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Dracula's Winkee
by Gregory L Hall
Vacationing in Transylvania, two brothers followed an armadillo into a cave. There, they found ancient recordings on wax cylinders and 8-tracks. And soon realized they had discovered the audio diary of Dracula!A story of forbidden love, ruthless enemies, and the eternal struggle of a vampire and his mega-boomer derp winkee.A story that seems to continue to today...
Episodes
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S2 Ep 2 - Trouble in Paradise. Huey Lewis was right.
Dracula lands in Detroit, and finds the Murder Capital of the World is not at all what was described. Sister Agnes, SD P'Tang, and Teabag McJoy bond over Game Night at Yummy Tummy. Oh, those fun personal questions. Who doesn't want to hear about Sister Agnes' impure thoughts? And speaking of fun,...
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S2 Ep 1 - Dracula...Chews Life...Drinks Blood
As foretold by the prophets and Draft Kings… The PREMIERE of SEASON 2! Dracula in America! Flying into the land where dreams come true. Detroit. Escaping his enemies- The Enclave- to find adventure in a New World. Forbidden loves. Forbidden horror. Moderately accepted snacks. It is time to ride…
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Dracula's Winkee Exposed! - Gretchen Bloom... Kinda Psychic
The Exposed interviews conclude as legendary Hollywood narrator Chardonnay Wafflehutt brings us a Halloween surprise! We sit down with renowned medium Gretchen Bloom…Kinda Psychic! Along with her assistant Vincent, they will contact the spirit world for forbidden secrets from Season Two. Madame...
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Dracula's Winkee Exposed! - The Lost Diary of Dracula
The Exposed exclusive continues, as legendary Hollywood narrator Chardonnay Wafflehutt interviews the people who were there when it all began. This episode, we meet Samuel and Ignatius-- the Derriere Brothers! While vacationing in Transylvania, they followed an armadillo into a cave. There, in…
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Dracula's Winkee Exposed! - The Enclave
Welcome to the Season 2 Special giving an exclusive look into Dracula's Winkee! Every week, legendary Hollywood narrator Chardonnay Wafflehutt introduces the players, all the way up to the Season 2 Premiere on October 9th. This episode we meet the sworn enemies of the Prince of Darkness- THE...
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Dracula's Winkee Season Two trailer!
It's Season Two-- Dracula in America! A new adventure in a new world! Finding new lovers. Enjoying new cuisine. And pursued by righteous enemies- Holy warrior Teabag McJoy. Vatican-sanctioned street pimp SD P'Tang. And the Mo Fo Superior Sister Agnes! The Prince of Darkness. Now with more nudity...
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Dracula’s Winkee Season 1 trailer!
While vacationing in Transylvania, two brothers followed an armadillo into a cave. And discovered ancient recordings... the actual audio diary of Dracula! The Prince of Darkness. Holy warrior nuns and Vatican-sanctioned street pimps. And forbidden lust at a time long before OnlyFans. Whether…
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Quality Time with DRACULA’S WINKEE!
Your one-stop direct communications for all things DRACULA'S WINKEE! Best BFF forever Juan the armadillo gives his weekly affirmation to turn that frown upside down. That means a smile! Legendary Hollywood narrator Chardonnay Wafflehutt answers your fan questions-- with brutal honesty-- in Ask...
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Dracula's 1st Annual WINKEE Awards!
Join us in a celebration of DRACULA'S WINKEE- SEASON ONE. Spotlighting you, the fans! "Dracula's Winkee is like a pinball machine. The comedy comes from everywhere and never where you expect it!" "I laughed so much, I listened two times, just to catch everything!" "The biggest evil is I have to...
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Dracula Exposed! Interview with a Winkee
Legendary Hollywood narrator, Chardonnay Wafflehutt, travels to a secret location to interview an insider with direct knowledge of the Prince of Darkness! Are the ancient audio recordings found in Transylvania the diary of Dracula? Did the two brothers who discovered them really follow an…
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Ep 10 - The Grand Finale! How are we still on?
