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Don't Wake The Kids
by Randall Pierce | Ace Podcast Network
A dad only gets so much time to talk to his friends about the things he enjoys (or hates). This is that time. Randall (the dad) and Jon (not a dad) sit down each week to discuss all things movies, music, TV, news, and whatever else may come up in each segment. Special episodes include interviews with entertainment industry professionals!...All while trying not to wake the kids!
Episodes
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New England Road Trip #1
Finally nearly a year after the trip, you're getting to hear the first part of Randall's road trip in New England with Tom. Enjoy! If you haven't yet, check out dontwakethekids.com!! Support DWTK by donating to our Patreon Get yourself some sick DWTK merch at DWTK's Threadless Follow on: Twitter...
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Vegas Baby!
Randall is back and ready to party! After nearly a year since the last episode was released, a lot has changed. Jump in and catch up - plus your favorite segments. If you haven't yet, check out dontwakethekids.com!! #Trending: @tweetsbyeddie @clark_gasm @incorrectbox @cmc42 @eminem1684 Real News…
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Ming Chen (Comic Book Men)
This is Randall’s favorite podcast episode he has ever done! Him and Tom from the MetalLoud YouTube channel and podcast drove up to New Jersey to record at A Shared Universe PodcaStudio and was joined by Comic Book Man Ming Chen! If you haven't yet, check out dontwakethekids.com!! Support DWTK by...
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Hip Hop Genie
Jacob of the Refund Theater Podcast and YouTube Channel joins Randall again for his first segment show! Taco Bell farts in bed, new puppies, men getting pedicures, and lots of movie talk make for a fast paced, funny conversation. #Trending: #OddWaysToShowYourLove Featuring tweets from @kattfunny...
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Sport Mode
Randall started a Norma Jean fan group on Facebook: Normachine: A Norma Jean Fan Club He also started a new job, got a vasectomy, and got kicked in the nuts the next day! #Trending: #Wait, do Crocks have a sports mode? Featuring tweets from @photosnfreckles, @tina_bean02, @olemissmal, and...
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New Beginning
After a long five and a half months off, DWTK is coming back in a big bad way! This short episode is full of updates and expectations of the bright future of the podcast. Also the introduction of the new segment intros by Chris LeMasters of the band Hundred Suns. It's not all work though! The...
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'90's Music Trivia
Randall loses his shorts, Randall's 5 year old daughter gives driving advice, Chris has an important question about kiddie pools, and aged urine psychos are all topics of conversation this week! Chris and Randall also go head to head in some 90's music trivia. #Trending: #OlderPeopleSayings...
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Some People's Kids, Man
Messing with credit card scammers, expensive wallets, the VA takes their sweet ass time, giant African land snails, Randall's son pooping on the garage floor, and Chris explains why his nickname for several years was "Butters." #Trending: #WhatIThoughtWhenIWas18 Real News or Fake News: Former...
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Chloroform Is Not The Answer
Chris and Randall tell a few stories including accidentally insulting a (very) short lady in Walmart and Chris takes the US Citizenship Test. Parenting advice: How much chloroform is the correct amount? Real News or Fake News: Prison Bans Game of Thrones Books YouTube Channel of the Week: Simon's...
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Don't Pee On Cheetos
Randall is joined by his Brother-In-Officer-of-the-Law Josh to talk about killing bears with blowdarts and other important life lessons in this week's segmented show! Bonus: Josh was also stationed in Okinawa, Japan and is able to give his perspective on the Banana Show. Parenting advice: how to...
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Merch Contest and Storytime Mini
This week Randall takes it solo to talk about the new Don't Wake The Kids merch store and a new contest. Stay tuned for the end of the episode for a fun story-time with JR as he reads Martha Speaks by Susan Meddaugh to his daughters Support DWTK by donating to our Patreon Get yourself some sick...
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Vasectomy Hilarity
----more---- Chris is back! This week we skip the segments and just get gown to the nitty gritty for a while. Randall gets his bike stolen 92 year old lady has the worst luck Chris is scared to death of robots Monsanto & Bayer merger Randall's vasectomy consultation Support DWTK by donating to…
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Stan Soultaire - Holy Smokes!
