Downtime with John and Emily
by John Downey
A podcast by brother/sister podcasters John and Emily Downey. they're stumbling through life as millennials and telling you how to do stuff in the meantime. Sit down, relax and laugh along as they try to navigate seemingly simple everyday tasks such as getting rid of mice, making cocktails and-oh yes- recording a podcast.
Episodes
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Episode 204: How to Move
Walk this way. Thanks so much to Sunny Side Down! Give them a follow on Instagram @sunnysidedownband and on spotify https://open.spotify.com/artist/5mol2cE8Ksurr6SKKGnmKc?si=tQE0ysuHRqGpwHNjKV24JA Check out our Network Twitch channel and everything Outlaws at https://linktr.ee/outlawsnetwork...
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Episode 203: How to Get Naked
It’s not as straightforward as you think! No music this week! Send us your original music! [email protected] Check out our Network Twitch channel and everything Outlaws at https://linktr.ee/outlawsnetwork Intro/Outro Music: Ethan Gustavson https://somepointsound.com Cover Art…
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Episode 202: How to Do Your Taxes
Or die trying. Check out all the cool stuff in the public domain or available for free at the internet Archive: https://archive.org/ Check out our Network Twitch channel and everything Outlaws at https://linktr.ee/outlawsnetwork Intro/Outro Music: Ethan Gustavson https://somepointsound.com Cover...
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Episode 201: How to BIG GAME
Where the heck even is Kansas City? Thanks again to King Liar for this week’s music, check them out here! https://linktr.ee/kingliarband Check out our Network Twitch channel and everything Outlaws at https://linktr.ee/outlawsnetwork Intro/Outro Music: Ethan Gustavson https://somepointsound.com...
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Episode 200: How to 2023
We take the Barenaked :Ladies very seriously here. Thanks for sticking around for 200. Thanks to Rosey Reign for the tunes this week, make sure you’re following on Spotify! https://open.spotify.com/artist/0pWaT7WXPeZNMIM0O93coy?si=MMyWXTjET-6FNfoYm4tmzw Check out our Network Twitch channel and...
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Episode 199: How to Work Potpourri
Downey Siblings De-Classified Work Survival Guide is here, take notes. Thanks so much to Mark Thurau for providing the tunes this week, check him out on social media @markthurau and go stream Pretty Loose End again!!!! https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/markthurau/pretty-loose-end Check out our...
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Episode 198: How to Pumpkin Spice Blend
If you want to learn how to make pumpkin spice mix, check this episode out, that’s definitely what it’s actually about. Editor’s Note: Emily’s internet was very spotty during recording which is why you don’t hear too much of her, and why she wasn’t in the sign off. Also I had to edit the crap out...
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Episode 197: How to Survive the MCU
Sometimes you ask your discord for how to suggestions and you decide to talk about Marvel movies instead. Podcasting. Anyway, koin our discord! Hit up Steve Hewitt's comment section on Youtube and make sure to tell him that John and Emily sent you! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfMWLt9J5U4…
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Episode 195: How to Write a Will
You’d be surprised at what The Law™ considers legally binding. Huge shouts out to Fake Pockets, first off for being a kickass band, but also for providing the music this week! Go listen to Better again and the rest of their debut EP RIGHT HERE -> https://fakepocketsband.com/ Check out our Network...
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Episode 194: How to Tell if You Have a Cavity
CW: Birth, Graphic Jokes about Placenta In short, Dentists are liars. Big thanks to Shadow Smile for providing their song Dearly Departed! Check them out here! https://www.shadowsmile.world/ Check out our Network Twitch channel and everything Outlaws at https://linktr.ee/outlawsnetwork…
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Episode 193: How to Lift a Curse
If you were at Vasen in Richmond recently and you put a curse on Emily, we’re onto you and our wrath is coming. Go watch the lyric video for Deadweight by Deadlock now! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExkWNFs-7l0 Check out our Network Twitch channel and everything Outlaws at...
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Episode 192: How to Relate to Your Stepson (feat. Taylor)
Be cool , but don’t try too hard. Check out King Liar if you want more hard rock in your life! The song you heard today was “Gravestones and TV Screens”. https://linktr.ee/kingliarband Check out our Network Twitch channel and everything Outlaws at https://linktr.ee/outlawsnetwork Intro/Outro…
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Episode 191: How to Get a Neighbor to Forgive You (feat. HappyCapster)
Preventively, make sure never to defecate in their yard, and always invite them to your Valentine’s Day Block Parties. If you enjoyed this episode, it was most likely because of Maria a.k.a. HappyCapster, so go connect with them and also hire them for all of your stuff!...
