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Dueling Ogres

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Prepare yourselves for a battle of epic proportions between two titans! Feast upon their voices and revel in their words. This is Dueling Ogres! A no-holds-barred podcast about anything under the sun that could be discussed by two nerds (Brandon and Remington) with too much time on their hands! You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll troll them for cookies. They probably won't make you any, though.

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  1. Episode 231: Sun Farts

    We're back and we're bringing the divisiveness! Baldur's Gate III, Xenk replacing Drizzt, aliens, and more! 00:00:00 Intro 00:00:54 Dialogue 00:18:21 Upcoming UFO/UAP Hearing 00:26:45 Sun Defying Forecasts 00:40:27 NASA Rover Finds Preserved Organic Molecules on Mars 00:46:50 Writers Strike...

  2. Episode 230: Pocket Monster Energy Drinks

    We're back with all the vigor that can be mustered from ancient podcasters like us! Movies, Monster, and Memes ensue on this episode of Dueling Ogres! 00:21:49 Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves 00:37:09 Monster Sues Capcom for use of the word "Monster" 00:41:37 Super Mario Nears 1 Billion...

  3. Episode 229: OG-LIARS! OGL Thoughts

    Brandon and Rem weigh in on Hasbro/Wizards of the Coast's ill-fated OGL debacle! America stands for freedom; but if you think you're free, try walking into a deli and urinating on the cheese! 00:00:00 Intro 00:00:55 Dialogue 00:24:21 OGL SRD Discussion 01:06:53 Paizo OGL / Call to Action 01:08:10...

  4. Episode 228: A Rich Man, a Dinosaur, and a Scientist Walk into a Tavern

    Listen, Barney the Dinosaur loves you and loves me. He's straight up a Jesus allegory. If they want to cash in on the Jesus allegory one more time, let'em! Churches have been doing it with collections and tithes for hundreds of years! Tune in next time on DRAGON BALL Z! 00:00:13 Intro 00:00:57...

  5. Episode 227: Goblin Mode

    This week Bucky joins us to talk about Marvel, The Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers' Jason David Frank, and names Ezra Miller the F*ck-sh*t of the week! Stay tuned for more...whenever! 00:00:00 Intro 00:00:54 Dialogue 00:10:34 Word of the Year: Goblin Mode! 00:16:27 Jason David Frank's Untimely…

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  6. Episode 227: Goblin Mode

    This week Bucky joins us to talk about Marvel, The Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers' Jason David Frank, and names Ezra Miller the F*ck-sh*t of the week! Stay tuned for more...whenever! 00:00:00 Intro 00:00:54 Dialogue 00:10:34 Word of the Year: Goblin Mode! 00:16:27 Jason David Frank's Untimely…

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  7. Episode 226: One Way to Play D&D

    Brandon revisits the classes from the One Dungeons and Dragons Playtest while Rem waxes on about season 3 of Pennyworth that he's never seen! 00:00:00 Intro 00:00:56 Dialogue 00:15:49 Anniversary of Laika being sent into space on Sputnik 2 00:19:11 Pennyworth Season 3 00:28:55 Amazon Changing its...

  8. Episode 225: F**k AI Lobsters

    This week Brandon and Rem return to talk about the AI takeover! This episode's artwork was created by CreativeFabrica's CF Spark AI image generator! Creative Fabrica has millions of fonts, graphics, patterns, actions and presets for your design needs. All Access plans start at just $29/month, or...

  9. Episode 224: Let Me See That Butt!

    This episode is jam-packed with suspense, joy, sadness & confusion! Mostly in the butt region. It's our most dueling episode yet! Don't forget to comment!! 00:00:00:00 Intro 00:00:55:03 Dialogue 00:14:09:28 Chick-fil-A Volunteers 00:35:46:28 Mark Hamill's Lost Movie 00:41:33:20 Chess Robot Breaks…

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  10. Episode 223: But Not Mark Hamill

    William Shatner has some strong words for Star Wars fans, but nothing but sweet whisperings for Mark Hamill! This is short and sweet as far as an Ogres episode goes, let's just be thankful for that! 00:00:00:00 Intro 00:00:55:00 Dialogue 00:19:15:20 Bill Shatner Goes Off On The New Star Trek...

