Don't Say...with Paul & Dave

Episodes

1. 54

   Covid Sauce, Meat Cheese & Hang in there, Baby - Ep. 54

   The gang discusses assholes who don't comply, cheese, and who would be eaten first. Eban is pinching the wieners. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

   May 26, 2020

   46m
2. 53

   Quarantine, Genies & Robot Toilets - Ep. 53

   The gang come out from crying under their beds to attempt a podcast after a long hiatus. Warning: Sound is not great. Recorded on a well-known teleconference app. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

   May 19, 2020

   46m
3. 52

   Jerry Minor, Jock Itch & Gloves - Ep.52

   Jerry Minor drops in on the gang and tells tales of a glove and his religious past. Eban is reaming the hamster. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

   Feb 25, 2020

   54m
4. 51

   Arden Myrin, John Ross Bowie & Sketchfest - Ep. 51

   In this season 2 opener from SF Sketchfest, the gang welcomes hilarious Arden Myrin & John Ross Bowie as they discuss the Eagles, Jasmine Breeze & Dave as a hot hooker. Eban is porking the giblets. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

   Feb 4, 2020

   1h 02m
5. 50

   Live from Sketchfest! - Ep.01

   Dave Foley and Paul Greenberg debut the podcast in front of a live audience at San Francisco Sketchfest 2019. James Adomian (Comedy Bang! Bang!) and Scott Thompson (Kids in the Hall) join in for this momentous occasion. “Elon Musk” makes an appearance, plus, they all discuss their worst movie...

   Feb 4, 2020

   55m
6. 49

   New Year's Resolutions, FDR & Velocipede - Ep. 50

   In this finale episode of season 1, the gang discuss their plans for the new year. Dave joins a book club. Eban is reaming the pupases. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

   Jan 7, 2020

   51m
7. 48

   Orphan Gangs, Pee Breaks & Cousin Oliver - Ep. 49

   The gang discusses old sitcoms and pranks Dave. Eban is stiffing the waiters. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

   Dec 31, 2019

   46m
8. 47

   Greensleeves, Norton & The Story of Christmas - Ep.48

   Dave, the atheist, tries to educate the gang about Christmas. Eban is spewing the stonies. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

   Dec 24, 2019

   47m
9. 46

   Puff'n'Stuff, Graceland & Diving Bells - Ep.47

   The gang muses about community college classes and proper pronunciations. Eban is digit-blasting the plastics. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

   Dec 17, 2019

   45m
10. 45

    N’Sync, Dead Parents & Hell - Ep. 46

    The gang discusses who’s going where. Dave has opinions about dead parents. Eban is tinkling the pukas. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Dec 10, 2019

    43m
11. 44

    Big Josh, Nude Ranch & Sheep Dip - Ep. 45

    The gang reminisces about childhood toys. Eban’s on a roll. Paul wants to go to a nude ranch. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Dec 3, 2019

    45m
12. 43

    Bathroom Murders, The Bride & Whip ’n’ Dip - Ep.44

    Paul doesn’t understand technology. Elaine returns. The gang discusses how the kids get drunk these days. Crissy uses the “Mom finger.” Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Nov 26, 2019

    46m
13. 42

    DogAss, Mona Lisa & Free the Vag - Ep. 43

    Paul has a new hair product. Jackie goes on a rant. Eban is snicker’ the pervies. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Nov 19, 2019

    45m
14. 41

    Andy Kindler, J.Elvis Weinstein, Milk Duds & Teeth Acting - Ep. 42

    The gang are back home in Eban’s Netherota Studios. Andy Kindler & J. Elvis weinstein of Thought Spiral podcast drop in and talk about Jewish humor, aging & more. Jackie is the Maitre’D. Crissy is a server. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener...