The Prince of Darkness finally leaves the protection of Transylvania. The Enclave locks down every airport in Europe. Their best assassins wait in the target destinations of New York, Florida, and New Orleans! Will Juan's plan to get Dracula to America work? Can he survive traveling economy…
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Ep 9 - My Safe Word is ’Stroodlehymen’
Dracula! Gretchen Von Stroodlehymen! The night they escaped the Secret Sisterhood of the Divine Traveling Ya-Yas! At last, the story of their forbidden love plays out! Questions are answered. Fates are determined. Do wishful winkees and hopeful hoo-has live happily ever after? Plus Chardonnay...
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Ep 8 - Series Recap in 5 Words or less!
Sister Agnes, Teabag McJoy, and SD P'Tang call an emergency meeting to finalize the extermination of Dracula! Chardonnay Wafflehutt hijacks the recording studio! And legendary TV gameshow host, Sparky Guidonian, puts the pressure on the Enclave to name the Top 3 Destinations Dracula might escape…
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Ep 7 - Her Name was Gretchen, with Two Big T’s
Dracula wallows in a walk of shame after his night with Miriam, the American virgin. His mind can't help but wander to... Gretchen. Reliving the first time they met. And yeah. Probably doing the hummina-hummina haaa. As always, Juan is there to pick up the pieces. But most importantly, we finally...
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Ep 6 - The Enemy of my Enemy Still Hates Me
Teabag McJoy, holy warrior. Sister Agnes, the Mo Fo Superior. SD P'Tang, street pimp extraordinaire. Calling together the world's mightest heroes and enemies of Dracula! Sit in on a meeting with THE ENCLAVE. Plans are set in stone. The net is cast. And scones are served. All this... and Flathead...
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Ep 5 - American Cuisine, with a side of Hummina-Hummina Haaa!
This is the episode everyone has been waiting for... Dracula visits the new village virgin, Miriam! But who is seducing who? To ensure we present a tender narrative about hippular friction, we have asked our male writers to take their dude bro pens out of the room. And we've turned this sexy,...
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Ep 4 - Where There is Juan, There is Two
Dracula's world continues to be smothered in loneliness. When his anger causes an argument with Juan, the BFF offers a tough love solution. There's a new girl in town. Visiting her aunt and uncle… from the far away land of America! Rumor has it she's eager to find out if the legendary passions of...
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Ep 3 - Tonight’s Menu- Green Tea, Sticky Buns, & Death!
Legendary Hollywood narrator, Chardonnay Wafflehutt, takes us by the wrists and yanks us into the dark, dangerous world of Dracula's foes. Two men with hidden pasts meet in a most wicked place-- the tea & scone shop known as Yummy Tummy! One a holy warrior from the Ancient Order of the Prissy...
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Ep 2 - All Paranormal & No Romance makes Drac a Dull Boy
Dracula seeks to escape another torturous nightmare of lost love, Gretchen Von Stroodlehymen. Opening fan mail only depresses the mega-boomer derp vampire more. Then, hope comes from his only friend-- Juan! And you, dear listener, become very jealous. Because is your BFF an armadillo? NO! Yours…
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Ep 1 - The Undead have No Retirement Plan
The truth can finally be told! Legendary Hollywood narrator, Chardonnay Wafflehutt, begins to unravel the actual audio diary of Dracula! Bringing fear to the villages of Transylvania. Escaping ruthless Vatican-sanctioned enemies. And daring to taste forbidden love with the only woman to own...
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Vacationing in Transylvania, two brothers followed an armadillo into a cave. There, they found ancient recordings on wax cylinders and 8-tracks. And soon realized they had discovered the audio diary of Dracula!A story of forbidden love, ruthless enemies, and the eternal struggle of a vampire and his mega-boomer derp winkee.A story that seems to continue to today...
HOSTED BY
Gregory L Hall
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