DRUNK PARENTS

Episodes

1. 48

   Episode 48: The Sitter Cancelled

   Ya-ya-ees. Inevitable cosmetic surgery. The Pattern. Some quick parenting updates. Rachel’s side piece. And another round of Cheat, Leave or Poison. What’s a 14 month break between friends? We might be a bit rusty but we’re back, and throwing down into your ear cavities with an extended episode.…

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   Jul 25, 2019

   56m
2. 47

   Episode 47: $20 Marriage Therapy

   Failure Cocktails. Bed Beats. The cure for marriage and a naughty giveaway. H&M A-holes. Snapchat dysmorphia. And an unnecessary plug. Our unplanned hiatus is over and we’re back, baby! We missed those ear holes of yours!

   Apr 12, 2018

   33m
3. 46

   Episode 46: It's the January Talking

   Nor’easters. Olympic anticipation. The weighted blanket we never knew we needed. An offensive almost-gift. A challenge for Moms & Pops. And a desire for actual politicians. Go figure. Here’s to starting your year off right - with quiet kids and a good cocktail.

   Jan 27, 2018

   31m
4. 45

   Episode 45: Bring in Miles Finch

   CandyChatas. WTF is up with crypto currency. A fun way to get your freakier freak on. The glory of Pooks. Positive talk for 2018. And a special holiday PSA. Join us, as we crush this Christmas Season as best we can without the help of an angry elf.

   Dec 21, 2017

   31m
5. 44

   Episode 44: Home from Disney

   Winter margaritas. The most magical, unsexy place on earth. An emotionless, family departure. A guilty music pleasure. And the anticipation of the night ending with O's. All kinds of improper things to share with loved ones over turkey and alcohol. All the alcohol.

   Nov 22, 2017

   28m
6. 43

   Episode 43: Practice Safe Slang

   Suck It, Thanksgivings. The Do's and Don'ts of slanging. An afterschool special moment. The making of an unwanted core memory. And friending old crushes. This episode is like pumpkin spice for your ears. So settle in and enjoy.

   Nov 13, 2017

   33m
7. 42

   Episode 42: We had growing up to do

   Kentucky Mules and Medicinal Wine. A second life for genitalia. An occasional Dark Phoenix. A weekend with Wolverine. A morning talk show fail. And an f'ing ode to autumn. We've been saving up the inappropriateness for a month. It's time to uncork it. Enjoy.

   Oct 26, 2017

   29m
8. 41

   Episode 41: Pregnancy Scare

   Gin Namers. Going down the rabbit hole of what's hopefully an impossibility. The horror of Yankee Candles. Goodwill Date Night. And prepping for the future dating life of our daughters. Enjoy listening with wine, whiskey, beer or Zima. But c'mon, Zima? Really?

   Sep 25, 2017

   29m
9. 40

   Episode 40: The Most Wonderful Time

   Anniversary Palomas. Back to school stress joy. The search for a nanny. An unforeseen bitmoji incident. Lame and sexy sex games. And reflecting back on a year of podcasting. A year! That's a lot of booze and inappropriateness. Here's to keeping it going.

   Sep 8, 2017

   32m
10. 39

    Episode 39: Phub Less

    Wondermelon Martinis of Equality. How to know if you're old. Invisibility as the smart choice. Money or youth. 36 questions to love. And the secrecy of making out with a stranger. Good news: If the eclipse burned out your retinas, you can still listen!

    Aug 24, 2017

    31m
11. 38

    Episode 38: Boobs are Back

    Vodka on the rocks. Aging ladies bringing the sexy. People be doing it in the future. But less in Japan. The Salvation Army Date. And Steve's favorite new place for shirts. Here's to another episode, strong cocktails and aligned chakras.

    Aug 10, 2017

    28m
12. 37

    Episode 37: Let's go, mantis shrimp

    Florida mules. Radio edit rules. Chinese internet slang. Trending emojis. Scary bots. And another round of Cheat, Leave or Poison. May your parenting be easy and your cocktails be strong. And by all means, emoji the sh*t out of us.

