Don't Sue Me Bro with Brandon Harper
by Brandon Harper
I'm just a regular dude with a regular job and lots and lots of opinions. You may not agree with all of them and I'm perfectly okay with that. I talk about current events, politics, and unpopular opinions. I'm firm believer in open and respectful opinion exchange.
Episodes
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3/24/25 - Fast food experience is terrible, bring on the robots. Picklefest and mechanical jalapeños, Mixed feelings letting an employee go. Cash app customer service experience is atrocious.
3/24/25 - Fast food experience is terrible, bring on the robots. Picklefest and mechanical jalapeños, Mixed feelings letting an employee go. Cash app customer service experience is atrocious.
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3/17/25 - Leftys turn on their own kind. Stop begging to be governed harder! Groin pains - NOT A JOKE. Handicap parking.Who’s a progressive now? Frenchies don’t stand a chance taking lady Liberty!
3/17/25 - Leftys turn on their own kind. Stop begging to be governed harder! Groin pains - NOT A JOKE. Handicap parking.Who’s a progressive now? Frenchies don’t stand a chance taking lady Liberty!
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3/10/25 - Catty Wampus, Trump Gold Card, Zelensky is a “little person”, Make phone numbers great again, don’t cap credit cards
3/10/25 - Catty Wampus, Trump Gold Card, Zelensky is a “little person”, Make phone numbers great again, don’t cap credit cards
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Hiatus, Do you have hiking boots? Southwest Layoffs, Trump can’t understand Indians, Action packed 3 weeks, Government websites, DOGE, Smacked in the eye with a ball.
Hiatus, Do you have hiking boots? Southwest Layoffs, Trump can’t understand Indians, Action packed 3 weeks, Government websites, DOGE, Smacked in the eye with a ball.
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Don’t judge me bro Civil War cancelled? Millennials are sissies. Treating bad people like dogs. EGLGSS. This sucks about Americana Culture. LESS regulations, not more.
Don’t judge me bro Civil War cancelled? Millennials are sissies. Treating bad people like dogs. EGLGSS. This sucks about Americana Culture. LESS regulations, not more.
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Burnt stew, pickleball, Time Travelers, Guns and ammo. Nah, you good. Recycling scam. Crying babies. Cultural differences.
Burnt stew, pickleball, Time Travelers, Guns and ammo. Nah, you good. Recycling scam. Crying babies. Cultural differences.
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DSMB 1/12/25 Big Box Experience, Chinese bags, Biden still presidenting, Remodel project, Socialism fails - see also California, background music, DEI is dying, civil war is cancelled
DSMB 1/12/25 Big Box Experience, Chinese bags, Biden still presidenting, Remodel project, Socialism fails - see also California, background music, DEI is dying, civil war is cancelled
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12/29/24 - End of Christmas party season. Fancy coffee makers. Artesian crafts aren’t going anywhere. Wanna promotion? listen up! It’s time for KWANZA! The capitalist mindset and psych of money.
12/29/24 - End of Christmas party season. Fancy coffee makers. Artesian crafts aren’t going anywhere. Wanna promotion? listen up! It’s time for KWANZA! The capitalist mindset and psych of money.
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Fed Ex can rot in _______, How can we just pardon people? Turkey really isn’t good. Norway is so dumb. United Health care. Most people are terrible at sales. Matching business styles.
Fed Ex can rot in _______, How can we just pardon people? Turkey really isn’t good. Norway is so dumb. United Health care. Most people are terrible at sales. Matching business styles. Don’t sue me bro!
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HAPPY THANKSGIVING! I heart DOGE, Founder of Polymarket is hosed, vaccines and autism, dentist office woes, why are we celebrating women fighting, Auto part disruption, Electric cars n all dat stuff.
HAPPY THANKSGIVING! I heart DOGE, Founder of Polymarket is hosed, vaccines and autism, dentist office woes, why are we celebrating women fighting, Auto part disruption, Electric cars n all dat stuff.
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We are the champions, we took the country back from the weaklings, nobody should trust the media outlets, Protesters think you’re not qualified to pick your president, BTC is headed to outer space!
We are the champions, we took the country back from the weaklings, nobody should trust the media outlets, Protesters think you’re not qualified to pick your president, BTC is headed to outer space!
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Threatening Blackmail letters, Perception is not necessarily reality. Men carrying groceries. Bringing back USA manufacturing. Why we don’t produce things. Shaazzaaaamm!
