Douze Points! - The Eurovision Podcast

Send us Fan MailAustralia’s Eurovision 2026 entry is here, and we’re not pretending to be calm about it. We have locked Liz, Sam and Bob in the bunker, water boarded them with vodka and got some far too honest answers. Which raises the big argument, is this a smart, safe pick designed to qualify, or a glossy decision that misunderstands what Eurovision audiences actually reward?We give overseas listeners a crash course on Delta and the reason she can split a room in seconds. For us, the tension is never “can she sing?” It’s how she reads on stage, how genuine she feels, and whether the performance invites people in or keeps them at arm’s length.Subscribe, share the ep with a mate, and leave a review so we know which side you’re on.#eurovision #eurovisionsong contest #eurovisionpodcast #eurovisionaustralia #eurovisionfunny

Send us Fan MailA wildcard that somehow makes perfect sense: Eurovision 2026. The UK choice, Look Mum No Computer (Sam Battle), brings DIY synthesizer chaos, dry British humour, and genuine craft. We unpack his mad-scientist approach to building instruments from old electronics, why it inspires people to make things, and why his entry feels unusually authentic, even if the juries don’t know what to do with it.Hit play for UK politics, UK economy context, and a surprisingly uplifting Eurovision turn. If you enjoy it, subscribe, share it with a mate, and leave us a review, what did you make of the format and the UK’s song?#eurovision #eurovisionsong contest #eurovisionpodcast #eurovisionaustralia #eurovisionfunny

Send us Fan MailSlava Ukraine!#eurovision #eurovisionsong contest #eurovisionpodcast #eurovisionaustralia #eurovisionfunny

Send us Fan MailEurovision 2026 Semi-Final One is hours away, and Estonia is the last country on our review list, so we go in fast and honest.ou like Eurovision with real-world context, this is the nerdy sweet spot. Then it’s time for the main act: Vanilla Ninja. We revisit their chaotic, iconic early-2000s story, including that twist where an Estonian band represented Switzerland and snagged an eighth-place result, the rotating line-ups, the long disappearance, and the inevitable comeback. We also weigh up their 2026 song “Too Epic To Be True” and ask the big question: can nostalgia alone get them through a semi-final, or does the track need more bite to survive the vote? If you’ve got a shortlist brewing and you’re stuck on those final spots, come argue it out with us. Subscribe, share the ep with your Eurovision group chat, and leave a review, then tell us: does Estonia qualify?#eurovision #eurovisionsong contest #eurovisionpodcast #eurovisionaustralia #eurovisionfunny

Send us Fan MailVeronica Fusaro representing Switzerland with “Alice”, a sweet, moody, hooky ballad about a lovelorn lesbian. We trace her path from The Voice of Switzerland to basement recordings, awards, big festival stages, and albums that chart at home, then get specific about why this track could outperform expectations with both juries and the public. If you’re building your Eurovision party trivia or trying to pick sleepers before the grand final, this one’s for you.If you enjoy sharp Eurovision 2026 analysis with a side of real-world context, subscribe, share the show with a mate, and leave a review so more fans can find us.#eurovision #eurovisionsong contest #eurovisionpodcast #eurovisionaustralia #eurovisionfunny

Send us Fan MailFinally, we head to Eurovision, where Sweden selects Felicia with “My System”, and we give an honest review of the vocals, the staging, the lyrics, and the immaculate production that may still be a bit too “by the numbers”. If you’ve got thoughts on four-day weeks, screen-free schools, or whether Sweden’s Eurovision entry is a contender, hit play, share it with a mate, and leave us a review.#eurovision #eurovisionsong contest #eurovisionpodcast #eurovisionaustralia #eurovisionfunny

Send us Fan MailSerbia chooses Lavina to represent them at Eurovision 2026 with Kraj Mene (“By My Side”), a band that has built momentum through touring and strong live performances after their debut album Odyssey. Subscribe, share it with a Eurovision mate, and leave a review if you enjoy our takes. Do you think Lavina’s late peak helps them qualify from semi-final one?#eurovision #eurovisionsong contest #eurovisionpodcast #eurovisionaustralia #eurovisionfunny

