Drive By Movie Massacre

Send us Fan MailIt's been a while, Blue has been doing some fatherly duties and exams so we have been away but we are back!! We are looking at the movie of the moment, Project Hail Mary, but not before some random ramblings that we all know you love. Support the show

Send us Fan MailIf there ever was a difficult movie to make great, it would be the bridge between Fellowship of the Ring and Return of the King. The Two Towers sits as the bridge of a perfect trilogy. Come with us as we talk all things Two Towers and you might even find out about what really happened when Vigo kicked that helmetSupport the show

Send us Fan MailWe look back at the movies released in 2025 and the movies we seen for the first time in 2025, plus a little look forward to the movies that are coming out in 2026.Support the show

Send us Fan MailIn this episode we compare Roland Emmerich's Independence Day with Steven Spielberg's War Of The Worlds and talk about how 9/11 changed the movie landscape. These movies at their core are essentially the same movie but told in both tonally and visually different styles. Come along as we sit down and discuss how this not only changed the movie landscape but also changed movies for us as mid-late teens when this tragic event took place.Support the show

Send us Fan MailA retrospective look over one of the greatest movies ever made. It's hard to believe that this movie is 50 years old and still looks incredible, sounds incredible and continues to wow fans even after all these years.Support the show

Send us Fan MailThis month we focus on one of the greatest buddy cop movies franchises in cinema history, the Lethal Weapon quadrilogy. Sadly we have no added saxophone as I was not able to get a good sample. Support the show

Send us Fan MailIn this episode we look at A Night To Remember, the 1958 telling of that fateful night in 1912 when the Titanic hit an iceberg and slipped beneath the waves. We compare this to the 1997 epic Titanic directed by powerhouse director James Cameron. Support the show

Send us Fan MailThis month we look at the well known and relatively unknown NASA movies over time. Alan has a few surprise movies for me and I forgot one of my favourite NASA movies of all time!Support the show

Send us Fan MailThis month we talk about a director who really shaped the movies of our youth. He is the man behind Ghostbusters, Kindergarten Cop and Draft Day. He also arguably helped propel one of the greatest action hero's of our generation into new genres and help people understand that he was more than just the Terminator. Support the show

Send us Fan MailA deep and rambling dive into the world of Jurassic Park and Jurassic World. Despite all sense of sanity and reasoning this movie franchise continues to chug along making hundreds of millions of dollars and we make our way through the movies and discus our favorite...and not so favorite parts. Support the show

Send us Fan MailIn our first episode of 2025 we dive into the universe of Firefly and its cinematic continuation Serenity. Join us as we explore the elements that made this short-lived series a cultural phenomenon, from Joss Whedon's blend of space-western storytelling to the unforgettable characters who stole our hearts. We discuss the impact of its premature cancellation and how Serenity provided some closure to the beloved story in some but not all aspects. Whether you're a die-hard Browncoat or a newcomer to the 'Verse, this episode is packed with insights, Easter eggs, and love for the crew of Serenity. So grab your goggles, and let's take a ride into the black! Support the show

Send us Fan MailTo end 2024 we decided to actually do our parody episode and as usual we went on a bit of a ramble talking about parodies and a fair few other things. It's been a rough 2024 with myself being ill for a large part of it but the plan is to get back on track for 2025, bring you even more rambling and hopefully some joy and entertainment along the way.Happy Christmas and Happy New YearSupport the show

Send us Fan MailThis was a bit of a ramble as we come back after some real life drama with Blue loosing his job and going into hospital for a while. Now we are back on track with even more rambles than before plus a little look at the movie Trap, definitely a film in two halves. Jump in and join us for our patented movie rambles while we keep you entertained and inject a little laughter into your day.Support the show

Send us Fan MailApologies for the lengthy delay, I forgot to upload when we recorded in August then decided it was more fun to go into hospital with meningitis then have to change jobs. So now that real life is out of the way we are back on track...kind of. This month we talk about movies we forgot we had ever seen. Probably the most difficult podcast to prepare for but it has some really fun conversations in it.Support the show

