Doomslayers
by Annie Queeries, Donna Fella & Laylah Beattie
Welcome to Doomslayers, the only podcast where we capitalise on trauma, query queer experience & turn doom into dividends! Join motivational moguls Donna Fella, Annie Queeries and Laylah Beattie as they girlboss you through the doom and gloom of the catastrophic current climate so you too can mediate, extrapolate & misappropriate yourself through the modern malaise! Hosted By: Laylah Beattie Donna Fella Annie Queeries Produced By: Niall Duggan Artwork by: Daniel Mooney (@mundomoo) Photography: Babs Daly
Episodes
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It’s Like I Have ESPN Or Something!
This week, the She-E-Os discuss woo-woo stuff. Annie chats about her intimacy retreat, Donna discusses her recent experience with a psychic and Laylah spills on her desire to become an oral healer. The dooms include a person lacking in attention, someone who’s currently transferring universes and…
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Rock Me Mama Like A Wagon Wheel Watusi!
This week, Donna takes the reins and leads our doomtastic C-Suite to victory, or if you’re French, victor-oui! This episode welcomes spooky season, ponders roaming in Rome, divines dreams, and discusses the placement of vinegar within the home house! Gripping stuff, not to be missed! **WE WANT…
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I Can’t Spend Eternity Here. This Place, It Reeks Of Fish, And Cat Piss!
The C-Suite are discussing haircare and snitching in your job! Which must mean that Laylah is chairing the meeting. They also discuss smelly people and Annie reveals her previous penchant for brown furniture. The dooms include a Smelly Kelly and a Foody Fred. **WE WANT YOUR DOOM** Contact us NOW...
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I’m A Fucking Libra!
The C-Suite discuss Donna’s Haus of Wig exit, working as an extra and compare eachothers horoscopes. The singular doom is a person who’s addicted to psychics and obsessed with the idea that their relationship is doomed. **WE WANT YOUR DOOM** Contact us NOW with your quandaries and we will swiftly...
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The Only Hit That Comes Out Of A Helen Lawson Show Is Helen Lawson!
The C-Suite are celebrating commemorating 9/11. Laylah and Donna talk about their passion and obsession with the event while Annie worries about getting cancelled. They also discuss Katie Taylor’s weird religious thing and Donna’s exodus from the Haus of Wig. The dooms include a listener whose...
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You Bought The New Girdles A Size Smaller, I Can Feel It!
This week, the company chiefs mostly discuss Laylah as they ask questions like, is she a misogynist? Does she have an avoidant attachment style? And what on earth is all this data she's erecting. The Dooms include a noisy neighbour, a listener who was born to SERVE mama and a comedian who's…
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You’re Like A Stinky Old Cheese Babe
The C-Suite this week discuss all the celebrity deaths that they may or may not have caused. They also chat parasocial relationships and why some celebrities just can’t seem to get cancelled. The theme of the Dooms this week is Daddy Lessons as listeners enquire about a gooning grampa, a daddy…
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Does It Have To Be Vanilla Louise?
The Doomslayers have just come back from London and have lots to say about their trip. They chat shame, Laylah’s looksmaxing journey and therapy. The dooms include a possible porn addict, a flakey femme fatale and a dater with a dastardly fashion sense. **WE WANT YOUR DOOM** Contact us NOW with...
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It's Very Difficult To Keep The Line Between The Past And The Present. You Know What I Mean? It's Awfully Difficult.
This week, the Doomslayers mostly discuss bodily functions but also find time to chat about Annie's controversial new venture and the disadvantages of cars. The Dooms include a sinister Mommy Dearest, a housemate's diuretic dinners and an almost 40 year old virgin. **WE WANT YOUR DOOM** Contact…
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Be Still My Beating Vagina!
Post All Together Now, Donna and Annie reminisce on their performances and chat about some of the festival highlights. The Dooms include, an oil enthusiast stricken by romance, a boss whose employee has gone for her husband and a future activist who went through the ultimate doom at work. **WE…
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How About Those Dolphins?
In an unexpected sports themed episode, the C-Suite imagine Annie at a football match, discuss Laylah’s brief career as a footballer and Donna performing magic tricks during indoor football. The dooms include a listener trying to find themselves post breakup, a listener who’s conflicted about...