Send us Fan MailSan Marino looks like a postcard kingdom carved into a mountain, but the real surprise is how well it runs. We’re fascinated by the numbers: a small population, booming tourism, low unemployment, and a political system that swaps its heads of state every six months. That sounds like chaos, yet it might be part of the secret sauce. Then things get spicy with 2026’s “Superstar” and the decision to bring in Boy George. We unpack why the collaboration has triggered pushback, how social media arguments have fueled the drama, and the awkward national final moment where he  didn’t appear live and was projected on screen instead. We end with the question that matters for fans and performers alike: what counts as fair play on a Eurovision stage?If you like Eurovision analysis, microstate politics, and pop culture controversy with a side of humour, subscribe, share the episode with a mate, and leave us a review. What do you reckon, should a featured artist have to show up live to qualify?#eurovision #eurovisionsong contest #eurovisionpodcast #eurovisionaustralia #eurovisionfunny

Send us Fan MailRomania’s had the sort of year that makes you ask how a country can keep functioning at all:  Romania’s answer to all that pressure is… a Eurovision entry called “Choke Me”.  We also try not to clutch our pearls as we dive into the controversy head-on, and why clear consent and honest communication are the difference between kink and assault.If you’re into Eurovision analysis, European politics, or the way pop culture reflects national mood, you’ll get plenty out of this one, including why the song feels tailor-made for televoters even if juries resist. Listen now, share it with a mate who loves Eurovision drama, and leave us a review then tell us: where do you draw the line on what belongs on the Eurovision stage?#eurovision #eurovisionsong contest #eurovisionpodcast #eurovisionaustralia #eurovisionfunny

Send us Fan MailPortugal sends Bandidos do Canti with “Rosa”, blending UNESCO-listed Cante Alentejano tradition with contemporary pop, plusa cheeky rose gesture that screams classic Eurovision charm. We share what works, what feels a bit safe, and why it could still land well with juries and older viewers. If you enjoy Eurovision analysis, hit play, share the episode with a mate, and leave a review. What’s your take on “Rosa”, instant qualifier or sweet side note?#eurovision #eurovisionsong contest #eurovisionpodcast #eurovisionaustralia #eurovisionfunny

Send us Fan MailPoland rarely does anything quietly, and that energy runs through everything here, from politics to pop performance. Poland’s Eurovision 2026 choice feels like a statement. Alicja returns after a long, bumpy arc: winning The Voice in Poland, being selected for the cancelled Eurovision 2020, missing the 2021 slot, and coming back again in 2023 before finally landing the job for 2026. That “unfinished business” narrative matters in Eurovision. Then we get into the performance itself, because Prey is not subtle. We talk costume, staging, and the wonderfully strange imagery in the official video. If you’ve got thoughts on the staging, the symbolism, or whether Prey should be aiming higher, subscribe, share the episode, and leave us a review.#eurovision #eurovisionsong contest #eurovisionpodcast #eurovisionaustralia #eurovisionfunny

Send us Fan MailNorway’s selection of the chef from the Muppets or you may know him as, Jonas Love with “Yah Yah Yah”, and the kind of delighted chaos that makes you want to hit replay. If you enjoyed it, subscribe, share the episode with a mate, and leave us a review.#eurovision #eurovisionsong contest #eurovisionpodcast #eurovisionaustralia #eurovisionfunny

Send us Fan MailMontenegro is trying to sprint towards the European Union while carrying a backpack full of problems, and we unpack why that matters right now. Montenegro has chosen Tamara Živković with Nova Zora, we dig into her background, her message, and the on-stage choices that could help or hurt. We give our honest read on the staging,and whether this entry has the punch to make the grand final.  Subscribe, share, and leave a review, then tell us: will Montenegro level up before the semi final?#eurovision #eurovisionsong contest #eurovisionpodcast #eurovisionaustralia #eurovisionfunny

Send us Fan MailMoldova doesn’t just “pick a song” this year. It picks a direction, and you can hear it in everything from the politics to the punchy, life-filled chaos of “Viva Moldova”. And we face the uncomfortable truth that democracy can be loud, contested, and still worth defending. From there, we track Moldova’s sprint towards the European Union, from accession negotiations and a detailed plan to align national laws with EU standards, to the EU’s big growth funding aimed at reforms and infrastructure. But the story isn’t all paperwork and optimism. An energy crisis hits after gas supplies stop through Ukraine, bringing shortages, blackouts, and a real human toll, while Moldova pays more for electricity and keeps backing Ukraine anyway. Then we pivot to Eurovision, we ask the question everyone’s thinking: will juries recoil from something this passionate, or is this exactly the kind of hopeful, populist energy Europe is ready to reward? If you enjoy Eurovision analysis with real geopolitical context, hit subscribe, share the episode with a mate, and leave us a review with your prediction: where does Moldova finish?#eurovision #eurovisionsong contest #eurovisionpodcast #eurovisionaustralia #eurovisionfunny

