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Don't Touch It

by Caroline Parker

Welcome to Don’t Touch It – named after Caroline's now-infamous catchphrase (yes, the one she says every morning while making her sacred cup of tea on YouTube, Instagram, and TikTok). In each episode, Caroline and Kyle sit down for real, unfiltered conversations. They chat about everything – not just parenting (though that comes up!), but also relationships, identity, and all the things they’ve been dying to say out loud. So, grab your tea (and don’t touch mine) – let’s talk.

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Episodes

  1. Is It Just Us?! Separate Beds, Alarm Clocks & Billionaire Fantasies

    On this episode of Don't Touch It, Caroline and Kyle are debating the things nobody really talks about in marriage... from sleeping in separate beds to the very different ways they handle being ill. Caroline shares your unconventional sleeping arrangements, and the couple read your responses to...

  2. Date Night Dilemmas, Dirty Towels & The Traitors

    Welcome to the brand new series of Don't Touch It, the podcast where Caroline Parker and her husband Kyle get into all the things we’ve been dying to say out loud. In their first episode together, Caroline and Kyle are bringing you into their bedroom (literally) for an unfiltered catch-up on...

  3. S2 Ep15: The Truth About Modern Womanhood – Don’t Touch It | Ashley James

    On this week’s episode of Don’t Touch It, I’m joined by broadcaster, DJ and Sunday Times bestselling author Ashley James 🤍 We go into detail about her new book Bimbo and the conversations it opens up around internalised misogyny and how we can unpick it in everyday life. Ashley also shares her...

  4. S2 Ep14: The Reality of ADHD, Identity & Mental Health – Don’t Touch It | Toby & Mikey

    On this week’s episode I was joined by the lovely Toby and Mikey!! As a disclaimer this was filmed in April and as we all know mental health can change but this was a really open and unfiltered conversation. We talk about mental health and living with an ADHD diagnosis, including the reality of...

  5. S2 Ep13: Raising a Teen, ADHD & Mental Health – Don’t Touch It | Kerri Northcott

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  6. S2 Ep12: Everything It Took to Become a Mum Through IVF – Don’t Touch It | Nadia

    On this week’s episode, we got to chit chat with Nadia Anya, who shared her incredible IVF journey!We discussed everything from starting IVF and dealing with the emotional highs and lows, to what the process is really like behind the scenes. Nadia talked transparently about her experience,...

  7. S2 Ep11: Balancing Acting, Motherhood and Content Creation - Don’t Touch It | Carla Freeman

    On this week’s episode we had Carla Freeman on the podcast. She is such an incredible actor! We spoke a lot about her career as well as how she became a comedy content creator and where she gets all her inspiration from. We also dived into motherhood, what it’s like having a bigger age gap…

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  8. S2 Ep10: A Midwife Answers The Too Embarrassing Questions To Ask - Don’t Touch It | Marie The Modern Midwife

    In this episode we’re joined by Marie, a midwife and published author, to talk about everything pregnancy, birth, and the realities of becoming a parent. Nothing was off limits in this conversation as we answered the questions new and expecting mothers often want to ask but feel too embarrassed…

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  9. S2 Ep9: From Council House To Homeowner & Breaking The Abortion Stigma – Don’t Touch It | Jo Rand

    In this episode I am joined by Jo or better known as Jo's Unfiltered Life and we talk about how her life completely shifted, from living in a council house to buying her first home and everything that came with that change. We get into family dynamics, having a stay-at-home partner and the impact...

  10. S2 Ep8: Behind The Mic, Into Motherhood and Diversity – Don’t Touch It | Leah Davis

    This ones such a good chat with Leah Davis, from presenting on the radio to creating funny content online, and now adjusting to life as a new mum. we also got to touch on her thoughts on diversity in the industry and how to navigate it all. Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/leahhdaviss?…

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  11. S2 Ep7: Are We Appreciated As Step Mum's – Don’t Touch It | Savannah Sachdev

    In this episode Savannah joins me and we chat about becoming a content creator, building a business as a female entrepreneur, and getting into running. We also get into relationships, becoming a step parent, and a contraversial conversation... should influencers get their weddings gifted by…

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  12. S2 Ep6 : Controversial Parenting Topics We All Disagrees On – Don’t Touch It | Kyle

    In this episode, Kyle (my husband ❤️) joins me and we dive into some of the most controversial parenting topics… from spanking your children, to whether sleepovers should actually be allowed and some quick fire questions that we all want answers to! We share our honest opinions, different...

  13. S2 Ep5: The Secret Behind Influencing And Growing On Social Media – Don’t Touch It | Maisie Crompton

    In this episode, we spilled the tea on everything you need to grow on social media, we talked about how you actually grow, what’s worked for us, what hasn’t, and the things no one really explains when you start posting. we even got to answer your most asked questions!! Instagram -...

