Don’t Wreck Yourself

Cap shows Ryan how easy it is to follow a promise to listeners by bringing getting the scoop on wombat poop and that dude who appeared to be in the throws of passion at the time of his death in a terrible tectonic conflagration. Mostly they just kick it like youths. Please remember to rate and review our show. Tell your friends, and look for us on social media @wreckyourpod. You can also find us on our Discord server and joining with fellow podcasters on the Podcast Nexus Discord server. Don't Wreck Yourself: https://discord.gg/TSvaETwP Podcast Nexus: https://discord.gg/PjPVtSt4

Ryan and Cap are joined by a storied figure in our podcast history, Maurice, who is fit to join any adventuring party of 4th level in need of a rapscallion, scalliwag, or any other sort of nautical ne'e'r-do-well. This episode hits the ground with Questionable Headlines, discussing a controversial gift the Russian government gave to symbolize its thanks. Then they try to spot a scammer with a sus looking Taylor Tomlinson account. Then they examine an archaeological claim Ryan found on a half-baked like-farm history Facebook page, and they really dig into Roman taxes and social welfare programs in a totally brisk way. Facebook also yielded a 1200 year old Viking turd, which Ryan tops with a T-Rex turd... but maybe they wouldn't have been competitive, maybe they would have been friends. Everyone's seen How to Train a Dragon. Maurice flexes his mental muscles and proves that he has always been and will always be the undisputed king of fact checking when he tackles the romanticization of Pirates in the 17th and 18th Centuries, and which current scourges will win praise when Chat GPT summarizes all of human history for a group of teens marching towards the battery farms in a hundred years. Please remember to rate and review our show. Tell your friends, and look for us on social media @wreckyourpod. You can also find us on our Discord server and joining with fellow podcasters on the Podcast Nexus Discord server. Don't Wreck Yourself: https://discord.gg/TSvaETwP Podcast Nexus: https://discord.gg/PjPVtSt4

Ryan and Cap unearth the facts about an r/conspiracy claim linking historical genocidal knobwobble Andrew Jackson to socialite friend to "you know who" Jeffrey Epstein (you know what he did, we really don't need the heat from that SEO) by way of necromancy (This is fine for SEO) and stacks of cash (This is great for SEO). Then they tackle some LinkedIn lunacy in the form of a pair of pie charts purporting to moralize something about workplace priorities... while also not understanding how basic pie charts work. Please remember to rate and review our show. Tell your friends, and look for us on social media @wreckyourpod. You can also find us and our show resources on our Discord server. Don't Wreck Yourself: https://discord.gg/TSvaETwP You can also join with fellow podcasters on the Podcast Nexus Discord server. Podcast Nexus: https://discord.gg/PjPVtSt4

Ryan and Cap are back for a third season of fact checking, chilling personal anecdotes, quirky highlights, zany soliloquys, feral grunts, vaguely coded threats, and painful audio mishaps. In this episode, they discuss what to do if your wife won't let you play a little Switch-a-roo overseas when they answer a question from r/AITAH. Then they tell you what those nerds at the Yakuza are up to now... hint: like a RICO charge, you gotta catch'em all. Then they discuss Trump's Executive Order that attempts to erase trans people and trans identities from the public record. Finally, they answer a question from r/NoStupidQuestions about why there isn't kibble for humans. Please remember to rate and review our show. Tell your friends, and look for us on social media @wreckyourpod. You can also find us on our Discord server and joining with fellow podcasters on the Podcast Nexus Discord server. Don't Wreck Yourself: https://discord.gg/TSvaETwP Podcast Nexus: https://discord.gg/PjPVtSt4 Cover Featuring Photography from selugallego - stock.adobe.com

Ryan and Cap officially launch Season 2 of Don't Wreck Yourself by reintroducing themselves and the show to you, our audience before discussing Stephen King's novel word for breasts, fighting bears, and the (at the time of recording) ongoing hunt for the United Healthcare CEO. Please remember to rate and review our show. Tell your friends, and look for us on social media @wreckyourpod. You can also find us on our Discord server and joining with fellow podcasters on the Podcast Nexus Discord server. Don't Wreck Yourself: https://discord.gg/TSvaETwP Podcast Nexus: https://discord.gg/PjPVtSt4

Ryan and Cap take stock of all the things they're grateful for before breaking the news that their side did, in fact, lose the election. If you heard it here first, that's both dope and sad. Cap gives Ryan three minutes to say his piece on fascism before they turn to Turkey-day topics. Somewhere along the way, Ryan recounts his run in with the Turkish mob during a college trip to Istanbul. Find us on all social media @wreckyourpod (wreckyourpod.com on BlueSky) Find our Discord here. https://discord.gg/4tjn6NHzen Connect with other creators on The Podcast Nexus Discord. https://discord.gg/g863M7ZSA8

Election Day Eve Surprise Drop! Vote for Kamala Harris, because we don't want a racist schemer for President. This episode covers a Day Light Savings question from r/NoStupidQuestion, and then Cap proves a practiced listener as Ryan airs all of his anxieties about the election. Be your best selves. Find us on all social media @wreckyourpod (wreckyourpod.com on BlueSky) Find our Discord here. https://discord.gg/4tjn6NHzen Connect with other creators on The Podcast Nexus Discord. https://discord.gg/g863M7ZSA8

ONE FINAL HALLOWEEN EPISODE FOR 2024! Cap and Ryan talk about the horror of the Presidential Race andRyan's recent brush with uncouth AITA behavior. Then they delve into a bunch of tangents, a mysterious grave marker, the man of all of our dreams, and they perform a deep legal analysis of witchcraft laws in Pennsylvania. Find us on all social media at @wreckyourpod, and on BlueSky at @wreckyourpod.com Find us on Discord https://discord.gg/4tjn6NHzen

