Drunk Bitches & Politics

Episodes

1. 30

   Episode 30: Hello Caryn!

   You KNOW we had to talk about the impeachment hearings! Taylor, Kent, Yovanovitch- we hit on everything you need to know from the first week. We go tin foil hat a couple of times, we go back in time to 2016, and we speculate on Trump’s life after office before we gleefully discuss Roger Stone’s...

   Nov 19, 2019

   2h 09m
2. 35

   Bonus: Virginia is for Voters

   We couldn’t wait until our regularly scheduled day to talk about Tuesday night’s election results. We cover the amendments in Texas, the big governor race in Kentucky, and all the winning in Virginia. And after celebrating these success stories, we speculate on 2020 where talk turns to Field…

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   Nov 11, 2019

   1h 00m
3. 29

   Episode 29: Everybody F*cking Everybody

   DBAP is back after a couple of week’s hiatus!! We give you the latest rundown on Orangeman’s looming impeachment proceedings, discuss the US Congresswoman Katie Hill’s tragic throuple relationship, get some breaking news while we are recording, and cover what might be next for Beto since his…

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   Nov 4, 2019

   1h 39m
4. 33

   Bonus: Hello Wine, Part 1

   Rae & Michelle were on vacation, so we have a special “all the wines” episode to tide you over. We will be back with a new episode Monday, November 4. Like this special episode? Let us know!

   Oct 28, 2019

   20m
5. 28

   Episode 28: Casual Conversations are for the Weak

   It was an extremely heavy news week, and we did our best to cover it all. We kick it off with all things in impeachment news, before getting into a heated discussion about 2 people that watched a football game. Mishy gives us all the latest on Turkey, Syria and the Kurds, and we try to hit a few...

   Oct 14, 2019

   1h 26m
6. 27

   Episode 27: Fifty Shades of Warren

   Michelle, our host, is back this week! And thank goodness because we had so much fuck shit to cover. We begin with an update from Mishy on the Amber Guyger murder trial of Botham Jean with verdict and sentencing, including reactions from Brandt’s emotional testimony. Michelle covers the latest…

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   Oct 7, 2019

   1h 40m
7. 26

   Episode 26: The Biggest Snitch in this Bitch

   A co-host is missing this week so you get two girls, one pod, and a late episode. This is the week for some overdue justice. Trump might be getting impeached, and to celebrate, we got some sponsored impeachment juice from a Super Drunk Delegate. Amber Guyger sheds some invisible damn tears for...

   Oct 2, 2019

   1h 55m
8. 25

   Episode 25: Naruto Run

   This week, we're back to the regular scheduled programming in full force. Grab a couple of bottles and be prepared to go over the craziest week. Topics this week include a whistleblower complaint on 45, even though it should be sirens at this point. Rudy Giuliani goes ape shit on live TV and…

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   Sep 23, 2019

   1h 53m
9. 24

   Episode 24: “I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.”

   North Carolina Republicans have a sneaky vote on 9/11, and no one knew what was happening, even reporters. We then talk Real ID and find out if Mishy ever got her driver’s license renewed. Tangents include offending Italians, Welcome Back Kotter, and the super-secret Flower Mound DPS office. As...

   Sep 20, 2019

   52m
10. 23

    Episode 23: Rae Picked a Good One

    You’ve listened to everyone else’s hot takes on the 3rd debate, now sit down with us. Grab a whole damn bottle, because we’re gonna need it! Yes it was down to one night, but there were still TEN PEOPLE ON STAGE, Y’ALL. We run down who they were, how much talk time they got, who had memorable...

    Sep 17, 2019

    1h 12m
11. 26

    Bonus: Shots! There’s No Rules!

    Mishy & Michelle are sick, so we are going into our reserve and pulling out an unaired episode we recorded in July. We’ve got our third Shots! episode and we’re already not following our own rules. Oh well, that’s what happens when we’re 4 bottles in. We hit on 90 Day Fiancé as a Drunk Delegate...