Send us Fan MailEver wondered how a fantasy epic like "The Lord of the Rings" continues to captivate audiences decades after its release? Join us on a nostalgic journey through Middle Earth as we reminisce about the first film, "The Fellowship of the Ring," and its groundbreaking impact. We kick things off with some light-hearted banter about age and memory, before diving into a rich discussion about the film's release, its reception, and the peculiar Oscar distribution across the trilogy. You'll also get a peek into our personal experiences with Tolkien's books, including our mixed feelings about the enigmatic Tom Bombadil.We also explore the broader cultural significance of fantasy literature, drawing parallels between Tolkien's intricate world-building and historical influences like the Anglo-Saxon Rohirrim and Mongol-inspired Easterlings. Our conversation touches on the challenges of casting in fantasy films, especially when balancing the integrity of source material with modern casting practices. As we dissect the careers of actors before they became household names, you'll hear fascinating insights into how they brought Middle Earth to life, from Sean Bean's pre-Boromir roles to Viggo Mortensen's last-minute casting as Aragorn.Finally, we revel in the epic action sequences and iconic moments that define the trilogy, all underscored by Howard Shore's masterful soundtrack. From the visual splendor of sweeping IMAX shots to the profound emotional arcs of characters like Gandalf and Boromir, we celebrate the monumental task Peter Jackson faced in satisfying a diverse fanbase. Join us as we reflect on the lasting legacy of "The Lord of the Rings," the artistry behind its creation, and its enduring place in the pantheon of fantasy cinema.Support the show

Send us Fan Mail In this episode of Drive By Movie Massacre, we journey through the chaotic timelines and alternate realities of the Terminator franchise to dissect the three distinct versions of Terminator 3. From the explosive action of "Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines," to the reimagined narratives of "Terminator: Dark Fate," and finally the one with the weird name, we explore how each interpretation envisions the battle between humans and Skynet. Join us as we compare storylines, character arcs, and the ever-evolving portrayal of the iconic T-800. Whether you're a die-hard fan or new to the series, this episode promises a comprehensive and entertaining review of the Terminator 3 multiverse. Support the show

Send us Fan MailDue to our regular recording laptop dying mid cast we have a delay this month. This is our re-recording talking about how movies can get future technology so right in some ways, so wrong in others. This was a fun one in a new set up so come along for the ride and see if you have any thoughts on how movies are sometimes constrained by the technology of the day.Support the show

Send us Fan MailThis month we discuss the holy trinity of Nicolas Cage movies, The Rock, Con Air and Face Off. Arguably his best three, while not highest-grossing, movies. We look at how The Rock is the best James Bond movie, how movie special effects have changed over the years and how an actor of such amazing talent just seems to want to have fun sometimes. Support the show

Send us Fan MailThe glitz and the glam and the controversy! Every year the OSCAR's pulls in the great, the good and the rest of Hollywood for a celebration of the previous year's movies but what really goes into the "Best Picture" winner? It's not really art and its not really technical, its not even box office. It's something else and we sit down to talk about what we love and hate about this award show. Support the show

Send us Fan MailA little later than normal but real life has been sorted and we have our venture into the world of movies and we have picked sports movies. Join us as we venture into the world of sports movies, giving our recommendations on what is good, whats bad and why Paul Bettany is just great in general.Support the show

Send us Fan MailIts been number one on IMDB forever, probably since the invention of the internet, but is it the best movie ever made?Support the show

Send us Fan MailThis month we celebrate our 2 year aniversary, you are as shocked as we are! To celebrate we are picking one of our favourite gaming genre's in trains and looking at some of the movies that are out there for all you train fans.Support the show

Send us Fan MailDive into the digital realm with our Matrix franchise podcast! Join us as we dissect the iconic sci-fi series, exploring its mind-bending philosophy, groundbreaking special effects, and the enduring impact it's had on pop culture. Get ready to question your reality and uncover hidden truths in this immersive audio journey through The Matrix.Support the show

Send us Fan MailObviously everyone's favorite Joker is Leto but we need to know who is a distant second. Will it be Nicholson, Ledger or Phoenix?  We even discuss Cesar Romero's distant rendition of the character and also get into who is the Joker. It is quite a contentious subject as everyone has their own interpretation of the white-painted man. Support the show

Send us Fan MailJoin us as we go over some of the movies and directors we feel are overrated and overhyped plus a few movies that we think are overall fantastic. Get some movie insights, terrible accents, awesome quotes and the best seaways you can buy or your money back**no money will be refunded, we are poor!Support the show

Send us Fan MailSo we had a plan for this episode then it went sideways and we just sort of rambled for an hour, its really fun ramblings so come check us out. Alan goes over Hypnotic and I talk about Extraction 2. Support the show

Send us Fan MailJoin us as we waffle yet again about all things movies. This month we have Star Trek in our sights. Something very close to our hearts and a franchise that has had its ups and downs, sadly way more downs recently. It's a bit of a long one this time but I promise it is worth it. I should point out that when we recorded this my amazing daughter decided to give me a cold so there is some coughing that has been cut out. Support the show

