Don't Quote Us Podcast

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Don't Quote Us Podcast

Two mics. Real opinions. Unfiltered conversations. Don’t Quote Us Podcast blends comedy, culture, and real-life talk every episode. Tap in… just don’t quote us.

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    The Idaho Special | Episode 9

    Sway’s out this episode, but we still bring the heat. We cover our Phrase of the Week, wild “Florida Man” stories, and viral TikToks like the China Sky Ladder. We also get into TikTok culture — from lives and relationships to how pranks can go too far — plus our “Who Ain’t Sh*t” segment, a funny Qdoba story, and Tweet of the Week to close it out.Real talk, internet chaos, and plenty of laughs — Don’t Quote Us.

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    We ARE The Assholes | Episode 8

    back with another episode of the Don’t Quote Us podcast 🎙️this episode we get into sway’s wild past dating life, react to some reddit stories, and debate what’s REALLY too far to drive for… you know what 😭make sure to LIKE, COMMENT, and SUBSCRIBE!Follow Us:Instagram:@who.sway@naimgoldenTikTok:www.tiktok.com/dontquoteuspod1www.tiktok.com/naimgolden0www.tiktok.com/who.swayy Timestamps:0:00 – Blind Ranking11:20 – Intro / Pod BTS Talk23:55 – Tweet of the Week (StairMaster)29:15 – Tweet of the Week (Driving Debate)33:50 – 90 Day Fiancé Type Beat42:40 – Sway Realizes His Crazy Past47:07 – Wedding Performer Picks53:50 – “You Ain’t Sh*t” Segment59:48 – Reddit: Am I The Ahole?1:05:57 – Reddit: Am I The Ahole? (Part 2)1:13:44 – Outro

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    We Might Be Sick | Episode 7

    We’re back after a 2-week break! 🙌In this episode, we tried something a little different with the audio—let us know what you think. If it’s not hitting, we’ll go back to the usual setup. This one is also lightly edited, so you’re getting a raw, unfiltered vibe—just like the old pod days.Don’t forget to LIKE, COMMENT, and SUBSCRIBE!!!Follow us on socials:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/who.swayInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/naimgoldenTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@naimgolden0TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@who.swayTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@dontquoteuspod1

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    Your MOM is DATING Your BEST FRIEND!! | Episode 6

    In this episode we get into everything from women’s college basketball, wild listener questions, toxic relationships, and some hilarious real-life scenarios. Nothing is off limits — just real conversations, hot takes, and plenty of laughs.👇 DON’T FORGET TO LIKE, COMMENT, AND SUBSCRIBE!Follow our socials:Instagram• https://www.instagram.com/who.sway• https://www.instagram.com/naimgoldenTikTok• https://www.tiktok.com/dontquoteuspod1• https://www.tiktok.com/naimgolden0• https://www.tiktok.com/who.swayyEpisode Chapters ⏱0:00 Intro / Women’s College Basketball Talk10:58 Phrase of the Week15:15 Ideal Dream Date22:53 Confronting a Cheater32:27 Most Toxic Woman You Know40:20 Listener Questions(Biggest hot take, worst online purchase, weirdest thing you’ve seen in person)1:06:23 Happy International Women’s Month1:10:45 Listener Questions Continued1:16:03 “You Ain’t Sh*t” Discussion1:20:15 Would You Let Your Parents Date Someone Your Age?1:24:50 Outro

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    We HATE Ohio University!! | Episode 5

    We’re back after a week off and with a hot start hating ohio university. we jump back on with some listener prompt questions, phrase of the week and a few random stories. 0:00 - 11:57 intro/ohio university hate/brief wnba talk12:00 - 17:38 phrase of the week17:40 - 27:01 bonnie blue being pregnant & std talks 27:05 - 32:01 kentucky man caught with deer 32:05 - 40:12 man finds out his son has 21 bodies (not sexually) 40:20 - 45:36 you ain’t shit 45:40 - 51:11 relationship norms 51:12 - 58:55 bad gifts in relationships 58:55 - 1:01:14 can the woman be the breadwinner in a relationship 1:01:38 - 1:07:28 more ohio university hate 1:07:33 - 1:12:28 happy wife happy life?1:14:55 - 1:18:45 sway tells a story about a teacher 1:19:07 - 1:25:23 more pettiness 1:25:25 outro#podcasts #funny

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    Midnight Motion | Episode 4

    There’s a bit of audio delay this episode, it’ll be fixed in future episodes. sorry for the mishaps. DONT FORGET TO LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE!!!Follow our socials:https://www.instagram....  / who.sway  / naimgolden 0:00 - 4:00 intro 4:25 - 16:55 mental illness/health talk 17:00 - 24:00 intro & pod analytics/bts stuff 24:03 - 26-57 phrase of the week 34:50 - 41:06 valentine’s day chocolate review 41:28 - 52:22 relationship talk52:23 - 1:04:05 listener questions/prompts1:05:07 - 1:14:04 flag on the play 1:15:25 - 1:17:58 outro

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    Relationships and Friendships Standards | Episode 3

    Don’t Quote Us Podcast back with another weekly installment talking about future networks plans, standards we have for relationships and friends also our usual ‘Phrase Of The Week’.

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    How Are YOU Celebrating Black History Month? | Episode 2

    This week we’re keeping it light, funny, and a little unhinged. Today we have pillars of our podcast with ‘Phrase of the Week’ and then jump into listener questions asking about how they will be celebrating black history month. All in true Don’t Quote Us fashion.

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    Bad Bunny SHOULD NOT Be Performing At The Super Bowl | Episode 1

    Welcome to the pilot episode of the podcast.In this first episode, hosts Naim and Sway kick things off by covering a wide range of topics, setting the tone for what this podcast is going to be about — real conversations, different perspectives, and no forced structure. This episode is about finding the rhythm, testing the chemistry, and letting the conversation flow naturally.This is just the beginning.If you enjoy unfiltered discussion, honest opinions, and podcasts that don’t stick to one lane, make sure to subscribe and stay tuned for what’s coming next.

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Two mics. Real opinions. Unfiltered conversations. Don’t Quote Us Podcast blends comedy, culture, and real-life talk every episode. Tap in… just don’t quote us.

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Naim & Sway

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