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Dot Plot Ascension
by Quinn Rentz, Robert Finley, Kalena Sills
Three friends embark on the world's greatest adventure, scouring the internet for impossibly titled anime, and making jokes about how good some of them are. Your beautiful, talented, and humble hosts: Quinn Rentz, Kalena Sills, and Robert "Hot Bobby" Finley. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episodes
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Lil Miss Dot Can't Plot Right
IT IS HALLOWEEK STILL, I SWEAR. Geez man, this one's a ripper. It's got Taylor Swift refs (Pass the Monster Meat, Milady!) and secret spider men (This Monster Wants to Eat Me) and a slam dunk home run plot guess of a fuckin brutal title (Li'l Miss Vampire Can't Suck Right). We take another run at...
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Sork-Anime, Freakin' Lovers, and the Cat Girl Culture Thesis
ANIME. GOOD ONES. CAT GIRLS. NYAAA-TY ONES. It's Dot Plot Ascension, bringing you the HEAAAT. Nyaaaaa :3 Get ready for some pure, unadulterated anime mayhem. It is a fun one. We talk about Wonder Egg Priority, There's No Freakin' Way I'll Be Your Lover... Unless? and All-Purpose Cultural Cat Girl...
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Dot Plot Fitness Challenge: How Much Am I Can A Heavy Boy Dumbell Girl Lift (Fortnite) The Stromgest?
On this week's brutally honest deep dive into the uncomfortable and dark depths of anime depravity: It's a goddamned Rashomon. Kalena and Bob watched three shows, in separate places, in different languages?! It turns out Quinn is absolutely jacked and can totally lift?!?! We have the best show…
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Wobert Knows Worbs
worbs have mmeanings and consequences. And we said a whole lot into microphones, recorded them, and called it a podcast called DOT PLOT ASCENSION. The energy is off the chain here. We recorded in a study room in a college library, hot off the back of watching the Van's Warped Tour and drinking...
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Isekai Intro, an M-Preg chaser, an Indie Horror Comedy, and I'm thinking Faye Dunaway
Oh man, we meant Fay Wray the whole time. Anyways. We're casting stuff, pods mostly, and they're about animes. We start off with an impromptu diversion into ISEKAI MADLIBS, and it goes very well. Psych, it goes TERRRIBLY. We take a trip into "Our Last Crusade, or The Rise of a New World" which...
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GIRLS NIGHT: Dot Plot Correction Corner (Justice for Flim Flam) and a Rascal's Trip to the Blowing Alley?!?!?!?
If you saw the original upload of this episode, no you didn't, the audio was broken and bad and it's god's fault, not ours. Regardless. We open today's episode with an apology. An apology to our viewer, and an apology to our dear friend Bobby. Flim Flam is real. Ghoul School is real. And we…
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TIME TRAVEL SPECIAL EPISODE: Dot.Plot://Ascension_FiNaL ReBirth_bY_sLeEp?!?!?!?
Robert built a time machine, back to 2016, and cut together an absolute HEATER of a career retrospective. From the lost "Soundcloud" era of Dot Plot, a magnificent clip show, containing the birth of some of our most recurring bits. It is a beaut. Meanwhile, your intrepid hosts take a trip to the...
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Bogus Host <<Plotmaster>> ~About the Time Quinn Tried to make Orb Again (It should have killed him)~ [Bob Rewrites the Ending Line]//Kalena Does Crimes For The CHURCH?//
Hot Diggity Shit Anime Fans. Welcome back, Viewer. We're in the ZONE. We're KICKING OUT THE JAMS, Podcast-wise. And there are various levels of success. We Hit up Ron Kamonohashi for his Forbidden Deductions, which Quinn squanders. He's a squander-y lil fella. Then we get served up a piping hot...
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Ear Crimes abound, An Insurmountable ORB-deal, and the Worst Edit Quinn Ever Submitted
A Lost Bit about Tickle Fetishes, REVIVED! Resuscitating a bit about Dick Cheney! Jokes about WAR CRIMES!!! We're back on our baloney, and goblins in Bob and Kalena's house munched on our gahddamned pods. This is a rough one. Deal with it. I haven't had clean water in fuckin three days, so maybe...
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Baseball is a that Verb Grandma's Do? Hot People Can be Stupid TOO?! DAN, DUH DAN?!?!?!?!