  11. Episode 222: The Legend of James Webb

    Finally Episode 222 is upon you! This week we talk about the Sega Genesis Mini, the Georgia Guidestones, and the James Webb Space Telescope. Rem is clamouring to put out more content faster and is feeling the itch, so if you want to show your support, consider subscribing on Patreon or dropping a...

  12. Episode 221: Life, Death, and the Batman

    A Riddle for Batman: I am the reason you run. I am the reason you scream. I am the cause of your pain, and only death will set you free from me. What am I? https://youtu.be/BIyn5Y4meZo 00:00:00:00 Intro 00:00:54:08 Dialogue 00:12:15:10 Vampire Squid Fossil Record gets Kicked Back a few Million...

  13. Episode 220: Winnie the Pooh New 52!

    A.A. Milne's Winnie the Pooh enters public domain, so Rem takes a stab at a new voice for the titular character! Lets just say it's uhhh....it's something else. 0:00:00 Intro 0:00:54 Dialogue 0:07:39 Fuck You, Jeff Bezos - funny moment 0:14:38 Rem's a Southern Gentlemen - funny moment 0:24:44...

  14. Episode 219: Pickled Babies

    Bucky talks about Tolkein, Brandon talks about pickled babies, and Rem gets hungry! All this and more on your favorite podcast: Dueling Ogres! GoFundMe for cartoonist JD Williamson: https://www.gofundme.com/f/cartoonist-james-jd-williamson-has-leukemia 0:00:00 Intro 0:00:55 Dialogue 0:21:29...

  15. Episode 218: Octopussies

    Today we talk about console creators, octopuses, artificial intelligence, and Einstein! Does Remington even do anything around here?! 0:00:00 Intro Music 0:00:55 Dialogue 0:18:51 Masayuki Uemura, Creator of the NES and SNES, Dies at 78 0:24:38 Octopuses, Squids and Lobsters Could Become 'Sentient...

  16. Episode 217: I Swear, We're Still Alive

    To paraphrase the old man from Monty Python and the Holy Grail during the "Bring out your dead!" scene, we're not dead and we feel happy! We feel happy!! 0:00:00 Intro 0:00:55 Opening Discussion 0:12:13 Mario movie with Chris Pratt as Mario?! 0:21:07 Blade Runner getting animated spinoff 0:25:40...

  17. Episode 216: Ogre Dew Flamin' Hotpants!

    Our top story: Why on Earth would Mt Dew make a Flamin' Hot Cheeto inspired Mt Dew?! Find out this and more on Dueling Ogres! 0:17:04 Mountain Dew Flamin' Hot Flavor Unveiled. 0:18:28 Broken Promises Clothing Brand 0:25:25 Magic the Gathering Secret Layers Fortnite Set? Why!? 0:33:25 Netflix To…

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  18. Episode 215: A Tale of Two Terrys | Author Interview

    The guys are joined once again by the honorable and forthright Viscount Terry W Ervin II, author of the First Civilization's Legacy high-fantasy series, Crax War Chronicles sci-fi series, and the Monsters, Maces, and Magic LitRPG series! 0:00:00 Intro 0:00:55 Dialogue 0:07:39 History Buff 0:14:33...

  19. Episode 214: Hobbit Dong

    Bucky joins the fellas to defend his beloved Tolkien lore that we butchered last episode and Brandon is promised hobbit dong! There's also other WAY more interesting stories ahead! Stay tuned! 0:00:00 Intro 0:00:54 Dialogue 0:13:25 Antonio Banderas 0:18:15 Christopher Judge Voicing Black Panther...

  20. Episode 213: #GobbleDaLisa

    A mystifying petition has been created in a drunken haze to coerce Jeff Bezos into consuming the Mona Lisa! Wait, before or after he goes to space?! #GobbleDaLisa! 0:14:13 #GobbleDaLisa 0:21:37 Amazon Anti-Trust 0:28:05 The Bigs 0:34:35 Russian Game Show Contestant in China 0:39:14 SPAAACE...