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I Think You’re Having Auditory Hallucinations
This week’s agenda includes meeting the parents of a lover, drama at a family wedding and the prospect of getting Googled before you start a job. The Dooms consist of nuts nails and non-binary nuzzling. **WE WANT YOUR DOOM** Contact us NOW with your quandaries and we will swiftly solve them with...
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You Stand There With Your 22-Year-Old Skin And Your T*ts Like ROCKS And Laugh At Me!
Agenda: 1, Sociological issues: Do |rish men prefer modesty dressed women? 2, Sustainability: Does a commute help with your creativity? 3: Mystery Investigation: What did Yoko see in Annie? 4.Societal quandaries: Does everyone see Donna as a fat twink? 5.Dooms: Using Work Transportation for...
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Little Boys Who Play With Fire Get Their Fingers Burned
While Annie is on “Annieual Leave,” Donna and Laylah discuss pride, shame, celebratory chants and Donna’s disgust with the Irish flag. The dooms include a ChatGPT invader and a historic Snapchat causing relationship doubt. **WE WANT YOUR DOOM** Contact us NOW with your quandaries and we will...
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Sweet (Inner) Child O' Mine
Dear colleagues, Please note below the agenda for this week's highly engaging and seewwwper dynamic team meeting chaired by scary-skinny colleague Annie Queeries. The team discuss connecting with one's inner child. Ireland's deep resentment of theatre kids is also highlighted. Dooms include an...
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Every Time You M*sturbate, God Kills A Kitten
Hi all, just circling back after our really engayghing live seminar in Galway with a brand new episodic enterprise launching at Doom Inc. This week, your girlbossing harasses discuss failure, highs, lows and even some blows! Be sure to subscribe to eliminate all possibilities of missing out on...
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Girlboss, Gatekeep, Galway! Live At The Galway Theatre Festival
The Doomslayers have arrived in Galway just in time for the Galway Theatre Festival and the apocalypse!!! In their bunker at electric nightclub, they share wisdom about planning parties, moving back in with your parents, and getting your tit bruised by a yup bro. The Dooms include an overly...
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Do You Ever Feel Like A Plastic Bag?
In this weeks Board meeting, the C-suite discuss purpose, including trying to decipher the purpose of a game named soggy biscuit. The dooms include a woman who’s feeling saucy for her surrogate, an ex who’s emotions are ruining a girls Instagram, and a relationship where they’ve yet to utter the…
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If She F**cks On That Couch, She Buys It
Attention colleagues! Please find attached the minutes from our weekly all-hands, chaired by our Chief Executionary Officer, Orificer and Obfuscator, the professionally prostrate Donna Fella. In this reeeeally reeeeally excoyshing knowledge exchange, the C-Suite executives were inspired by...
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I Can’t Kill You Today, I Have Pilates
We’re back! Esteemed colleagues and semi-respected underlings. Please join us for today’s C-Suite meeting, chaired by our Data Erection Officer. **WE WANT YOUR DOOM** Contact us NOW with your quandaries and we will swiftly solve them with our appalling advice! GOOGLE FORM (anonymous submissions):...
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Recording of our Mandatory ÆGM
Hello esteemed colleagues and obedient underlings. Please find attached the recording of our ÆGM which took place at Smock Alley. Attendance was mandatory but if you would like to revisit the topics discussed, this will stay live and shareable on Fleeaboo, the new company database. **WE WANT YOUR...
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The Siobhan Shank Redemption - Part 4
Hi Listeners, You won't BELIEVE what happens in the final episode of my first ever docu-pod-cast-amentary. I don't want to give away any spoilers so let's just say it's more shocking than the flavour profile of Tayto's Limited Edition Cheese & Onion chocolate bar. I want to thank you all from the...
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The Siobhan Shank Redemption - Part 3
Hi guys, I’m still actually investigating the C.U.L.T and hoping to get the Doomslayers back to normal. But the good news is I’ve made contact and things aren’t exactly as they seem. Listen to these clips to see what I mean. -Siobhan
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The Siobhan Shank Redemption - Part 2
Hi guys! It’s me, Siobhan again. I’m still trying to figure out what’s going on with the Doomslayers and why they’re so obsessed with this new “church.” In this instalment, through my training in espionage, I manage to make contact. But it all just gets stranger and stranger....