Send us Fan MailMalta’s Eurovision 2026 pick is Aiden with “Bella”, a multilingual entry in English, Maltese, and Italian. We run the timeline of his previous contest attempts, controversies, and comebacks, before giving an honest reaction to the song and its presentation. The track feels sweet and retro, but the styling swings hard into leather-and-cowboy territory, and we’re not convinced the message matches the music.If you like smart pop culture with a side of politics, press play, share this with a mate, and leave a review. Do you think Malta’s “Bella” needs a staging rethink, or is the mixed message the whole point?#eurovision #eurovisionsong contest #eurovisionpodcast #eurovisionaustralia #eurovisionfunny

Send us Fan MailLuxembourg has learned how to punch above its weight by becoming a hub everyone plugs into.We introduce Eva Marija and her entry “Mother Nature”, digging into the details Eurovision fans love looking up later: and a musical path that starts at age three after watching Alexander Rybak’s 2009 win.  We also sit with the environmental message at the heart of “Mother Nature”, and finish with a simple challenge that turns listening into action. Be part of the movement!If you’re following Eurovision 2026, love Eurovision song analysis, or just want a sharp, funny take with a real-world point, hit play, subscribe, share the episode, and leave us a review. What do you think Luxembourg’s chances are this year?#eurovision #eurovisionsong contest #eurovisionpodcast #eurovisionaustralia #eurovisionfunny

Send us Fan Mail Is Lithuania making the responsible choice, or its own terrible decision? After watching both the national final performance and the official music video, we give a blunt review and yes, we talk about the silver face paint, because it becomes the perfect symbol of a performance that’s memorable but hard to read at a glance.  Subscribe for more Eurovision national selection breakdowns, share the episode with a mate who loves a hot take, and leave a review, then tell us: would you qualify Lithuania from Semi-Final 1?#eurovision #eurovisionsong contest #eurovisionpodcast #eurovisionaustralia #eurovisionfunny

Send us Fan MailIsrael has chosen Noam Bettan with “Michelle”, a multilingual track performed in Hebrew, French and English.  “Michelle” lands with a romantic, nostalgic 60s flavour and a sultry edge, wrapped around the theme of letting go of a toxic relationship. Noam’s dark, gravelly voice gives the song bite, the chorus is ridiculously catchy, and there’s a crazy moment where the track drops back and the vocal has to carry everything. We also look at Israel’s semifinal one running order spot and why staging may be the final make-or-break factor for a serious run at the top of the leaderboard.#eurovision #eurovisionsong contest #eurovisionpodcast #eurovisionaustralia #eurovisionfunny

Send us Fan MailLatvia’s Eurovision 2026 entry comes with a backstory that’s bigger than a three-minute performance. Connect to the emotional spine of Latvia’s song “Ena” and its themes of social isolation, childhood trauma, and the long tail of growing up with an abusive alcoholic parent. We also introduce Latvia’s artist Atvara, her X Factor beginnings, her TikTok-era audience building, and a surprisingly practical touring lesson: smaller rooms can create real momentum when you’re starting out.If you care about Eurovision 2026, Latvia, and the stories that sit underneath the glitter, you’ll get a lot out of this one. Subscribe for the next country deep dive, share this with a mate who loves Eurovision analysis, and leave a review telling us which entry you think will be underestimated this year.#eurovision #eurovisionsong contest #eurovisionpodcast #eurovisionaustralia #eurovisionfunny

Send us Fan MailA $24 billion bridge, selfie surge pricing, mafia arrests, poisoned wolves, and a Eurovision track that makes you want to get up and dance. Italy doesn’t do “quiet”, and we lean into the chaos with a fast, funny, sharply opinionated tour through the country’s biggest headlines and cultural moments.Then pure joy with Italy’s Eurovision pick Sal Da Vinci and our first-listen reaction to a warm, dramatic, disco-funk crowd-pleaser.If you laughed, argued, or learned something, subscribe, share the episode, and leave us a review. #eurovision #eurovisionsong contest #eurovisionpodcast #eurovisionaustralia #eurovisionfunny