Ryan and Cap take on some super spooky current events, before talking about a mysterious dark figure in a classic fedora who keeps showing up when no one can prove it. Then they rip apart an Edward Scissorhands fan-theory that will scissor this community in twain! Find us on all social media @wreckyourpod (wreckyourpod.com on BlueSky) Find our Discord here. https://discord.gg/4tjn6NHzen Connect with other creators on The Podcast Nexus Discord. https://discord.gg/g863M7ZSA8

Ryan takes Cap, and guest hosts Mo (from The Squonk and the Hag) and Ian Mauldin (from Shrimp and Crits) back in time to the dusty trails of the American West in a table top roleplaying game of his own design. Cap takes on the role of Coop, The Trailblazer; Mo plays Eleanor, The Doctor; and Ian introduces Sturgil, The High Class... as they brave a section of the Oregon Trail and blaze a trail through the dark recesses of the human heart. Find the show on all social media platforms @wreckyourpod Find Ryan on Instagram but not on Twitter @foodicide Chat with Don't Wreck Yourself, The Squonk and the Hag, Shrimp and Crits and dozens of other podcasters on the Podcast Nexus Discord server... https://discord.gg/z5GMvpmyTZ Find The Squonk and the Hag at https://thesquonkandthehag.com/ Find Ian on Twitter @IanMauldin Find Ian's music here: https://damnedrivers.bandcamp.com/ and also here: Find Ian and Cap's show Shrimp and Crits on Twitter, Instagram, and TikTok @shrimpandcrits Find them online at www.shrimpandcrits.com, or support them by visiting www.fondofmelobster.com Music in this episode is licensed through Soundstripe, featuring music by Wastelander

Cap and Ryan scratch feverishly at the earth to dig up a couple spooky season topics before the conclusion of Prisma's Diner starring Quinn Majeski, Jess Sparks, Cap, and our hosts! Huge thanks to our friends! @MonsterHourPod @JessSparksNotes Join us on Discord! https://discord.gg/3hfMjhXN

Cap and Ryan are letting the Devil take the wheel for all of October. NOTE: We're not literally consorting with any demonic forces. It's October 2024, and polls are saying it's a coin toss whether Ted Cruz gets to preside over my witch trial... so to be clear, it's just a Halloween goof. But that goof is going to transition us from the Oktoberfest Devil's Wheel into the first half of an Actual Play Table Top Roleplaying Game single shot session of Absurdia with its creator Quinn Modjeski and special guest player Jess Sparks.   Check out Monster Hour here: https://www.patreon.com/monsterhour And Shrimp and Crits here: https://www.patreon.com/ShrimpandCrits

Ryan and Cap talk about the most recent episode of Drag Race Global All Stars, what they learned about the origin of drag houses. Then they move on to discuss the dated notion of Gaydar, whether it exists, and where it is taking us in the future. Then they dig into the statistics around stereotypes about gay promiscuity and attraction. If you're picking up big gay energy in this episode, your Gaydar isn't broken! Join us on our Discord! https://discord.gg/4tjn6NHzen

Ryan and Cap talk about the scientific awards nobody puts on their CV before opining on the state of global drag. Then they blabber about politics and why Donald Trump is racist, and why Laura Loomer is a victim of her own schtick, and how you should definitely vote for Kamala Harris in November. Holy smokes. Don't panic. But if you do feel a sense of panic, that's okay. We're just primates, and evolution hasn't caught up to the demands of civilization. Cut yourself some slack. Be a little bit more Funky Kong, and a little bit less Cranky Kong. Tell us which classic Nintendo character you would be on our Discord! https://discord.gg/4tjn6NHzen

Ryan and Cap become Nutty Putty buddies while studying a strange death in a Utah cave, then they talk about other cave related topics covering everything from limestone cenotes to ready-made man-caves. They also discuss a "new" system of government being promoted by America's number one caveman, Elon Musk. Join us for discussions on our show Discord Server at: https://discord.gg/Ytkf7aY7XJ  

Ryan and Cap read through a bunch of Apple reviews, and discuss user feedback. Then Ryan introduces a new segment called Questionable Headlines leading to in-depth speculation about the corn sweat threatening the midwest. Then they discuss a map Ryan found detailing the search engine history of conspiracy enthusiasts around the country.

In this week's episode, Ryan quizzes Cap on previous episodes of the show. He does okay. Unfortunately due to platform limitations, we were unable to publish the quiz at the time of the episode launch. The link will be updated... soon? Finally, Cap delves into the truth behind a Reddit comment, presenting a tale of a house divided to bolster his co-host bona fides. Don't forget to leave us glowing reviews and follow us on all your favorite social media platforms, even the awful ones run by awful people. Happy 100th Episode! Holy Smokes! We made it!

Ryan and Cap give you a leg-up on legumes, addressing a pair of Reddit inquiries at the intersection of humans and beans. Then they discuss the aftermath of beans by pondering flatulence in philosophy, politics, and the sciences. Along the way, Cap quizzes Ryan. We learn a lot about beans, a little about toots, and a lot about our own humanity. Find us on social media at @wreckyourpod On Discord at The Podcast Nexus: https://discord.gg/g863M7ZSA8

Cap and Ryan offer a retrospective of strange Olympic history discussing the utter chaos of early Olympic events, from the long hard, traffic clogged, rat-poisoned slogs, to the whimsical dismantling of France's signature coifed canine at the hands of a farmer's wife. Finally, they address accusations that Imane Kalif of Algeria should have been barred from competition for crimes against the patriarchy. Please rate and review where ever you listen. Find us on social media @wreckyourpod