    Jul 31, 2017

    29m
13. 36

    Episode 36: Hojack

    Dueling spicy cocktails. Gorgeous ladies of wrestling. Snapchat stalking. The Ozzy Osbourne Gene. Derma rollers. And sexual bucket lists. Speaking of, do you have one? If not, you should totally make one after listening. Have fun. Make sexy choices.

    Jul 12, 2017

    32m
14. 35

    Episode 35: Support Your Allies

    Happy Cola Hooch. Giving Instagram Live a try. School boys sticking it to the system with mixed results. A sexy playlist. And pairing boardgames and cocktails (Thanks, @designerdaddy). This episode pairs well with a cocktail, a pleasant evening, and keeping the kids busy with the iPad. Enjoy.

    Jul 2, 2017

    29m
15. 34

    Episode 34: To Completion

    Summer beauties. A film that doesn't need Steve's charity. Vanity license plates. Ass-kicking consequences. A jury duty anomaly. And Drunk Parents' types both shallow and deep. It's an episode that pairs well with a chilled summer cocktail. Cheers.

    Jun 20, 2017

    30m
16. 33

    Episode 33: We missed you

    Rosemary Lemon margaritas. Going too far. Hashtags for kids. The rise of finstas. A euthanasia coaster. And sex in public. It's been a few weeks but we're back with our inappropriate ways! Happy almost summer.

    Jun 3, 2017

    29m
17. 32

    Episode 32: Mother's Day Gold

    Schroder Daiquiris. An internet hero. Cosmetic surgery intentions. The greatest Mother's Day gifts a dad could give. The cheater starter pack. And a Drunk Parents' Life hack. Hope you have a fantastic day, mom's everywhere.

    May 12, 2017

    27m
18. 31

    Episode 31: The Sexipode

    Limoncello martinis. The sapiosexuals among us. Not all strip clubs are created equal. Fair trade porn. And the given of sending dirty pics to your spouse. Rachel and Steve's moms probably want to pass on this one. Everyone else, buckle up and enjoy.

    May 4, 2017

    31m
19. 30

    Episode 30: Uncle George Lucas

    The Strawberry Dobso. Overrated internet privacy. The Married Advantage. The conflict of cat calls. An upsetting doppelganger. And dueling mid-life crises. If we leave you with one message this week, it's that you'll be glad you did.

    Apr 19, 2017

    31m
20. 29

    Episode 29: Indecent Proposals

    Our go-to beverages. "Uncanny Valley" and other dictionary-worthy phrases. Pride in music. Date-night boundary issues. And why we've got way more chill than that couple in that movie. As always, we take it to a place many couple dare not go. Join us, won't you?

    Apr 6, 2017

    32m
21. 28

    Episode 28: Thirst Traps

    Juice pouch cocktails. More internet slang defined. A new Aquaman obsession is born. The moral dilemma of the circus. And the gold standard of relationship tests. Cozy up for a listen. Your ears will be smiling from themselves to themselves.

    Mar 30, 2017

    29m
22. 27

    Episode 27: Manic Upswings

    Ancho Reyes Verde. Why no male lingerie? The dark web. Little girls kicking ass. A relaxing gift from the internet. And 4 rituals to tweak your brain for happiness. In other words, just the thing to usher in a new spring.

    Mar 23, 2017

    29m
23. 26

    Episode 26: Artificial Intimacy

    Dueling Boston Sours. Virtual immortality. Shopping for sex dolls. Fearless Girl. And a lesson on the Illuminati. Since the weather isn't doing it this week, let our latest episode warm you to the core. Enjoy the cozy listening.

    Mar 17, 2017

    29m
24. 25

    Episode 25: One Hand for the Baby

    Classic Margaritas. An original song for the drinking mom. Male pattern blindness. Juggling parenting, partying and pumping. And another round of Cheat, Leave or Poison. Rachel's sister Michelle joins us this week and things get a little country. Y'all are gonna enjoy.