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The Siobhan Shank Redemption - Part 1
Hi Listeners! I’m so sorry for the interruption but my name is Siobhan Shank and I’m worried about the Doomslayers! If you’re as big of a fan as I am, you’ll know that the girls seem to have been indoctrinated into a quite unusual church and it’s up to me to save them! Follow along as I attempt…
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Catch Up On Correspondences IV: Season's Fleetings
🌸DOOMSLAYERS SEASON 2 FINALE🌸 That's right doomers! Rather than kissing under the mistletoe and wrapping gifts, these three Children of Unilateral Lampadomancy and Transfiguration are fisting under the macrame and wrapping up Season 2 of Doomslayers! The girls conclude their amazing year in The...
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I Would Rather Die Than Let My Kid Eat Cup-A-Soup
Rumination is the topic this week as Laylah and Annie chat about how they both love therapy and particularly sending other people to therapy. The dooms include a listener who’s struggling to move on from a difficult childhood, one who’s struggling to move on from an awkward work situation and one...
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Do You Want Love Or You Want Fame? Are You In The Game?
As Donna and Laylah have come to the conclusion that all they need is eachother, they chat monogamy together this week. Donna chats about how amongst the gays, it can be hard to imagine a future of monogamy while Laylah shares her belief that she’ll someday cheat for the fun of it. The dooms...
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If You Can’t Be My Friend, Then Please Don’t Be My Enemy!
As the girls discuss friendship, Annie chats about friendship longevity, Donna discusses friendships that can be restrictive and Laylah shares her theory that she’s not a very good friend. The dooms include a friend who’s gone postal, a man who caught his girlfriend having a flick to her bestie…
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You’re A Virgin Who Can’t Drive
The Doomslayers chat rejection. Laylah talks about her teenage years of developing cliques, Annie divulges her tendency to send the wrong signals when she first meets someone and Donna discusses her simple technique to avoid rejection. The dooms include a listener who’s hot for hurler, one who...
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Pretty Much, I Would Let Gemma Know…
Conflict is girl’s topic of choice this week as they discuss the tensions that arose around their recent Fringe show. Laylah discusses her love of conflict, Donna says she feels conflict adverse, despite the others thinking she’s quite good at it and Annie admits she’s terrified of it. The dooms...
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Your Hair Looks Sexy Pushed Back
This week, the three girls discuss their trad-wife tendencies. Laylah talks about her fear of being an unaware nazi, Donna discusses her propensity to go crazy when she’s attracted to a man and Annie chats about her previous experience of choosing a relationship because she thought it’s what’s...
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Number 17, The Spreadeagle!
We're BAAAAACK! 🌸🏵️🌼 Hot sister-wife summer is officially over and the girls are READY to spread more than just the good word. With their hearts full of The Leader's love and their legs gaily akimbo, this week's topic is SEX 🫦 Sister Laylah discusses the erotic potential of exacting revenge,...
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Catch Up On Correspondences III: Another Year, Another Rear
It’s that time again! The Doomslayers are finishing up the season and they’re clearing their inbox of unuttered dooms. The dooms include a coworker who’s marrying a woman, but must now tell his boyfriend, a listener who’s been queening out with his besties ex and a seaside town enthusiast who’s...
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I Will Swallow Him
My favourite holy ritual is the stations of the cross dressers! This week, Donna and Laylah are chatting religion. Donna chats about her love of hymns and how she won’t go to mass now unless she gets paid. Laylah talks about her borderline problematic obsession with Judaism and how ridiculously...
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Depth Becomes Her
The girls are deep diving into well..depth. They chat about how everyone is so deep and so shallow these days, agree that they’re all horrifically vain, and Laylah talks about giving a psychopath a blowjob again. The dooms include a narcissistic ninny, a listener who’s fed up of fake hippies and…
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Now She Wants To Do Transgender Operations On Illegal Aliens Who Are In Prison
If you’da been there, if you’da seen it, I betcha you woulda done the same! Donna and Laylah are discussing crime this week. Donna reflects on her time as an international thief and discusses being tracked by the Gardaí and another incident of false accusation. Laylah discloses the time the…
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Do You Love Me Now, Mama?
Mothers are being celebrated in this week’s episode! Donna chats about her mother pretending to be a witch when she was a child (again!), Annie reminisces about jumping train gates with her Mama and Laylah discusses the Apple of her eye and cause of her wounds, Angelyne. The dooms include a mamma...