Part 2 of the DWTK Summer of Music features guitarist/vocalist of the band Holy Smokes!, Stanley Soultaire. Randall and Stan go way back so there is a lot of great moments in this episode to psycho-analyze if you’re into that sort of thing. Also as a bonus, at the end of what turned into the...
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Jimmy Reeve - Harvester
Randall brings the vocalist of the band Harvester, Jimmy Reeve, into the studio to talk about their new record "No Bastards" and upcoming tour with Norma Jean and '68. In what turned into the best interview on DWTK, Jimmy brought a lot of fun into Snowball Studio 37: from talking about…
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Poopidy Scoop is Rock Bottom
Randall goes on an angry rant about shitty business practices and challenges Chris to defend Kanye West's latest single "Lift Yourself." #Trending - #RockBottomIn5WordsOrLess: - @SheaBrowning - @colbywinters - @newc88 - @danimal941 - @twitweeting Real News or Fake News: Kanye West: "Dr. Dre loses...
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Donuts Everywhere!
Chris is back for his second episode as cohost! We are back with another segmented show with a couple stories from their adolescense including Randall's favorite story (and possibly the best prank ever pulled). Greated Prank Ever Pulled: There are donuts everywhere! The Edwards Uppercut #Trending…
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Grounded, Lost in the Woods, and Return of the Segments
In effort to get back to weekly episodes, DWTK has a new cohost! Welcome Chris to the show as we tell a few stories from our childhood and then jump back into segments. Randall, Chris, and a few other friends sneaking to Dallas to go to Six Flags, without parental permission. Randall getting lost...
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Actress Kathy Corpus
*Episode 4 of DWTK Movie/Television Industry Series* This week is a very special episode featuring an interview with actress, martial artist, stunt woman Kathy Corpus. Kathy stars in Neil Breen's Pass Thru. After joining the guys of the Refund Theater podcast watching and reviewing Pass Thru,...
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Lady Farts
Another solo show! Randall is back after an extended paternity leave following the birth of his FINAL kid. After a few short stories (Emirsyn attempting to count to 10 in Spanish and Reese's first swear words plus Randall's new toy), he calls a few listeners to follow up a poll no Facebook and...
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The Banana Show
It's a solo show! Short and sweet this week as Randall tells a few stories: -His first MRI experience. -How using a spray bottle can get your kid to shut up -How hard it is to spend a free $100 on bespokepost.com -And by request for this special Valentine's Day, he tells his story of The Okinawa...
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Short and Shit
Jon and mostly Randall have a little too much to drink...Jon begins telling a story before it all goes downhill. You'll have to listen to understand... This episode was recorded in front of a live audience from Snowball Studio 37 on Twitch Create a free account to watch every episode recorded…
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Black Mirror: Arkangel
Black Mirror season 4 episode 2 Arkangel is the topic of the week! Part 2 of the 6 part Black Mirror season 4 series is full of uncomfortable moments as Randall and Jon give their insight of this new classic Black Mirror episode. This episode was recorded in front of a live audience from Snowball...
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Black Mirror: USS Callister
Jon is back with Randall in Snowball Studio 37 where they dive head first into Black Mirror season 4! Starting this week with episode 1 USS Callister, sit back and enjoy the ride as they go through the entire episode giving their insight and commentary for a full hour and half. This episode was...
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Kung Fury with Jacob Cotner from Refund Theater
As a continuation of Episode 41 with Jacob Cotner of the podcast Refund Theater and the band Anything or Everything, this is a quick recap/review of the YouTube sensational flick Kung Fury. SPOILERS galore, but you don't have to worry about it...it'd still be awesome even after being spoiled if…
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Refund Theater & Anything or Everything: Jacob Cotner
Jon takes the week off as Randall sits down with Jacob Cotner of the podcast Refund Theater and the band Anything or Everything. So much fun was had in this conversation that after an hour they decided to cut and do another short episode to come in at #42. This episode was recorded in front of a...
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Will You Press The Button?
Randall and Jon take a quick break from your regular programming to venture down the rabbit hole that is WillYouPressTheButton.com This episode was recorded in front of a live audience from Snowball Studio 37 on Twitch Create a free account to watch every episode recorded live! Brought to you by...