In this episode Ryan and Dr. Brad talk coinage trends, probability, and youth culture before segueing into accounts of an ancient Mesopotamian demon whose victims were always taken on the commode inflagrante delicto. Take this opportunity to learn a thing or two from Brad, who unlike virtually everyone else on this show, is an actual expert. Subscribe to Brad's channel, Artifactually Speaking at:  https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC6q8GsRYTYW1zeke1erD-uA Find the show on all social media platforms @wreckyourpod Find Ryan on Instagram but not on Twitter @foodicide Chat with Don't Wreck Yourself, and dozens of other podcasters on the Podcast Nexus Discord server... https://discord.gg/z5GMvpmyTZ

Ryan and Ian tackle the conspiracy that Taylor Swift and the NFL are rigged in Joe Biden's favor. They also weigh in on some pop culture questions and explain the differences between First, Second, and Third World countries. Eat up, slop's gettin' cold. Find the show on all social media platforms @wreckyourpod Find Ryan on Instagram but not on Twitter @foodicide Chat with Don't Wreck Yourself, and dozens of other podcasters on the Podcast Nexus Discord server... https://discord.gg/z5GMvpmyTZ Find Ian on Twitter @IanMauldin Find Ian's music here: https://damnedrivers.bandcamp.com/ and also here: Find Ian's show Shrimp and Crits on Twitter, Instagram, and TikTok @shrimpandcritsFind them online at www.shrimpandcrits.com, or support them by visiting www.fondofmelobster.com This episode was edited by Ian Mauldin

Ryan takes to the streets with Cap to patrol the internet in search of questions and topics in need of vigilante illumination. Ryan provides an update on the state of the show, before they dive into the hows and whens of doing the gritty at a funeral, taking breastmilk baths, before ruling on whether there is a connection between Impossible Meat and Planned Parenthood. TW: This episode does feature discussion of abortion and cannibalism, but that's the price of exploring the MAGA web I guess. Finally, Cap dives into whether a viral image on the internet faithfully recounts an occurrence of a butt plug railgun. Find the show on all social media platforms @wreckyourpod or @wreckyourpod.com on BlueSky Find Ryan on Instagram @foodicide Find Cap on Twitter @capandcrits Find Cap on BlueSky @thinkingcap.bsky.social Find Cap's show at www.shrimpandcrits.com 

The lights are off. You knock anyway. Silence. You wait a month. The light comes on. The terror begins. Enjoy your tofurkey stuffed with candy corn, you freaks. This year's Halloween episode is grossly late, but worth the wait! Join Ryan, CJ, and Cap for all the tricks, all the treats, and all the human skin based fashion apparel you can buy on Etsy! Find the show on all social media platforms @wreckyourpod or @wreckyourpod.com on BlueSky Find Ryan on Instagram @foodicide Find Cap on Twitter @capandcrits Find Cap on BlueSky @thinkingcap.bsky.social Find Cap's show at www.shrimpandcrits.com  Find CJ on Instagram @backyardpitmastersc Support the show by visiting www.fondlemelobster.com Chat with Don't Wreck Yourself, and dozens of other podcasters on the Podcast Nexus Discord server... https://discord.gg/z5GMvpmyTZ

In this wild episode Matt and Ryan discuss deeply personal healthcare stories, tease a whale milk topic that you heard last week, and generally conduct themselves like over-caffeinated class clowns. But in the process they help an r/nostupidquestions asker embrace their inner Mandolorian. Then they weigh the pharmacological benefits of hotboxing crustaceans, before discussing how to make the humans of today the sentient crabs of tomorrow.  Find the show on all social media platforms @wreckyourpod Find Ryan on Instagram but not on Twitter @foodicide Support the show by visiting www.fondlemelobster.com Chat with Don't Wreck Yourself, and dozens of other podcasters on the Podcast Nexus Discord server... https://discord.gg/z5GMvpmyTZ

Ryan invites Ian Mauldin to dust off his microphone to talk about all of the internet's hottest topics from several weeks ago! First they throw a wet blanket on Burning Man, before discussing the impact the Taylor Swift Lifestyle can have on a relationship. Then they discuss whether a human being like you and me suffering from lactose intolerance can safely pop a big old rubber whale nipple in our mouth and suckle. Is it cetacean good or is it cetacean bad like this joke? Find the show on all social media platforms @wreckyourpod Find Ryan on Instagram but not on Twitter @foodicide Support the show by visiting www.fondlemelobster.com Chat with Don't Wreck Yourself, and dozens of other podcasters on the Podcast Nexus Discord server... https://discord.gg/z5GMvpmyTZ Find Ian on Twitter @IanMauldin Find Ian's music here: https://damnedrivers.bandcamp.com/ and also here: Find Ian's show Shrimp and Crits on Twitter, Instagram, and TikTok @shrimpandcritsFind them online at www.shrimpandcrits.com, or support them by visiting www.fondofmelobster.com This episode was edited by Ian Mauldin   

Ryan and Cap shoot the breeze about Sci-Fi, seeking to know what Sci-Fi is and whether it can tell us anything about ourselves. They also make some fart noises and go on some pretty gnarly tangents. Find the show on all social media platforms @wreckyourpod or @wreckyourpod.com on BlueSky Find Ryan on Instagram @foodicide Find Cap on Twitter @capandcrits Find Cap on BlueSky @thinkingcap.bsky.social Find Cap's show at www.shrimpandcrits.com  Support the show by visiting www.fondlemelobster.com Chat with Don't Wreck Yourself, and dozens of other podcasters on the Podcast Nexus Discord server... https://discord.gg/z5GMvpmyTZ

Yes,  there's a heat wave, but there's nothing more refreshing than rubbing a cool new episode against your earballs. Ryan and Matt start off by taking on an r/AskReddit question about the soundtrack in Hell, before taking on a hellishly tumultuous family feud pitting two golden children against their jealous siblings in the Case of the Stolen In-laws which comes to us courteous of r/AmItheAsshole. Then they take a dip into a purported image of Presidential loser Donald Trump rescuing cats from dangerous flood waters found on Facebook. Then they wrap up the episode with a pair of insane topics that prove that capitalism can make even the softest drinks go hard with death squads and naval armadas.  