  21. Episode 212: The Queen's Wii

    The guys may never be royals, but if you give them enough money, they'll buy the Queen's Wii! 0:00:00 Intro 0:00:54 Dialogue 0:22:49 Golden Wii 0:33:43 Amazon's Lord of the Rings 0:43:05 Target stops selling Pokemon cards 0:52:31 Cowboy Bebop 1:00:43 Munsters Movie 1:03:46 Mike Myers Netflix...

  22. Episode 211: Can We Have an NFT for Air on Mars?

    We're back again! Yes, I'm aware that this is over a month old. I'm a terrible person for making you wait this long, and I am most sincerely sorry. We were doing research on Mars, honest! Wish us luck for faster turnarounds! 0:00:00 Intro 0:00:54 Intro dialogue 0:20:27 The new US environmental…

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  23. Episode 210: Doctored Fate

    Tons of movie news in this week's episode, including Pierce Brosnan playing Doctored Fate...err, Doctor Fate! That's a sexy man behind that gold helmet! 0:00:00 Intro 0:00:54 Dialogue 0:18:24 John Wick Franchise Writer to Pen D&D TV Series 0:18:37 MTG to Release Forgotten Realms Set 0:23:12 RPG...

  24. Episode 209: SPERM IN SPACE!

    We start this week's episode with space news, then we get down and dirty on D&D followed by a flash of favorable fables! 00:00 Intro 0:00:55 Opening Dialogue 0:16:50 Asteroid to pass Earth March 21st 0:23:08 Vermont Meteor 0:28:23 Canadian space firm to launch space junk tracking network 0:36:08...

  25. Episode 207: The Long Outtake

    Bucky's back to bring the brevity to this long outtake of a show! Actually, after editing, it was pretty good. Pacing is important! 0:13:49 Lucasfilm bringing back Lucasfilm Games brand 0:14:50 Bethesda announces new Indiana Jones title 0:22:33 New Knights of the Old Republic in development…

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  26. Episode 206: Dillermand Strikes Back!

    Our top story is about a Danish man and his wing-dang doodle! Did we mention this is a kids show called John Dillermand? You've got questions? Well...so do we! 0:11:18 Danish kid's show John Dillermand about a man and his pee-pee! 0:21:35 D&D Candlekeep Mysteries 0:38:04 Steam's crazy 2020…

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  27. Episode 205: It's Ogre Lickin' Good! - KFC Tech

    This week is an extra-long episode, but the big highlight is Brandon dropping some KFC tech on Rem with a massive, hammering blow! 0:28:36 James Gunn confirms R rating for Suicide Squad – remember the empanadas! 0:32:33 Wonder Woman closes in on 30M 0:35:36 WB greenlights Wonder Woman 3 despite…

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  28. Episode 204: Bring Back DuckTales, Woo-oo!

    Rem tells us how he REALLY feels about Ducktales' cancellation and brings back some SPAAAAAAAACE NEEEEEEEEEEEWS! 0:16:31 COVID talk 0:28:47 HBO Max getting WB movies 0:30:08 Wonder Woman 84 christmas day 0:30:44 Trigun on hulu 0:34:30 Cyberpunk 2077 release 0:38:31 New technology to scan…

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  29. Episode 203: A Hayes in the Hand is Worth Two Vamps in the Bush

    Brandon and Rem are back with their Halloween episode featuring an interview with David C. Hayes (appearing for his second time)! The guys also raise the stakes with a history of vampires! Remember to go to your local comic shop to pre-order Dial P for Peanuts! Previous Episode with David C.…

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  30. Episode 202: Dueling Ogres Face the Music

    Much like Bill and Ted Face the Music, the ogres finally return for another glorious episode! A few corrections: Samara Weaving is NOT Hugo Weaving's daughter, but niece. Remington is an idiot. He also mispronounced "Dororo," because he, as established, is an idiot. Also, don't let them talk to…

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  31. Episode 201: Into the Black Void and the Shaded Souq

    Oh man! It's been a long time, but we're back for the moment. This interview with RPG creator Chris Sevaldsen was recorded over a month ago, but Rem had to focus on a bunch of life stuff before he could get to editing, and Brandon stayed home so we didn't die of COVID. Chris Sevaldsen is the...

