Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast

Welcome to episode 235 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Melanie discusses her new book and chatting on Twitter with charming actors from Westworld, Patrick waxes rhapsodic about his upcoming visit to New York, and Nathan is budy working on his new play. Did we mention this is the last episode of DQYDJ? This is the last episode of DQYDJ. We love you all! Send us email: [email protected] Send us voicemail: 972-696-9485  

Welcome to episode 234 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Melanie threatens to hunt down 2016 if it even breathes wrong near Carrie Fisher, Patrick and Nathan are out sick with sinus infections, and Jerry is busy recording videos for work. You know what that means--A LITERARY SHOW! So we have the lovely and talented L.D. Blakeley and Epilonious on hand to discuss being big in France, Two Thrones fanfic, and why men who take their clothes off in the name of Art are blessings to hardworking writers everywhere. L.D's holiday romance The Power of Peppermint Send us email: [email protected] Send us voicemail: 972-696-9485  

Feliz navidad and welcome to episode 233 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Melanie details the joys of perimenopause brain, Patrick is NOT in the mood for holiday hijinks, and Nathan plans what he's going to say to Bette Midler next year in New York. Send us email: [email protected] Send us voicemail: 972-696-9485  

Welcome to special episode 7 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Fairy Princess Holly from We're Mean Because You're Stupid and Matty Malone create a special crossover event with Melanie to talk about our favorite sportsball fanatic, Joe in Philly! Send us email: [email protected] Send us voicemail: 972-696-9485  

Welcome to episode 232 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where the boys are once again unavailable, and it's a Fourth of July miracle with Jerry, Patrick, Nathan, AND Melanie! Whee! Send us email: [email protected] Send us voicemail: 972-696-9485  

Welcome to episode 231 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where the boys are once again unavailable, and Melanie calls upon guest hosts L.D. Blakeley and Epilonious to fill in once again -- woohoo! Send us email: [email protected] Send us voicemail: 972-696-9485  

Welcome to episode 230 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where we ring in 2016 by talking about sex and publishing, and Melanie calls upon guest host Epilonious to keep the show moving. Send us email: [email protected] Send us voicemail: 972-696-9485

Welcome to episode 229 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Patrick and Nathan are in Deisneyworld celebrating their honeymoon, Jerry is somewhere in Boston, and Melanie calls upon guest hosts L.D. Blakeley and Epilonious to fill in once again -- yay! Send us email: [email protected] Send us voicemail: 972-696-9485

Welcome to episode 228 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Patrick and Nathan are still off moving Nana's Naughty Knickers to its new temporary home, Jerry is a busy man, and Melanie calls upon guest hosts L.D. Blakeley and Epilonious to fill in and discuss writing challenges, homophobia in 2015, and why gambling is fun. We have voicemail: David That Blue Jeans Guy Send us email: [email protected] Send us voicemail: 972-696-9485 NANA'S NAUGHTY KNICKERS CONKLIN'S BARN II DINNER THEATRE Best Western Ashland House & Conference Center 201 E. Ashland Ave. Morton, IL 61550 (309) 965-2545 10/8/2015 to 11/1/2015

Welcome to episode 227 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Patrick and Nathan are off helping to move Nana's Naughty Knickers off to its new temporary home, Jerry is too old to stay up late, and Melanie is left on her own. Or is she? Please welcome guest hosts L.D. Blakeley and Epilonious, who may well be filling in for the rest of September and part of October, or until the Barn is back up to speed, whatever happens first. Send us email: [email protected] Send us voicemail: 972-696-9485

Welcome to episode 226 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Melanie follows Patrick and Nathan on their wedding day! Includes the hilarious and heartwarming wedding ceremony conducted by the Vicar of Plano herself, with Jerry and Stacy in the audience! Congratulations, you crazy kids! Send us email: [email protected] Send us voicemail: 972-696-9485

Welcome to episode 225 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Patrick pimps for Disney Gift Cards (gotta pay off that honeymoon somehow), Nathan is FINE, he tells you, FINE, and Melanie just goes along for the ride. Send us email: [email protected] Send us voicemail: 972-696-9485

Welcome to episode 224 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Melanie apologizes for the fact that she sounds like a robot and wants you all to go buy her new book DEEP WATER (written as Nicola Cameron) because it's dedicated to Nathan and Patrick. Meanwhile, Groomzilla is making centerpieces and threatening Ebay sellers with retribution for shorting him on hydrangeas, and Broomzilla is wondering why Groomzilla has to mention that he got wedding stuff at the Dollar Store. Send us email: [email protected] Send us voicemail: 972-696-9485

