Dumb People Town

Comedian Brandie Posey (Milk Job) stops by as Jason describes how thieves attempted to light a cannabis shop on fire only to light themselves on fire, Daniel explains how a Florida man broke into a card shop with a chainsaw to steal Pokemon cards, and Randy warns against letting your dog near a shotgun, and so much more!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian, podcasters, and actor Rafe Williams (RafeWilliamsComedy) stops by as Jason describes how a man was fined for pretending to be a ghost in a cemetery, Randy explains how an Australian cockroach kingpin was caught, and Daniel warns against maybe kidnapping a lady in Rochelle, Illinois, and so much more!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Actress, writer, activist, and podcaster Jameela Jamil (The Good Place, Wrong Turns podcast) stops by as Randy describes how a woman got her dog's ashes tattooed into her eyelids, Jason explains why there was a foot juice incident at Fanime Con, and Daniel warns against breaking into a salad restaurant, and so much more!Thanks to our sponsors: BetterHelp, Monarch, ASPCA Pet Insurance, and Hims!See the reviews, see what stands out, and see if BetterHelp is right for you. Visit Betterhelp.com/DPT.Use code DPT at Monarch.com to get your first year of Monarch Core half off at just $50.To explore coverage, visit ASPCApetinsurance.com/DPTTo get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED and more, visit Hims.com/DPTSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Author Gary Belsky (Solo Golf) stops by as Randy describes how a man bulldozed a pub after someone made a comment about his marriage, Jason explains why a man sued Waffle House after tripping in the parking lot, and Daniel warns against bringing knives and guns on a date, and so much more!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian and writer Skyler Higley (Help Me Be Black) stops by as Daniel describes why a man was arrested for pouring water on his brother during a pie argument, Jason explains how a tourist accidentally made a bomb threat with a translation app, and Jason tells us about a dog on a jetski getting towed behind a hoverboard, and so much more!Thanks to our sponsor: Monarch!Use code DPT at Monarch.com to get your first year of Monarch Core half off at just $50.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Writer, director, musician, comedian David Wain (Gail Daughtry and the Celebrity Sex Pass, Role Models, The State) stops by as Daniel describes why a masked dad tried to rob his own son at knifepoint, Randy explains how a Florida woman claimed cocaine found in her butt must have been from a past sexual encounter, and Jason warns against using your penis to pull a cop car, and so much more!Thanks to our sponsors: ASPCA Pet Insurance and Hims!To explore coverage, visit ASPCApetinsurance.com/DPTTo get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED and more, visit Hims.com/DPTSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian Christopher Titus (Tour and 10 Specials) stops by as Daniel describes how a woman rode naked on a motorbike, got fingered, and punched a blind man, Randy explains how a man was arrested for performing penis enlargement surgeries in the back of a Corolla, and Jason warns against quitting your job to breastfeed your boyfriend full time, and so much more!Thanks to our sponsors: BetterHelp and Monarch!Don’t let stigma stand in the way of support. Start therapy with BetterHelp. Sign up and get 10% off at BetterHelp.com/DPT. Use code: DPT at Monarch.com to get your first year of Monarch Core half off at just $50.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jason and Randy are once again joined by Jonah Ray, Matt Price, and J-Logic to share music they found this year but is not from this year.Here's a link to the playlist if you want to listen to more:https://music.apple.com/us/playlist/ptc-old-is-new-2026/pl.u-oZylYzZuBL1dNSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian Willie Macc (https://800PGR.lnk.to/GoodDadPR) stops by as Randy describes how a drunk woman drove on the sidewalk to chase a teen, Daniel explains how a wild brawl broke out at a kindergarten over seating, and Jason warns against rubbing raw chicken on a business you're mad at, and so much more!Thanks to our sponsors: ASPCA Pet Insurance and Hims!To explore coverage, visit ASPCApetinsurance.com/DPT.To get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED, Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more, visit Hims.com/DPT.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian, writer, and actor (Well Rounded Entertainer, Bob's Burgers) stops by as Jason describes how a stripper attacked her club's manager with a pole, Randy explains why "Baby Jessica" was arrested, and Daniel warns against stealing a Red Bull truck and trying to make a delivery, and so much more!Thanks to our sponsors: Hims and Sheath!To get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED, Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more, visit Hims.com/DPTFeel it to believe it. Go to sheath.com/DPT and use code DPT for 20% off!