  32. Episode 200: This Corona Thorns

    Right before the Great Corona Quarantine, Brandon and Rem are joined by Bucky and Chad to talk about...well, a lot of things! It's a 2.5 hour episode, for Pete's sake! Grease up those nerd-holes and slide in to hear about new video game-to-streaming service series in the works, movies and more…

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  33. Episode 199: Doctor Who Are You?

    Brandon, Rem & Chad are back with some collectible talk, including Doctor Who Build-a-Bear and Dino coins! Movie talk and more on this week's episode! 0:28:23 Parasite 0:32:03 One Cut of the Dead 0:38:47 Dino Coins 0:45:40 Swat Kats 0:47:49 Star Wars Character Returns 0:59:23 Build a Bear Doctor...

  34. Episode 198: Mr. Peanut is Dead, Alas

    Mr. Peanut, Warcraft 3 Reforged, Overwatch League Cancellations and more in this week's episode of Dueling Ogres! 0:27:54 Penis Man? 0:39:38 Warcraft 3 0:48:20 Overwatch League Cancelled in China 0:50:36 Space News: Axiom Space Wins NASA Lottery! 0:59:20 Mr. Peanut Dead, Long Live the Nut 1:10:12...

  35. Episode 197: Be Storiented, Not Oriented

    We're back! At least for the moment! Rem makes no promises, but thank you for staying with us while he learns the ancient ways of the ninja! This week we learn that it's more important to be STORIENTED than oriented! 0:12:53 Dueling Ogres year-in-review 0:27:03 Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker...

  36. Episode 196: I'll Loot Your Box!

    This episode is older now due to Rem's involvement in school, but still a lot of great stuff! No promises on when we'll be back on a set schedule, but stick around with us and we'll sneak back into your nerd holes to whisper sweet nothings soon! 0:32:59 Walmart pulling violent games from their...

  37. Episode 195: Mr. Jones

    Comedian, musician, modern-day troubadour Cody Jones joins us for apparently the fourth time to dish about all the bits and bobs that entails! No timestamps this week. Sit back and let the tales spin you on a new adventure! Where Da Links?! Still skipping links because we just touched on a couple...

  38. Episode 194: BUCKMASTER FLASH RETURNS! #phase4

    Bucky joins us once again to talk about Marvel's phase 4 movie list and much more! 0:13:46 Divinity: Original Sin 2 0:24:34 SDCC announcements 0:24:51 Witcher series trailer 0:29:51 DC shows mentioned at SDCC: Flash, Arrow, Crisis on Infinite Earths crossover 0:39:52 Harley Quinn animated show...

  39. Episode 193: Thor 4 to the Floor!

    Taika Waititi is ready for Thor once more for Thor 4, but is Thor ready for all the Love and Thunder that Waititi brings?! 0:09:11 One Million Moms protesting Toy Story 4 for lesbian couple inclusion. 0:20:37 Scarlett Johansson wants to be allowed to do her job 0:28:04 Asian fans excited to get...

  40. Episode 192: Spider-Man - Farm Your Gnomes

    Chad's back and he's talking Spider-Man Far from Home with Brandon! Light spoilers, but if you're in the know, come check it out! Oh also the outtakes are SUPER awkward and juicy this time. You've been warned. 0:07:49 Nintendo Switch Lite announced 0:09:10 Stranger Things, Season 3 0:18:20...

  41. Episode 191: Dong Deluge

    Our first $5 Patron Chad Goode joins us to talk about podcasts, the environment, and deluges! Or dongs. I don't remember now. 0:24:26 AV Club Best Podcasts of 2019 0:49:05 Gremlins series in the works 0:58:38 YouTube thinking about removing all child friendly content to its own dedicated app...