Ryan and Cap revisit our Halloween Specials and provide behind the scenes commentary on a pair of our favorite episodes! Relive Cap's first show appearance, and let us haunt you with all the facts. Faaaaacts. Don't Spook Yourself Credits In this special Halloween episode, Matt and Ryan are joined by Cap from the podcast Shrimp and Crits. They take on a variety of terrifying topics, including ghosts, vampires, werewolves, zombies, pregnancy, and the end user license agreement for one of Amazon's software solutions. Are you terrified yet? While discussing whether there are ghost seamen in vampire balls, they hold flashlights under their faces to increase the spook factor. How about now? Find the show on all social media platforms @wreckyourpod Find Ryan on Instagram and Twitter @foodicide Find Cap on Twitter @capandcrits Find Cap's show at www.shrimpandcrits.com  Support the show by visiting www.fondlemelobster.com Chat with Don't Wreck Yourself, and dozens of other podcasters on the Podcast Nexus Discord server... https://discord.gg/z5GMvpmyTZ CREDITS FOR SHOW NOTES "Thunder, Very Close, Rain, A.wav" by InspectorJ (www.jshaw.co.uk) of Freesound.org "Thunder, Very Close, No Rain, C.wav" by InspectorJ (www.jshaw.co.uk) of Freesound.org "Thunderstorm_003_Minus1db.mp3" by Algaeman of Freesound.org "footsteps-squeeky-wood.aiff" by tmkappeltn of Freesound.org "knakande-dorr" by ryding of Freesound.org "creaking-door" by fuzzpapi of Freesound.org "knakande-dorr" by ryding of Freesound.org "door-pounding-increasing-intensity" by jhumbucker of Freesound.org "poof-of-smoke" by planman of Freesound.org "doorknob-rattle-2" by castironcarousel of Freesound.org "button-05" by jarredgibb of Freesound.org "2-beating-of-wings" by miguelab1998 of Freesound.org "duskwolf" by killyourpepe of  Freesound.org "Songs and Csardas" performed by Emery Deutch and his Gypsy Orchestra (Recorded 1949) retrieved October 2021 from https://archive.org/details/78_as-a-bud-blossoms-to-a-rose-asszony-lesz-a-lanybol_emery-deutsch-and-his-gypsy-or_gbia0020274 Don't Spook Yourself 2 Credits Happy Halloween! For the second annual Don't Spook Yourself Halloween spectacular, Ryan is joined by the incredibly spooky Catie Stroud and absolutely kooky Cap from Shrimp and Crits. They talk candy hotdogs memes, before knocking on a stranger's door to provide a smart answer to an r/nostupidquestions inquiry exploring the connection between Dracula and the classic Halloween banger Toccata and Fugue in D Minor by Johannes Sebastian Bach. Then they try to figure out whether a native American curse is murdering Floridians with cotton candy colored farts. Then they delve into the darkest innermost reaches of the human soul when they answer a cry for help on r/AmItheAsshole dealing with a radio famous monstrous goat sucker. Then they discuss some junior grade suckers being scammed by a post from r/UnethicalLifeProTips. Then they hop onto a vintage meme showcasing the fight against monstrously large grasshoppers in the American west. Finally, our trio of Halloween experts stir the cauldron by helping a user from r/NoStupidQuestion dress themself for the biggest spooky day of the year. Also, we've hidden some weird treats throughout the episode. The following music was used for this media project: Music: Kinetic Energy by Tim Kulig Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/9180-kinetic-energy License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Artist website: https://timkulig.com/albums Much of today's episode was made possible freesounds.org, a phenomenal resource for audio producers on budget. Their audio is all user uploaded under a creative commons license. I encourage you to tap into that resource and maybe leave a donation to ensure that their free sound database will be there for future Don't Wreck Yourself Halloween episodes... https://freesound.org/people/InspectorJ/sounds/339325/# https://freesound.org/people/Benboncan/sounds/63220/ https://freesound.org/people/Glaneur%20de%20sons/sounds/104952/ https://freesound.org/people/Bosk1/sounds/144083/ https://freesound.org/people/d78productions/sounds/367982/ https://freesound.org/people/revolt2563/sounds/352870/ https://freesound.org/people/0XMUSEX0/sounds/168650/ https://freesound.org/people/jorickhoofd/sounds/160047/ https://freesound.org/people/florianreichelt/sounds/459964/ https://freesound.org/people/Timbre/sounds/103539/ https://freesound.org/people/jaryhenry/sounds/567199/ https://freesound.org/people/DylanTheFish/sounds/419507/ https://freesound.org/people/kyles/sounds/452899/

A Classic from the Archives, one of Ryan's personal favorites because Matt is totally on top of his game! __________________________ On this week's episode, Matt and Ryan celebrate a minor production milestone: six months of podcasting. Then they help the desperate souls of Reddit by tackling their most challenging r/nostupidquestions question yet in which the asker would like to become less stupid. Then they plug into a Black Mirroresque story out of the UK that is too graphic and horrible to describe with any level of anatomical precision. They turn their attention to the font of very much not stupid questions again, but this time the question asker is inquiring about what happens when you put a grenade in a microwave, and we answer the question because we don't think anyone is smart enough to decode what we want. Finally, and possibly forever, they discuss meme reports about QR codes going up on Japanese gravestones. __________________________ Find the show on all social media platforms @wreckyourpod Find Ryan on Instagram and Twitter @foodicide Support the show by visiting www.fondlemelobster.com Chat with Don't Wreck Yourself, and dozens of other podcasters on the Podcast Nexus Discord server... https://discord.gg/z5GMvpmyTZ

