Dummies in the Desert

Sorry that the quality of this episode sucks, I didn't have the time to properly edit it.

Do you need some albums recommendations? We got you covered. Join us as we talk about our favorite albums from The Beatles and Prince to Kayne West and Kendrick Lamar to Spoon and Daft Punk. Playlist link: https://spotify.link/7YBm4uAFBJb Merch Link: https://dummies-the-the-desert.printify.me/products

From the Silk, Sea and Sand Roads and the rise of the Monguls to the columbian exchange to the Great Depression to fall of the British Empire, listen to semiprofessional historians Jack Monson and Aidan Giles as they go through all of the history students see in AP World. You may not have done much work throughout the school year but if you have an hour and forty minutes to spare we can offer a semi decent substitute. merch link: https://dummies-the-the-desert.printify.me/products

Can the dummies solve all the world's problems? Which dummy has the most rizz? What are the Dummies' favorite princess movie? Merch Link: https://dummies-the-the-desert.printify.me/products/1

Sing some of your favorite Christmas carols with your favorite dummies.

What is the true meaning of Christmas? Can the dummies write Christmas Carols? What is the best Christmas movie? Fortnite? Merch Link: https://dummies-the-the-desert.printify.me/products/1

Which of the dummies would be the best Santa Clause? What are some of the wackiest holiday traditions? Would you go to prom with Mrs. Clause? Can the dummies sing Christmas carols? Merch Link: https://dummies-the-the-desert.printify.me/products/1

Who can cook the best food? Where did James go? Can you cook pasta only using plastic spoons? Why didn't Nathan and Jackin cook their soup? Merch Link: https://dummies-the-the-desert.printify.me/products/1

Who killed Nathan? Is Satchel a psychopath? What did we find in our Dark Web Mystery Box? Is Devin a good Butler? Merch Link: https://dummies-the-the-desert.printify.me/products/1

Can Luke write a song in 5 minutes? Can Luke kill evil Dylan? Who knows Luke the best? Who is the best dancer? Will Nathan finish his quesadilla? Where is Luke going? Merch Link: https://dummies-the-the-desert.printify.me/products/1

Which dummy will get the most dates? How does one talk to a women? Am I a nerd for making a game segment about analytics? What happened to our political ideology tier list segment? Merch Link: https://dummies-the-the-desert.printify.me/products/1

Will Nathan and Carter be able to escape the Temple of the Thing They Want? What's Carter's coolest Transformer? Who knows Carter the best? What are the best cheeses? What is Carter going to do now that he's leaving home? Merch Link: https://dummies-the-the-desert.printify.me/products

Does anyone remember Just James? Can we write a screenplay in 5 minutes? What's the best lizard? Are we pro or anti microphones? Why if politics do where ideologies perhaps? Merch Link: https://dummies-the-the-desert.printify.me/products four and a half

Which president would win in a fist fight? What is the best American Stereotype? Are we about to get canceled? Will Aidan shut up about American History? Why did we add a Gushers ad? (disclaimer: most people should be smart enough to understand this but for the rest of the population just because one person says or believes in one thing that does not mean the The Dummies in the Desert as a whole endorses it or that all the other members believe in it) Merch Link: https://dummies-the-the-desert.printify.me/products

Will the Dummies be able to survive the heat? What are some of the Dummies darkest secrets? Can Dummies still argue as their mouths on fire? Will Aidan be able to talk about Midway? What are the best political ideologies? Do any of the Dummies understand any of the political ideologies? This episode is dedicated to Joe Stuart cause he gave us the hot sauce and he's a cool dude. We are very Pro-Joe Stuart. Merch Link: https://dummies-the-the-desert.printify.me

Will Aidan ever shut up about the Sharknado movies? What the balls is Troll 2 about? Which of the Cars movies is the best? Is Killer Bean racist? Why do we watch so many bad movies? https://dummies-the-the-desert.printify.me

