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Don't Quote Her
by Laurel
Don’t Quote Her is the unapologetically real podcast, hosted by Laurel, where one corporate baddie turned accidental philosopher dives into life’s chaos with humor, sarcasm, and zero filter.Relationships, career burnout, gym-life struggles, healing journeys (or lack thereof), and all the messy moments in between. Think group chat energy meets therapy... but funnier, louder, and with more swearing.
Episodes
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Episode 09: Laurel's Favorite - Childfree Clapback
It’s the holiday season, which means family gatherings, unsolicited questions, and at least one person asking “so… when are you having kids?” before you’ve even finished your drink. So instead of dropping a new episode this week, I’m running back one of my favorites from Season 1: The Child-Free...
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Episode 08: Big In The Gym - Calling All Plus Size Girlies
Episode 08:Big in the GymCalling All Plus-Size Gym Girlies This isn’t a fitness episode — it’s a real one. In this unfiltered file, Laurel talks about what it actually means to be a plus-size woman in the gym. The confidence and the insecurity. The discipline it takes to keep showing up. The...
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Episode 07: My Nervous System Has Entered the Chat
Season 2, Episode 7 — “My Nervous System Has Entered the Chat" In this episode, I’m unpacking the fight-or-flight mode my body catapulted into the second my ex reappeared — yes, even though he was only around for a minute. Or… was I stuck in this cycle from the very first day I met him? 😭 The...
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Ep 06: Maybe the Problem Is Me (But Like… Probably Not)
Ep 06: Maybe the Problem Is Me (But Like… Probably Not) Let’s be honest — I’ve reached my “absolutely not” era. In this episode, I’m breaking down all the ridiculous, bare-minimum, emotionally unavailable nonsense I’ve convinced myself to tolerate in the past… and why that version of me is...
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Ep 05: Flirting in the Wild (and Other Crimes Against Humanity)
Flirting in the Wild (and Other Crimes Against Humanity) They say flirting is a skill. I say it’s an Olympic sport — and I’m competing without training. This week, I’m diving into all things awkward flirting: from saying the wrong thing at the wrong time, to overthinking every micro-expression. I...
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Episode 04: The Hinge Prompt Police
This episode is all about Hinge prompts — the red flags, the icks, and yes, my own problematic responses. Because apparently, sarcasm and emotional walls aren’t considered flirty? Wild. I'm decoding Hinge prompts — theirs and mine. From “I’m overly competitive about everything” to my own...
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Episode 03: The Marriage Files Part Two
Episode 2: The Marriage Files Part Two The Marriage Files: Part Two picks up right where we left off — and let’s just say, things get messy. Katie opens up about her second marriage, a whirlwind of cheating, lies, pregnancies (not hers), and straight-up chaos that even included a prison sentence....
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Episode 02: The Marriage Files - Part 1
Season 2, Episode 2: The Marriage Files — Part 1 with special guest Katie Robertson In this two-part conversation, Laurel sits down with her longtime friend Katie Robertson to unpack the messy, complicated, and sometimes hilarious reality of marriage and divorce. Katie opens up about her two…
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Episode Description: Girl Code 101
🎙️ Episode 01: Girl Code 101 Season 2 is here — and it’s officially a one-woman show. That’s right, it’s just me, your host, flying solo (and slightly terrified, but also thriving). In this episode, we’re kicking things off with Girl Code 101 — the unspoken rules, the silent agreements, and the...
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Ep. 13: That’s a Wrap on Season One 🎬
We made it to the season finale—and honestly, we can’t believe you stuck around this long. Season 1 has been a ride: hot takes, questionable advice, and way too many side tangents we probably could’ve cut (but didn’t). Don’t worry, this isn’t goodbye—it’s just a short break. Season 2 kicks off...
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Episode 12: Polar Opposites, Perfect Match
Episode 12: Polar Opposites, Perfect Match Last week kicked our ass, but we made it to Friday (barely). With a long weekend ahead, fall creeping in, and content creators making us feel like we’re flopping on social media, we’re here to rant, laugh, and be our unfiltered selves. For this episode,...
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Ep 11: Delulu is the Solulu
Ep 11 – Delulu is the Solulu We’ve made it to ELEVEN episodes, besties. Like… is this our Law & Order era? Do we get 118 seasons? Somebody call Dick Wolf. This week we’re diving headfirst into the internet’s favorite personality trait: being delulu. Is it manifestation? Is it clown behavior? Or…
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Ep 10 - Who’s the princess now?