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Episode 190: How to Nuzlocke (feat. Taylor)
Do you love Pokemon, but wish the video games were harder? Do you love Dark Souls, but wish there was more of a creature collection aspect to it? You might enjoy a Pokemon Nuzlocke! Thanks so much to Tricky Susan for the tunes this week, if you enjoyed “Grab”, check out more of Tricky Susan…
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Episode 189: How to Give a Best Man Speech
Just don’t get drunk. HUGE SHOUTS to The Wonderlands for providing their song 16 Going On 23! Check out their tiktok and GO STREAM THE SONG! https://www.tiktok.com/@thewonderlandsband?lang=en https://linktr.ee/thewonderlandsband Check out our Network Twitch channel and everything Outlaws at...
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Episode 188: How to Cram for a Test
No one has ever studied in the quad, stop asking to study together in the quad. This week’s Musical Guest was RONI with her song Afterglow! Thank you so much to RONI, make sure you check out the rest of her music on Spotify! Hit the link!...
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Episode 187: How to Write a Letter
Dear Listener, please rate and review this podcast. It’s free and only takes a couple seconds, but it helps us immensely. Kindest Regards, John and Emily. That’s just a sneak peak of our very effective letter writing abilities.. Huge shouts to Stefan Alexander for the TUNES! If you enjoyed Happy...
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Episode 186: How to Predict the Weather
What we learned today is that animals have their s*** figured out. A million thanks to Strange Neighbors for the music this week! If you enjoyed their BRAND NEW single Window Watching, check out their website! http://www.strangeneighbors.band/ Check out our Network Twitch channel and everything...
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Episode 185: How to Tell You Have ADHD
CONTENT WARNING 3:45 - 5:20 Blood Talk Is you’re last name Downey? I can save you some time. You’ve got it. Big shouts to Merlinsyoshi for the tunes this week, check out his Linktree for more! https://linktr.ee/Merlinsyoshi Check out our Network Twitch channel and everything Outlaws at...
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Episode 184: How to Hang Ten
We’re getting dangerously close to our episode titles meaning absolutely nothing.Huge shouts out to Nastee Chapel for the music this week! Go stream their debut single The Bucket RIGHT NOW! https://linktr.ee/NasteeChapelCheck out our Network Twitch channel and everything Outlaws at...
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Episode 183: How to Catch a Fish
There’s some good advice at the end. Check out Kainga: Seeds of Civilization and appreciate all the amazing work that Somepoint Sound has done on the music! Here’s the Steam link! https://store.steampowered.com/app/1269710/Kainga_Seeds_of_Civilization/ Check out our Network Twitch channel and...
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Episode 182: How to Win a Street Fight
No Rules, Just Right: Out behind the Outback Thanks so much to Mike Turnwall & the Burning Sun for providing the musical interlude for this episode! Check him out on his website! https://www.miketurnwall.com/ Check out our Network Twitch channel and everything Outlaws at...
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Episode 181: How to Solar Punk
Hey this is John, I wasn’t on this episode and I didnt edit it so I don’t know what Solar Punk is, but knowing my sister, it’s something aggressive about gardening or something. Thanks so much to Ian McCuen for providing the musical interlude for this episode! Check them out on their website!...
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Episode 180: How to Prevent Acne
DONT USE PROACTIV Big Shouts to Georgia Owen for her song Off With You! Check out all of her stuff here! https://linktr.ee/Georgiaowenmusic Check out our Network Twitch channel and everything Outlaws at https://linktr.ee/outlawsnetwork Intro/Outro Music: Ethan Gustavson somepointsound.com Cover...
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Episode 179: How to Buy a Unicycle
Let me be clear. Neither of the Downey Siblings know how to ride a unicycle. good thing that’s not what the dingdang episode’s about. go check out more from The Last Recruit! https://linktr.ee/thelastrecruit Check out our Network Twitch channel and everything Outlaws at...
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Episode 178: How to Make a Character
Let’s play some tabletop rpg’s shall we?? Thanks so much to Taylor for jumping in this week, you can find him running our game of DnD 5e titled Aprioria on our twitch channel every first Saturday of the month! Thanks to Au Gres for providing their song Nervous! Check them out and give them a...
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Episode 177: John and Emily are Getting Married!
Order yourself a wedding cake tasting, you’re worth it. Thanks so much again to Amimi for the music this week! Check out all of their stuff through the following link! https://linktr.ee/amimimusic Check out our Network Discord and everything Outlaws at https://linktr.ee/outlawsnetwork Intro/Outro...