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian and late night host Ben Gleib (Good Night with Ben Gleib) stops by as Jason describes teenage campers that claim they were stalked by a group of Sasquatches, Randy explains why a woman crashed her car into a golf course with mini bottles of Fireball everywhere, and Daniel warns against shoplifting and stuffing your items inside of you, and so much more!Thanks to our sponsor: Monarch!Use code DPT at Monarch.com to get your first year half off at just $50.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian, Emmy Winning Writer, and author Jamie Lee (My Friend Katy) stops by as Daniel describes an influencer that was banned for life from all Six Flags for eating nuggets on a ride, Jason explains why a drunk man tried to use his shoe as a phone before being arrested, and Randy warns against living in a strangers' crawl space, and so much more!Thanks to our sponsors: BetterHelp, ASPCA Pet Insurance, and Hims!You don’t have to be on this journey alone. Find support and have someone with you in therapy. Sign up and get 10% off at BetterHelp.com/DPT. To explore coverage, visit ASPCApetinsurance.com/DPTTo get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED, Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more, visit Hims.com/DPTSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian and actor Johnny Pemberton (Mermaid, Live Dates) stops by as Jason describes a French teen's run in with Singapore law after licking all the straws at a vending machine, Daniel explains how an ex-HP finance manager was sentenced after lavish spending, and Randy warns against driving a car on a Top Golf course, and so much more! Sub Wall!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian, writer, and magician Larry Wilmore (https://www.thelarrywilmore.com/) stops by as Daniel describes why a mother in law wants to nap in a couple's bed and it causes marital strife as you'd expect, Randy explains how a California man was arrested for buying and returning Lego sets after replacing the pieces with pasta, and Jason warns against leaving your 7 children to live your life as a 6 year old child, and so much more!Feel it to believe it. Go to sheath.com/DPT and use code DPT for 20% off!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian Brad Williams (Live On Short Street) stops by as Daniel describes how a drunk wedding guest lit fire to the venue, Jason explains why a fight broke out on a beach over washed up glass, and Randy updates us on why you still shouldn't wear a bear suit to destroy cars and scam the insurance company, and so much more!Thanks to our sponsors: Monarch, ASPCA Pet Insurance, and Hims!Use code DPT at Monarch dot com to get your first year half off at just $50.To explore coverage, visit ASPCApetinsurance.com/DPT.To get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED, Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more, visit Hims.com/DPTSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian, journalist, and podcaster Jon Lovett (Pod Save America, Lovett Or Leave It) stops by as Randy describes a woman who married a river, Daniel explains how a woman fell down a drain at a car wash at 3am, and Randy warns against wearing a squirrel costume and throwing acorns at police, and so much more!Thanks to our sponsor: BetterHelp!You don’t have to be on this journey alone. Find support and have someone with you in therapy. Sign up and get 10% off at BetterHelp.com/DPT. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian and actor Frankie Quinones (The Dress Up Gang, Cholo Fit, https://frankiequinones.com/) stops by as Daniel describes a man peeing in "the woods," Jason explains how an AirBnB guest is accused of peeing on furniture, and Randy warns against getting drunk and high after an AA meeting and busting up an airport, and so much more!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian/ringmaster Zach Zucker (Stamptown) stops by as Jason describes the oddest unclaimed luggage left at airports, Daniel explains why a group of women started a brawl over a sauce charge, and Randy warns drinking and driving and losing your wife while operating a golf cart, and so much more!Thanks to our sponsors: ASPCA Pet Insurance and Hims!To explore coverage, visit ASPCApetinsurance.com/DPTTo get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED, Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more, visit Hims.com/DPT.