Ryan is joined by Ian, world renowned podcast editor and table top RPG personality to discuss the topics Wrecking the Internet. They start off with a topic from r/RandomThoughts about the films we see that haunt our very souls. Then they dig into a topic from r/ELI5 (Explain it Like I'm 5) asking some pretty hard, and frankly disturbing questions about Tug of War safety. Then they way into a pair of topics r/AmITheAsshole which have two Redditors asking the internet if they were jerks to disabled strangers... SPOILER: At least one of these two people is an asshole, tune in to find out! Find the show on all social media platforms @wreckyourpod Find Ryan on Instagram and Twitter @foodicide Support the show by visiting www.fondlemelobster.com Chat with Don't Wreck Yourself, and dozens of other podcasters on the Podcast Nexus Discord server... https://discord.gg/z5GMvpmyTZ Find Ian on Twitter @IanMauldin Find Ian's music here: https://damnedrivers.bandcamp.com/ and also here: Find Ian's show Shrimp and Crits on Twitter, Instagram, and TikTok @shrimpandcritsFind them online at www.shrimpandcrits.com, or support them by visiting www.fondofmelobster.com This episode was edited by Ian Mauldin

Ryan and Matt take on a lot of work topics in this episode! They start off discussing a fated golf game in which a junior partner at a financial firm publicly spanks rootin' tootin' Texas oil tycoon, costing his company a key customer, and his boss wants to know how to handle it. Then they discuss an incident in which an employee's dissatisfaction gets back to a boss, creating a delicate situation. Then they tackle Elon Musk's egalitarian take on Work from Home, which, like Matt's microphone in this episode, sucks ass. By the way, Matt's microphone in this episode was a backup model with poor sound quality. We apologize for that, but we won't apologize for rounding out the episode discussing whether a new worker on a horse farm is going to have to engage in some quid pro quo with his equine employers. Find the show on all social media platforms @wreckyourpod Find Ryan on Instagram and Twitter @foodicide Chat with Don't Wreck Yourself, and dozens of other podcasters on the Podcast Nexus Discord server... https://discord.gg/z5GMvpmyTZ This Episode was not edited by the incredible Ian Mauldin who can be found on Twitter @ianmauldin, but he edits other episodes, and we're too lazy to change the tag in the show notes.

Ryan and Cap reunite for some pretty questionable questions. First they answer a question from r/TooAfraidToAsk that will change the way you look at genitals. Then, speaking of things people lie about the size of, Ryan and Cap swap fishing stories as they analyze a portrait of gargantuan tuna. Then they wade into another ocean life related question, as they discuss a family's psychopathic ritual crustacean murders... no really. Then they discuss the bathroom etiquette of the dildos you live with and the dildos of the dildos you live with... it's like a Russian doll, but dildos, like a Russian doll painted to look like Vladimir Putin, the biggest dildo in Russia. You can support the show as a Sponsor by signing up to our Sponsor Patreon at www.fondlemelobster.com Find the show on all social media platforms @wreckyourpod Find Ryan on Instagram and Twitter @foodicide Find Cap on Twitter @capandcrits Find Cap's show at www.shrimpandcrits.com  Chat with Don't Wreck Yourself, and dozens of other podcasters on the Podcast Nexus Discord server... https://discord.gg/z5GMvpmyTZ This Episode was edited by the incredible Ian Mauldin who can be found on Twitter @ianmauldin.

In this week's episode, Ryan and CJ discuss a meme purporting to save you money on home repairs. Then they offer the Jim Kramerest possible wealth management advice on the market when they tackle Whiskey Investment with slightly less slurred enthusiasm than CNBC. Finally they weigh in on the right wing assault on Bud Light, and specifically they look to crush a video of a steamroller destroying pallets of Bud Light. You can support the show as a Sponsor by signing up to our Sponsor Patreon at http://www.patreon.com/user?u=39407289 Find the show on all social media platforms @wreckyourpod Find Ryan on Instagram and Twitter @foodicide Find CJ on Instagram @backyardpitmastersc Chat with Don't Wreck Yourself, and dozens of other podcasters on the Podcast Nexus Discord server... https://discord.gg/z5GMvpmyTZ This Episode was not edited by the incredible Ian Mauldin who can be found on Twitter @ianmauldin, but he edits other episodes, and we're too lazy to change the tag in the show notes. 

In this episode, Ryan and Matt discuss the leak of classified documents on Discord. Then they take on a controversial police action that starts off infuriating, but ends deliciously when everyone eats the victim. Then they discuss a case of a whale supposedly beached in the middle of the Amazon rainforest. Then Matt shares a skydiving service marketing to the parents of toddlers on Facebook. Finally, they discuss a redditor's request for one last cigarette before a fiery air disaster. You can support the show as a Sponsor by signing up to our Sponsor Patreon at http://www.patreon.com/user?u=39407289 Find the show on all social media platforms @wreckyourpod Find Ryan on Instagram and Twitter @foodicide This Episode edited by the incredible Ian Mauldin who can be found on Twitter @ianmauldin You can find his show Shrimp & Crits on Twitter and Instagram @shrimpandcrits and online at www.shrimpandcrits.com

