Dumbasses and Dragons

We are back and better than ever! Welcome to the mystical lands of Hundoon! Where all the secrets of the worlds lie. We are joined by Harris, an Owlfolk professor, and Orifel, a Luni archaeologist. What fate will befall them in this season?!

Thank you all so much for coming on this journey with us. Our party is facing end of it all. Will we survive the fight? Let's find out in SPACE PLACES!

All good things must come to an end but to be frank, we've been pretty bad so I'm not sure what's going to happen to us. Either way, the party jumps into eternity tonight!

A spaghetti western showdown on Hecate! Droids taking their revenge on their masters! Jenn getting hit by a speeder! This episode has it all and then... Nothing... Hmm...

A truly stunning showdown back at the Blood Moon cantina! We have it all! Mysterious strangers! Exploration of an unknown planet! EXPLOSIONS! (Not the last part actually)

Besides the fact that our party is facing off against what is essentially Treebeard, they also have to face the fact that The Angel of Machines is ready to slice their asses up with his metal wings. What fun!

While Korre is off living the high life in the capitol with senators and princesses and whatever else she wants, Asha and Jenn are planning to burn down a tree. A very large one. With a nightclub and hopefully an angel in it.

Our party is finally at a meeting point on the capitol planet, Central, where we learn of plots and conspiracies as well as the location of a certain angel.

At the stunning conclusion of last episode, we see some not very nice things going on. Korre makes reliable friends and Jenn and Asha are being attacked by a space whale inside their own ship!

Korre has gone off to parts unknown in a giant ship and Jen and Asha are set off on their own tasks. During the journey Korre has a nice ride and makes friends and people afraid of her. The rest of the party however.

Yeah let's just blow up an asteroid colony. I'm sure there's nothing wrong with doing that. No consequences of our actions to deal with directly afterwards.

These droids will be the death of Jen while the endless amusement to the rest of the party. Also apparently there's a whole mossy world we never knew about!

Being on a planet such as Phoock, the party has to be ready for anything and it coming from anywhere. Unfortunately this time it came from Korre, in the form of droids.Intro music by Diamond Ace!

So we finally get off the planet of metal and find the Cheek Clapper. Now we're off to a new side-quest where we don't find the most annoying creatures in the galaxy.Intro music by Diamond Ace!

Jen is going to get pretty upset if Sham ends up hurting himself. We might need him for something later on!Intro music by Diamond Ace!

As if Sham wasn't already scarred enough, now there's evil stuff brewing in Space Places.Intro music by Diamond Ace!

In a stroke of brilliance (and a heaping helping of luck) our Dumbasses got a ship completely legitimately! Now they're off to wreak havoc on the greater galaxy and find a whole host of new problems!Intro music by Diamond Ace!

Whereby an old friend joins us in a not so nice encounter and we also discover phobias in a cave.Intro music by Diamond Ace!

I'd like to apologize for the imagery in this episode ...Intro music by Diamond Ace!

Imagine yourself as a group of dumbasses stuck on a space prison, about to be jettisoned into a miasma-like planet and have to live out your lives in hateful spite of God.Intro music by Diamond Ace!

Much to nobody's surprise Korre has a mental breakdown, Jenn tries to pick up those pieces and Asha just goes back to his cell. Do they ever leave this prison?Intro music by Diamond Ace!

Please be advised, stay away from the lower levels as there is currently construction for new cells. I repeat, please stay away from the lower levels of the prison.... Or else.Intro music by Diamond Ace!

Our party continues it's descent into the underbelly of a Republic prison and as they continue, they may have to help some of the most unsavory creatures in the galaxy!Also some weird shit goes down.Intro music by Diamond Ace!

Our dumbasses decide that enough is enough and they need to start making some headway in getting their escape so what better way than start a food fight?Intro music by Diamond Ace!

Welcome to Dumbasses and Dragons... IN SPACE!Meet Asha, the Sith Sentinel,Korre, the Arkanian EngineerJen, the Sith MonkThis season of Dumbasses and Dragons we're playing the 5.e conversion for Star Wars tabletop and it's going to be a ride! Our poor, hapless party starts out on a Republic prison with a laundry list of crimes that seem to be lies!What will happen to our party? Find out!Intro music by Diamond Ace!

We hope you're as excited for season two as we are and now that it's dawning on us, we're going to space! The next season is going to be a conversion of Star Wars content to 5e so get ready for space magic alien lovers. Thanks for listening!

Thank you all for checking out season one of Dumbasses and Dragons, we went through a lot in this season. Now let's see how these Dumbasses end it all!

You thought giving birth was going to be the worst thing these dumbasses experience and Binder but boy are you wrong! Get ready for even more BS!

Making our way back toBinder where XiamoraDefinitely doesn't give birthDOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO!

In which the DM takes over the podcast and dumps a bunch of lore.Dan has the pro seeds -Yizzick

Our fearless party roll up on what they thing is Farnhelm but all is not as it seems as they stumble upon a castle that are on no maps.

On a completely unexpected note, the party takes a small detour from the Quest to tackle a tower in the middle of the forest. Do you want to play a game?

Yeah the title says it all honestly.

Hot off the trail of a city of jello, our party wanders back to the sunny beach town of Minista where they hope that the inn they set to run is still standing. Not much else has worked out so far.

Our party has all agreed to never stomp across a gelatin lake and almost forcibly getting evolved. The Gauntlet goes on to explore a darker part of Elcyee's past as well as see some familiar faces.

Following an attempted rest under a pale blue moonlight our party has let their guard down and invited a truly scaly menace....

Hot off the heels of our horrifying encounter in the snow, our party decides it's time to continue the quest they have been given and go to Varanoose! In this town, they find a large lake! What horrors could be awaiting them?

While traveling from city to city, our adventurous dumbasses encounter a wild beast stealing children in a snowy area. What could this possibly mean for them!?

Well it seems Ilma is not quite what it seemed but there's no one left to really save. I guess we're on to a new town and adventure!

Our fearless party of gallivanting warriors hop into the Flame of Elith and enter her domain! What will our party meet in their adventure on a new plane?

So you're thinking you walk into a new town with a big fire in the center and weird little fires everywhere and there's nothing off about this place? Think again!

So our party has decided to take Ilma out. The whole damn city. They're bringing down this cult, one way or the other!

Our fearless adventurer party encounters a blacksmith with muscle gleamingZephyr antagonizes him and sends all of us screamingA market unfolded Monstrosities to beholdOrange...

Making our way through this city that definitely isn't a cult, our party gets to take a much needed breather and get to discuss life and what's going on in this city.

Today on our lore room we're formally introducing Dan the Bugbear and get to learn how Dan became Dan. His life is a mystery to us all, even himself!

Our party has finally reached Ilma and they find out that not everything is as it seems here, namely the giant flames everywhere and for once we didn't make them!

After finding the creature in Minista's Cove, our party has a not so nice encounter with family members and Dan gets a giant dropped on him!

Check out The Lore Room where we take a look into the party's backstory and figure out the hows and whys of each party member! Today we're taking a look at your lovely and lascivious lizard, Yizzik Gladescale!

Our dumbasses are exploring the city of Minista. What will they find? Who will they come across? Do they end yet another poor, hapless beings life? Time to find out!

Welcome back to The Lore Room, where we delve into our character's minds and learn their story and their life. Today we're taking a look at our resident windy boy, Zephyr! Hop in and learn about where our air genasi came from and what his thoughts are on the story so far!