Do you really know the Dummies? Do the Dummies really know the Dummies? Can a hammer head shark beat up a tiger? What is the best word that starts with the letter X? What is the best pillow on the Curtis's couch? Why is this episode basically just ASMR? Merch Link: https://dummies-the-the-desert.printify.me/products

Let me guess the AP test is in a couple weeks and you didn't read the book. Don't worry Jack and Aidan got you. In this review we go over the entire history of America and sing James K. Polk by They Might Be Giants. We go from Pre-columbian Native Americans, to the American Revolution, to the Anti-Masonic Party, to the Canning of Sumner, to Woodrow Wilson (cringe), to FDR's two billion organizations, to Cold War, to Jack becoming the first Dictator of the United States of America, and along the way why not take a couple dozen Panics of (insert year of choice) and Strikes for the road. Merch Link: https://dummies-the-the-desert.printify.me/products

Who's smarter Dummies or Scholars? Is McDonalds Marxist or Stalinist? Is 7 the 6th best number? What is the 3rd furthest planet from Earth? What is the best School Subject? Will Katlyn do my AP Chemistry homework for me? Find out all of this and more as us Dummies team up with Scholars to find out what is truly the meaning of the universe. Then once we found it we got bored so we recorded another episode of the podcast. Merch Link: https://dummies-the-the-desert.printify.me/products

"There must be some way out of here, said the joker to the thief" learn of the chaos, death and politics that was carried out during one of the most contentious times in American history. Hippies, Helicopters and Hellish Guerrilla warfare this is the story of the Vietnam War and why America was doomed to loose it... Merch Link: https://dummies-the-the-desert.printify.me/products

How could you catch a leprechaun? What's the best way to catch potatoes? Is Austin Irish? Could Conner McGregor beat up WB Yeats? Happy Saint Patrick's day! Today we celebrate everything Irish from potatoes to... Merch Link: https://dummies-the-the-desert.printify.me/products

Could you date someone who thinks you're a lobster? What's the best pickup line?  Has Lucas ever watched a Barbie movie? Is Sophie a socialist? What came first the chicken or the egg?  Did Kayden use the 007 cologne Lizzy gave him?  Join us as we answer all of these questions and many more with the alien species known to us as women! Merch Link: https://dummies-the-the-desert.printify.me/products

Everyone yells at each other and Devin farts.  Merch Link: https://dummies-the-the-desert.printify.me/products

The closest the world has ever come to nuclear armageddon. After the US finds nuclear missiles in the hands of Castro the world anxiously stood still to see if Kennedy and Khrushchev could settle the crisis or if the tension of the Cold War would finally boil over into nuclear war.   Merch Link: https://dummies-the-the-desert.printify.me/products

An uncompromising communist struggles to take Russia from it's incompetent Tsar. Along the way watch the wars, tragedies, famines, wizards and revolutions that would leave Russia in the power of one of the most ruthless and cruel tyrants in world history.  Merch Link: https://dummies-the-the-desert.printify.me/products

What is the best school lunch? What are haikus?  Can Dylan read the dictionary? Who are the Lunch Ladies? Find out all of this and more as we dare to expose the secrets of those that serve us our food! Merch Link: https://dummies-the-the-desert.printify.me/products

Midway, Gettysburg, Oppenheimer, Propoganda and Ferdinand. Come with us, Carter, Aidan, Other Aidan, and Jackin as we tell the stories of history. Find heros, villain and those in shades of grey. School history may be boring but we are here to show you that history isn't, in fact, it's the greatest story ever told.  Merch Link: https://dummies-the-the-desert.printify.me/products

Why is Brock's chicken blue? Are we pro-mailmen? What is a kangaroo rat? Will Abe ever stop playing with the props? Find out all of this and more as we study the beautiful or dumb creatures of the desert! Merch Link: https://dummies-the-the-desert.printify.me/products

What is the best letter of the Alphabet? What animals could beat Abe in a fist fight? Are older brothers better? (they are) Who is JUST JAMES? All of these questions are answered in the new hit podcat! Merch Link: https://dummies-the-the-desert.printify.me/products