Welcome to episode 223 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Patrick talks ALL about the wedding plans and makes it clear that he doesn't wear leather, Nathan tries to get a word in edgewise, and Melanie still thinks that creamy coleslaw goes just fine with pulled pork. Send us email: [email protected] Send us voicemail: 972-696-9485

Welcome to episode 222 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Melanie is joined by Jerry and the peripatetic L.D. Blakeley once again to talk more about writing, Alexa, and other nifty shit. Send us email: [email protected] Send us voicemail: 972-696-9485

Welcome to episode 221 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Melanie is the only one available to record. So she invited L.D. Blakeley on to talk about smut writing, wine, and why Mads Mikkelsen is so creepy hot on Hannibal (we decided it was his eyebrows). Send us voicemail: 972-696-9485

Welcome to episode 220 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Jerry is plowing through his trilogy, Melanie partied with romance cover models, and Patrick and Nathan are busy rehearsing. Send us voicemail: 972-696-9485

Welcome to episode 219 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Pat is blowing up his eggs, Jerry regales us with a tale of Teh Crazy, and Melanie is making weird ice cream. Send us voicemail: 972-696-9485

Welcome to episode 218 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" Melanie is being wrapped in duct tape, Pat gets pulled over, and Jerry is making sure that the podcast is on all the hot new devices, bless him! We have voicemail! Epilonious Drum Major Kev Send us email: [email protected] Send us voicemail: 972-696-9485

Welcome to episode 217 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" Yes, we're back, bitches! Well, some of us are -- Patrick and Nathan are off rehearsing/auditioning, so Melanie talks about life lessons from RuPaul's Drag Race, Jerry gets a new cylindrical friend named Alexa, and special writing guest L.D. Blakeley joins us to talk about writing smut and making pretties. Whee! Topics from the show: RuPaul's Drag Race LaTrice Royale L.D. Blakeley Weezie World Amazon Echo Send us email: [email protected] Send us voicemail: 972-696-9485

Welcome to episode 216 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where we mourn the demise of Saturday morning cartoons, discuss which sideshow performers from American Horror Story: Freak Show we want to sleep with, and Patrick explains how he cut the tip of his finger off. Good times! We have voicemail: DQ Rick Satyr69 We have email: Rob Spanton Send us email: [email protected] Send us voicemail: 972-696-9485   THE FOX ON THE FAIRWAY CONKLIN'S BARN II DINNER THEATRE P.O. Box 310 Goodfield, IL 61742 (309) 965-2545 9/12/2014 to 11/2/2014

Welcome to episode 215 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where we have returned from our summer hiatus (that's our story and we're sticking to it). Send us email: [email protected] Send us voicemail: 972-696-9485   THE FOX ON THE FAIRWAY CONKLIN'S BARN II DINNER THEATRE P.O. Box 310 Goodfield, IL 61742 (309) 965-2545 9/12/2014 to 11/2/2014

Welcome to episode 214 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Jerry is once again traveling the world so Melanie, Patrick, and Nathan welcome Auntie Vera Charles to the show as our special guest. Yes, it's a particularly hilarious actorcast! And yes, it was a particularly busy summer but we're back, bitches! Send us email: [email protected] Send us voicemail: 972-696-9485   THE FOX ON THE FAIRWAY CONKLIN'S BARN II DINNER THEATRE P.O. Box 310 Goodfield, IL 61742 (309) 965-2545 9/12/2014 to 11/2/2014

Welcome to episode 213 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where The Talent is off at tech week rehearsal, so Melanie, Jerry and special guest host Nathan welcome Peter "Epilonious" White to the show as a guest host, and the delightful Karl Marks as our writing/editing/performing/jump rope artist guest (with a heartwarming story about a very special jumprope trick). Special guest Colby Keller also joins us to play a round of Queer Mad Libs and answer questions about his dream job! Buckle up, folks -- this is going to be a long one. The length, I meant. Of the podcast. Oh, never mind... Topics from the show Karl's book We're Here, We're Queer, We're Mad Libs! Colby's Indiegogo campaign Big Shoe Adventure 1: Colby Does America...And Canada Too! How to get a walk-on role in the Olympic Cove series by Nicola Cameron Karl Marxxx (@IAmKarlMarxxx on Twitter) Colby Keller (@ColbyKeller on Twitter) Executive Assistant: Manlove Edition Send us email: [email protected] Send us voicemail: 972-696-9485   YOU'RE A GOOD MAN, CHARLIE BROWN CONKLIN'S BARN II DINNER THEATRE P.O. Box 310 Goodfield, IL 61742 (309) 965-2545 6/19/2014 to 7/27/2014