Ryan is joined by Cap and Jess for a wide-ranging discussion covering a lot, and revealing so much more. First they discuss a story from Kentucky centering on a tattling toddler dropping dimes for the 5-0. Then they discuss an unusual rumor at the intersection of Japanese organized crime and sex-focused body modification culture. Then they tear into a completely different topic, with an apparent over the counter sex aid that claims to improve sexual and mental performance. Lastly, Cap elaborates on an old topic about smooching felines, with some practical advice of how to cover up the crime. You can support the show as a Sponsor by signing up to our Sponsor Patreon at http://www.patreon.com/user?u=39407289 Find the show on all social media platforms @wreckyourpod Find Ryan on Instagram and Twitter @foodicide Find Cap on Twitter @capandcrits Find Shrimp and Crits on Twitter, Instagram, and TikTok @shrimpandcrits Find them online at www.shrimpandcrits.com Find Jess on Twitter @UrPhilosophies  

Welcome to the special two-year anniversary episode of our podcast! We are infinitely grateful for all of the support that our listeners have given us over the past two years, and we wanted to take a moment to celebrate with some of our favorite outtakes from the past year. This endeavor wouldn't be possible without all the incredible co-hosts and guest hosts who've given so much of their time and effort to this production over the past year. There were two folks who didn't get thanked in the episode. Find Don't Wreck Yourself on Twitter, Instagram, TikTok, Facebook, and gmail @wreckyourpod Find us online at www.wreckyourpod.com _____________________________________________________________________________________________________ Find CJ on Instagram @backyardpitmastersc _____________________________________________________________________________________________________ Find Cap on Twitter @capandcrits Find Ian on Twitter @IanMauldin Find Catie on Twitter @CatieStroud Find Ian's music here: https://damnedrivers.bandcamp.com/ Find Shrimp and Crits on Twitter, Instagram, and TikTok @shrimpandcrits Find them online at www.shrimpandcrits.com _____________________________________________________________________________________________________ Find Scott and the No New Friends Podcast on social media @nonewfriendspd and on the web at www.nonewfriendspodcast.com Find Rick on Instagram @rickreynolds Find Dr. Brad on Twitter @BradHafford and on the YouTube at https://www.youtube.com/@artifactuallyspeaking Find Shane and Psycho Bob the Cat @shakinshaner and @psychobobca1 on Twitter and online at www.shakinshaner.com Chat with Don't Wreck Yourself, and dozens of other podcasters on the Podcast Nexus Discord server... https://discord.gg/z5GMvpmyTZ

Ryan, Matt, and Monica eat their protein pills and put their helmets on before launching into a slew of Moon related topics. First they establish the facts about when exactly it's 4:20 on the Moon. Then they educate some fellow podcasters about the geological history of the Moon and also, sorta, dinosaurs. Then they tuck into a delicious topic, the literal breakfast of champions: the "traditional" astronaut breakfast of steak and eggs. Then they dive into the blackest hole in the universe, r/AmITheAsshole, with a question about whether or not it's okay to opt out of your high school bully's cancer fundraiser.

Ryan and CJ analyze a viral video from Facebook purporting to show the death of an Indiana Jones stunt performer. Then they provide an exceptional value to folks online looking for the cheapest possible legal opinion by weighing in free of charge on a question by someone considering a lawsuit against their neighbor for beekeeping. Then they settle a question posed by a TikTok user who wants to know which sportscar is most likely to get pulled coming out of the parking lot of a bar. Then they try to break down the science of a penis moving at a scientifically unlikely velocity. Find Don't Wreck Yourself on Twitter, Instagram, TikTok, Facebook, and gmail @wreckyourpod Find us online at www.wreckyourpod.com Find CJ on Instagram @backyardpitmastersc Chat with Don't Wreck Yourself, and dozens of other podcasters on the Podcast Nexus Discord server... https://discord.gg/g863M7ZSA8

Matt returns for an episode to help break Ryan from a news cycle that will not die not matter how many Executive Branch officials have to get raided by the thugs of Joe Biden's crooked FBI (that's a joke, but seriously, you're great FBI, no notes this time.) Matt opens up the show by spinning a tale of deceit, lust, intemperance, and a lovely Delta Airlines customer service representative named after a snack icon Little Debbie (I assume). Then they go on to discuss a final, yes FINAL Groundhog's Day themed question shared by listener Diana, followed by a second topic  from Diana about a snow plow naming contest. Finally, Matt and Ryan offer some commentary on the discourse surrounding recently lost Chinese spy balloons. Find Don't Wreck Yourself on Twitter, Instagram, TikTok, Facebook, and gmail @wreckyourpod Find us online at www.wreckyourpod.com Find Matt high as fuck on his couch most days, or you can... Find Matt on TikTok and Instagram @mattsaintcool Find Matt on Twitter @mattbsaintsing   Chat with Don't Wreck Yourself and dozens of other podcasters on the PodCast Nexus Discord server... https://discord.gg/z5GMvpmyTZ

BEEP BEEP BEEP. Ryan wakes up to even more of the same. He reaches out to a friend to discuss recurrent events. Again. And Again. And AGAIN. Find Don't Wreck Yourself on Twitter, Instagram, TikTok, Facebook, and gmail @wreckyourpod Find us online at www.wreckyourpod.com Find Rick on Instagram @rickreynolds Find Dr. Brad on Twitter @@BradHafford and on the YouTube at https://www.youtube.com/@artifactuallyspeaking Chat with Don't Wreck Yourself, and dozens of other podcasters on the Podcast Nexus Discord server... https://discord.gg/z5GMvpmyTZ

Ryan wakes up to more of the same. He reaches out to a friend to discuss recurrent events. Find Don't Wreck Yourself on Twitter, Instagram, TikTok, Facebook, and gmail @wreckyourpod Find us online at www.wreckyourpod.com Find CJ on Instagram @backyardpitmastersc Find Scott and the No New Friends Podcast on social media @nonewfriendspd and on the web at www.nonewfriendspodcast.com Chat with Don't Wreck Yourself, and dozens of other podcasters on the Podcast Nexus Discord server... https://discord.gg/z5GMvpmyTZ

