Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons: A D&D Podcast
by Dumb-Dumbs & Dice
Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons is a podcast where improvisers who’ve never roleplayed before journey into the world of Dungeons & Dragons. The series is hosted by our dungeon master, Tom McGee, and features our regular players - the sneaky Tyler Hewitt, the brilliant Laura Hamstra, and the flatulent Ryan LaPlante - alongside a rotating cast of special guests. Featured on Spotify, ScreenRant, Lifehacker, and the official Dungeons & Dragons podcast Dragon Talk, Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons is regularly in the top 10 comedy fiction podcasts around the globe and ranked #2 of the top 50 fiction podcasts (and #72 of ALL podcasts) on Spotify in the USA. ScreenRant said of the show, "There's nothing better for beginning players!" So, join our heroes and find out why Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons has been downloaded more than 17 million times! You can follow the show on any social @dumbdumbdice, and become a hero yourself by joining our table at www.dumbdumbdice.com/join
Episodes
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9.41 - I Brought My Own Planteer
Our heroes are on their way to some bachelor and bachelorette parties! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) picked the activities for his crew, Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) managed to keep the peace among the bachelorettes, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) is really…
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9.40 - High Priest of Telos
Our heroes are going to save and change Vaasa! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) struggled through a conversation with his horrible father-in-law, Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) came up with an acronym for the serf union, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) picked out a…
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9.39 - My Dinner with Salieri
Our heroes have discovered a conspiracy at the heart of Vaasa! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) had to hold his tongue while interrogating the captive, Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) was suspicious of a cat who turned out to be a spy, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante)...
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9.38 - No One Can Lie
Our heroes have captured a blood mage! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) discovered it’s hard for a new lord to talk to serfs, Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) made a friend by magically putting out a flaming beet farm, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) had a tense...
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9.37 - Beet Farm Heroes
Our heroes are battling to save a Charlamagne farm! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) found himself distracted by Malvarius constantly talking to him, Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) discovered her moonbeam did extra damage, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) charged in…
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9.36 - The Butthole Has Landed
Our heroes are on their way to a secret battle! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) learned he would be within his rights to defend his family’s honour with violence, Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) was excited to explore new dirt, and Reginald (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) made sure...
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9.35 - The Cows Have Eyes
Our heroes have arrived in Vaasa! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) learned the rest of Vinten’s family are awful people, Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) was horrified to discover the country is racist against smaller beings, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) was forced to...
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9.34 - A Frosty Welcome
It’s the morning of travel to Vaasa! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) took Requiem on as co-spymaster of Assguard, Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) was thrilled to discover he didn’t have to hide his love of love on the road, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) had a…
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9.33 - Trashy Dumpton
Our heroes are facing their demons before the wedding! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) realized his flight made the shirtless Reginald plan fall apart, Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) learned just how hard it is to talk with Kevin the Gauche, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante,...
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9.32 - He’s Hopeless
Our heroes are fast tracking the wedding preparation! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) chose his outfits and colours, Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) learned he might have been pushing away love, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) learned that not all dancing will lead to...
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9.31 - Knock Knock Pause
Our heroes are determining who knows what about their current situation! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) discussed his new engagement with his parents, Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) continued to play peacemaker with some success, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) broke...
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9.30 - A Complicated Bundle of Twine
Our heroes are rushing to plan a wedding! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) caught Ginny up on the whole situation, Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) made sure Quinny, Vinten and Ginny ended their discussion with a hug, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) started choosing...
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9.29 - Step-Warlock
Our heroes are heading to Vaasa! Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) left Quinny to speak to the stranger in his home, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) invited Fallonmeyer Pinkblossom to go to the wedding with him, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) discovered agent Requiem and...
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9.28 - You Know
Our heroes are planning a wedding! Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) ran Quinny and Vinten through obnoxious questions they could expect to receive, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) started planning wedding announcements and a delegation, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt)…
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9.27 - Fugue Stake
Our heroes are faking an engagement! Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) had a turn being talked about like he wasn’t in the room, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) exchanged information of national importance with Vinten, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) signed up for a fake...