Threatening Blackmail letters, Perception is not necessarily reality. Men carrying groceries. Bringing back USA manufacturing. Why we don’t produce things. Shaazzaaaamm!
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Elon gone political. Death upon entry sticker. Most restaurants fail. Burying wire. The doctor’s office experience is terrible.
Elon gone political. Death upon entry sticker. Most restaurants fail. Burying wire. The doctor’s office experience is terrible.
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I love family reunions! Did our founders pander? What would bring about a global government? The backlash of climate change efforts. Elon is the GOAT. Greenland sharks doo dooo doo dooo
I love family reunions! Did our founders pander? What would bring about a global government? The backlash of climate change efforts. Elon is the GOAT. Greenland sharks doo dooo doo dooo
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Mr Wavy Hands isn’t to be trusted, White ladies and casseroles, Political violence vs regular violence, Dopey dads ruined masculinity, Never trust John Kerry, We must make drastic climate changes.
Mr Wavy Hands isn’t to be trusted, White ladies and casseroles, Political violence vs regular violence, Dopey dads ruined masculinity, Never trust John Kerry, We must make drastic climate changes.
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They’re eating their pets! - Apple is no longer innovative - Be a Patriot - What happened to personal responsibility- Slick Willie on immigration - The truth about MOST hunters - A divided economy
They’re eating their pets! - Apple is no longer innovative - Be a Patriot - What happened to personal responsibility- Slick Willie on immigration - The truth about MOST hunters - A divided economy
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Russian podcast investors, Losing your train of thought in your own head, abandon your party, Elon didn’t make the AI list, like and dislike people simultaneously, Barbara Jordan was amazing,
Russian podcast investors, Losing your train of thought in your own head, abandon your party, Elon didn’t make the AI list, like and dislike people simultaneously, Barbara Jordan was amazing,
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9/2/24 - English is HARD, iPhone battery update, Drunkamala, can we not discuss immigration?, Typical 3rd world SOP’s, Be respectful even if you disrespect someone.
English is HARD, iPhone battery update, Drunkamala, can we not discuss immigration?, Typical 3rd world SOP’s, Be respectful even if you disrespect someone.
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- That man Walz been to china 30 Times, What’s happening to testosterone filled men?, Beef Cartels, I despise public transport.
- That man Walz been to china 30 Times, What’s happening to testosterone filled men?, Beef Cartels, I despise public transport.
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8/18/24 - DO OVER - - AI Warren Buffett, Are all lawyers men?, iFix Iphonez, Oil vs Electricity, What grown men need not do, I will waste things if I want to.
Welpst, I accidentally uploaded last week's twice! AI Warren Buffett, Are all lawyers men?, iFix Iphonez, Oil vs Electricity, What grown men need not do, I will waste things if I want to.
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Wisdom from Sowell, Political power is bad, Stay woke, controlling narratives, The UK be actin wrong, Meetings based on skin color, Japanese Yen stock market situation explained.
Wisdom from Sowell, Political power is bad, Stay woke, controlling narratives, The UK be actin wrong, Meetings based on skin color, Japanese Yen stock market situation explained.
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Biden be done done, FB Marketplace, Crowd Struck, Hulk Hogan at the RNC, Who cares about the VP, RIP SheJack, RIP Biden, Don’t be a lazy tech worker.
Biden be done done, FB Marketplace, Crowd Struck, Hulk Hogan at the RNC, Who cares about the VP, RIP SheJack, RIP Biden, Don’t be a lazy tech worker.
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Debate was brutal, Why are they so terrified of rain?, Remember when journalists were free speech advocates? Biden gonna get hot swapped. What my mom taught me about work ethic.
Debate was brutal, Why are they so terrified of rain?, Remember when journalists were free speech advocates? Biden gonna get hot swapped. What my mom taught me about work ethic.
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Why I’m sick of PRIDE, Stabby McStabberson, Mexico’s in its mafia stages, BIDEN to the border rescue!, Remember when Biden’s laptop was Russian disinformation? SaaS is terrible.
Why I’m sick of PRIDE, Stabby McStabberson, Mexico’s in its mafia stages, BIDEN to the border rescue!, Remember when Biden’s laptop was Russian disinformation? SaaS is terrible.
