and Blake! This is one episode you don't want to miss!

  48. 10

    Text Roulette

    What's better than Allyson and Nikki being forced to text and call people and say ridiculous, embarrassing things? That's right. Nothing! Enjoy episode 10!

  49. 9

    Caramel Frappes and a Belly Flop

    It's Valentine's, and we are feeling the love! Don't miss Allyson and Nikki share awkward first date stories, bad pick up lines, and the extremely embarrassing ways they tried to get their crushes attention. WE LOVE YOU!

  50. 8

    Naked and Afraid

    We've all had those moments. The moment when you're at your most vulnerable and BAM - a bug sneaks up on you and reveals just how high pitched your scream is! Listen as Nikki and Allyson discuss their wildest bug/critters stories. Plus, find out just how clean and organized you are compared to Allyson & Nikki. You'll have to listen to find out!

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Welcome to the Don't I Know It Podcast, the podcast where we talk about everything and nothing. Join Nikki and Allyson as they share stories, laugh, and discuss nonsense.

HOSTED BY

Allyson Goolsby and Nikki Mollica

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Welcome to the Don't I Know It Podcast, the podcast where we talk about everything and nothing. Join Nikki and Allyson as they share stories, laugh, and discuss nonsense.

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Don't I Know It is created and hosted by Allyson Goolsby and Nikki Mollica.
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