Downsizing

The calorie counting obviously did not continue over the weekend.Podcast art by joey Rizk

All my calorie counting is about to go out the window.Podcast art by Joey Rizk

Now I'm going to go kick back and ice my toe, if you'll excuse mePodcast art by Joey Rizk

I also banged my shin on my bike and will certainly have a huge bruise. You know, like a kid.Podcast art by Joey Rizk

Got more pork in my gut than a pig farm.Podcast art by Joey Rizk

Also the bike event was actually cancelled due to weather (:Podcast art by Joey Rizk

ABC: Always, Be, ChewingPodcast art by Joey Rizk

Gotta stop and smell the tulips, fellas.Podcast art by Joey Rizk

Yeah it's probably too many XL jokes in the titles this close together... But it was right therePodcast art by Joey Rizk

Sampling kitties and sampling cheeses, baby!Podcast art by Joey Rizk

In retrospect falling off a telephone pole would probably fix the ear issue.Podcast art by Joey Rizk

I meant the title to sound like "Shakira, Shakira" because I couldn't really think of an eating pun with Akira, but I'm not sure if that came across.Podcast art by Joey Rizk

Unfortunately my head's too big for hats....Podcast art by Joey Rizk

I've had an amount of jelly beans in the past 24 hours that I would rather not think aboutPodcast art by Joey Rizk

Literally gagged.Podcast art by Joey Rizk

This couch ain't big enough for the two of us.... Podcast art by Joey Rizk

Who are you going to reach by telephone?Podcast art by Joey Rizk

If you're listening to this, ma'am, I hope things perked up for youPodcast art by Joey Rizk

Sorry if I did a blasphemy!Podcast art by Joey Rizk

Getting a fear of the dark as an adult is craaaaaazy work broPodcast art by Joey Rizk

The smell came out, for what it's worth.Podcast art by Joey Rizk

Golly I didn't even get a chance to talk about anime!Podcast art by Joey Rizk

God I hope this publishes properlyPodcast art by Joey Rizk

I'm already on island time, baby.Podcast art by Joey Rizk

I made him an offer he couldn't refuse and he said he'd think about itPodcast art by Joey Rizk

I'm going to make you an offer you should refusePodcast art by Joey Rizk

The only fitness podcast that commits to 52 weeks straight of sitting on my assPodcast art by Joey Rizk

The fart noise in the add was from Liz's mouth, not my assPodcast art by Joey Rizk

Might have spoken too soon about the feet pain...Podcast art by Joey Rizk

Entering my wearing beanie indoors eraPodcast art by Joey Rizk

Has to be the easiest title joke of the yearPodcast art by Joey Rizk

Oh I also changed my winter tires like a big boyPodcast art by Joey Rizk

Stretching my calves is like polishing Michelangelo's DavidPodcast art by Joey Rizk

I also saw a guy with the worst haircut I've ever seen buy over $100 of trading cards like it was nothingPodcast art by Joey Rizk

I'm sore like a stuck out thumbPodcast art by Joey Rizk

The bikecel saga continues.Podcast art by Joey Rizk

It's all jazz to me, babyPodcast art by Joey Rizk

Gotta invest in a globe for sure.Podcast art by Joey Rizk

Happy Thanksgiving, unless you're ungrateful then sorry bro must be roughPodcast art by Joey Rizk

Biking so much my quads are turning into octosPodcast art by Joey Rizk

I'm moments away from buying katanas onlinePodcast art by Joey Rizk

I'm the hashira of heavy breathingPodcast art by Joey Rizk

I'm just over here pensively watering my rock, thrivingPodcast art by Joey Rizk

A wedding and a concert in one week like I'm in a damn wedding bandPodcast art by Joey Rizk

I'm on the road to having strong opinions about MothraPodcast art by Joey Rizk

Biking to work, packing a lunch, I'm basically European.Podcast art by Joey Rizk

Brb buying some shorts with the butt cushion in themPodcast art by Joey Rizk

At this rate I'll be riding my bike with no handle bars, showing off until I take an inevitable spill.Podcast art by Joey Rizk

I'm straight up a bikecel nowPodcast art by Joey Rizk

I'll be wearing bike shorts by the end of the quarter.Podcast art by Joey Rizk