    Nov 12, 2019

    50m
15. 40

    Corduroy, Horse Delivery & Glory Holes, cont’d - Ep. 41

    The gang goes off the rails again. Urban Schlicer is spreading the musk. Crissy just wants it to end. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Nov 5, 2019

    51m
16. 39

    Carla Jimenez, Glory Holes & Christmas - Ep. 40

    Carla Jimenez (The Mick) drops by and discusses community theater and album titles. Eban is picking the scabs. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Oct 29, 2019

    48m
17. 38

    Greek Yogurt, Pronunciations & None Money - Ep. 39

    The gang discuss proper pronunciations. Dave tries to relax. Jackie goes back to work. Eban is snubbing the nubbins. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Oct 22, 2019

    47m
18. 37

    Ed Begley, Jr., Rachelle Carson & Canadian Trivia - Ep. 38

    Crissy fails at Canadian trivia. Ed Begley, Jr. & Rachelle Carson dish about marriage and electric cars. Eban is mincing the puce. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Oct 15, 2019

    44m
19. 36

    Wet Dreams, Gut Biomes & Browning the Chicken - Ep. 37

    Welcome to the DSC Clubhouse where the gang goes too far, too many times. Eban spoons the yogurt. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Oct 8, 2019

    47m
20. 35

    Scott Thompson, Sounding & Failed Laugh-In Characters - Ep. 36

    Scott Thompson surprises the guys and keeps the gang laughing. Jackie tries out a new character. Eban slumps the stumps. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Oct 1, 2019

    56m
21. 34

    Clowns, Personality Tests & Dicks in Boxes - Ep. 35

    The gang tests Jackie’s personality. Eban Fucks the Knucklers. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Sep 24, 2019

    44m
22. 33

    Bert Kreischer, Breast Milk & Spin Instructors - Ep. 34

    Bert Kreischer joins the gang and hilariously recounts a life-changing moment, as well as competing with Joe Rogan. Eban is hiding the anal beads. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Sep 17, 2019

    1h 12m
23. 32

    James (PJ) Ransone, Clowns & The Elephant Man - Ep. 33

    James (PJ) Ransone stops in and gives the inside scoop on IT Chapter Two. The gang veers off into Elephant Man improv. Evan Schlesserman pokes the turds. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Sep 10, 2019

    56m
24. 31

    Jay Kogen, English Day and 70’s Hollywood Royalty - Ep. 32

    Jay Kogen (The Simpsons, Fraser) drops in and regales the crew with hilarious stories about Hollywood Royalty in the 70’s. Eban is running the funts. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Sep 3, 2019

    50m
25. 30

    Pirates, CFM Pumps & Find the Vagina - Ep.31

    Classy as always, the Don't Say gang flies all over the map discussing anything from Rod Stewart to pirate lore. Eban is mincing the pubes. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Aug 27, 2019

    46m
26. 29

    Ben Acker, Proctologists & Toe Stories - Ep. 30

    Ben Acker (Thrilling Adventure Hour, kidmidnightcomic.com) pops in and schools the gang on adoption. Erin Schlisserman is fudging the numbers. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Aug 20, 2019

    47m
27. 28

    Desert Islands, Astronauts & Crotch Loofas - Ep. 29

    The Don’t Say gang discusses fingerblasting, spaghetti and more while Evan Schlepper porks the Gherkins. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Aug 13, 2019

    47m
28. 27

    Jenny McCarthy, Playboy Mansion & Bushes - Ep. 28

    Hilarious Jenny McCarthy (Jenny McCarthy Show, The Masked Singer) regales the group with stories from her Playboy experience. Eban is stinking the toothpicks. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Aug 6, 2019

    52m
29. 26

    Rob Zabrecky, Shadoe Stevens & Beautiful Downtown Burbank - Ep. 27

    Thoroughly engaging magician, actor and punch rocker, Rob Zabrecky (Possum Dixon, Magic Castle, Criminal Minds), joins the gang to discuss magic, the old days and his new memoir, Strange Cures. Plus, Paul is titular & Crissy is a stereotype.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit...