Welcome to episode 212 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Melanie turns into a cleaning wizard, Jerry has a drama-filled day, and Patrick a good man, Charlie Brown! Send us email: [email protected] Send us voicemail: 972-696-9485   YOU'RE A GOOD MAN, CHARLIE BROWN CONKLIN'S BARN II DINNER THEATRE P.O. Box 310 Goodfield, IL 61742 (309) 965-2545 6/19/2014 to 7/27/2014

Welcome to episode 211 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Patrick gets a killer new joke, Melanie has had more alcohol over the weekend than she's had in the last year (this is what happens when you go drinking with artists), and Jerry thinks Mother Nature is a filthy hoor. Credit for the karaoke version of "My Freeze Ray" From Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog goes to Graham Arthur Blair. Topics from the show MICA Graduate Spring Exhibitions Karl Marxxx (@IAmKarlMarxxx on Twitter) We have email: Tracey Send us email: [email protected] Send us voicemail: 972-696-9485   ANOTHER ROUND OF BEER FOR BREAKFAST CONKLIN'S BARN II DINNER THEATRE P.O. Box 310 Goodfield, IL 61742 (309) 965-2545 3/6/2014 to 4/19/2014

Welcome to episode 210 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Jerry is off with the girlfriend, Patrick talks about tasteful crossdressing in the world premiere of Another Round of Beer For Breakfast, and Melanie admits that she'll be having dinner with Colby Keller in April -- sorry, Taylor! Send us email: [email protected] Send us voicemail: 972-696-9485   ANOTHER ROUND OF BEER FOR BREAKFAST CONKLIN'S BARN II DINNER THEATRE P.O. Box 310 Goodfield, IL 61742 (309) 965-2545 3/6/2014 to 4/19/2014

Welcome to episode 209 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Patrick is out sick with a head cold, so you know what that means. IT'S A WRITERCAST! Bye, Auntie Vera and Satyr! Melanie talks about her latest successful smutfest, and Jerry salutes his late father (who really WAS the Most Interesting Man In the World) with sake and stories. Send us email: [email protected] Send us voicemail: 972-696-9485   ANOTHER ROUND OF BEER FOR BREAKFAST CONKLIN'S BARN II DINNER THEATRE P.O. Box 310 Goodfield, IL 61742 (309) 965-2545 3/6/2014 to 4/19/2014

Welcome to episode 208 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" No, we're not dead. No, we haven't podfaded. Yes, we've all been hideously busy, sorry about that. And yes, this episode is partially unedited, but Melanie does not have the pain tolerance or hydrocodone necessary to spend three hours in her office chair cutting out all the spaces right now, so here you go. Send us email: [email protected] Send us voicemail: 972-696-9485   ANOTHER ROUND OF BEER FOR BREAKFAST CONKLIN'S BARN II DINNER THEATRE P.O. Box 310 Goodfield, IL 61742 (309) 965-2545 3/6/2014 to 4/19/2014

Welcome to episode 207 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where for a $500 donation to Patrick and Nathan's wedding fund you can motorboat the officiant, Jerry has some kickass beer and a nice water bottle but no absinthe fruitcake yet, Patrick is trying to talk Nathan into a LOTR marathon, and Nathan admits to a very impressive accoutrement. This is gonna be a long one, folks (and no, I'm not talking about Nathan's accoutrement). We have voicemail: Ashley Wendi Send us email: [email protected] Send us voicemail: 972-696-9485 DECK THE HALLS! CONKLIN'S BARN II DINNER THEATRE P.O. Box 310 Goodfield, IL 61742 (309) 965-2545 11/14/2013 to 12/31/2013

Welcome to special episode 6 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Patrick and Melanie commiserate about baking, fighting crowds at Kroger, and, oh, yeah, wish you all a happy holiday. And as a special treat, we're including Patrick's rendition of "Let's Do It At the North Pole!" Let the festive drinking commence! Send us email: [email protected] Send us voicemail: 972-696-9485 DECK THE HALLS! CONKLIN'S BARN II DINNER THEATRE P.O. Box 310 Goodfield, IL 61742 (309) 965-2545 11/14/2013 to 12/31/2013

Welcome to Videocast 11 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Melanie decides to take a crack at making a light French fruitcake using -- what else -- absinthe. This is all Jerry's fault. Send us email: [email protected] Call us on our listener line: 206-338-3070

