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Don't Watch List
by Elyse and Claire
From the creators who brought you @rm_424 comes Don't Watch List, where Elyse and Claire bring you the very best of the worst TV (and sometimes movies). Each week the hosts will review and recap a new TV show giving you the good, the bad, and the trashy. And remember - just because a show's trashy, doesn't mean it's bad!For our friends who love a good trashy TV show, these are the recommendations for you. For our friends who have a more sophisticated palate, tune in to hear which shows should be on your Don't Watch List.Comments? Questions? Suggestions? Email us at [email protected]!
Episodes
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Code Noghead
Happy (sad?) Claire-Has-Covid-Day! Ever wanted a show about queer pirates that feels like it should be a television musical but somehow isn't? Well Claire's got just the recommendation for you this week! They're reviewing Our Flag Means Death, a period romance that is.... loosely based on the...
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Optimized for Drama
Happy (Belated) Cinco de Mayo! Continuing on with the Reality TV trend, Elyse chose to review the "social experiment" sensation Love is Blind. Hosted by the possibly the most annoying people on the planet, this show seeks to find out if "Love truly is blind." Spoiler alert- it's super not. C'mon...
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It Was Petty and Incredible
Happy Little Treat Day! Get yourself a little treat (or a big treat, who are we to stop you) and settle in to this week's episode, where Claire reviews our first reality TV show of the podcast - Survivor. Hosted by Certified "Chef Kiss of a Man" Jeff Probst, this reality TV show follows the…
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Is Artsy Code for Gay?
Happy Discussing-Niche-Topics Day! This week, Elyse and Claire again fail to make their episode shorter than one hour. Baby steps, listener. Baby, virtually non-existent steps. Elyse leads this episode with one of the most popular shows on Netflix right now - Bridgerton. A cross between Pride &...
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George Eastman Kodak
Happy New Episode Format! This week, Elyse and Claire spice things up by changing Don't Watch List's episode format (in the hopes of making each episode a bit shorter, which Listener, you'll see has questionable results). Claire and Elyse from now on will switch off who recommends - or doesn't...
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It's the Fricken Bug Eyes!
Happy Belated National Margarita Day! Which is the best hobby - gaslighting a margarita, gatekeeping Patrick Swayze movies, or lying for fun? Follow-up question - what does that have to do with trash TV? The answer to both is the same: wouldn't you like to know, weatherboy. This week, Elyse...
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Arguably worse, I would argue
Happy I-Can't-Believe-They-Didn't-Montage Day! (and Valentine's Day, or whatever.) Today, in honor of the day of love, Elyse and Claire bring you a special little treat - the third installment of quite possibly the worst trashy movie series of all time: After We Fell. Why did they choose the…
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Don't call me a Ma'am!
Happy Elyse-writes-the-description-late day! Guess who's 23 and bad at Wordle? You'll have to listen to find out. You'll also have to listen to hear about the two shows chosen for this week - Claire brings us The Bold Type, and Elyse pulls in UnREAL. The Bold Type is, according to Claire, a...
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A Super-Hell Qualifying Event
Happy "The CW has not been profitable since 2006" Day! A very very warm anti-Gyllenhaal welcome to our first guest episode of the podcast - Claire and Elyse's dear friend Mimi! Mimi is yet another connoisseur of trash TV, and in this episode she reveals the intricacies of the long-running...
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In Fact, One Doesn't.
Happy Honda Days, listeners! Grab a cozy little beverage, your newest treat from your advent calendar, and take a seat by the fireplace (if you don't have a real one, computer generated is fine) while you listen to Claire and Elyse jostle about some words in today's episode. First off, Elyse…
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Thinkin' About Noghead
Happy season of the 'Nog! I'm going to be real with you, listener. You can just skip 02:41-04:40. Just skip on over it. Please. Claire kicks us off today! Make it or Break it - a fantastic mess that happens when you combine high-stakes athletics with the daily struggles of teenage life (your...
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'Twas a Quip
Gobble gobble, listeners. Happy Turkey Day! This week, your favorite hosts are doing what they do best - leaning into a theme as hard as possible, potentially to a fault. This episode is jam-packed with new Thanksgiving content: grammar lessons, mulled wine, and a brand new episode format. Claire...
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Strident Siren Sound
Happy new holiday drink menu at Starbucks day! Let's talk trash! And babies. And Timothée Chalamet for some reason? While also peppering in a quick argument about whether or not ghosts can smell or taste. We have a lot of ground to cover in this episode. Today, Elyse discusses the logistics of...
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OoooO OOoo OooOo ooOOoooo
Happy Halloween day! In this specially themed episode, Elyse and Claire kick things off by celebrating all things Halloween. They share their favorite parts of the holiday, ranging from bean fondling, to Nightmare Before Christmas discourse, to revealing a brand new Enemies of the Podcast list....
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Three Full Printed Pages - Single Spaced
Happy Bones Day! Or not. Truthfully, I haven't checked the forecast. This week, in the spirit of the Spooky October season, it's all about the thematically sinister genre of the Psychological Thriller. Claire pulls us into the spine-chilling world of What/If. This show is filled with "What"s -...
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Little Mr. No No
Happy Oatly's-On-Thin-F*cking-Ice Day! This week, Elyse tackles Once Upon a Time, discussing what happens when fairy tales come to the modern world - some of the major talking points include creepy little boys, cringe dialogue, and (naturally) the Hero's Journey. If you've already seen Once Upon…
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We're Verbally Famous!
We're verbally famous now! Er, whatever that means. In our premier episode, Claire and Elyse review two trashy TV shows near and dear to their hearts - going through the good, the bad, and of course, the trashy. Claire kicks things off discussing Criminal Minds - they talk about the ins and out…
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
From the creators who brought you @rm_424 comes Don't Watch List, where Elyse and Claire bring you the very best of the worst TV (and sometimes movies). Each week the hosts will review and recap a new TV show giving you the good, the bad, and the trashy. And remember - just because a show's trashy, doesn't mean it's bad!For our friends who love a good trashy TV show, these are the recommendations for you. For our friends who have a more sophisticated palate, tune in to hear which shows should be on your Don't Watch List.Comments? Questions? Suggestions? Email us at [email protected]!
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From the creators who brought you @rm_424 comes Don't Watch List, where Elyse and Claire bring you the very best of the worst TV (and sometimes movies). Each week the hosts will review and recap a new TV show giving you the good, the bad, and the trashy. And remember - just because a show's trashy,...
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Don't Watch List is created and hosted by Elyse and Claire.
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