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian, actor, and podcaster Justin Hires (Killin It podcast audio Video) stops by as Jason describes a police chase involving a naked man accused of hit and run, Randy explains how a man stole an ambulance with a patient in the back, and Daniel warns against hitting police with a bible before pooping yourself, and so much more!Thanks to our sponsors: Monarch and Hims!Use code DPT at Monarch.com to get your first year half off at just $50.To get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED, Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more, visit Hims.com/DPT.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian, actress, and writer Chloe Radcliffe (Tour) stops by as Daniel describes a woman in a cow suit that has been arrested multiple times, Randy explains a viral phenomenon that has young people in Argentina believing that they are animals, and Jason warns a setting fires to kill spiders, and so much more!Thanks to our sponsor: BetterHelp!When life feels overwhelming, therapy can help. Sign up and get 10% off at BetterHelp.com/DPT. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian Morgan Jay (Podcast, Tour) stops by as Jason describes a man yelling slurs that sets himself on fire instead of a house, Daniel explains how much an antique vampire hunting kit sold for, and Randy warns against having sex with appliances at a resort, and so much more!Thanks to our sponsors: ASPCA Pet Insurance and Hims!To explore coverage, visit ASPCApetinsurance.com/DPT.To get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED, Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more, visit Hims.com/DPT.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian Jackie Kashian (Alter-Kashian) stops by as Randy describes how a man got banned from McDonald's for bringing a horse-drawn wagon through the drive thru, Jason explains how a judge threw out a lawsuit against Buffalo Wild Wings about boneless wings, and Daniel warns against wearing a Batman cowl when trying to de-escalate a neighborhood dispute, and so much more!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian, writer, and rapper Lamar Woods (Rebel Love Language) stops by as Jason describes how a hospital had to be evacuated after WWI artillery was found in a patient's butt, Randy explains why Rhode Island may ditch their Mr. Potatohead license plates, and Daniel reveals the world's funniest joke (according to some scientists), and so much more!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian and actor Molly Kearney (DMV) stops by as Daniel describes a North Carolina woman who set fire to the wrong house, Randy explains how a kindergarten teacher got caught doing cocaine in the bathroom, and Jason warns about aggressive turkeys, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: ASPCA Pet Insurance and Hims! To explore coverage, visit ASPCApetinsurance.com/DPT  To get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED, Weight Loss, and more, visit Hims.com/DPTSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian and podcaster Ryan Sickler (The Honeydew, The Way Back, Live & Alive) stops by as Daniel describes how a cafe has been accused of blasphemy over the name of a sandwich, Randy explains how a man broke into a Little Caesar's and started making and selling pizzas, and Jason warns against sending meth into bank drive thru tubes, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: BetterHelp and Monarch! Your emotional wellbeing matters. Find support and feel lighter in therapy. Sign up and get 10% off at BetterHelp.com/DPT. Set yourself up for financial success in 2026 with Monarch. The all-in-one tool that makes proactive money management simple, all year long. Use code DPT at monarch.com for half off your first year.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian, actress, and writer Sheedz (Jury Duty, South Side) stops by as Randy describes how a woman recovered a stolen Hamburglar statue, Daniel explains how a man was accidentally paid several times his salary, quits, and disappeared, and Jason warns that the police will use drone to catch serial park poopers, and so much more!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian Ali Siddiq (Tour and Specials) stops by as Randy describes how an adult performer named Kinky Kelli got arrested for peeing on groceries, Jason explains why a man tried to order Rally's at KFC and led police on a scooter chase, and Daniel warns against robbing people for not buying you Wendy's, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: ASCPA Pet Insurance and Hims! To explore coverage, visit ASPCApetinsurance.com/DPT  To get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED, Weight Loss, and more, visit Hims.com/DPT. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian Jiaoying Summers (What Specie Are You?) stops by as Daniel describes how a police chase became a manhunt with alligators, Jason explains how a man set his brother's house on fire by using a blow torch to thaw gas lines, and Randy warns against robbing a meat market in the nude, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: Monarch! Set yourself up for financial success in 2026 with Monarch. The all-in-one tool that makes proactive money management simple, all year long. Use code DPT at monarch.com for half off your first year.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian and writer Jena Friedman (Tour) stops by and Gareth Reynolds from The Dollop (Tour) fills in for Daniel as Jason describes how a drunk man apologized and returned stolen mandolins, Randy explains why a woman tried to be a mermaid after attacking a deputy, and Gareth warns pooping at police, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: BetterHelp and Quince! Sign up and get 10% off at BetterHelp.com/DPT. Refresh your wardrobe with Quince. Go to Quince.com/DPT for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian and podcaster Dave Anthony from The Dollop (Tour) fills in for Daniel as Jason describes how a snowplow driver admits to doing cocaine before a crash, Dave explains how a woman stole Hershey's chocolate and feminine pads from a store, and Randy warns against murdering your imaginary friend, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: ASPCA Pet Insurance and Hims! To explore coverage, visit ASPCApetinsurance.com/DPT  To get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED, Weight Loss, and more, visit Hims.com/DPT. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian Evan Hull (evanhull.com) stops by as Daniel describes a woman that is seeking "puppy support" after her dog got pregnant, Jason explains how a Florida man was arrested for using a drone to deliver meth, and Randy warns against wearing "mom shorts," and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: Monarch! This New Year, achieve your financial goals for good. Monarch is the all-in-one tool that makes proactive money management simple, all year long. Use code DPT at monarch.com for 50% off your first year.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian Hampton Yount (@TheHamptonYount on YouTube) stops by as Randy describes a woman who claims to have had a threesome with a woman and her dead husband's ghost, Jason explains how a Florida man in a Dalmatian onesie outran police but was caught at his girlfriend's house, and Daniel warns against fellatio while driving, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: Chewy! Chewy has everything you need to keep your pet happy and healthy. And right now you can save $20 on your first order and get free shipping by going to Chewpanions.chewy.com/dumbpeopletown.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Daniel, Jason, and Randy are joined by the incredible voice talents of Chris Cox, Kenny Stevenson, and Jonathan Kite to bring you the 2025 Character Episode from View From The Cheap Seats! You'll hear from celebrities like Dennis Rodman, Steven Seagal, Michael Caine (multiple), Jerry Jones, Charlie Sheen, Tom Hanks, Liam Neeson, Mark and Donnie Wahlberg, Nicolas Cage, Stone Cold Steve Austin, Kris Kristofferson, Tiger Woods, Anthony Bourdain, and so much more! Thanks to ours sponsors: BetterHelp, Monarch, ASCPA Pet Insurance, and Hims! BetterHelp makes it easy to get matched online with a qualified therapist. Sign up and get 10% off at BetterHelp.com/DPT.  This New Year, achieve your financial goals for good. Monarch is the all-in-one tool that makes proactive money management simple, all year long. Use code DPT at monarch.com for half off your first year. To explore coverage, visit ASPCApetinsurance.com/DPT To get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED, Weight Loss, and more, visit Hims.com/DPT. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Your end of year soundtrack is ready! The Sklar Brothers pass the cord for a special music episode to close out 2025 with guests Matt Price and J-Logic. Continuing the tradition started on View From The Cheap Seats, sans Jonah Ray this time unfortunately. Happy New Year!  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian, actor, writer, and podcaster Brad Morris (Business Trips on ATC) stops by as Daniel describes how a drunk guy got kicked out of Epcot, Randy explains why a man who cryogenically froze his wife has started dating again, and Jason warns against trying to impress your kids by setting a World Record, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: ASCPA Pet Insurance and Monarch! To explore coverage, visit ASPCApetinsurance.DPT Don’t let financial opportunity slip through the cracks. Use code DPT at monarch.com in your browser for half off your first year.