Welcome to episode 206 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Patrick finds his favorite English teacher, Melanie hates her cohosts so hard (but adores Disney Cruise Lines -- hi Tim, Cheryl, Emily, and Art!), Jerry talks about the gentrification of Mexico City, and Stacy reveals that a tornado does indeed sound like a freight train! We have email: Paul in Alaska We have voicemail: Steve Parker Scott AKA Satyr69 Richard in Dallas Epilonius Chris in Brussels Send us email: [email protected] Send us voicemail: 972-696-9485 DECK THE HALLS! CONKLIN'S BARN II DINNER THEATRE P.O. Box 310 Goodfield, IL 61742 (309) 965-2545 11/14/2013 to 12/31/2013

Welcome to episode 205 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Jerry is brain-dead from working for the Man, Patrick wonders if the NSA is subscribed to DQYDJ, and Melanie pimps Nevermore: The Movie because she really, really, really wants this on DVD, okay? Topics from the show Nevermore: The Movie Kickstarter Campaign We have voicemail: Luke Miller Send us email: [email protected] Send us voicemail: 972-696-9485 HARVEY CONKLIN'S BARN II DINNER THEATRE P.O. Box 310 Goodfield, IL 61742 (309) 965-2545 10/3/13 to 11/10/13

Welcome to episode 204 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Melanie has found a wonderful new bathroom product, Jerry and Patrick talk iPhones (again), and Nathan is his usual wonderful self. Send us email: [email protected] Send us voicemail: 972-696-9485 HARVEY CONKLIN'S BARN II DINNER THEATRE P.O. Box 310 Goodfield, IL 61742 (309) 965-2545 10/3/13 to 11/10/13

Welcome to episode 203 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where we have the wonderful Tiffany Reisz back on the show with Melanie and Jerry! Tiffany talks about The Mistress and the upcoming White Years books in the Original Sinners series, why 2014 is a good year for sin, and how she may be moving to Brooklyn because it's safer than her current neighborhood. Topics from the show Tiffany's Website The Mistress on Amazon Send us email: [email protected] Send us voicemail: 972-696-9485 GREATER TUNA CONKLIN'S BARN II DINNER THEATRE P.O. Box 310 Goodfield, IL 61742 (309) 965-2545 8/29/13 to 9/29/13

Welcome to episode 201 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Patrick is off doing, I dunno, something, so it's a writercast with Melanie and Jerry. And let us apologize in advance -- the crackliness is all Melanie. Send us email: [email protected] Send us voicemail: 972-696-9485 GREATER TUNA CONKLIN'S BARN II DINNER THEATRE P.O. Box 310 Goodfield, IL 61742 (309) 965-2545 8/29/13 to 9/29/13

Welcome to episode 201 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Melanie is behind on her writing but knows ALL about Pacific Rim, Patrick is pulling a loaf out, and Jerry is looking forward to editing not one but two novels. Topics from the show Yard Dog Press Belaurient Arts on Etsy Send us email: [email protected] Send us voicemail: 972-696-9485 GREATER TUNA CONKLIN'S BARN II DINNER THEATRE P.O. Box 310 Goodfield, IL 61742 (309) 965-2545 8/29/13 to 9/29/13

Welcome to episode 200 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Jerry is finally back in the country (but his jacket isn't), Melanie doesn't remember much of June, and Patrick is on and off (and not in the fun way). We have voicemail: Auntie Vera Charles and Conscience Pod Is My Copilot Drum Major Kev Scott the Satyr Brother Cinaedus Rob Terminally Single Tim We have email: Tracy Send us email: [email protected] Send us voicemail: 972-696-9485 GREATER TUNA CONKLIN'S BARN II DINNER THEATRE P.O. Box 310 Goodfield, IL 61742 (309) 965-2545 8/29/13 to 9/29/13

Welcome to episode 199 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Melanie has a virus, Jerry wises he had Sailor Jerry Spiced Rum with the hula girl on the label, and Patrick is shoo-bopping his butt off. Send us email: [email protected] Send us voicemail: 972-696-9485 LIFE COULD BE A DREAM CONKLIN'S BARN II DINNER THEATRE P.O. Box 310 Goodfield, IL 61742 (309) 965-2545 6/6/13 to 7/14/13

Welcome to episode 198 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Patrick babbles on about cookware, Melanie is trying to release her novel, Jerry searches for a rubber band spice rack, and Nathan is a giver. We have voicemail: Drum Major Kev Send us email: [email protected] Send us voicemail: 972-696-9485 LIFE COULD BE A DREAM CONKLIN'S BARN II DINNER THEATRE P.O. Box 310 Goodfield, IL 61742 (309) 965-2545 6/6/13 to 7/14/13

