PODCAST · comedy
Drink the Sauce
by Matt, Nate, and Casey
We were raised in a trailer park with a lot of tough kids. We weren’t tough though, we were the kids with the butterfly nets. My brother and I survived by trying to be funny. This podcast is a collection of stories about our life and some weird news and historical facts we've found.
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The Leg Brain Theory
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You and What Army?
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Blurry Bank Robbers
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Seagulls Pooping on The Boat
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A Low Key Hero
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Talking The Dukes of Hazzard
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Turtlenecks Enrage Rednecks
Turtlenecks enrage rednecks but a shirt with the sleeves ripped off is the most manly thing in the world so what happens in the lizard brain of a standard redneck when you mix the two. only science will answer the question.
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Uppity Auto Correct
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No Pee, No Peace – The Fight for Women’s Rights Starts in the Queue
There are lots of fronts in the fight for women's rights but possibly the most vital is equal time in queue for equal pee.
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Your Brain Keeps Bad Jokes Like a Plumbing Trap
Your brain has a special mechanism that helps it remember bad jokes while all of the good ones and relevent information passes through without a trace.
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Oh, This? Just unicycling with a robin hood hat and feather, it ain’t no thing.
In the escalating arms race that is the wacky hipster hat contest one high schooler went all in with a robin hood hat and a huge feather. No big deal though that is his style.
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If You Keep Your Booze in a Dead Animal You May Need Help
Rock bottom can look like a lot of things but hefting a growler of mystery spirits out of the carcase of a dead elk is rock bottom in all cases.
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The Bagpipe Comando Mad Jack
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Dang Dog, That is Pimp Tight.
These days it is hard to tell if a kid is having a tourettes episode or is simply trying to describe his affinity for a product.
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Robert Liston – Speed Surgeon
Most people don't want to hear the word speed associated with their surgeon. Robert Liston once had a 300% mortality rate and did even worse.
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If life is measured by the moments that take your breath away asthmatics are lucky
There is a bit of home decor aphorism that claims that life is beast measured in moments that take your breath away. By that standard who is luckier than a two-pack a day smoker, or a lung cancer patient?
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Drunk pregnant fighting lady at Sir-Mix-A-Lot concert
Sometimes a lady just had to break up a fight between two drunk girls because one of them was pregnant. We were all just trying to enjoy some Seattle rap when these trifling hoes start some static. C'mon guys, be cool.
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Sir-Mix-Enough-To-Get-By
When rappers fall on hard times they have to still pay the bills, and a few back taxes.
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An Anaconda Won’t Eat Just Anything
You have to understand that even snakes have standards and Sir-Mix-Alot's anaconda prefers to eat when there are flovorful bread options.
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Crap is a Naughty Word?
When you are raised in a house where they use 'hell' and 'damn' as everyday adjectives it is hard to know that using the word crap might get you in deep crap in some houses.
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Singers Face
They cannot just sing and let that be enough they have to make a singing face and let you know they are pouring on skill now.
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How Many Times Can I Be Hit By A Bear? – A Redneck Hits Like a Bear
I don't know how many times I can be hit by a bear and live, but I guess it is somewhere between 0 and 1. Matt points out that some of those drunked up rednecks can hit like a dang bear.
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Our Majestic Garbage Eating Symbol of Freedom
Sometimes freedom is just another word for nothing left to loose. If you want to get a good look at our national symbol check the garbage dump in what could in no way be interpreted as a metaphor for anything.
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Doing Research On Einstein’s Stolen Brain
The man who stole Einstein's Brain Does Research on it.
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Paying Debt with a Piece of Einstein’s Brain
Can you pay debt with a piece of Einstein's brain.
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Buttball and Getting Hit in the Choad with a Tennis Ball
Nerds get abused while playing buttball.
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Thinking About He-Man, His Haircut, and All the Crap He Had To Lift Over His Head
How many things did He-Man have to lift over his head.
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Slobbered the Death
My dog finds some baby birds and slobbers them to death.
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Rhonda Beats Someone Up With Our Butterfly Nets
Rhonda put our butterfly net over the kids face and then punched him through the netting. Blood got on our nets and she broke the metal ring. We were too scared to say anything.
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Huckin’ Stuff, Deckin’ People in the Face, and Bookin’ It
Use huck, decked, and booked it in a senctence, "My dad hucked a beer at me so I decked him in the face and booked it to my friend's house."
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Making Homemade Weapons
Our dad had a lot of tools and saw blades laying around and we had a lot of time, naturally we made amazing homemade weapons. Ninja weapons a medieval weapons mostly.
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Town Holds Demolition Derby to Raise Money for Man Injured in Demolition Derby
What do you do if someone gets injured in a demolition derby? Hold a fund raiser with another demolition derby of course. If it wasn't for the overly cautious bad guy they could pull off the event without any problems.
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A Ballerina Gracefully Steps on Male Crotches to Get Across the Stage
For two young boys a ballerina gracefully stepping from one cod piece to the next is too much. We can't stop laughing and people around us are annoyed.
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The Hadron Collider is causing history to repeat itself
History is repeating itself since the Hadron Collider opened some sort of time looping hole.
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
We were raised in a trailer park with a lot of tough kids. We weren’t tough though, we were the kids with the butterfly nets. My brother and I survived by trying to be funny. This podcast is a collection of stories about our life and some weird news and historical facts we've found.
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Matt, Nate, and Casey
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