    Mar 9, 2017

    27m
25. 24

    Episode 24: Crotch Kung Fu

    Solera Whiskey. Keeping your fake death a secret. Jade eggs in the hooha. The weirdest name for a kid ever. And mental F*ck Leaps. Oh yeah, we go there. Have a listen, come with us and join the party.

    Mar 2, 2017

    29m
26. 23

    Episode 23: Keeping Profanity Special

    Blackberry bourbon smashes. Slang auditions. Our neighborly treasure. An alleged cure for hangovers. How old are we, again? Pintimidation. And Drunk Parents Voicemail. We're keeping it fast, loose, funny and moderately-inebriated for your listening enjoyment.

    Feb 19, 2017

    32m
27. 22

    Episode 22: Welp, we gotta f***

    Highballs. An American treasure. Steve's progress as a ghost dater. The horrible observations of a three year old. And Rachel's instant Valentine's Day classic. Whether you wanna give romance a kick in the balls or the ass, our ramblings are just the thing.

    Feb 12, 2017

    29m
28. 21

    Episode 21: Keep it private, Snapchat

    A meme-inspired cocktail. Coffee naps. Social media legacies. How to ruin your chances of scoring with your wife. And Winona's confusion. Pour yourself a tall one and get all pop culturey with us as our episode count reaches the legal drinking age.

    Feb 3, 2017

    28m
29. 20

    Episode 20: Dippin Dots & Buttman

    The healing power of Hot Toddies. The last Star Wars? Ice cream drama. Adult magazines not to the rescue. Barbie on the rise. And the true nature of mini-van haters. It's getting nutty out there so here's your weekly dose of audio Lexapro.

    Jan 27, 2017

    36m
30. 19

    Episode 19: Bread Face

    A cleansing cocktail. Young Thug's genius. Sexual frequency as it relates to happiness. And that time Steve met our new President. This episode is like a face smashing into a Hawaiian roll. In a good way. You'll understand when you listen.

    Jan 20, 2017

    32m
31. 18

    Episode 18: Walking Side to Side

    The birth of a cocktail. A raunchy pop song revelation. Inspiration from beyond the grave. An excuse to drink with your spouse. And Steve enters the dating pool as a 35 year old woman. All in the name of helping you kick off 2017 with a smile.

    Jan 12, 2017

    33m
32. 17

    Episode 17: Joie de vivre

    Moscow Mules. 2016 at its best. Resolutions done right. The Magnificent Seven. Low-volume loving. A taser to the face. And an axe-throwing first. May your buzz be mighty as you listen and ring in the new year.

    Dec 30, 2016

    32m
33. 16

    Episode 16: Suck it up, sister

    Well-priced pinot. A tribute to a fallen drunk parent. Truck stop waitress wisdom. Baby boomers, booze and blunts. And high fashion vs. the male libido. Things get no less inappropriate when Rachel's parents stop by the studio. Merry, merry everyone.

    Dec 24, 2016

    30m
34. 16

    Watch Elf with Us

    We're taking a break from our usual format to watch Elf. You should watch along with us. We'll let you know when to press play. It'll be like we're sitting right next to you watching the movie. We'll let you decide if that's a good thing or if we're cotton-headed ninny muggins.

    Dec 18, 2016

    1h 34m
35. 15

    Episode 15: Hard Candy Christmas

    White Russians. An appeal to Mr. Krasinski. Aging versus kegels. Mind blowing Holiday Specs. And surrendering to a damn Elf. If you're Steve or Rachel's mom, you may prefer listening to holiday music over this episode. Everyone else, we think you'll enjoy.

    Dec 14, 2016

    29m
36. 14

    Episode 14: Thanks Kid's Cough Syrup

    Dobsos with 4 ounces of gin. A Christmas Card warning. An exploration of Ride or Dies. A possible phone sex venture. And a dramatic reading. Find out if it's the booze or this episode giving you visions of sugar plums.