Welcome to episode 197 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Patrick is too pooped to podcast, Jerry is on the downhill slope of his novel, and Melanie is doing battle with Triffids and editorial change requests. Send us email: [email protected] Send us voicemail: 972-696-9485 OUT OF ORDER CONKLIN'S BARN II DINNER THEATRE P.O. Box 310 Goodfield, IL 61742 (309) 965-2545 4/18/13 to 6/2/13

Welcome to episode 196 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Jerry is being damned productive, Patrick and Nathan spend Easter calling out God's name, and Melanie talks about long labia. We have email: Tracy Send us email: [email protected] Send us voicemail: 972-696-9485 OUT OF ORDER CONKLIN'S BARN II DINNER THEATRE P.O. Box 310 Goodfield, IL 61742 (309) 965-2545 4/18/13 to 6/2/13

Welcome to episode 195 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Jerry is on the road again, so we're having an ActorCast! Patrick would like to welcome special guests Auntie Vera Charles and Scott the Satyr, and the three of them will be talking about all things involved in the art and craft of acting. Meanwhile, Melanie will be planning her PR campaign for Storm Season and getting rid of any unnecessary farts. Send us email: [email protected] Send us voicemail: 972-696-9485 UNNECESSARY FARCE CONKLIN'S BARN II DINNER THEATRE P.O. Box 310 Goodfield, IL 61742 (309) 965-2545 2/28/13 to 4/14/13

Welcome to episode 194 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Patrick is at rehearsal, Melanie has to write a superheroine treatment for Melissa McCarthy, Jerry talks about the meteor in Russia, and our special guest Taylor the Latte Boy admits that he equates the taste of sake with someone peeing in his mouth. Secrets of the Industry Using Scrivener for writing and e-publishing Send us email: [email protected] Send us voicemail: 972-696-9485 UNNECESSARY FARCE CONKLIN'S BARN II DINNER THEATRE P.O. Box 310 Goodfield, IL 61742 (309) 965-2545 2/28/13 to 4/14/13

Welcome to episode 193 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Jerry can't be with us because he has to be on the road at Oh Dark Thirty, Patrick is wearing a nurse's outfit complete with white seamed stockings, Melanie has a release date, and Stacy thinks that Johnny Depp would make a great Pope (and if not him, how about Poprah?). Send us email: [email protected] Send us voicemail: 972-696-9485 BEER FOR BREAKFAST CONKLIN'S BARN II DINNER THEATRE P.O. Box 310 Goodfield, IL 61742 (309) 965-2545 1/10/13 to 2/24/13

Welcome to episode 192 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Melanie may be guilty of manslaughter by erotic inspiration, Jerry has a nose flute and a virus (but NOT the flu), and Nathan is trying to kill Patrick with exercise. Topics from the show Jerry's article on how to be a novelist Send us email: [email protected] Send us voicemail: 972-696-9485 BEER FOR BREAKFAST CONKLIN'S BARN II DINNER THEATRE P.O. Box 310 Goodfield, IL 61742 (309) 965-2545 1/10/13 to 2/24/13

Welcome to episode 191 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Patrick's new show has a little bite to it, Melanie doesn't want to pad, and Jerry has a wee contretemps with Brendan Frasier. Merry Christmahanukkwanzamayanapocalypse, y'all! Topics from the show Melanie's Etsy store Amazon Prime users can read Jerry's books for free! Send us email: [email protected] Send us voicemail: 972-696-9485 HOME FOR THE HOLIDAYS CONKLIN'S BARN II DINNER THEATRE P.O. Box 310 Goodfield, IL 61742 (309) 965-2545 11/15/12 to 12/31/12

Welcome to episode 190 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Jerry is off for the night, Patrick is playing with his plugs, Stacy is being a helpful little elf, and Melanie is getting fed up to the back teeth with both of them. Topics from the show Vanilla-Free Christmas: Manlove Edition ( Amazon | Evernight Publishing ) The winner of our DQYDJ Raffle -- Drum Major Kev! Send us email: [email protected] Send us voicemail: 972-696-9485 HOME FOR THE HOLIDAYS CONKLIN'S BARN II DINNER THEATRE P.O. Box 310 Goodfield, IL 61742 (309) 965-2545 11/15/12 to 12/31/12

Welcome to episode 189 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Patrick is quiet, Jerry is entertaining bigwigs, and Melanie is interviewing bestselling author Tiffany Reisz and asking about her newest book The Prince. Topics from the show The Prince ( Amazon | Barnes & Noble ) Send us email: [email protected] Send us voicemail: 972-696-9485 HOME FOR THE HOLIDAYS CONKLIN'S BARN II DINNER THEATRE P.O. Box 310 Goodfield, IL 61742 (309) 965-2545 11/15/12 to 12/31/12