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9.26 - Not a Theocracy
Our heroes are trying to discover themselves! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) realized he doesn’t know what Vinten Charlamagne is like in her home life, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) learned there might be two Quinnys inside Quinny, and Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) got...
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9.25 - 3 B***holes 2 Quinnys
Our heroes are fighting - emotionally! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) revealed Vinten proposed to him, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) was horrified to learn Quinny had been lying to him about his feelings for Vinten the whole time, and Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra)…
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9.24 - Quinny Charlamagne
Our heroes are in quite the pickle! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) went to bed, Grandpa Warwick (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) made plans he can’t remember with his new best friend, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) has to choose between marrying Vinten and allying with Vaasa…
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9.23 - Stinky Soup
Our heroes are trying to avoid a war! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) was delighted to be reunited with Vinten Charlamagne for a brief moment, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) travelled to Damara and learned of the threat of blood magic and the invasion of Vaasa, and Gartok (Laura...
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9.22 - Guess Who’s Coming to Damara
Our heroes are planning to kill a God! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) negotiated with Bortle Chortle the Toril Explorer Tortle, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) suggested Alyn bind the creature for all of their safety and she did, and Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra)...
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9.21 - Pranks & Pan Flutes
Our heroes are about to inspect their broken portals! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) sent Kevin away on errands to get a break, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) hired a judge, an economist and questioned a Good Works Company contractor, and Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra)...
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9.20 - The Final Job
Our heroes are hiring new members of the royal council! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) was furious when Butthole made Kevin his assistant, Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) provided a voice for the people of New Tombslab, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) hired himself a...
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9.19 - We Need to Talk About Kevin
Our heroes are continuing their investigations! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) let the others take the lead interrogating a former Greywater mercenary, Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) confirmed Good Works Corporation employees were all over town, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt,...
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9.18 - Time of the Crime
Our heroes are desperate to learn more about these potions! Smart Reginald (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) led “Team Genius” in learning about the potions, Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) was concerned when Ginny adopted Smart Reginald’s accent, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt)...
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9.17 - Team Genius
Our heroes have discovered a terrible conspiracy within Assguard! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) used zone of truth on the captive Fenris Borrachio, Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) became Gartok to aid in the questioning, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) led the team…
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9.16 - Your Best Self
Our heroes are on their way to interrogate a prisoner! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) sent Reginald to arrest Lexi in her disguise, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) made a new friend at the market, and Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) received enough confidence from…
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9.15 - A Wizard Yelled At Me
Our heroes are planning missions and confessing their sins! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) was doing menial labor around town while Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) finalized his plans with Lexi before her staged arrest, and Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) went to…
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9.14 - Confessions of Some Dangerous Minds
Our heroes continue to serve Assguard in their various roles! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) met with a noble who was more trouble than help, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) spoke with his local agent Lexi who had big plans, and Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) avoided his...
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9.13 - Better than Everyone
Our heroes are in the midst of a string of meetings! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) was invited to dinner with the Queen of Damara, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) exchanged terse words with an ambassador, and Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) was thrilled to see Quinny and...
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9.12 - Ringadingdingdong
Our heroes have discovered an obnoxious threat inside Toriel Portals! Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) discovered the art inside the Old Campaigner wasn’t up to Mrs. Paisley’s standards, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) discovered something was wrong with the portals, and Quinny...
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9.11 - Portal Problems
Our heroes arrived back in Assguard victorious! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) turned his prisoner over to Reginald, Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) made sure his new mount was cared for, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) had a very uncomfortable conversation with his...
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9.10 - The Slap of Swords
Our heroes saved the caravan and captured their foe! Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) cured everyone of their various poisons, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) struck down the escaping villain’s snake, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) carries out his first arrest as King....
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9.09 - You Suck
Our heroes are battling giant animals and a cannon man! Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) struck down a demonic coyote, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) lost Saffron and discovered their foes are super powerful, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) was forced to start fighting…
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9.08 - You’re Saving Us
Our heroes have slain the giant pigeon! Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) blended smites and the light of his moonbeam, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) finished the beast with a perfectly placed arrow, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) convinced himself he was stronger than...