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Episode 176: How to Write a Holiday Newsletter
If you’re gonna do it, go all in. Big shouts to Nica for sending in her song Volcano for this weeks episode! Follow the link to find more of her music, check her out on IG: @nicamusicartist and tiktok: @chicanicamusic https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/nica1/volcano Check out our Network Discord…
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Episode 175: How to Be Brave for a Scary Movie
Don’t poop. THanks so much to Katherine Aly for providing the music this week, if you enjoyed Pariah, make sure to follow her on Spotify and check out the music video for the single! https://open.spotify.com/album/1wqGf61aY3mMRjdjxgDRtA https://youtu.be/FR7wH6mtAO4 Check out our Network Discord…
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Episode 174: How to Werewolf Yourself
Protect your loved ones. When the time comes, be prepared to werewolf yourself. psssst… This spotify link goes to Also Joe. You’ll hear his song Moving On in this episode… You should follow his artist page and listen to the rest of his self titled album that just released… You’re welcome....
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Episode 171: How to Make a Fruit Salad
When your twitter outbursts reach critical mass. If you enjoyed (Won’t Be) Out There Alone as much as we did, give The Last Recruit a follow on Instagram @thelastrecruitmusic and on twitter @the_lastrecruit Check out our Network Discord and everything Outlaws at https://linktr.ee/outlawsnetwork...
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Episode 170: How to Be a Good Host
TL;DR: Plungers in every bathroom. I’ll tolerate nothing less. Thanks so much to Somepoint Sound for providing us some beautiful music this week! The composition you heard is from the original soundtrack of The Edge VR, music by Somepoint Sound. If you want to hear more from The Edge VR, check…
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Episode 168: How to Wake Up
Zzzzzzz… Thanks so much to Eyes of Astoria for comin’ on back to Downtime! If you enjoy their song Hurricane Holiday, follow them on Spotify and check out their Album Tales From the Dockside when it drops!…
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Episode 167: How to Pick an In Flight Movie
Whatever you do, M. Night Shyamalan isn’t it. Thanks so much to Jessie DeFranco for sending in her song just pretend! Check out more from Jessie here, and make sure to follow her on Spotify! https://open.spotify.com/album/7rGZcla8qKNcbRghSFC5AV Check out our Network Discord and everything Outlaws…
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Episode 163: How to Barter
We’re just gonna start a Downtime Commune at this point. It’s not a weird cult thing, that’s all in your head. Thanks a million to shallow pools! If you enjoyed their song gardens, check out the rest of their brand new EP on their website shallowpools.com also make sure to pick up some sweet…
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Episode 160: How to Rank the Disney Pixar Films
The Downey Siblings have taken up the mantle once again. A holy light appeared to them from on high and tasked them with ranking all the Disney Pixar films. This is not a funny episode of Downtime with John and Emily. This is John and Emily detailing how they will carry out god’s will. God’s…
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Episode 153: How to Sell Anything
Ever sell someone the shirt off their back? You just have to convince them that the shirt is an NFT that belongs to you and they technically don’t own the design until they pay you. Hacked it, that’s a freebee. Thanks to Cannon Beach for their song Left to Lose! Check out the following link for...
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Episode 152: How to Find a Pot O' Gold
What’s that? St. Paddy’s Day is literally today? So putting out a holiday themed episode is gonna be old news about 12 hours after it drops? Don’t worry listener, there’s PLENTY of poop jokes in there to tide you over ‘til next week’s episode. Thanks to District 21 for the music this week! July…
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Episode 150: How to Have a Secret Office Romance
Office Romances are really hot right now, We know it, you know it. Everyone has the hots for some cutie in their in-person office that they go to, indoors, with other people there. How do you indulge in a spicy tryst without the boss catching wise? Grab your pens and dip ‘em on in this here…
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Episode 149: How to Survive a Quarterlife Crisis
Are you trudging through your mid to late twenties and don’t know what to do about it? Pop this cast into your head craters (the side ones) and catch some knowledge! We’re so grateful to Shannon for stopping by today! Check her out on Outlaws & Old Ones every Thursday at 7pm EDT...
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Episode 148: How to Invest Wisely
Wall Street dudes and Reddit Finance Bros keeping you down? We at Downtime are here to help put a little gas in your money tank. We’re pointing you to the sound investments that are sure to bring in those fast high returns. Between our Nature Sightseeing venture, See World, and our Blood Boy…
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Episode 145: How to Become a Pokemon Master
This episode is for hardcore gamers only. Thanks to Church-Hill for the music this week! Check out more by going to soundcloud.com/churchhilllll Here are some links and resources you can use to continue to support BIPOC and the BLM Movement www.ally.wiki OR tinyurl.com/blmforever...
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A podcast by brother/sister podcasters John and Emily Downey. they're stumbling through life as millennials and telling you how to do stuff in the meantime. Sit down, relax and laugh along as they try to navigate seemingly simple everyday tasks such as getting rid of mice, making cocktails and-oh yes- recording a podcast.
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