  42. Episode 190: There Can Be Only One F****-Sh** of the Week

    Warning - If you still haven't seen Marvel's Avengers: Endgame, we spoil it worse than Tom Holland. He's right, though, you clearly live under a rock. 0:23:55 Brandon's E3 recap 0:33:13 Maneater game 0:41:24 Keanu and the fan who turned down a free collector's edition 0:45:35 Spielberg writes...

  43. Episode 189: Shiny Batman

    Just when you thought DC couldn't get weirder, we get a new Batman actor! Oh please, tell us your thoughts! 0:12:42 Good Omens 0:13:52 Robert Pattinson is the new Batman 0:23:40 Taco Bell themed hotel and national shortage of nachos! 0:30:39 E3 this weekend! 0:32:41 Mario Kart themed go-cart...

  44. Episode 188: Turd Ferguson, Funny Name

    Jeopardy would be nothing without Alex Trebek, and Trebek would be nothing without Turd Ferguson. What? It's a funny name! 0:11:12 Virtual Tabletop Gaming Experiences, Thumbs Up! 0:16:01 China's Chang'E 4 mission discovers new 'secrets' from far side of the moon 0:24:16 NASA asteroid tracker: A...

  45. Episode 187: Black Hole Sun, Wash Away the Rain

    Katie Bouman created an algorithm that combined the data needed to create the first real image of a black hole. What have you done with your life?! 0:21:57 Beetlejuice sequel scrapped 0:24:38 Avengers Endgame TV spot 0:32:38 First real picture of a black hole 0:34:58 Algorithm to see the black…

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  46. Episode 186: If it Hadn't Been for Cotton Eye Joe...

    Millions of people are super excited for Borderlands 3, but we're here talking about lost Garfield phones! Yeah, we're awesome like that. 0:01:17 If it hadn't been for Cotton Eye Joe, I'd been married a long time ago. Now repeat. 0:03:10 Satisfactory. The Game 0:07:22 Piano Guys are still…

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  47. Episode 185: Not Divisible By Pie

    Pie or π? Tao or...τ? YOU DECIDE! All I know is now I'm hungry! Lemme get this cake while you listen! 0:08:37 Captain Marvel review 0:22:34 Stephen Spielberg votes to prevent streaming service movies into the Oscar nominations 0:26:05 The tau of pie and new records set 0:41:06 Google patents new...

  48. Episode 184: Who Wore it Better? Dark Phoenix or Satan?

    Polarizing topics? I mean, yeah, Dark Phoenix does kill Professor X that one time...but lets talk about environmental issues instead! 0:20:14 Amazon's Tick season two trailer 0:32:07 China is no longer taking our recycling. 0:45:30 Long-monitoring satellite data shows earth is a greener place...

  49. Episode 183: Big #Bee -rother...Again

    This week we talk comics, properties, Pokemon and more! #Bee there or Bee square! 0:24:37 Kevin Smith writing Howard the Duck with ATHF co-creator Dave Willis 0:27:27 Marvel to bring four cartoon properties to Hulu with Howard the Duck, Modok, Hit Monkey, and Tigra and Dazzler 0:29:21 Netflix...

  50. Episode 182: What's a #Balaclava Between Friends?

    Is it racism or a secret anime love-child? You decide! This week on Dueling Ogres! Balaclava edition! 0:03:14 Kingdom Hearts 0:17:45 College Advice 0:25:02 Avengers Endgame 3 Hour Runtime? Intermission, Anyone? 0:36:49 Guardians of the Galaxy 3 to Use James Gunn's Script 0:37:36 Taika Waititi...

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Prepare yourselves for a battle of epic proportions between two titans! Feast upon their voices and revel in their words. This is Dueling Ogres! A no-holds-barred podcast about anything under the sun that could be discussed by two nerds (Brandon and Remington) with too much time on their hands! You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll troll them for cookies. They probably won't make you any, though.

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