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Lonzo Balls
Randall got to have a much needed night out to see Corey Smith and then a little karaoke with a friend. Jon is pissed about how his phone is tracking his location. Randall and Jon correct a flub of Jon's from episode #38. Trending: #UnlikelyGiftBasketItem Credits: - @shannonigans88…
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Mental Health Revisit and Foreskin
Jon gives an update on his mental health issue as discussed on episode #22. Randall describes how owning your own home can be a hassle. The peaches are in danger. Trending: #HitOnAnInanimateObject Credits: - @TheBrokenNinja - @IncitingMoment - @yellowgerbil - @kauffeemann - @jenny_irish86 The...
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37 In a Row!...Kinda
More NFL News. The guy's Halloween shenanigans. As the Hollywood scandals are making big news, Jon shares a bit of international news of which everyone should be aware. Trending: #MyUnlikelyDNAStory Credits: - @mikeuccbery - @rossmoorhouse - @scrueggs - @johhnnyhash Playboy Advisor....takes a…
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Almost Hallows Eve
NFL Talk. Kevin "I was drunk, oh and also gay" Spacey. Pumpkin carving and other halloween fun. Tangents Galore! Trending: #MyFourWordCauseOfDeath Credits: - @iamalmostlegend - @scrueggs - @kauffeemann - @writerlike1 - @alsoangryref Real News or Fake News: France Is Running Out of Butter for Its...
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Jon Gets Ghosted
Jon gets left hanging by a little wrestler. Netflix recommendations: The Babysitter and Gerald's Game Randall's new feline friend, FN-2187 Trending: #UnlikelyThingsInTheJFKFiles Credits: - @kansasogre02 - @mnt)rainier - @pbnjusticetv - @sheabrowning - @luro5000 Real News or Fake News: Viral…
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Szechuan Saucy
Randall quits his liquor store job. Nier Automata. Jon gives his worries about being single for the first time in 67 years. Kevin Smith is the greatest person in Hollywood...and the world for that matter. Real News or Fake News: Szechuan Sauce traded for a car. YouTube Channel Of The Week:...
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Off Topic
Randall and Jon are back from their break and recording from Snowball Studio 37 for the first time! It’s hot as balls in the studio so this episode is short and sweet, but no segments. Randall explains how he rage quit his job while Jon does his best Switzerland impression. Winner and loser of…
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Nothin’ Like a Shower Beer
After an unplanned break and a month after recording, DWTK is back! Real News or Fake News: Shower Beer doubles as men’s conditioner. Trending: #MyWeirdRoommate YouTube Channel of the Week: Great Depression Cooking Game of Thrones S7 Finale Patreon.com/dwtkpodcast AcePodcasts.com Follow on:...
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Take Two
After missing a week due to corrupted audio from last week's recording, this week is double the Game of Thrones fun! Randall and Jon get into some news, a really funny trending hashtag, YouTube Channel Dr. Creepen, and then two weeks worth of GoT discussion! Real News or Fake News: Driverless Car...
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Lizard Man Eclipse Party
Exciting update on Jack Robin White from a previous Liquor Story. Mabel McSquirrel update. Real News or Fake News: Lizard Man and Sasquatch warning during upcoming solar eclipse. Trending: #DosAndDontsWhenPulledOver YouTube Channel of the Week: Mans1y3r Game of Thrones S7E4…
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Fail City
Jon entertains the world with a story of a failed conquest in his young/dumb days. NASA is in search of a Planetary Protection Officer. #InappropriateTimesToFlirt YouTube Channel OTW: Primitive Technology Game of Thrones S7E3 The Queen's Justice Patreon.com/dwtkpodcast AcePodcasts.com Follow on:...
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Solar Transparency
This week features stories of liquor store regular Jack White, Trump's solar transparent wall, #CanineRockSongs, YouTube Channel OTW Ninja Sex Party, Game of Thrones S7E2, and the best new twitter account: Isaac Grundle Patreon.com/dwtkpodcast AcePodcasts.com Follow on: Twitter.com/DWTKpodcast...
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That's Not Very Punny
After great feedback, Randall and Jon tackle the second episode with the new format! Jon's drunken 4th of July antics - Nobody Kill Anybody in Baltimore - YouTube Channel OTW Yellow Brick Cinema - #comicbookamovie - Game of Thrones S7 Premiere - and new Dadvice! Patreon.com/dwtkpodcast...