Send us Fan MailThis month we talk about the trilogy we loved and then hated and not we sorta kinda love again. Yes, that is a sentence, but being Scottish, we all know English is not my first language.  With the absolute shambles that Disney put out for the sequel trilogy (its still to soon to talk about it) we reflect on when Star Wars came back to us. Support the show

Send us Fan MailDid you know he was in a porno! Not sure if this is an urban legend. We could have checked but where is the fun in that? It's on the Internet so it must be true. This month we are throwing some Sly movies in between our ramblings and spending at least 10 minutes gushing about one of our favorite movies. Come join us to find out what one it is!Support the show

Send us Fan MailWith 39 movies to his director credit and many more as a producer as I found out on the podcast we look at his best and worst movies and ask the question, why do people put tomato sauce on bacon rolls? I mean brown sauce is way better. We also ask the question "is he the greatest director of our movie-watching generation".  Tune in to find out what movies we think are his best and also our favorite. Bonus points if you can name the movies we think are his worst. Support the show

Send us Fan MailWe deep dive into the fun world of plot holes. What is it, what makes them fun and what makes them infuriating!Support the show

Send us Fan MailEpisode is late apologies I have some real-life drama going on and have not been in the headspace to record but we are back now. We are going over our favorite Christmas movies and then there is a good hour of waffle at the end.Support the show

Send us Fan MailWe finally get to talk about Moonfall. It is probably the most fun movie of 2022, it is so underappreciated plus it has more twists than a Shyamalan movie!! Then we get into some waffles about Star Wars, Lord of the Rings and House of Dragons. Come join us on what is one of our most fun episodes to date!Support the show

Send us Fan MailIf you love dancing in suspenders in an action romcom crossover then you are going to love RRR. Join us as we break down our favorite moments of this excellent Netflix movie that 50% of your podcast hosts loved!Support the show

Send us Fan MailThe Mummy was one of those movies in the 90's that really captured a whole generation of movie lovers. It mixed action and adventure with romance and comedy for what is arguably one of the best movies of the decade. Hot off the heals of our Tom Cruise episode we just flat out ignore his Mummy movie and look at the original trilogy, blocking out that abomination...well I say abomination, its still better that Episode 9. Support the show

Send us Fan MailSo I posed the question of Tom Cruise being the last big box office draw, the Last Action Hero. What is it about him that makes people go to the cinema. While Marvel movies are essentially rinse and repeat movies Top Gun had the perfect mix of nostalgia, action and story. It was a return to the Summer Blockbuster. Support the show

Send us Fan MailDid you know that if you watch the 6 Alien movies in reverse order they get better and better? We take a nose dive into the 6 Alien moves to find out why we love the old ones, what has changed in 40 years and where do we see the franchise going next.Support the show

Send us Fan MailThis month we go over some great movies that either did not make their money back or had financial success but were panned. Expect some Hudson Hawk, Battleship and more as we dive into our favorite flops!Support the show

Send us Fan MailWhat makes a good montage? Join us as we look at some of our favorite montages over the years and how the can add to movies. We also look at how a montage can make or break a movie and how some montages are so great that you don't even know they are there. Support the show

Send us Fan MailLets talk disaster movies. What is better between Armageddon and Deep Impact? Why is James Bond vs Skynet a better film than Volcano...or is it? We deep dive into some of our favorite disaster movies plus then there is some bonus waffling at the end.Support the show

Send us Fan MailIn this episode we find out what decade Alan thinks has the best moves, what epic franchise he will start when Amazon decides to fund his TV series and again we go off on more tangents than the average Billy Connolly show.Support the show

Send us Fan MailSometimes movies are so bad that you cant finish them, other times they are just bad enough to make you suffer through the full run time. This month we go over what are our top picks for the worst movies we have managed to finish. Support the show

Send us Fan MailThis month we dive deep into the Bondverse and have as much fun as Oddjob at a hat convention. We discus our favorite and least favorite Bonds, the movies and who should pick up the mantle of Bond going forward.Support the show

Send us Fan MailWelcome to our 3rd episode ingeniously labelled as number 2 just to confuse and intrigue you. In this episode we find out I have a love for sequels, Alan has a love for early 90's movies and after our selections we waffle for a good 30 minutes. Come join us to find out our top 3 guilty pleasure movies and hopefully find a wee gem to watch for yourself.Support the show

Send us Fan MailThis month we talk about our top/favorite WW2 era movies. Come join us and see if you agree with our choices or do you have any films we have missed off our list. Support the show

Send us Fan MailOur first episode is a test run of our format as well as a run down of our favorite submarine movies.  Support the show