Ep 10 – Who’s the Princess Now? You know how women get labeled “high-maintenance” for wanting the bare minimum? Well… turns out the men are the real princesses. 👑 In this episode, we’re breaking down the modern-day fairytale where HE wants to be courted, coddled, and crowned as the main…
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Episode 09: TikTok Told Me to Leave Him
Episode 09: TikTok Told Me to Break Up With My Boyfriend Apparently TikTok knows everything—what you should eat, how you should heal, and yes…whether or not you should dump your man. Social media trends are running our lives right now, and it’s not just relationships—people are letting 30-second...
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Episode 08: The Child Free Clap Back
Episode 08: The Child-Free Clap Back So apparently if you don’t have kids, you’re not a real woman? Yeah, we’re calling BS on that. In this episode, we’re shutting down the outdated idea that womanhood starts and ends with being someone’s wife or someone’s mom. We may be child-free, but that...
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Episode 07: Clap When We Win? Or Just When We Fall?
You know those friends who swear they’re in your corner… but you haven’t seen them in your comments since 2018? The ones who skip right past your big moments but post a 7-slide Instagram story for their favorite celebrity’s birthday? Yeah. We’re talking about them. This week, we’re calling out…
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Episode 06: Are you Lolo?
This time, Brittany’s asking the questions — and I get into things I don’t usually talk about. Like what it was like losing my dad. What it means to be labeled the “mean friend” just because I’m not overly emotional or soft on the surface. And how people assume I don’t care because I’ve got…
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Episode 05: Meet Ms. Wolves
She’s the quiet one… until she’s not. In this episode, we introduce Brittany—aka Ms. Wolves—the more reserved half of Don't Quote Us. Introverted, structured, and a self-proclaimed black sheep, Brittany opens up about the moments that shaped her: her childhood, the parenting styles she’d never...
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Episode 04: He’s Not Your Therapist
Let’s talk about it, babes. The late-night paragraph essays, the “can I vent real quick?” texts, the trauma dumping on a man who still doesn’t know your favorite color. In this episode, we unpack our tendency to overshare in relationships — from crying over dudes who wouldn’t even hold the door...
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Episode 03: Strong Girls Still Cry
On this episode of Don’t Quote Us, we’re diving deep into gym culture chaos—the overpriced, overpopulated, under-air-conditioned grind we keep showing up for. We’re talking about how our dream gym includes A/C that works, free parking, and vibes that aren’t ruined by a pack of unsupervised...
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Episode 02: Burnout, Boundaries & Bullshit Jobs (That Aren’t Such Bullshit Because We Worked Hard AF to Get Them)
We’re back, bitches. And we’re tired—but like, in a sexy, successful, emotionally unwell kind of way. In this episode, we’re talking burnout, boundaries, and the illusion of the “dream job.” Spoiler alert: if your dream involves PTO requests and Slack pings, it’s a nightmare. We’re dragging...
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Episode 01: NEW ICK UNLOCKED - The Ick Factor
Don’t Quote Us is what happens when two women with strong opinions and zero chill hit record. We’re not therapists. We’re not here to fix your life. But we are here to call out the red flags, laugh at the absurdity of modern dating, and roast every man who skips leg day like it’s a hobby. In our...
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Episode 0: This Is Gonna Piss People Off
#0: This Is Gonna Piss People Off (and that’s fine) Welcome to the episode where we throw the rulebook in the trash. You’re meeting two women—Laurel and Brittany—who are 37, strong as hell, loud on purpose, and done pretending to fit the mold. We’re not influencers. We’re not life coaches. And...
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Don’t Quote Her is the unapologetically real podcast, hosted by Laurel, where one corporate baddie turned accidental philosopher dives into life’s chaos with humor, sarcasm, and zero filter.Relationships, career burnout, gym-life struggles, healing journeys (or lack thereof), and all the messy moments in between. Think group chat energy meets therapy... but funnier, louder, and with more swearing.
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Laurel
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Don’t Quote Her is the unapologetically real podcast, hosted by Laurel, where one corporate baddie turned accidental philosopher dives into life’s chaos with humor, sarcasm, and zero filter.Relationships, career burnout, gym-life struggles, healing journeys (or lack thereof), and all the messy...
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