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- DSMB 6/3/24 - Convicted Felon Party!, Trump is one of us, Rainbowtarian nominee, 35 counts of silliness, The left used to not want to offend, How to control people, Stolen voices,
DSMB 6/3/24 - Convicted Felon Party!, Trump is one of us, Rainbowtarian nominee, 35 counts of silliness, The left used to not want to offend, How to control people, Stolen voices,
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How old is too young? Biden gets confused and taxes China. How much is 1 Trillion? Is McDonalds dying? Ya’ll DON’T BE PATIENT!!
How old is too young? Biden gets confused and taxes China. How much is 1 Trillion? Is McDonalds dying? Ya’ll DON’T BE PATIENT!!
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I miss the old days of TV marketing, Evening routines have changed drastically, John Wayne Biden, Sleepy Joe begging for claps, Teach your kids how do deal with bullies.
I miss the old days of TV marketing, Evening routines have changed drastically, John Wayne Biden, Sleepy Joe begging for claps, Teach your kids how do deal with bullies.
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DSMB 5/13/24 - Sucky salespeople, Kardashians are dumb, Apple apologizes for a mean commercial, Trip to the dentist, Bernie Sanders wants segregation, Is Open AI a scam?
Sucky salespeople, Kardashians are dumb, Apple apologizes for a mean commercial, Trip to the dentist, Bernie Sanders wants segregation, Is Open AI a scam?
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Vanilla Ice Kitty, you can joke about whatever you want to, Nicknames, our culture is becoming more violent, emotional loops, Biden Econ Advisor is CLUELESS! (Literally).
Vanilla Ice Kitty, you can joke about whatever you want to, Nicknames, our culture is becoming more violent, emotional loops, Biden Econ Advisor is CLUELESS! (Literally).
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DSMB 4/29/24 - The Great American Salesman, Things just feel different than they used to, 44% capital gains tax wut, Everyone is a Russian Asset, Republicans want to own ovaries.
The Great American Salesman, Things just feel different than they used to, 44% capital gains tax wut, Everyone is a Russian Asset, Republicans want to own ovaries.
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4/21/24 -She Jack moon lecture, Kids should take things apart, corvette guys, Doctor Dentist Day 2024, we coming to the moon.
She Jack moon lecture, Kids should take things apart, corvette guys, Doctor Dentist Day 2024, we coming to the moon.
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Brandon, Harry and Heath - Economic predictions from back in the day.
Re-uploading this after some time has passed. Its all just as relevant today as it was 2 years ago.
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Technology update. Barney Update. ECLIPSE PARTY., Race to FSD, I was right….and I’ll be right again. BUT SOME DANG BITCOIN, DANGGIT.
Technology update. Barney Update. ECLIPSE PARTY., Race to FSD, I was right….and I’ll be right again. BUT SOME DANG BITCOIN, DANGGIT.
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Tik Tok Ban, Presidents don’t create jobs. Make Labor Cheap Again. Give less power to the government. Blue Raspberry is a scam! Begging for donations. Barney Update.
Tik Tok Ban, Presidents don’t create jobs. Make Labor Cheap Again. Give less power to the government. Blue Raspberry is a scam! Begging for donations. Barney Update.
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DSMB 3/10/24 - The media controls our thoughts. Biden State of Confusion Address. Racism. AI is about to get so scary. Changing clocks is the worst idea ever.
DSMB 3/10/24 - The media controls our thoughts. Biden State of Confusion Address. Racism. AI is about to get so scary. Changing clocks is the worst idea ever.
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DSMB 3/4/24 - Immigration reform shmreform, Why don’t conservatives buy elections? Shrinkflation, Austin = Cali, The importance of how and why, song dissection, Apple doodles are the devil’s hands.
Immigration reform shmreform, Why don’t conservatives buy elections? Shrinkflation, Austin = Cali, The importance of how and why, song dissection, Apple doodles are the devil’s hands.
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Dan Crenshaw sucks, BAD. I HATE drunk people. Elon Rules. Business lessons. More unhinged shenanigans.
Dan Crenshaw sucks, BAD. I HATE drunk people. Elon Rules. Business lessons. More unhinged shenanigans.
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DSMB 2/12/24 - Ponzi schemes, Dogs bites galore, Tucker / Poutine interview, there’s no issues at the border, Trans kid video example.
Ponzi schemes, Dogs bites galore, Tucker / Poutine interview, there’s no issues at the border, Trans kid video example.