    Dec 9, 2016

    32m
37. 13

    Episode 13: Covert Coitus

    Hot toddies. Broken parents. Political conversations with a 6 year old. Breaking princess news. And romance on the road. It's all about festive feelings for your ears with nary yet a holiday light to be seen.

    Dec 2, 2016

    31m
38. 12

    Episode 12: Thanksgiving Tingles

    Colorado Straight Bourbon. A tip for hungover parenting. The upcoming Christmas Zeitgeist. What would Bob Dylan do? Back-up spouses. And other topics that pair nicely with over-eating. Happy Thanksgiving everyone!

    Nov 24, 2016

    33m
39. 11

    Episode 11: Audio Lexapro

    Belated Octoberfest. Threatening aliens to the rescue. Getting the most of your marriage. Why Drunk Parents will never be the first family. Rachel's debut ukulele performance. And other gentle ramblings to soothe your head place.

    Nov 18, 2016

    30m
40. 10

    Episode 10: Parties on Parties on Parties

    Rum aged like whiskey. Post-birthday party stress disorder. A moral comic strip. Chicago Cubs confusion. And another round of Cheat, Leave or Poison. Settle in for these and other blissful thoughts recorded in a pre-election world.

    Nov 11, 2016

    30m
41. 9

    Episode 9: Cheat, Leave or Poison

    A batched old fashioned. The perils of male birth control. Liberating Halloween Candy. Dating advice from pandas in captivity. And a new Drunk Parents game. Pour yourself some boozy booze and kick up your feet. You deserve it all.

    Nov 5, 2016

    28m
42. 8

    Episode 8: Don't take the bride.

    The Balvenie. Robot prostitutes. “Get out of jail free” cards. Baby-free airlines. And the bizarre courting rituals of mom friends. Giddy up for this week’s rootin’ tootin’ candid convo between two slightly inebriated suburbanites.

    Oct 28, 2016

    32m
43. 7

    Episode 7: Pass the Percocet

    Painkillers. An aging crush. The Roller Derby daydreams. Questionable Halloween costume suggestions. And undies that send a message. All ears aboard, 'cause this train of thought is ready to pull into your brain station.

    Oct 21, 2016

    31m
44. 6

    Episode 6: Wait, are we in the Matrix?

    Gin rickies. Razmatazzes. The death of a "legend." And social-media-induced feelings of inadequacy. Prepare yourselves to listen to the mad ramblings of a woman with a mild concussion and a man whose balls are mere hours away from the chopping block.

    Oct 14, 2016

    30m
45. 5

    Episode 5: Something to live for

    Vodka, whiskey, then wine. Spitting some rhymes. Sexual fluidity. How to not talk about your kids. And the countdown to Sniptown continues. Keep your hands on 10 and 2, 'cause you're in for a wild listen.

    Oct 6, 2016

    27m
46. 4

    Episode 4: Increasing Your Odds of Scoring

    The wine of relatives. The loss of virility. The wrath of pregnancy hormones. And Drunk Parents swag. Things are about to get real personal all up in your ear canals in this episode.

    Sep 29, 2016

    32m
47. 3

    Episode 3: Make some kids today

    Angel's Envy. Friendship avoidance. Our podcast as birth control. And firearms an as aphrodisiac. What do these things have in common? Probably best not to think too hard about it. Just have a listen.

    Sep 23, 2016

    27m
48. 2

    Episode 2: How about a confession?

    Rusty nails. Violence-to-hotness thresholds. An anatomy lesson from a 5 year old. And two drunk parents confessing. Strap on your feel bags everyone, 'cause the emotions be flowing like pinot in this episode.

    Sep 16, 2016

    27m
49. 1

    Episode 1: Our kids are in bed.

    Cocktails. Ukulele lessons. Kid leashes. And metaphorical wolves ripping the flesh off your marriage. These are just a few of the subjects we get into during our inaugural episode.

    Sep 9, 2016

    25m