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Actor and improvisor Bill Glass (Dr. Rick in the Progressive ads, St. Denis Medical) stops by as Jason describes how a raccoon broke into a liquor store, got drunk, and passed out in the bathroom, Daniel explains why a Utah man stole a truck for an alien encounter, and Randy warns against calling 9-1-1 during your spiritual awakening, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: Chewy! Every pet deserves a wish come true. Send your pet’s wish to Chewy.com/ChewyClaus and it might become a reality. Plus, your wish means Chewy will donate 5 meals to pets in need.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian, actor, and podcaster Bert Kreischer (Free Bert coming to Netflix, Bertcast, 2 Bears 1 Cave) stops by as Daniel describes how a Florida man posed as a cast member and stole an R2D2 replica to prove he was worthy of a job at DisneyWorld, Randy explains why a US judge had to resign for wearing an Elvis wig in court, and Jason tried to tell a story but Bert got hung up on time zones, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: Quince and Hims! Get your wardrobe sorted and your gift list handled with Quince. Don't wait! Go to Quince.com/DPT for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. Now available in Canada, too. To get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED, Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more, visit Hims.com/DPT. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian and podcaster Cory Peter Lane (Business Casual, Stamptown) stops by as Daniel describes how a bouncy castle baron fire bombed his rivals, Randy explains how a couple was caught having sex in a jail lobby, and Jason warns against calling mall security and crying because a customer wants their watch fixed, and so much more!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian Leslie Liao (Tour dates) stops by as Randy describes a couple that got caught having sex on a flight, Daniel explains how a Japanese government official drunkenly lost an important USB drive during a night out, and Jason warns against jumping off of a cruise ship to avoid paying gambling debts, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: Monarch, Quince, and ASPCA Pet Insurance! Don’t let financial opportunity slip through the cracks. Use code DPT at monarch.com in your browser for half off your first year. Give and get timeless holiday staples that last this season with Quince. Go to Quince.com/DPT for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. Now available in Canada, too. To explore coverage, visit ASPCApetinsurance.comDPTSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian and actor Carmen Christopher (The Bear) stops by as Daniel describes how a Brazilian woman married a rag doll, Randy explains how bulls escaped from a rodeo, and Jason warns against chugging Tabasco sauce and challenging people to a fight, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: Chewy, BetterHelp, and Hims! Every pet deserves a wish come true. Send your pet’s wish to Chewy.com/ChewyClaus and it might become a reality. Plus, your wish means Chewy will donate 5 meals to pets in need. This month, don’t wait to reach out. Whether you're checking in on a friend or reaching out to a therapist yourself, BetterHelp makes it easier to take that first step. Our listeners get 10% off their first month at BetterHelp.com/DPT. To get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED, Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more, visit Hims.com/DPT.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian, actor, and podcaster Eddie Pepitone (The Collapse) stops by as Daniel describes how man a with a whistling scrotum escaped death, Randy explains why a firefighter dropped "possibly" used tampons on her ex's lawn, and Jason warns against breaking into a stadium for a Diet Coke, and so much more!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian Jenny Zigrino (Live Dates & Weekly Show) stops by as Randy describes how an IHOP waitress got charged with groping a customer, Jason explains why a woman put glitter and salt in her ex's engine, and Daniel warns against storing your meth in a mason jar, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: ASPCA Pet Health Insurance! To explore coverage, visit ASPCApetinsurance.com/DPT. Eligibility restrictions apply. Visit ASPCApetinsurance.com/amazonterms for more info. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Rock star, podcaster, and goblin John Goblikon (Right Now podcast) stops by as Randy describes how an Ohio officer was attacked by an inflatable pumpkin, Jason explains why a buriel was halted because a different casket was found in the grave, and Daniel warns you to beware the ice bandit, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: Chewy, Quince, BetterHelp, and Hims! This Halloween, make your pets be part of the celebration. Shop costumes, toys, and treats with Chewy! Go to Chewpanions.chewy.com/DUMBPEOPLETOWN to get $20 off your first order. Layer up this fall with pieces that feel as good as they look. Go to Quince.com/DPT for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. Now available in Canada, too. This month, don’t wait to reach out. Whether you're checking in on a friend or reaching out to a therapist yourself, BetterHelp makes it easier to take that first step. Our listeners get 10% off their first month at BetterHelp.com/DPT. To get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED, Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more, visit Hims.com/DPT.