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9.07 - Pigeon Fight
Our heroes are racing towards combat! Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) befriended his new horse Hi-Ho, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) discovered he’d been given a raptor to ride by Vinten Charlamagne, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) spent the entire ride meeting the new...
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9.06 - Welcome to the S***!
Our heroes have completed their first therapy session! Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) became Dr. Martok and ran the session, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) was declared pretty well adjusted, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) discovered he not only couldn’t win therapy…
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9.05 - Couples Therapy
Our heroes are on their way to therapy! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) sent Anyn on a hiring spree after getting suggestion from Cormium, Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) has to get ready for the arrival of his gang from Tombslab, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt)...
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9.04 - Bad Heir Day
Our heroes are making sure Ginny is alright before moving on to their other tasks! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) Quinny and his daughter off to talk, Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) received a potion that will let him shape change without wolfing out, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt,...
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9.03 - The Giggle-Pot
Our heroes are trying to make sure everyone is okay! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) got Ginny to open up about her recent breakup, Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) went looking for Quinny and instantly found him, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) was interrogated by his...
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9.02 - The Coolest Girl in the Kingdom
Our heroes have returned home discovering a month has passed while they were in a pocket dimension! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) prayed to himself and got caught up on things, Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) realized he could channel Martha via a seance to give therapy to...
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9.01 - Since U Been Gone
Our heroes have a magic school but Quinny doesn’t have a patron! Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) helped convince the ghost of Phineas he had done good in the world, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) used his divination powers and meteor swarm to destroy a djinn, and Quinny (Tyler...
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8.46 - No Djinn Deals (Season Finale)
Our heroes are about to restore Phineas Figplott! Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) convinced Horatio the only way he could find love was to be himself, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) helped fart the giant turtle towards a date with his crush, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt)...
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8.45 - TurtleQuest
Our heroes are helping a turtle find love! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) realized Phinease might be evil while interrogating Elphabian’s soul, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) got the woodland elementals discharged on the way out, and Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra)…
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8.44 - He Might Be Bad
Our heroes are searching underground for answers! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) led the group through the Warring Wood before being ambushed by elementals, Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) discovered the creatures were happy to be defeated, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante,...
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8.43 - The Warring Wood
Our heroes are heading for the war woods! Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) freed Seamus Banks’s from being trapped in a spell, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) led the group to the Pottery Barn on a side quest to find more of Phineas, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante)…
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8.42 - The Pottery Barn
Our heroes are in tremendous danger inside a maze! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) wanted to conjure an anti-magic field but couldn’t until Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) convinced him he could snap prayer again if everyone farted, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt)...
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8.41 - The Imagined Zoo
Our heroes have defeated the team sent by Scrolls+! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) was made huge and splattered enemies like bugs, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) cut the villainous manager Jenny Sequa in half, and Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) had a rough time...
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8.40 - Scrolls+
Our heroes are fighting inside the Twilight Tower! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) convinced the team to arm a mob of zombie helpers, Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) cast Sanctuary on Quinny before she and Butthole hid using banishment to spring an ambush, and Quinny (Tyler...
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8.39 - He’s a Real Bub
Our heroes are planning to retake the Twilight Tower! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) discovered a time loop in the eternal graveyard, Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) spoke to Jace Kyro who was in it trying to save students, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) realized…
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About this show
Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons is a podcast where improvisers who’ve never roleplayed before journey into the world of Dungeons & Dragons. The series is hosted by our dungeon master, Tom McGee, and features our regular players - the sneaky Tyler Hewitt, the brilliant Laura Hamstra, and the flatulent Ryan LaPlante - alongside a rotating cast of special guests. Featured on Spotify, ScreenRant, Lifehacker, and the official Dungeons & Dragons podcast Dragon Talk, Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons is regularly in the top 10 comedy fiction podcasts around the globe and ranked #2 of the top 50 fiction podcasts (and #72 of ALL podcasts) on Spotify in the USA. ScreenRant said of the show, "There's nothing better for beginning players!" So, join our heroes and find out why Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons has been downloaded more than 17 million times! You can follow the show on any social @dumbdumbdice, and become a hero yourself by joining our table at www.dumbdumbdice.com/join
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