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New Structure, Same Idiots
Randall and Jon try something new! In an effort to bring some normality to this podcast a structure is adopted with segments including Liquor Story, Real News Not Fake News, and #Trending Patreon.com/dwtkpodcast AcePodcasts.com Follow on: Twitter.com/DWTKpodcast Facebook.com/dontwakethekids...
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Snopes: Truth or BS
The internet is full of lies. In this episode our heroes go toe to toe with the World Wide Web of lies in attempt to guess which stories are real and which are fake via Snopes.com Patreon.com/dwtkpodcast AcePodcasts.com Follow on: Twitter.com/DWTKpodcast Facebook.com/dontwakethekids Instagram...
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Penis Inspection Day in Space
In this fun conversation things take wild turns from Jon giving out a shocking admission that would put most people in therapy, we get deep in space talk, and a good time gushing over our love for Neil Breen. Patreon.com/dwtkpodcast AcePodcasts.com Follow on: Twitter.com/DWTKpodcast...
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Black Mirror: Hated In The Nation
Finally after recording this 4 months ago and having a technical issue, Randall and Jon finish their discussion on the final episode of Black Mirror season 3. Patreon.com/dwtkpodcast AcePodcasts.com Follow on: Twitter.com/DWTKpodcast Facebook.com/dontwakethekids Instagram @dwtkpodcast...
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Jon Opens Up
This week's episode is quite a deviation from the standard DWTK where Jon opens up about his battle with #depression and the causes and effects of it. Don't worry, there are still #penis jokes and the standard banter! Patreon.com/dwtkpodcast AcePodcasts.com Follow on: Twitter @DWTKpodcast...
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Excuses, Excuses, and Apologies
Back after a long absence, Randall and Jon explain why. Plus lots of news for future DWTK and much more. Patreon.com/dwtkpodcast AcePodcasts.com Follow on: Twitter @DWTKpodcast Facebook.com/dontwakethekids Instagram @dwtkpodcast Dontwakethekidspodcast.tumblr.com [email protected]
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Black Mirror: Men Against Fire
Episode 5 of Black Mirror Season 3 appeared to be a pretty surface level story until Randall, Jon, and Anna go through the episode and realize there really is a lot more to it than meets the eye! Patreon.com/dwtkpodcast AcePodcasts.com Follow on: Twitter @DWTKpodcast Facebook.com/dontwakethekids...
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Black Mirror: San Junipero
This week we are back into the world of Black Mirror Season 3 with the 4th episode "San Junipero." This episode is hands down the most fun Randall has had Podcasting up to this point. Joined by Jon and Anna, the 3 of them take a trip through the hearts and minds of two women on the brink of death...
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The Beardy 5 DWTK Special
Randall was a guest on The Beardy 5, a movie countdown podcast and since he lost this week's episode you're getting a taste of TB5! Patreon.com/dwtkpodcast AcePodcasts.com Follow on: Twitter @DWTKpodcast Facebook.com/dontwakethekids Instagram @dwtkpodcast Dontwakethekidspodcast.tumblr.com...
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Black Mirror: Shut Up and Dance
Episode 3 of the Black Mirror Season 3 recap/review series is a tall cup of justice served up after a healthy serving of uncomfortable moments. Moral of the story this week: don't be a piece of shit! Patreon.com/dwtkpodcast AcePodcasts.com Follow on: Twitter @DWTKpodcast...
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Black Mirror: Playtest
Episode 2 of the Black Mirror Season 3 recap/review series is a terrifying look into the future of virtual/augmented reality gaming. Randall is joined again by Jon and special guests Sid and Jess from The Beardy 5 AcePodcastNetwork.com Follow on: Twitter @DWTKpodcast Facebook.com/dontwakethekids...
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
A dad only gets so much time to talk to his friends about the things he enjoys (or hates). This is that time. Randall (the dad) and Jon (not a dad) sit down each week to discuss all things movies, music, TV, news, and whatever else may come up in each segment. Special episodes include interviews with entertainment industry professionals!...All while trying not to wake the kids!
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Randall Pierce | Ace Podcast Network
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A dad only gets so much time to talk to his friends about the things he enjoys (or hates). This is that time. Randall (the dad) and Jon (not a dad) sit down each week to discuss all things movies, music, TV, news, and whatever else may come up in each segment. Special episodes include interviews...
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