It's the end of the year, but it is not the end of our intrepid hosts, delving ever deeper into the Anime mines for buried treasures and treats. Quinn gets bronchitis and makes the whole recording a never-ending onslaught of advertizements. Bob gets hot and stupid, and wears a bitchin' sweater....
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Half-intine's Day Extravaganza Special (I Was A Little Kitty-Cat Boy, She was a Little British Girl)
It is Summer, I've got my hat on backwards, and it is time to fuckin' podcast. We're rolling HOT this week, with a bevy of pervert trash to turn into fun jokes. We tried, man. This week, we dragged our souls through harem anime swamps (The 100 Girlfriends Who Really, Really, Really, Really…
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Computer is a Verb That Meat Boys Do! Franz Kafka Anime? These Perfect Race Horses Will Heal Our Nation! And MORE
Whoo boy. We did it. We reported the news. It's anime season, and the anime bushes are heavy with the weight of such delectable and succulent fruits. We talk "Gene of AI," "Human Crazy/Bug University," "Lucifer and Biscuithammer," and "Dead Dead Demons DeDeDeDe(DeDeDeDeDe? How many fuggin 'De's…
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Dude Erot-omy?! (Cutesy Names for Sexual Acts) Herb Drag 5000!!
Full disclosure: there are 25 minutes of absolutely gut-busting conversation that I did not press record for, so get horned up to hear a bunch of callbacks to jokes that you suckers weren't in the room for! ASCEND. It's Dragon season baybeeeeeeeee. You know we can't resist a theme, and this one…
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Free Palestine and "unalive Wince WcWahon"
BAAAAAACK IN THE SADDLE AGAIAIAIAAN. It's a very magical episode. Lots of anime-adjacent news right up top, including the untimely passing of Akira Toriyama (RIP Toriyama-sensei, AKA Goku's dad), WcDonald's WcNuggets, and Quinn's experience listening to a man on a boat explain One Piece. We talk...
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Two Mics, Three Mouths, Can't Lose! The Ani-Nanny-Grey's-Anato-Me?!?! BANGS.
Don't call it a comeback. Dot Plot Season Three is unstoppable. It is easily delayed by illness and exacerbating circumstances, but WE NEVER STOP, and we certainly NEVER LOSE. It's all bangers this week on Dot Plot Ascension, with the exception of one kinda boring show. The UNwanTED UNDEAD...
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They're Daddies, AND they're buddies? Two Girls met WHERE?? TWO CAR?! (Isekai Mad Libs Returns)
Viewer, it is so good to see you again. We brought the heat. We kept it spicy. We all were so loud it was difficult for Editing Quinn to remove each others' voices from their audio tracks. He did a mediocre job. 7/10 Editing Quinn, sorry for the bad sounds and echo and clipping! Regardless, this…
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Two-Gi-Oh! Seinfeld M-Preg! Isekai Mad Libs?!
It's time to G-G-G-G-gggggggggggggg GOOF. Two for two in the banger department, we are proud to bring another PIPING HOT episode of Dot Plot Ascension, full of maturity, drama, soccer, and- OH! SUDDENLY! A returning bit from a lost age? Dot Plot Development returns in our second episode of the...
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Dot Plot Ascension 3.0 + 1.0 (You Can (NOT) Re-Mix)
Oh boy. You thought we were done? That we were out of the pod game? That the bean man could ever keep us down? It's 2024, and we're casting pods, we're casting aspersions, and we're casting OBLITERATE (that's a call-ahead to a joke in the episode, trust me). Robert, Kalena, and Quinn are all over...
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SEASON 2 Kickoff Extravaganza
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Episode 11: LEVEL TWO. And Nasty Clowns. And Season Finale.
Welcome to LEVEL TWO. Bob and Kalena are bringing the HEAT today. And by heat, I mean they hold Quinn to the fire about some stupid anime titles. It's Level Two Time, since Quinn graduated and ascended, and the titles didn't get better, they just got stupid. Up first, we hit Listeners, followed…
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Episode 10: Ascension, At Last or, Bob's Good Baja Men Joke Revealed
It's Ascension Day. Welcome back to Dot Plot Ascension, an anime podcast, kinda. We take a little dip into a few different shows this week, starting with dunking on the intro to Tokyo Ghoul √A, because it sucks. Then we make light of Dusk Maiden of Amnesia, where Quinn delves into Fairy Tale lore...
