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Duck N Cover

"Guns, midgets (little people), hookers (pleasure professionals), butthash, grumfuffles, lowlifes, blood, and two manchildren coming-of-age together as they navigate through a city of crime armed only with their wits, service weapons, and healthy libidos. Put the kids to bed, and hand the babysitter a beer.... It's Duck 'N Cover!!! When Miller and McKenna lost their respective partners in a controversial and widely-publicized failed drug bust, the two greenhorn detectives were paired up to fight crime the only way they know how... sloppily. Det. Miller, the anal retentive, super conservative, play-by-the-rules type, is the voice of reason to Det. McKenna's on edge, short-attention-span, vulgar persona. When things get heated, Miller questions, "What would Sun Tzu do?" McKenna finds out how many spent hollow-point shells it takes to get to the center of the situation. Miller and McKenna deal mostly with the throw away cases, the ones more seasoned detectives would find insulting. They'r

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  1. 32

    Duck N Cover Ep216 - "CSI"

    But what McKenna would really like to do is direct...

  2. 31

    Duck N' Cover Ep215 - "Jokes"

    The guys try and make light out of an unfortunate situation.

  3. 30

    Duck N Cover Ep214 - R&R

    Sleeping on the job.

  4. 29

    Duck N Cover Ep213 - Sing

    Miller shows off his beautiful vocals chords to McKenna's deaf ears.

  5. 28

    Duck 'N Cover Ep212 - "Don"

    The guys have some trouble uncovering the identity of the victim at a gruesome crime scene.

  6. 27

    Duck 'N Cover Ep211 - Sunglasses

    McKenna shows off his new tough guy sunglasses.

  7. 26

    Duck N' Cover EP210 - Therapy

    Miller and McKenna try to heal old wounds with the help of some mandatory therapy sessions.

  8. 25

    Duck 'N Cover Ep209 - Perfect Woman

    Miller and McKenna discuss their version of the perfect female companion.

  9. 24

    Duck 'N Cover Ep208 - Sweet Dreams

    McKenna has an ever so "sweet" dream.

  10. 23

    Duck 'N Cover Ep207 - Halloween Special

    We invited a guest director in to shoot a special Halloween episode and this is what we got.

  11. 22

    Duck 'N Cover Ep206 - Burger

    McKenna makes Miller an offer he just can't refuse.

  12. 21

    Duck 'N Cover Ep205 - Bored

    Sometimes law enforcement is just plain boring.

  13. 20

    Duck 'N Cover Ep204 - Feng Shui

    Miller tries to bring a little harmony into the car he's stuck in with McKenna for 12 hours a day.

  14. 19

    Duck N Cover Ep203 - Offensive Driving

    McKenna teaches Miller the value, and fun, in offensive driving.

  15. 18

    Duck 'N Cover Ep202 - Hotbox

    We'll let the episode title speak for itself.

  16. 17

    Duck 'N Cover Ep201- The Hooker

    Season 2 opens with Miller and McKenna on a stakeout that ends in not so nice surprise.

  17. 16

    Duck 'N Cover - Season 2 - Teaser

    We've been hard at work to bring you more Duck N Cover, and starting 9/21/09 we're going to do just that, dammit. Here's just a small taste to get you hot and bothered.

  18. 15

    EP07 - Bully

    Watch as childhood regression takes over in this episode with guest Chad Brokaw as the bully.Happy Holidays from Team Duck N Cover, see you in 2009!

  19. 14

    EP06 - Floater

    Wet & Wild times with Miller, McKenna, a recent widow and one floating dead guy.Thanks to special guests Sarah Atwood and Evan Geerlings.

  20. 13

    EP05 - Mornings

    Exactly how do Miller and McKenna prepare for a day on the job?

  21. 12

    EP03 - Halloween Special

    Miller & McKenna get supernatural.

  22. 11

    EP02 - Who Knocks

    One door. Two detectives. Who gets to knock?

  23. 10

    EP01a - Fake Door Cont'd

    Fake door funnies continue with rapid-fire insults.

  24. 9

    EP01 - The Fake Door

    Detectives Miller & McKenna squabble outside someone's house.

  25. 8

    Duck N Cover – Promo #8 – In The Jungle

    Miller and McKenna bond like never before.

  26. 7

    Duck N Cover – Promo #7 – Weekend Plans

    Come and get your laugh on listening to Miller tell McKenna what he's got going on this weekend. Needless to say, it almost makes McKenna wanna puke.

  27. 6

    Duck N Cover – Promo #6 – Hand Signals

    Apparently, Miller missed the day they taught hang signals at the academy.

  28. 5

    Duck N Cover - Promo #5 - Being Right

    Miller loses his cool when McKenna taunts him one too many times while on a stakeout.

  29. 4

    Duck N Cover - Promo #4 - Cream Puff

    McKenna demonstrates his favorite wrestling move on an unwilling and very dead participant.

  30. 3

    Duck N Cover - Promo #3 - Different Strokes

    Miller and McKenna discuss the joy and tragedy entwined in the classic sitcom "Different Strokes."

  31. 2

    Duck N Cover: Promo #2 - Ass Man

    While on stakeout, Det. McKenna reveals his preferences of the female anatomy. Det. Miller reveals his continued disdain for objectification. For more, go to: www.duckncovershow.com

  32. 1

    Duck N Cover: Promo #1 - Twitchy Dead Guy

    "Guns, midgets (little people), hookers (pleasure professionals), butthash, grumfuffles, lowlifes, blood, and two manchildren coming-of-age together as they navigate through a city of crime armed only with their wits, service weapons, and healthy libidos. Put the kids to bed, and hand the babysitter a beer.... It's Duck 'N Cover!!! When Miller and McKenna lost their respective partners in a controversial and widely-publicized failed drug bust, the two greenhorn detectives were paired up to fight crime the only way they know how... sloppily.For more go to:www.duckncovershow.com

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"Guns, midgets (little people), hookers (pleasure professionals), butthash, grumfuffles, lowlifes, blood, and two manchildren coming-of-age together as they navigate through a city of crime armed only with their wits, service weapons, and healthy libidos. Put the kids to bed, and hand the babysitter a beer.... It's Duck 'N Cover!!! When Miller and McKenna lost their respective partners in a controversial and widely-publicized failed drug bust, the two greenhorn detectives were paired up to fight crime the only way they know how... sloppily. Det. Miller, the anal retentive, super conservative, play-by-the-rules type, is the voice of reason to Det. McKenna's on edge, short-attention-span, vulgar persona. When things get heated, Miller questions, "What would Sun Tzu do?" McKenna finds out how many spent hollow-point shells it takes to get to the center of the situation. Miller and McKenna deal mostly with the throw away cases, the ones more seasoned detectives would find insulting. They'r

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