Send us Fan MailGreece does what Greece does best: it steps onto the Eurovision stage and refuses to be miserable. We talk about Greece’s 2026 pick and we react in real time to a song that’s equal parts baffling and brilliant. We also set up the semi-final context, why Greece’s placement matters, and we share a piece of Eurovision party trivia you’ll actually use!If you enjoyed the mix of real-world context and Eurovision chaos, subscribe, share the episode with a mate, and leave us a review so more fans can find us. What’s your verdict on Greece’s 2026 entry: genius, nonsense, or both?#eurovision #eurovisionsong contest #eurovisionpodcast #eurovisionaustralia #eurovisionfunny

Send us Fan MailThis episode we take a peak at France and take bets on how long it takes before someone declares their love for the Eifel Tower.#eurovision #eurovisionsong contest #eurovisionpodcast #eurovisionaustralia #eurovisionfunny

Send us Fan MailFinland is getting tipped early as a Eurovision 2026 winner, and we wanted to know why.  We connect the dots between national mood and musical choices, because Eurovision songs don’t arrive out of nowhere.  All of that feeds the question we keep coming back to: when a country chooses a Eurovision act, are they reflecting how they feel, or choosing what they wish they felt? Then we get to the headline: led by the unstoppable Linda Lampenius with Pete on vocals. We unpack Linda’s jaw-dropping life story and why her star power alone makes Finland dangerous, before giving our unfiltered take on the staging choices that can either electrify a performance or trap it behind a concept. If you care about Eurovision 2026 odds, Finland’s entry, and how staging can make or break a contender, this one’s for you. Subscribe, share with a Eurovision mate, and leave a review with your prediction: will Finland win it all?#eurovision #eurovisionsong contest #eurovisionpodcast #eurovisionaustralia #eurovisionfunny

Send us Fan MailThis episode we look at Denmark’s pick, Soren Torpegaard Lund, and a Danish-language club track with a very specific plot: hooking up with your ex when you know you shouldn’t. We dig into his musical theatre polish, the “box” staging that can mean glory or failure, and the missing spark that might be holding the performance back. We also address the homophobic backlash and Eurovision’s queer history often turns hate into fuel for even louder support.If you like Eurovision analysis with real-world context, hit subscribe, share the show with a fellow Eurofan, and leave us a review so more people can find it.#eurovision #eurovisionsong contest #eurovisionpodcast #eurovisionaustralia #eurovisionfunny

Send us Fan MailCzechia says “Crossroads” and we immediately hear more than a song title. It’s a snapshot of a country that feels pulled between competing directions, and a Eurovision 2026 entry that could either bloom into a live TV moment or get swallowed by the semi-final machine.We zoom out first, because context matters: political unrest, a new Prime Minister, talk of a no-confidence vote, tension around NATO defence spending expectations, and cuts and reforms that hit public broadcasters and raise real worries about press freedom and disinformation. Then we balance that picture with the other side of the ledger, including big spending on homelessness programs, housing support, and transport upgrades like high-speed rail. That “mixed bag” is exactly why the Crossroads theme lands so cleanly.From there we get personal with the artist. Daniel Ziska is 23, Prague-based, theatre-trained, and clearly aiming high, even prepping a debut album alongside Eurovision. We talk through our first listens, why the track feels like a dramatic film moment, and why the final stretch of the song hinges on those risky big notes.Then comes the brutal Eurovision reality check: Semi-Final Two running order puts Czechia straight after another dramatic ballad with strong odds. If staging is vague or the vocals wobble, the performance could vanish. If the visuals are smart and Daniel delivers live, it could be a genuine slow-burn qualifier. Hit follow, share the pod with a Eurovision mate, and leave a review, then tell us: does Czechia make the grand final?#eurovision #eurovisionsong contest #eurovisionpodcast #eurovisionaustralia #eurovisionfunny

Send us Fan MailCyprus at Eurovision 2026. Cyprus sends Antigoni with “Jalla”, sung in English and Cypriot, and we dig into her background, her reality TV past, and her real performance chops. Then we give our honest Eurovision song review: with slot eight in semi-final two, is it a quiet qualifier or a forgettable filler? If you’ve got a take, we want it. Subscribe, share the show with your Eurovision group chat, and leave a review so more listeners can find us.#eurovision #eurovisionsong contest #eurovisionpodcast #eurovisionaustralia #eurovisionfunny