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Dr. Matt
by Dr. Matt
Satirical author and blogger Dr. Matt gives advice on relationships, sexuality, life, death, pet ownership, and mustache grooming.You can ask a question to Dr. Matt on SoundCloud, or on the Facebook fan page.
Episodes
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A Sabbatical For My Sabbatical, Part 3
"The next time we meet, we are going to change your life forever." That was what I had said to Brian the last time I'd met with him, and here he was again, sitting on my couch. Normally, I don't think much about just what the heck I say to anyone, but since I'd been on a sabbatical, Brian was the...
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A Sabbatical For My Sabbatical
Folks, I’ve been taking a sabbatical for the first part of this year, which, as you know, is a traditional practice for someone like me who normally does the holy work of bestowing sacred teachings to the masses. Such work can take a lot out of you, as there are a lot of masses, so I decided to...
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A Sabbatical For My Sabbatical, Part 2
Brian sat in my office for about 10 minutes while I thought about what to say to him. You see, I had decided to fix Brian. And, so far, Brian was not an easy person to fix. When Brian came into my office over two months ago, it seemed like he had a fairly simple problem. Everything in his life...
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Hey, Ellen DeGeneres!
Ellen DeGeneres! I know you’ve been waiting for the right time to invite me, Dr. Matt, onto your show. After all, you don’t want to have me on too early, and upstage an upcoming actor like Tom Hanks, but you also don’t want to wait too long, and jeopardize your career. So, I’m here to help, by...
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Your Fatness Is Keeping You From Stuff
Folks, I read a recent article that said what you probably already knew, that parents love their fat kids less. Now, the article admitted that parents probably don’t know this, but their actions said it all. When it came to the fat child, they were less likely to help pay for college or…
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Is it okay to betray a betrayer?
Hello Dr. Matt, My boyfriend and I have been together for almost 2 years, though what we have is a long-distance relationship. Before we finally hooked up, he was broken-hearted because his ex left him. Then, after a while being together, he told me that he loves me and that he no longer loves…
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People Who Set Your Value Suck
With a busy schedule of public speaking and celebrity endorsements, I haven’t had time to take a lot of appointments from clients. However, the other day, a client walked in that I hadn’t seen in a while. He’s the one that I call Freddle, and since I was making up names for him, I thought it...
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Snake Doctors Are Highly Marketable
Recently, I spent some time in Belize doing some humanitarian work. You see, while there are some villages that are geographically isolated and don’t have access to the internet, Belize hasn’t typically been poor enough or problematic enough to attract a celebrity the way that some African...
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Dr. Matt’s Contract With The Internet
Folks, it seems like every year we get to a whole new year. In the past, I know that I’ve said that my only resolution for the new year, if I had one, was to get more famous. But I’ve learned and grown, and I wouldn’t want you to think that that was my only ambition.
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Don’t Not Follow Your Passion! Or Not? No.
Folks, earlier this week, a friend of mine pointed me to this article entitled, cleverly, “Don’t Follow Your Passion.” “It’s really good advice,” my friend told me. Now, I took a gander at this article and it took me a few moments to figure out that it was really bad advice posing as really good...
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Protests in Egypt, Libya, and Your Nursing Home
Folks, I’ve been looking at news from around the world, and I’ve been seeing a common theme. That is, a group of people are saying to another group, “We’re mad as hell, and we aren’t going to take it anymore!” The world is awash with protests, and world and local leaders are now having to face…
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How To Change Your Life In One Easy Step
Folks, occasionally people come into my apartment / office looking for a change. Sometimes it’s a relationship change, or a job change, or a living situation change, or a sex change. Inevitably, in every case, what someone is actually looking for is a way to change something about themselves by...
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Exposing a Whirlwind of Stupidity
I don’t know if you know this, but a crisis can often tell you everything you need to know about a person. Nothing will separate heroes from idiots faster. There are plenty of examples in the world to illustrate this, but one that caught my eye recently came from Sanford, North Carolina.
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Don’t Over-Think How Russell Crowe Relates To Cows
Believe me, no one was more surprised than me when Sally Ann Bopkins came to my office this week. You may remember her from my wildly popular snack-sized book, Just Stop Having Problems, Stupid!, a book which is often handed out at the reception desk of many therapists and psych wards.
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What Does a Gynecologist Do?
Dear Dr. Matt- Hello, My name is Chris and in our High School Biology class, we are doing a project in which we have to interview a certain scientist and make a PowerPoint about that field. I was picked with Gynecologist and I was wondering if you could help me out and answer a few questions. It...
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You Deserve More Than a Crap Sandwich
Folks, it’s time for a change. I don’t mean for me. I’m happy as a clam who has been invited to a clam honoring ceremony, in which he or she is about to receive an award for Most Delightful Clam. I can’t think of other circumstances in which a clam would be happy, so that will have to do. No, I’m...
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It’s Time to Face the Groundhog of Fear
As I’ve been telling you, you and I are going to change your life. Hopefully, you’re up to speed on this, because we’ll be a lot more effective in changing your life completely if you know what’s going on.
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In Defense of Brad Pitt
Not long ago, The Hollywood Reporter, which is some kind of online smut magazine, published a story with this headline: “Brad Pitt Uses ‘Moneyball’ Promotional Tour to Criticize Jennifer Aniston“.
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Dealing With A Problem Parent
This week, a video made its way around the Internet of a Texas judge hitting his 16-year-old with a belt. While the video is difficult to watch for some, I feel like it re-ignites an important and ongoing debate in our culture: whether or not we should publicly flog stupid parents.
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#OccupyYourBedroom
I know what you’re thinking. That whole Occupy Whatever movement has come and gone. While some may argue that’s true, it’s also why I bring this up now. Because after you’ve been out changing the world, it’s time to come inside and Occupy Your Bedroom.
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Top 10 Things To Do Just In Case The World Ends In 2012
Folks, I don’t put much stock in all that hogwash about 2012 being some sort of Apocalyptic year. But, I’m also an advocate of being prepared. So, just in case the world ends in 2012, here are 10 things you should probably do as soon as possible.
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Satirical author and blogger Dr. Matt gives advice on relationships, sexuality, life, death, pet ownership, and mustache grooming.You can ask a question to Dr. Matt on SoundCloud, or on the Facebook fan page.
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