  14. S2 Ep4: Gardening, Ghosts and Mormons Stealing From Him? – Don’t Touch It | Rob Doing Rob

    This week on Don’t Touch It, I’m joined by Rob a man of many talents (and honestly, many lives). From working with Twitter to running his own gardening store, his career path has been anything but straightforward. We chat about unconventional job journeys and some very questionable living...

  15. S2 Ep3: A Baby On The Way & Traditions In The Making – Don’t Touch It | Fred & Darling Asquith

    This week on Don’t Touch It, I’m joined by The Asquiths as they step into a completely new chapter. We dive into what this phase of life actually feels like right now, the moment it properly sank in that they’re becoming parents, and the emotional shifts that come with it. There’s chat about...

  16. S2 Ep 2: Waffle the wonder dog, Weird DMs and Working in TV – Don’t Touch It | Andrea Vallls

    I'm so excited for you to listen to this weeks episode, I could not stop laughing. I got to sit down with Andrea Valls and spoke everything from getting hired on Waffle the Wonder Dog, to being cut from Bridgerton, and sharing some unexpected dating stories. Instagram -...

  17. S2 Ep 1: Pregnancy, Parenthood & Haemorrhoids? – Don’t Touch It | Imogen Horton

    I got to sit down with the amazing Imogen Horton and this episode really went all over the place, in the best kind of way. We talk everything from stay-at-home dads, pregnancy, and yes… haemorrhoids. It’s one of those conversations where no topic is off-limits. Instagram -...

  18. S1 Ep 7: Marriage, Parenting & Regrets? - Don’t Touch It | Kyle

    Kyle is here for the Season 1 finale of Don’t Touch It!! the guest you’ve all been asking for. We talk marriage, disagreements, parenting and debate USA or UK. All the things we definitely don’t always agree on 😂 It’s honest, funny and very real, hope you love it ❤️ Instagram…

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  19. S1 Ep 6: Abuse, Faith, and Freedom – Katie Moudallal’s remarkable story | Don't Touch It

    ⚠️ Heads-up - this episode includes some tough chat around child abuse. This week, I sat down with the gorgeous Katie Moudallal, who documents her life online as both a girl mum and Muslim revert, bringing a new point of view to her socials. TikTok - / katieandariam Instagram - / katieariam…

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  20. S1 Ep 5: Life on Stage and Screen, from Hamilton to Wicked - Don't Touch It | Courtney Mae Briggs

    This week, I sat down with the amazing Courntey Mae Briggs, known for her role in the movie 'Wicked', starring in hit musicals such as 'Hamilton' and being a wonderful mother to her daughter Minnie. TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@courtneymaebriggs Instagram -...

  21. S1 Ep 4 : Teenage pregnancy with £25 to £56k in a day - Don’t Touch it | Maisie Crompton

    This week, I sat down with my close friend Maisie Crompton, founder of TotesForYou and mum to Elsie, to discuss everything from motherhood to navigating being a woman in business. TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@maisie_crompton Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/maisie_crompton/ Welcome to...

  22. S1 Ep 3 : The Reality of Pregnancy & Birth - Don't Touch It | Emily Miller

    My guest this week is the wonderful Emily Miller! TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@emilyfayemiller Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/emilyfayemiller/ We talk everything from our pregnancy’s, we see her stunning house, she teaches me how she likes her tea, and most importantly we talk about…

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  23. S1 Ep 2 : Surrogacy & Family - Don't Touch It | Stuart Armfield and Francis Haugen

    My guests this week are the wonderful Stuart and Francis! TikTok - / stuartandfrancis Instagram - / stueyarmfield and francishaugen Link to their live show - /...

  24. S1 Ep 1 : Home, Renovations & Family Life - Don't Touch It |Olivia Hammond

    My guest this week is the gorgeous Olivia Hammond @olivia_hammond We talk everything from moving house to men having hobbies, we see her stunning house and hear all about her renovation, and most importantly we talk about all those taboo subjects that we just don’t want to touch! Welcome to Don’t...

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Welcome to Don’t Touch It – named after Caroline's now-infamous catchphrase (yes, the one she says every morning while making her sacred cup of tea on YouTube, Instagram, and TikTok).

In each episode, Caroline and Kyle sit down for real, unfiltered conversations. They chat about everything – not just parenting (though that comes up!), but also relationships, identity, and all the things they’ve been dying to say out loud.

So, grab your tea (and don’t touch mine) – let’s talk.

HOSTED BY

Caroline Parker

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What is Don't Touch It about?

Welcome to Don’t Touch It – named after Caroline's now-infamous catchphrase (yes, the one she says every morning while making her sacred cup of tea on YouTube, Instagram, and TikTok). In each episode, Caroline and Kyle sit down for real, unfiltered conversations. They chat about everything – not...

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Don't Touch It is created and hosted by Caroline Parker.
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