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I'm BBBAAACCCCKKKKK - Viva Colombia!, Kids in dresses, Tamales and Arepas, Whitehouse spokesperson is a JOKE, Mini family reunion. I’m done with TP in trash cans….for now.
Viva Colombia!, Kids in dresses, Tamales and Arepas, Whitehouse spokesperson is a JOKE, Mini family reunion. I’m done with TP in trash cans….for now.
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1/14/24 - Biden wanted a fence!, Its the Junnels, Discrimination can be good, Truck update!, Wasted Chili
Biden wanted a fence!, Its the Junnels, Discrimination can be good, Truck update!, Wasted Chili
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DSMB 12/18/23 - Why do we need the Middle East? What does the confederate flag actually mean? Really, return to normalcy? DEI pushback. Why does Netflix hate white people?
Why do we need the Middle East? What does the confederate flag actually mean? Really, return to normalcy? DEI pushback. Why does Netflix hate white people?
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DSMB 12/4/23 - Cultures become sweet with time, Slurry Biden, Disagreement is an automatic write off these days, State of Barney. It’s not what you think, it’s what you do. Elon F*cks!
Cultures become sweet with time, Slurry Biden, Disagreement is an automatic write off these days, State of Barney. It’s not what you think, it’s what you do. Elon F*cks!
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11/25/23 - Big Pharma adds value to your life. Fancy Trucks. Antisem’d OUT!!. Biden vs space. Don’t succumb to trolls. Milei won BABY!!!. Who’s pushing Rittenhouse resurgence?
Big Pharma adds value to your life. Fancy Trucks. Antisem’d OUT!!. Biden vs space. Don’t succumb to trolls. Milei won BABY!!!. Who’s pushing Rittenhouse resurgence?
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Lyn Alden, Trade wars, Culinary Arts is only for rich countries. LED mandates SUCK, Trans sexual discomfort. Outspoken = Diversity. www.WorldsBestHammocks.com
Trade wars, Culinary Arts is only for rich countries. LED mandates SUCK, Trans sexual discomfort. Outspoken = Diversity. www.WorldsBestHammocks.com
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DSMB - 11/12/23 - Data tracking can benefit consumers. How big is Apple? Greek fest is best fest. Cultural differences. The N Word. What ever happened in Ukraine? The left has turned on Biden.
Data tracking can benefit consumers. How big is Apple? Greek fest is best fest. Cultural differences. The N Word. What ever happened in Ukraine? The left has turned on Biden.....and so much more.
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Trade wars, Culinary Arts is only for rich countries. LED mandates SUCK, Trans sexual discomfort. Outspoken = Diversity. www.WorldsBestHammocks.com
Trade wars, Culinary Arts is only for rich countries. LED mandates SUCK, Trans sexual discomfort. Outspoken = Diversity. www.WorldsBestHammocks.com
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World War 3 is upon us, I HEART GUN SHOWS!, The pendulum always swings back the other way. Why are mechanics so bad at customer service? Who is Dr Evil?
Just my opinions on: World War 3 is upon us, I HEART GUN SHOWS!, The pendulum always swings back the other way. Why are mechanics so bad at customer service? Who is Dr Evil?
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DSMB 10/16/23 - Had a bad day (or three)
DSMB 10/16/23 - Had a bad day (or three), I just don’t enjoy resolving tech issues with _________, The goal of a debate, Stop calling and standing, What are, Muslims VS Jews,Women SHOULD NOT fight in war, Human shields?, I don’t wanna hear about no positive thoughts……
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10/9/23 - Chicago went all soft, Selling out, Make art or money?, Hilary C. Wildin’ out, Progress won’t kill jobs instantly, History or the Jews and Arabs.
Chicago went all soft, Selling out, Make art or money?, Hilary C. Wildin’ out, Progress won’t kill jobs instantly, History or the Jews and Arabs.
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10/2/230-Robots will take your resources, Why not manipulate Fentanyl prices?, Messing with alligators, Lindsey Graham net worth, Corruption be the new normal, Pulling fire alarms, Trump acquisitions
Robots will take your resources, Why not manipulate Fentanyl prices?, Don’t be messing with alligators, Lindsey Graham net worth, Corruption might be the new normal, Pulling fire alarms, Trump acquisitions
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I'm just a regular dude with a regular job and lots and lots of opinions. You may not agree with all of them and I'm perfectly okay with that. I talk about current events, politics, and unpopular opinions. I'm firm believer in open and respectful opinion exchange.
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