Ryan and CJ revisit a recent topic from Episode 66 by discussing the fundamental differences between Joe Biden and Donald Trump's respective breaches of US national security protocol. Then they delve into a topic from listener Maurice regarding a memed up story of a sewer worker who allegedly got into the vault of the Bank of England. Then they discuss a question from r/TooAfraidToAsk that seeks clarity on how different a person has to be from your significant other to make it "not cheating". They follow up by taking a question from r/NoStupidQuestions from a student who wants to understand the math behind their math teacher's grading metrics... if only there was someone more qualified to answer their math questions... then they wrap things up by gunning down another topic from show listener Maurice that centers on a meme claiming that a piece of heavy duty military hardware has found itself in the hands of one of America's most dangerous people... the Florida Man. Find Don't Wreck Yourself on Twitter, Instagram, TikTok, Facebook, and gmail @wreckyourpod Find us online at www.wreckyourpod.com Find CJ on Instagram @backyardpitmastersc Chat with Don't Wreck Yourself, and dozens of other podcasters on the Podcast Nexus Discord server... https://discord.gg/z5GMvpmyTZ

Ryan is joined by CJ on this episode to discuss all the internet's questions! First they discuss a conspiracy about r/conspiracy posted on r/conspiracy. Then they take a deep dive into the internet rumor that America's former sweetheart Ellie Kemper won a KKK beauty pageant, but the truth is actually way weirder and it involves a lot of armed, racist sorcerers throwing fat stacks at a parade celebrating the dismantling of 100 year old labor dispute. Finally, CJ and Ryan tackle a topic submitted by Cap from Shrimp and Crits! Then at the end, technically speaking, a surprise! Find Don't Wreck Yourself on Twitter, Instagram, TikTok, Facebook, and gmail @wreckyourpod Find us online at www.wreckyourpod.com Find CJ on Instagram @backyardpitmastersc Chat with Don't Wreck Yourself, and dozens of other podcasters on the CastJunkie Discord server... https://discord.gg/z5GMvpmyTZ

In this holiday special, Ryan summons three host to help him Wreck the Halls with boughs of internet folly. Normally we tell you all the topics we cover in an episode, but this is a season of gift giving. Just unwrap it. Find Don't Wreck Yourself on Twitter, Instagram, TikTok, Facebook, and gmail @wreckyourpod Find us online at www.wreckyourpod.com Find CJ on Instagram @backyardpitmastersc Find Cap on Twitter @capandcrits, and his show Shrimp and Crits on Twitter, Instagram, and TikTok @shrimpandcrits Matt cannot be found. By choice. Find them online at www.shrimpandcrits.com, or support them by visiting www.fondofmelobster.com Chat with Don't Wreck Yourself, Shrimp and Crits, and dozens of other podcasters on the PodCast Nexus Discord server... https://discord.gg/z5GMvpmyTZ This episode also contained the two songs by the late, great, and mouthy Tom Lehrer, who graciously arranged for all of his music to be released to the public domain after his death. The following songs were used in this episode... A Christmas Carol - https://tomlehrersongs.com/a-christmas-carol/ Smut - https://tomlehrersongs.com/smut/

CJ rejoins Ryan to answer all the heavy hitting questions, like a listener submitted question about roundabout legal etiquette from r/NoStupidQuestions. Then they offer some insight into best barbecue brisket practices from r/bbq. Then they discuss another question from r/NoStupidQuestions that delves into Constitutional rights or physics... it's honestly not clear. Then Ryan dives deep into a topic from r/theydidthemath about dying in sealed room, and then he offers up an anecdote about a popular superstition from South Korea. Then they perk their ears up for another r/theydidthemath question about music piracy! Arrrrrrrrr! Find Don't Wreck Yourself on Twitter, Instagram, TikTok, Facebook, and gmail @wreckyourpod Find us online at www.wreckyourpod.com Find CJ on Instagram @backyardpitmastersc Chat with Don't Wreck Yourself, and dozens of other podcasters on the CastJunkie Discord server... https://discord.gg/z5GMvpmyTZ

Ryan is joined by his friend Monica this week to unravel the knot of internet ignorance. They start off by explaining what life after 40 looks like to the young folks out there. Then they discuss the population statistics of polar bears in the southern hemisphere, before taking on a picture of a homeschool model of the Earth that frankly has no hemispheres. Then they answer a question from r/antinatalism about why historic maternal death rates did not lead to widespread celibacy, before discussing a meme'd text exchange between some poor kid who is too short for love and his tall friend. Find Don't Wreck Yourself on Twitter, Instagram, TikTok, Facebook, Mastodon and gmail @wreckyourpod Find us online at www.wreckyourpod.com This week we feature a promo from The Monster's Playbook. Find The Monster's Playbook on Twitter @monsterplaybook and instagram @monstersplaybook Chat with Don't Wreck Yourself, Monster's Playbook and dozens of other podcasters on the CastJunkie Discord server... https://discord.gg/z5GMvpmyTZ