    Jul 30, 2019

    48m
30. 25

    Mary Lynn Rajskub, Peg Boys & Ol’ Dusty Boobs - Ep. 26

    Old friend, Mary Lynn Rajskub (24, Checking In with Mary Lynn Podcast) drops by and talks about the old days with Dave, Paul, Jackie & Crissy, while Eban porks the timbers.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Jul 23, 2019

    47m
31. 24

    Don’t Say Gang, Coffee & Sea Urchins - Ep. 25

    The gang entertains each other with no guest. Crissy imitates Paul. Eban violates a sea urchin. Dave & Jackie have restless leg, and Paul is still short. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Jul 16, 2019

    48m
32. 23

    Penn Jillette, Vampire Finch & Newfies - Ep. 24

    The amazing Penn Jillette magically appears and demonstrates the worst stand-up ever. Dave and Paul disclose that Eban has penis-fingers. Jackie and Crissy discuss which Friend each of them are.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy...

    Jul 9, 2019

    1h 01m
33. 22

    Kirsten Vangsness, Cloacas & Full Farrah - Ep. 23

    Kirsten Vangsness (Criminal Minds) drops in and gives the gang the inside scoop on CriMi, distilleries and theater. Paul compliments Dave on his good feather. Jackie fangirls again. Crissy learns the rules of the zone. Eban tinkles the ticklers.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit...

    Jul 2, 2019

    48m
34. 21

    Joely Fisher, Gigolos & a Gaggle of Virgins - Ep. 22

    Joely Fisher (Ellen, ’Til Death) surprises the gang with stories of growing up as the child of celebrities. Dave & Paul discuss Paul’s failed career as a gigolo. It’s moving day for Jackie, so Crissy & Eban pick up the slack.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See...

    Jun 25, 2019

    51m
35. 20

    Colin Ferguson, Trains and Little Bonus - Ep. 21

    Colin Ferguson (Eureka) visits the gang and bonds with Jackie over their mutual homeland. Paul gets a new nickname. Eban gives Dave & Crissy legal advice about a toy train lawsuit.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Jun 18, 2019

    45m
36. 19

    Nathan Fillion, Loch Ness Monster & Peeler Bars - Ep. 20

    The room becomes very Canadian as Nathan Fillion (The Rookie, Castle, Firefly) drops in and discusses strip clubs and body hair. Paul proposes a new segment, which Dave does not enjoy. Eban gives shaky legal advice. And Jackie & Crissy try not to giggle too much.Learn more about your ad choices....

    Jun 11, 2019

    47m
37. 18

    Paget Brewster, Screaming Liver & Murder Shows - Ep. 19

    Paget Brewster (Criminal Minds, Dan VS.) finds out Jackie & Crissy stalk her on TV. Dave is on death’s door. Paul punishes Eban by turning off his mic. Follow us on IG & Twitter at @DontSayPaulDave and watch episodes on YouTube.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See...

    Jun 4, 2019

    48m
38. 17

    Leonard Maltin, Area 52 & Ishtar - Ep. 18

    Beloved movie critic, Leonard Maltin (Maltin on Movies Podcast) thrills the guys with his insights on cinema. The gang discusses teachers. Paul worked at lesser known Area 52. Features Paul Greenberg, Dave Foley, Jackie Harris, Crissy Guerrero & Eban Schletter.Learn more about your ad choices....

    May 28, 2019

    45m
39. 16

    Eric McCormack, Crack Gum & The Grotto - Ep. 17

    Eric McCormack (Will & Grace, The Travelers) makes the Dave & Paul play What’s My Line. Jackie is the new spokesperson for Crack Gum. Dave, as always, talks UFOs. Also featuring Eban’s legal advice, and Crissy as, well, Crissy.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See...

    May 21, 2019

    45m
40. 15

    Dave Koechner, Beavers and Diefenbunker - Ep. 16

    David Koechner (Anchorman, The Office) drops by and entertains the group as they talk about how all their paths have crossed. The Canadians teach us about beavers and Diefenbunkers.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    May 14, 2019

    45m
41. 14

    French Stewart, First Jobs and Fannies - Ep. 15

    The gang gets used to their new digs. French Stewart surprises the guys and they discuss first jobs. Also, Jackie’s childhood memories are dashed by learning the true meaning of a word. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy...

