Doomsday at the Movies

Amber & Ryan go on a desert adventure and beat up a lot of thugs as they watch the Mark Dacascos/Kadeem Hardsion buddy comedy Drive.

Amber & Ryan ruminate on fate, revenge, and peaches as they watch Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga.

Amber & Ryan party with kangaroo people and sing Cole Porter songs as they watch Tank Girl.

Amber & Ryan harvest the eggs and secure they shaft as they watch Species III

Amber & Ryan eat lobster with the shell on and secure the shaft as they watch Species III.

Amber & Ryan learn about reproduction, suicide awareness, and eugenics in the least sensitive way possible as they watch Species II.

Amber & Ryan go to the cave system under the sewer under the tunnels under the hotel and watch Species.

Amber & Ryan learn a valuable lesson about following space laser safety protocols as they watch Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within

Amber & Ryan think that maybe they're in over their heads as they watch Titan A.E.

Amber & Ryan commit as much as evil as they can as they watch The Day of the Beast.

Amber & Ryan are buried in paperwork and experience the magic of imagination as they watch Brazil.

Amber and Ryan learn that love has no borders, nationalities, genders, or explanations in Wild Zero.

Amber & Ryan visit the Forest of Resurrection and have lots of overlong gunfights as they watch Versus.

Amber and Ryan take a walk through the woods and learn about conflicting tones as they watch 2005's Sci-Fi Channel original movie Alien Apocalypse.

Amber & Ryan have a wonderful day as they watch Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes and put the Planet of the Apes series to bed. For now...

Amber and Ryan watch brutal ape murder and experience biblical allegory as they watch War for the Planet of the Apes

Amber & Ryan read alt comix with an orangutan as they watch Dawn of the Planet of the Apes.

Amber & Ryan get dosed with brain gas and glance around portentously as they watch 2011's Rise of the Planet of the Apes.

Amber & Ryan desperately try to find something to love or at least appreciate about Tim Burton's 2001 remake of Planet of the Apes.

Amber & Ryan heavily foreshadow things that have already happened as they watch Battle for the Planet of the Apes.

Amber & Ryan get put in the contraption and learn the meaing of the word no as they watch Conquest of the Planet of the Apes.

 Amber & Ryan drink grape juice plus and unwittingly reveal too much about Escape From the Planet of the Apes  

Amber & Ryan put on their big stupid hats and attend bomb church as they go Beneath the Planet of the Apes

Amber & Ryan finally get their stinkin' paws on Planet of the Apes for their 100th episode!

Amber & Ryan are headed to the store to watch The Mist. Do you need anything?

Amber & Ryan spend a few days in Nova Scotia as they watch Def-Con 4

Amber & Ryan go on adventures and learn valuable lessons in a sick-ass super tank as they watch Damnation Alley

Amber & Ryan try not to get hooked on goop as they conclude Larry Cohen month with The Stuff.

Amber & Ryan dodge angry bird gods and get Nixon-like pardons as they watch Q the Winged Serpent.

Amber & Ryan experience the classics as they watch 1933's Deluge.

Amber & Ryan are bored and confused as they watch John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John try to recapture lighting in a bottle in 1983's Two of a Kind.

Amber & Ryan put the insect aside and sit down for 1993's Matinee

Amber & Ryan party like its's 1999 as they watch the Brendan Fraser/Alicia Silverstone romantic comedy Blast From the Past.

Amber & Ryan close out 2023 and the Christmas season with Hardware and the movie that inspired it; Incidents in an Expanding Universe

Amber & Ryan dodge mutants, go shopping, and bear the burden of civilization as they watch Night of the Comet (1984)

Amber & Ryan close out Steven Seagal month with a movie he's barely in: Executive Decision

Amber & Ryan talk about Steven Seagal and low-budget film-making as they watch Against the Dark.

Amber & Ryan investigate a nonsensical conspiracy as they watch Halloween III: Season of the Witch

Amber & Ryan have a very cliched weekend in cabin country until it takes a turn as they watch Cabin in the Woods

Amber & Ryan came here to chew bubblegum and watch John Carpenter's They Live. And they're all out of bubblegum.

Amber & Ryan are living in a Society

Amber & Ryan are reincarnated 5 times in various genres and are confused by what significance that had in 2012's Cloud Atlas.

In dreams Amber & Ryan walk with you as they watch 2005's Mirrormask

Amber & Ryan like to get the landmarks as they watch Independence Day: Resurgence (2016)

It's the end of the world as we know it and Amber & Ryan feel fine watching 1996's Independence Day.

Amber & Ryan take a ride on the nightmare merry-go-round as they watch Killer Klowns From Outer Space (1988)  

Amber & Ryan take up yodeling as Mars Attacks! (1996)

Amber & Ryan have less than an hour to get out of Los Angeles before the bombs drop as they watch 1988's Miracle Mile.

Amber & Ryan glide over the toxic jungle and learn that war is not good in 1984's Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind.

Amber & Ryan traverse an island of trash in a dystopian future Japan to explore the bond between boy and dog with Wes Anderson's Isle of Dogs.