Happy Halloween! For the second annual Don't Spook Yourself Halloween spectacular, Ryan is joined by the incredibly spooky Catie Stroud and absolutely kooky Cap from Shrimp and Crits. They talk candy hotdogs memes, before knocking on a stranger's door to provide a smart answer to an r/nostupidquestions inquiry exploring the connection between Dracula and the classic Halloween banger Toccata and Fugue in D Minor by Johannes Sebastian Bach. Then they try to figure out whether a native American curse is murdering Floridians with cotton candy colored farts. Then they delve into the darkest innermost reaches of the human soul when they answer a cry for help on r/AmItheAsshole dealing with a radio famous monstrous goat sucker. Then they discuss some junior grade suckers being scammed by a post from r/UnethicalLifeProTips. Then they hop onto a vintage meme showcasing the fight against monstrously large grasshoppers in the American west. Finally, our trio of Halloween experts stir the cauldron by helping a user from r/NoStupidQuestion dress themself for the biggest spooky day of the year. Also, we've hidden some weird treats throughout the episode. The following music was used for this media project: Music: Kinetic Energy by Tim Kulig Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/9180-kinetic-energy License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Artist website: https://timkulig.com/albums Much of today's episode was made possible freesounds.org, a phenomenal resource for audio producers on budget. Their audio is all user uploaded under a creative commons license. I encourage you to tap into that resource and maybe leave a donation to ensure that their free sound database will be there for future Don't Wreck Yourself Halloween episodes... https://freesound.org/people/InspectorJ/sounds/339325/# https://freesound.org/people/Benboncan/sounds/63220/ https://freesound.org/people/Glaneur%20de%20sons/sounds/104952/ https://freesound.org/people/Bosk1/sounds/144083/ https://freesound.org/people/d78productions/sounds/367982/ https://freesound.org/people/revolt2563/sounds/352870/ https://freesound.org/people/0XMUSEX0/sounds/168650/ https://freesound.org/people/jorickhoofd/sounds/160047/ https://freesound.org/people/florianreichelt/sounds/459964/ https://freesound.org/people/Timbre/sounds/103539/ https://freesound.org/people/jaryhenry/sounds/567199/ https://freesound.org/people/DylanTheFish/sounds/419507/ https://freesound.org/people/kyles/sounds/452899/

CW: IT IS OUR 69TH EPISODE, SO YEAH, IT'S GONNA BE NICE. AND BY NICE WE MEAN SEXUALLY EXPLICIT. LIKE... SLIGHTLY MORE THAN USUAL.   Ryan is joined once again by Cap from Shrimp and Crits to celebrate our arrival at a very good number of episodes wit ha very special Oops! All Reddit! episode. This week, they answer a request from r/theydidthemath breaking down the condom budget run rate of a sexually confident Facebook user. Then they take on an age old landmine in every relationship with a query from r/TooAfraidToAsk , before discussing human-nonhuman hybridization in response to an r/NoStupidQuestions post. Turning back to r/TooAfraidToAsk, Ryan and Cap help to arbitrate an embarrassing dispute simmering between housemates. In a tantric display of informational endurance they stick around in r/TooAfraidToAsk to answer questions about blue balls and what constitutes standard dirty talk in the heat of the moment. Finally, they return to r/NoStupidQuestions to help some poor kid who left evidence of his post-pubescence directly in his mother's path to figure his way out of an awkward situation.   Find Don't Wreck Yourself on Twitter, Instagram, TikTok, Facebook, and gmail @wreckyourpod Find us online at www.wreckyourpod.com Find Cap on Twitter @capandcrits, and his show Shrimp and Crits on Twitter, Instagram, and TikTok @shrimpandcrits Find them online at www.shrimpandcrits.com, or support them by visiting www.fondofmelobster.com Chat with Don't Wreck Yourself, Shrimp and Crits, and dozens of other podcasters on the CastJunkie Discord server... https://discord.gg/z5GMvpmyTZ

Ryan welcomes Will, AKA Dr. Crox, to the show for a riveting discussion about Japanese fart scrolls, before taking on a question about dancing testicles from r/TooAfraidToAsk. They segue from the surreal to the hallucinatory, when they deal with a meme found on r/TheyDidTheMath requesting info about how much LSD a town would need to get the party started. Then they get into some deep analysis of a bloodthirsty check splitter from r/AmITheAsshole, and round out the episode with a beauty claim from r/conspiracy that accuses Ms. Congeniality Sandra Bullock of harvesting baby penises to achieve her immortal complexion.  Find Don't Wreck Yourself on Twitter, Instagram, TikTok, Facebook, and gmail @wreckyourpod Find us online at www.wreckyourpod.com Find Will on Instagram @drcroxtx Chat with Don't Wreck Yourself and dozens of other podcasters on the CastJunkie Discord server... https://discord.gg/z5GMvpmyTZ This episode contains audio from The Ellen Show, which has been edited for length and is presented for analytical context. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-kdXGfxY6o

CONTENT WARNING: This episode features descriptions of criminal acts, some of which are violent nature. These crimes include, but are not limited to the following... MATRICIDE HUMAN CLONING ORGAN HARVESTING TRAPPING PEOPLE IN CARBONITE STAR WARS EPISODES 7-9 TACO SPAGHETTI SERIAL MURDER PETTY THEFT Today, Ryan is joined by Ian Mauldin from Shrimp and Crits. They discuss a strangely Star Wars branded erotic dessert, before weighing in on a r/AmITheAsshole post seeking judgment on a bride's wedding party politics. Then Ryan and Ian offer their best Tinder dating tips to a Redditor posting on r/NoStupidQuestions. Next they delve into the culinary world examining a pair of food memes. The first is simply a recipe for a disturbing one-pot fusion dish, and then they weigh into the scrumchability of a butter made from maggots. They shake off the post-maggot butter blues with a song and dance related query from r/antiwork before getting wildly sidetracked in the outro. Find Don't Wreck Yourself on Twitter, Instagram, TikTok, Facebook, and gmail @wreckyourpod Find us online at www.wreckyourpod.com Find Ian on Twitter @IanMauldin Find Ian's music here: https://damnedrivers.bandcamp.com/ and also here: Find Ian's show Shrimp and Crits on Twitter, Instagram, and TikTok @shrimpandcrits Find them online at www.shrimpandcrits.com, or support them by visiting www.fondofmelobster.com Chat with Don't Wreck Yourself, Shrimp and Crits, and dozens of other podcasters on the CastJunkie Discord server... https://discord.gg/z5GMvpmyTZ