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Two’s Company, Three’s An Orgy
Three’s a crowd, so Donna has left for the week and Annie and Laylah have the mics. Laylah recounts how disgusted she was on her solo trip in Brighton, but how she felt soothed in the arms of many lovers. Annie talks the company she finds stimulating and her aversion to being around the “cool...
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That Is The Ugliest Effing Skirt I've Ever Seen
Lá Fhéile Pádraig sona daoibh go léir! ☘️ To celebrate this most auspicious day in the Hibernian calendar, Sister Annie and Sister Donna discuss the completely unrelated topic of FASHION! Although they make absolutely no mention of St Patrick, snakes or the day's festivities at any point, they do...
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There Are No Small Roles, Only Small Actors
Nothing you say matters unless that camera is roleing. Laylah has confusingly returned from being raptured and updates the girls on the experience. The girls then discuss the roles we assign ourselves within our friends and families. Annie talks about being the eldest baby in her family, Donna...
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The Future Is Now, Old Man!
The future is now old man!! This week, with Laylah raptured and Donna inexplicably comparing the present state of affairs with the SpongeBob movie, the girls discuss the future. Annie discusses her denial of the future, Donna chats about her nervousness for it and the discussion declines into a...
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That's My OPINIOOOOON!!!
This week, the Children of Unilateral Lampadomancy and Transfiguration have a decidedly meta discussion as they share their opinions on...opinions. Sister Laylah defends her right to ignorance and hatred (moreso than usual), Sister Annie reveals her controversial opinion that humans should cease...
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Why Don’t You Have A Piece Of Bread And Maybe You’ll Calm Down
The Doomslayers are breaking character this week and discussing coping. Annie has a rant about billionaires, Donna discusses disengaging and going into a cave and Laylah talks about trying to control her compulsions. The dooms include a Coke (zero) addict, a person who was dropped on the floor...
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I Cooked! I Decorated! I Made It Nice!
The Doomslayers are talking about home! Laylah details how to keep the peace when you live with a million people, Donna has a plan for a commune and Annie reflects on her life of privilege when she owned a red brick house. The dooms include an awkward argument, a listener confined to her room and…
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I Have This Weird Thing That If I Sleep With Someone, They're Going To Take My Creativity From Me Through My Vagina
Creativity is on the hydroponic honey’s minds this week as they discuss the pros and cons of working together. Donna reflects on the peaks and pits of her drag career, Laylah talks about the break she’s taking from creating and Annie discusses her passion for video editing. The dooms include a...
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I’m Just One Stomach Flu Away From My Goal Weight
In this episode, after Donna’s shocking return, the topic of discussion is body image. Annie talks about learning to embrace her body, abs and all, Donna discusses her recent fitness journey and Laylah once again talks about how beautiful she always feels. The dooms include a surgery addict…
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I Can Be Reborn As Many Times As I Choose Throughout My Life
In this episode, after Donna has fallen down a well, Annie and Laylah sit down to discuss their past lives. They chat about their many iterations and how they'd interact with one another before revealing that both of their phones have tortured them with their own misery porn. The dooms include a...
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I’ve Been Aware of the Killer Since Birth
Raise your hand if you have been personally victimised by the killer. This week we’re talking irrational fears of being murdered. How fun and light! Annie talks about hands through the banisters of her mansion’s staircase, Donna reflects on a spooky encounter on the road home and Laylah just…
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Beast?! How Dare You!
Purrr! This week, these crazy kitty cats are talking about PETS and the dooms of domesticating critters. Annie brews up controversy in the play pen with the addition of a feral rabbit to the family home, Laylah nurses a suckling duckling and contracts a reoccurring bacterial infection, and Donna...
About this show
Welcome to Doomslayers, the only podcast where we capitalise on trauma, query queer experience & turn doom into dividends!
Join motivational moguls Donna Fella, Annie Queeries and Laylah Beattie as they girlboss you through the doom and gloom of the catastrophic current climate so you too can mediate, extrapolate & misappropriate yourself through the modern malaise!
Hosted By:
Laylah Beattie
Donna Fella
Annie Queeries
Produced By:
Niall Duggan
Artwork by:
Daniel Mooney (@mundomoo)
Photography:
Babs Daly
Hosted by
Annie Queeries, Donna Fella & Laylah Beattie
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