    Sep 7, 2019

    38m
12. 22

    Episode 22: Satan’s Wine

    We got a lot to talk about this week y’all, and we are the Segue Queens. We kick it off with a rundown of the candidates that are leaving the race and Stacey Abrams, whose official title should be Gatekeeper of Democracy and Voter Protection. We hit on Trump’s latest crazy talk about repealing…

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    Aug 26, 2019

    1h 33m
13. 21

    Episode 21: There's Only One T Because There's Only One Mat

    DBAP has our first guest! Mat Pruneda, Democratic candidate for US House District 26 (TX) and honorary Bitch, joins us for cocktails and political discussion, and tries to steer clear of any of our usual raunchy banter. We chat about Trump’s desire to purchase Greenland, the Pentagon wanting to…

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    Aug 19, 2019

    1h 50m
14. 20

    Episode 20: Blame it on the Alcohol

    We made it to Episode 20 y’all and DBAP is celebrating with some margaritas! Mishy gives an interesting description of the tequila, you don’t want to miss it. We discuss the aftermath of the latest mass shootings in El Paso and Dayton, and we have a LOT of tin foil hats on related topics. Mishy...

    Aug 12, 2019

    1h 18m
15. 19

    Episode 19: The Clifford Guy

    DBAP discusses the 2nd round of Democratic debates, and yes, they are still a gazillion people running. We share our personal highlights plus winners/losers of both nights, and also our dream that round 3 will have less than 10 people on just one night. One can only hope, right?? Somehow in there...

    Aug 5, 2019

    1h 17m
16. 18

    Episode 18: Mueller’s Last Stand, or “I said what I said”

    So much this week, so little time to discuss it all, but DBAP gives it the old college try. Of course wine always helps, and we try a red Zinfandel this week- who knew this even existed?! We explore the Mueller testimony, in all its great boring details, but there are a couple of aha moments.…

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    Jul 29, 2019

    1h 49m
17. 17

    Episode 17: Mufasa

    The Drunk Bitches have their first wine sponsor! Thank you to our Drunk Delegate and listener, Beast! It was so awesome Mishy did a research paper on it. This week, DBAP take on the awful version of a human that is Epstein and his enabler Acosta, and we definitely have on our tinfoil hats for…

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    Jul 19, 2019

    1h 31m
18. 19

    Bonus: Shots! We have a Black Ariel Y’all

    Disney announced the new Ariel and social media EXPLODED, so you know DBAP had to talk about it. Rae drops her Disney knowledge, Mishy drops her knowledge about Halle Bailey and we all talk about the power of the black dollar. Side note- neither Mishy nor Michelle know what a dinglehopper is.

    Jul 19, 2019

    25m
19. 16

    Episode 16: One if by Land, Two if by Delta

    This week we discuss, over some damn good wine, the Orangeman’s tragic rain filled display of authoritarianism (cliff notes- it was a dick measuring contents and Trump came up short). We dive into some very interesting poll numbers after the Dem debates so get out your calculators, and maybe go…

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    Jul 8, 2019

    1h 18m
20. 15

    Episode 15.2: “Ms. Harris if You’re Nasty” Reigns On (Debate Night 2)

    We’re back and drunker than ever for Night 2 of the Dem Debates! Love was in the air from spiritual candidate Marianne but not for Uncle Joe, as he displayed his ugly old white guy ways and quadruple downed on past mistakes. Kamala had us sipping all that tea (well, alcohol in our case), we tried...

    Jul 5, 2019

    1h 32m
21. 15

    Episode 15.1: The Texas Showdown (Debate Night 1)

    This week, DBAP has TWO episodes and they are all about the first of many Democratic presidential candidate debates. In this first episode, we break it down for you- the winners, the losers, the mishaps and blunders, it’s all here for you folks. And we get on a tangent about healthcare in our...

    Jul 1, 2019

    1h 04m
22. 14

    Episode 14: For Pete's Sake

    DBAP was definitely not at a loss for topics this week including vinegary sock wine- wut??!? The white male Dem candidates gave us plenty of problematic shit this week to discuss but have no fear, Elizabeth Warren has a policy for it. And in our round table we cover the atrocities at the border,...

    Jun 24, 2019

    1h 50m
23. 13

    Episode 13: Sanders, Steward and Sangiovese

    DBAP is baaack!!! This week we discover we’re much better at drinking French wine than pronouncing it. We discuss Trump’s juvenile behavior during his interview with George, Aunt Lydia’s departure, sip on some Melania tea, and get to hit on several other news stories such as the Sudan crisis and...

    Jun 17, 2019

    1h 31m
24. 13

    Bonus: Shots! I'm Pro "You Do You Boo"

    DBAP’s new feature episode “Shots!” Who doesn’t like games while they’re drinking?? The Drunk Bitches do! So we wrote down a handful of topics, threw them in a bowl, set the timer for 5 minutes for each subject picked at random, and had a blast! Topics such as the Mueller statement, Dems...

