Dry Salami Podcast

Welcome to Jamaica, enjoy the island man

Get a job you bum

My hands are actually registered weapons

You don't know me and you don't know my style

Wow nice shoes, do they come in men's sizes

What the hell is wrong with you?

Actually I want a steak

It's not gambling if you got a system

You got a lot of nerve coming in here

Give me some tomatoes please

Rest in Peace Roger Adams, the Steve Jobs of our generation

The word of the day is "JOB". J-O-B

Everybody message Dom on instagram and tell him to paint his apartment salmon. All salmon everything.

Hey baby hop in my electric Kia, I'll drive for 20 minutes

Your honor I'm just out here trying to get this money

Hey kid, where does your mother keep the coffee filters

Don't pull it out unless you're going to use it

There's a really bad hotel by the Atlanta airport

God gave you two eyes in case one gets messed up

The cop got that "you know what" in the waistband

Everybody is asking the question "where's Dom?"

Dom saw Hamilton because he thought it would make him a "really cool guy"

Dom is once again thinking about getting a hair transplant. All talk, no action.

Still trying to get Dom on Kill Tony, come on someone make this happen

New teeth, just like the old teeth.

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Sometimes a man's gotta fight.

What you doing on our turf, punk?

Doctor you gotta help me

More money, more problems

Uber drivers get all the girls

Happy Thanksgiving everybody

Party in the city where the heat is onAll night, on the beach till the break of dawn

Dom's been talking about buying a van for years. Jesus christ, buy the van or don't.

Dom brought this girl some expensive Alaskan salmon, and you won't guess what happened

Get your feet off my car

Hey Cuomo, eat some damn brisket

The spicy got me feeling nicey

Dom's show in Branson MO got canceled, sorry to everybody in Branson.

These farm boys know how to eat

These burgers are good, but who has some chicken

Come on man, you gotta get some better pants

Sometimes your stomach problems are your fault, you and your bad attitude

Mamacita, you made an old sailor very happy

This place got me feeling good

Don't order steak on the open water

I've been waiting all year for this ice cream, I'm enjoying this

It's a new dawn, a new day, a new life for me

That man has some big old arms

You gotta help me out man, I'm at the store and they got food