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Episode 9: IT'S LIKE METABOTS.
It is time. To. ASCEND. Welcome back to Dot Plot Ascension you horny freaks. It's the show where Bob and Kalena watch a show with a goofy title, give that title to their beautiful idiot friend, Quinn, and have him guess the plot based on that title. He doesn't do great. But hopefully they make...
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Episode 8: Oooooh! We have a theme! or BIRD HOUSE CURED EVERY DISEASE
BIRD. HOUSE. You'll get it. It's a joke in the late game of this episode. Welcome back to your favourite source for anime news, goofs, and crime. There's a theme for this episode, which is the letter X. Get hyped on that. We hit gin mode, and get GIN-ERGIZED. Quinn ends up so drunk that he makes...
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Episode 7: Technical Difficulty, Unlimited Teeth, Bleeping C***ies, and the Return of Clown House
Guess who got drunk and talked about anime again? We did. Quinn, Kalena, and Robert dive deep into the Chili's Baby Back Swamp of Anime and dig up Infinite Dendrogram, DRAMAtical Murder, and The Price of Smiles. We learn of a great Gunma Tragedy and a Terrible Tummy Secret. Bob steps on Quinn's...
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SECRET EPISODE: PROFESSIONAL HORSE Dot Plot Revolutionary Pretty Boys
SECRET EPISODE REPORT: We talk Gundam Wing, Code Geass, and Promare in this secret cut of choice bits from Episode 6, which was too long to make a single episode! It was a second FULL LENGTH bit of bits, and we ogle Beautiful Terrorist Boys in Anime. Also, PROFESSIONAL HORSE. Hosted on Acast. See...
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Episode 6: Oh, With The RED HAIR, HUH Mark? The RED Hair?
I hope you want are ready to listen to our three hosts really discuss some good anime titles. Bob and Kalena have brought Quinn a delicious tray of tasty anime treats including Snow White With the Red Hair, a detour to a great Gunma Truth, a dip into the SF Hardboiled styles of No Guns Life, and…
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Episode 5: Black Metal Choral Trio Audio Hellscape and Pee Humour Extravaganza
Sweet Jesus, y'all. It's a chaotic time. Some people say Black Lives Matter, other people are racist, and somehow there's DISCUSSION ABOUT WHO IS THE BAD GUYS. We here at Dot Plot Ascension are firmly in the camp of trying to be actively Anti-Racist. Abolish the Police. Getting that done up…
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Episode 4: Don't Stick Your Whole Arm in ANYTHING; Or, A Series of Gunma Truths
We get in it. The whole point of this exercise is to uncover the truth, and we get close this week. So close. Like, did you know they made a Count of Monte Christo anime? I didn't, until NOW. Then, we uncover what really happens in Gunma. GUNMA TRUTHS. WE spend some time trapped in the bathroom...
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Episode 3: Nyah-ty Cat Girl Energy
You have no idea what we put ourselves through this week. I mean, you'll hear. Times were tough. This anime baloney jokes podcast takes a turn for the Frisky as Bob and Kalena descend into cat-girl madness, Quinn makes a promise or two he shouldn't have kept, and there's a frank discussion about...
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Episode 2: Old Man Yells at Helvetica
Welcome to episode two.There's a lot of jokes in this episode. Just rife and lousy and littered with like, JOKES. It's a genuine gut-buster of a VERY JOKE LADEN time. Squid Girl is there, Neo Angelique Abyss certainly exists, EAT MAN '98 shows up, capped off with The Eighth Son? Are you Kidding…
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Episode One: Hey, Ghost Grandma!
Welcome to the inaugural, incredibly well-made, and popular show, Dot Plot Ascension! We bring to you a comedy podcast wherein three friends, Kalena, Bobby, and Quinn, attempt to discover the worst and most chaotic titles in anime. Bobby and Kalena find and watch these aberrations and affronts to...
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Three friends embark on the world's greatest adventure, scouring the internet for impossibly titled anime, and making jokes about how good some of them are. Your beautiful, talented, and humble hosts: Quinn Rentz, Kalena Sills, and Robert "Hot Bobby" Finley.
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Three friends embark on the world's greatest adventure, scouring the internet for impossibly titled anime, and making jokes about how good some of them are. Your beautiful, talented, and humble hosts: Quinn Rentz, Kalena Sills, and Robert "Hot Bobby" Finley. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy...
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