    Jun 3, 2019

    39m
25. 12

    Episode 12: Cork is Roughage

    DBAP is back after last week’s hiatus, and we will never do that again- we missed each other way too much!! We get to hear all about Mishy’s experience at the Young Dems Convention, we discuss the doctored video that tries to trash Nancy and go off on a tangent that somehow includes... Instagram...

    May 28, 2019

    1h 24m
26. 11

    Episode 11: The Art of the Conceal

    DBAP was sassy and saucy this week, with each other and about Trump being the biggest loser in America. Later, we discuss the shit storm surrounding abortion rights. We celebrate Mishy’s birthday and finally answer listener questions. Wine connoisseur, Mishy, tastes whatever notes you're supposed...

    May 14, 2019

    2h 26m
27. 10

    Episode 10: Y'all Want Some Chicken?

    DBAP talks about the connection between shutting down the Domestic Terrorism Unit and the rise in attacks by white supremacists, but we counter that with a bit of hope in our fight against gun violence. Mishy fills us in on her Battleground Texas summit and her badassery. Then we pay homage to…

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    May 6, 2019

    1h 26m
28. 9

    Episode 9: Joe Didn't Fall off the Turnip Tree

    DBAP gets excited about the possibility of student loan forgiveness, and an Air Force veteran and working mom dropping the gauntlet in a battle with Cornyn. Biden gets our attention again, this time as an actual candidate, and Jen oozes sarcastic enthusiasm at the prospect of a scrappy Irish...

    Apr 29, 2019

    1h 17m
29. 8

    Episode 8: This Episode is Called "Fuck Shit"

    DBAP brings you their take on the long awaited Mueller Report, discusses the latest controversies surrounding Rep. Ilhan Omar, and brings you the Q1 fundraising efforts of the top presidential candidates. Jen tries new things, Mishy crosses a potential sponsor off the call list with her Asshole…

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    Apr 22, 2019

    2h 20m
30. 7

    Episode 7: Issa Lot

    DBAP chats about Julian Assange, and more importantly where the cat is, the boring yet revealing testimony of AG William Barr, the multiple vacancies within our government agencies, Aunt Becky and the college admissions scandal, and our thoughts on the arson that destroyed three black churches in...

    Apr 15, 2019

    2h 01m
31. 6

    Episode 6: Can I Sniff the Back of Your Head?

    Hello Drunk Delegates! DBAP takes a girls trip to west Texas to try new wines (so many wines), take a gaze at the stars, then we get serious about the Biden kerfuffle, pay homage to Nipsey Hussle, and discuss white hypocrisy as it relates to gang culture. Oh yeah and Michelle updates everyone on...

    Apr 9, 2019

    1h 10m
32. 5

    Episode 5: Tin Foil Hat Time

    The DBAP gals discuss Mueller's and Barr’s reports, the ethics surrounding it, and to charge or not to charge- that is the question. Holy cow, did you catch The Orangeman’s insane Pennsylvania rally? We then travel to Chicago for more tinfoil time with the Jussie Smollett case and sing the…

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    Apr 2, 2019

    52m
33. 4

    Episode 4: Beto is Running Okurrr

    FINALLY!!!! Beto stepped away from his heavy metal concerts and long bike rides around EP (that stands for El Paso for your non-Texans) long enough to announce he’s running for POTUS 2020. Oh, and fuck Coke. And one of us tries their hardest to pronounce “OKURRRR”.

    Apr 2, 2019

    1h 23m
34. 3

    Episode 3: Cohen Bringing Receipts and Cancelled Checks

    Cohen’s hearing was this week and it was a hot mess. The DBAP gals have already had more than their share to drink while discussing hearing topics and stars of the hearing like AOC. Cohen is trash but he may be all we have to get the Orangeman.

    Apr 2, 2019

    32m
35. 2

    Episode 2: Ms Harris if You're Nasty

    Senator Kamala Harris is running for POTUS, and btw, how do you pronounce her name? Better yet, for African Americans, Kamala is not necessarily a slam dunk; due to her prosecutorial history, she may not be the best advocate for criminal justice reform, because “not all skin folk are kinfolk”. Is...

    Apr 2, 2019

    34m
36. 1

    Episode 1: Howard Schultz Thank You Next

    Who is DBAP? Pour yourself a drink and find out! We discuss current political events and issues of the day of the week while washing it down with alcohol and humor because we could all use a drink at this point right? Today we discuss a short list of those who’ve put their hat in the Dem race to...

    Apr 2, 2019

    1h 04m