    May 7, 2019

    44m
42. 13

    The Sklar Brothers, Bolweevils & a Handful of Crotch - Ep. 14

    Jason & Randy Sklar surprise Dave & Paul and regale them with stories of their youth. The gang muses about what it would be like if Paul were king. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Apr 30, 2019

    48m
43. 12

    Chelsea Handler, Kissing Cousins & Nipples - Ep. 13

    Chelsea Handler gets real and talks old sitcoms, kissing cousins, nipples and her new book, Life Will Be the Death of Me…and You, too! Paul has an obsession with elephant feet. Features Dave Foley, Paul Greenberg, Jackie Harris, Eban Schletter & Crissy Guerrero. (Recorded at Netherota Studios on...

    Apr 23, 2019

    47m
44. 11

    Kate Flannery, Jaguars & Ass-lashes - Ep. 12

    Kate Flannery (The Office) drops in and models leopard print. The gang discuss fake eyelashes, boobs, Irish roots, and World War II.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Apr 16, 2019

    45m
45. 10

    Dave Thomas, Bad Employees & Hitler’s Paper Boy - Ep. 11

    Legendary comedian, Dave Thomas (SCTV, Bob & Doug Mackenzie, Bones) drops in and gives the gang insight into the early days of SCTV. Paul was a paper boy. Eban is on the Piano Registry. David Steinberg features prominently. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See...

    Apr 9, 2019

    54m
46. 9

    Janet Varney, Robuts & Exorcisms - Ep. 10

    Janet Varney (Stan Against Evil, The JV Club Podcast) drops in on the guys and discusses robots, Galentines Day and Farley Mowat. Dave, Paul, Jackie & Crissy talk about scoring and Moses. Eban keeps drivers awake. (Recorded at Netherota Studio on February 13, 2019)Learn more about your ad…

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    Apr 3, 2019

    44m
47. 8

    Stephen Root, Angry Vaginas & Old Bands - Ep. 09

    Everybody’s favorite character actor, Stephen Root (Ballad of Buster Scruggs, Office Space, Newsradio,) drops in on the gang. Dave & Stephen reminisce about Newsradio. Paul demonstrates his booming low voice. Jackie has an angry vagina. Crissy & Eban offer commentary and advice, as usual.Learn…

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    Mar 25, 2019

    43m
48. 7

    Dana Gould, Poutine & Cuntrees – Ep. 08

    Surprise guest, Dana Gould (Stan Against Evil, The Dana Gould Hour) drops in and discusses the effect of porn on the younger generation. Hosts, Dave Foley & Paul Greenberg, muse with Jackie Harris Greenberg about new species of trees. Featuring Dave Foley, Paul Greenberg, Eban Schletter, Jackie...

    Mar 18, 2019

    46m
49. 6

    Aimee Mann, Sousaphones & Bad Fish – Ep. 07

    DON’T SAY…WITH PAUL & DAVE is a comedy podcast in which two old friends, Paul Greenberg (Vacant Lot, Random Play) & Dave Foley (Kids in the Hall, Dr. Ken, Newsradio), who also happen to be Canadians offer Americans a respite from, and a guarantee, that this is the one place you won’t hear that…

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    Mar 11, 2019

    48m
50. 5

    Jim Turner, Maladies of the Aged & Speedos – Ep. 06

    Jim Turner (Two-Headed Dog, Arli$$) stops by and shares secrets of aging. Paul shares a filthy story about his youth. Dave educates us on the intricacies of the tabla drum. Featuring Dave Foley, Paul Greenberg, Eban Schletter, Jackie Harris Greenberg & Crissy Guerrero.Learn more about your ad...

    Mar 4, 2019

    42m