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian Vince Caldera (Up & Coming) stops by as Jason describes how a man brought an emotional support alligator to a Pennsylvania Walmart, Randy explains why a Melbourne couple was "blessing sites" but were arrested for vandalism, and Daniel warns against trying to jump over a sink hole on a motorcycle, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: Monarch! Don’t let financial opportunity slip through the cracks. Use code DPT at monarch.com in your browser for half off your first year.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Actor/writer Michael Strassner (Baltimorons on demand) stops by as Daniel describes how a man attacked state troopers with an excavator to prevent them from arresting his son, Jason explains why a "bored" motorist rammed a police car that was conducting a traffic stop, and Randy warns against refusing to pay an escort who has silly string in her purse, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: BetterHelp! This World Mental Health Day, we’re celebrating the therapists who’ve helped millions of people take a step forward. If you’re ready to find the right therapist for you, BetterHelp can help you start that journey. Our listeners get 10% off their first month at BetterHelp.com/DPT.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Radio and podcast host Jesse Thorn (Jordan Jesse Go!, Bullseye, Judge John Hodgman) stops by as Daniel describes how a man with drugs asked the police for protection, Jason explains why a French woman sued the company that paid her for 20 years to do nothing, and Randy warns wearing a hotdog costume while vandalizing a car, and so much more! To explore coverage, visit ASPCApetinsurance.com/DPT. To get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED, Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more, visit Hims.com/DPT. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian, actor, and Emmy Winner Alex Edelman (The Paper, Tour dates) stops by as Randy describes a Canadian man driving down the road in a Pink Barbie Jeep, Jason explains how a surgeon left during a surgery to have sex with a nurse, and Daniel warns against taking pranks too far(t) at your job, and so much more!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian, actor, and photographer Steve Agee (Peacemaker) stops by as Randy describes a Florida man that thwarted a burglary while wearing Batman pajamas, Daniel explains how a Taiwanese man teaches calculus on Pornhub, and Jason warns against singing Nickleback in the wilderness, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: Chewy! Chewy has everything you need to keep your pet happy and healthy. And right now you can save $20 on your first order and get free shipping by going to Chewpanions.chewy.com/DPT. Minimum purchase required. New customers only. Terms and conditions apply. See site for complete details.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Actress/comedian Vanessa Bayer (SNL, How Did We Get Weird) stops by as Jason describes why a Maine man refused to get off a stranger's roof, Daniel explains how a family has put a sign out to tell people why their dog is on the roof, and Randy warns against trying to get clicks on social media if you're police officer, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: Quince, Hims, and BetterHelp! Keep it classic and cool this fall—with long-lasting staples from Quince. Go to Quince.com/DPT for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. To get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED, Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more, visit Hims.com/DPT.  As the largest online therapy provider in the world, BetterHelp can provide access to mental health professionals with a diverse variety of expertise.Find the one, with BetterHelp. Our listeners get 10% off their first month at BetterHelp.com/DPT.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Actor Oscar Nunez (The Paper on Peacock) stops by as Daniel describes how a woman was charged for breaking a bathroom sink during sex, Jason explains why Massachusetts woman was hit with a large medical bill after a bat flies into her mouth, and Randy warns against speeding in your work vehicle, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: ASCPA Pet Insurance! To explore coverage, visit ASPCApetinsurance.com/DPT. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.