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Dump Stats
by Dump Stats
Friends embark on a journey of escapism.
Episodes
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Dump Stats Lost Episodes: Jurassic Pork
The gang goes off on a news story about genetic modification. Listen to a group of fools on this April fools Day.
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S4E57 - Coda Millennia IX: The Last Necronopath
Tonight...on the grand finale of Dump Stats, the saga of the Bad Humanoids comes to a close. Jurm addresses his people. Nero calls in the big guns. Sozé leads a charge. Dash faces her destiny. Good night. Good luck. We love you all...Bad Humanoids for life. Music and sound effects from...
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S4E56 - Coda Millennia VIII: The Wall of Corpses
Tonight on Dump Stats... Baphomet is dead, but Jurm is left in the wind...he's LITERALLY plummeting to the earth while Crandle (sp?) takes the helm. Nero faces off against Orcus, while the Planeswalkers rally against Haster.
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S4E55 - Coda Millennia VII: Angels & Demons
Tonight on Dump Stats... after wading through legions of undead...the Bad Humanoids must now face off against the Demon Lords Haster, Orcus and Baphomet. Things are gonna get ugly. Music and sound effects from FesliyanStudios.com!
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S4E54 - Coda Millennia VI: Waking the Dead
Tonight on Dump Stats... the Dead march against the Bad Humanoids forces as Akova unleashes the power of Death Magic. Nero has flashbacks. Rax makes an important decision. Sozé makes a rough landing. The Drake's Sigh takes a detour. The hoards plan to overrun our heroes at both the Solitect and...
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S4E53 - Coda Millenia V: The Eye of the Storm
Tonight on Dump Stats... the Bad Humanoids continue their battle, facing off against Eight Schools of Magic erupting from the volcano Akova. Strap in...things might get windy.
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S4E52 - Coda Millenia IV: Awakenings
Tonight on Dump Stats... The Au'Roq unleashes the Octarcana against Candera...and its up to the Bad Humanoids to contend against the forces of the universe itself. FYI the first 24 minutes of this episode is all character stats, ship stats, army stats etc. Its gonna be a big ass final battle y'all.
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S4E51 - Coda Millennia III: You Can't Go Home
Dump Stats is back after a holiday hiatus. Tonight, the invasion commences as Akova erupts. The Planeswalkers have arrived and given a temporary reprieve to the Bad Humanoids, but their defenses will not hold forever. Nero and Jurm assess their new assets, while Nathaniel and Dash fend off…
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S4E50 - Coda Millenia II: Akova Speaks
Tonight on Dump Stats... Akova erupts earlier than expected and the Bad Humanoids scramble to defend Candera. Listeners are offered a glimpse into another world effected by the Au'Roq... a tale told in three parts. Special guest voice actors Will Lavasque and John Kirby Farrington III Additional...
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S4E49 - Coda Millennia: The Last Temptation of Rax
Tonight on Dump Stats... the Bad Humanoids wrap up an epic Boat Prom aboard the captured Rebel Queller. Later, Jurm suggests a radical plan, and Nero pays a visit to an old enemy and an even older friend. The beginning of the end draws near.
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S4E48 - Danza della Nave
Tonight on Dump Stats... There's only one way to honor a fallen comrade...Boat Prom! Buckle up, these waters are rough!
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S4E47 - Barlovento
Tonight on Dump Stats... the Bad Humanoids say goodbye to one of their own.
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S4E46 - Mi Capitán
Tonight on Dump Stats... The Bad Humanoids attack the Rebel Queller and face off against a legion of undead lead by Sterling Forsythe.
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S4E45 - Diventa Morte
Tonight on Dump Stats... The battle is over. A new God of Death is crowned. An old friend returns. Plans are made.
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S4E44 - Chora della Heiraupha
The battle concludes... Music provided by Fesliyan Studios
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S4E43 - Cinque Movimienta: The Geist of Vaska
Tonight on Dump Stats... the battle for the afterlife begins as Nero and Shardoq vie for the place of the new Canderan God of Death. Thats right, its a fighting episode! All music courtesy of David Fesliyan at FesliyanStudios.com
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S4E42 - Intermezzo: Air and Steel
Tonight on Dump Stats... the Bad Humanoids traverse the afterlife in search of Shardoq. They may not like what they find...
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S4E41 - Cuatra Movimienta: The Graveborn Way
Tonight on Dump Stats... The first battle is over, but the war wages on. Nero, Nate and Jurm press on after their battle with a literal Godzilla demon. All paths lead to Shardoq... but first, a quick stop at Kevin's Gate...will our heroes be Knocking on Kevin's Door? Find out as Season 4 continues.
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S4E40 - Trea Movimienta: The Gatekeeper
Tonight on Dump Stats... The Bad Humanoids have arrived in the Purple World to challenge Shardoq for Nero's title as the God of Death on Candera. But, Shardoq has some tricks up his sleeve. Let the battles begin. Music and sound effects from David Fesliyan at fesliyanstudios.com!
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S4E39 - Riposo: Susannah
Tonight on Dump Stats... The Bad Humanoids have a couple of visitors aboard the Raven Queen's airship. It's a man riding a freaking dragon. The gang attends the Raven Queen's funeral, and prepares for their final confrontation with Shardoq.
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S4E38 - Intermezzo: Orcish Oneirics
Tonight on Dump Stats... Nathaniel and Nero have a private conversation. Jurm has a rude awakening. Nathaniel gets another visit from beyond. The Bad Humanoids prepare for the Raven Queen's retirement and Nero's ascension.
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S4E37 - Secunda Movimienta: The Battle Within
Tonight on Dump Stats... The Raven Queen's War Council begins. Nero and Jurm are at odds. Nathaniel tries to keep the peace. The Raven Queen offers advice. Nero keeps his secrets and Jurm threatens a ghost!
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S4E36 - Prima Movimienta: Duly Noted
Tonight on Dump Stats... after an emotional confrontation between Jurm and his past, the Dump Stats crew open things up on a lighter note by cleaning out their emails, with special guest Will Lavasque! The Raven Queen holds court. Nate presses Nero for information. Nero writes a new secret note....
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S4E35 - Opus di Tempo II: Between It All
Tonight on Dump Stats... Nate sizes up his new crew mates. Nero takes his first training shift as the God of Death. Jurm inspects the Raven Queen's ship and has a run in with a mysterious stranger. The gang makes puns. Mike vehemently defends John Carpenter.
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S4E34 - Opus di Tempo I: Ashes to Ashes
Tonight on Dump Stats... The Bad Humanoids hitch a ride from old Mike Smanderman, an ace pilot from another world who found himself driving for the Raven Queen. Jurm learns about airships. The gang goes back for the soldiers they left behind in the Governor's Mansion. Nero finds out being the God...
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S4E33 - Preludo Millennia III: An Expected Arrival
Tonight on Dump Stats... Nero fills in Nate and Jurm about the mole in their outfit. That old cuss Shar'doq has been impersonating the dead again. The heat urns up for Nate and Jurm as Nero takes them closer to the volcano, and the gang finds a few long lost friends and acquaintances.
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S4E32 - Preludo Millenia II: A Tempered Chase
Tonight on Dump Stats... the Bad Humanoids set off into Nero's underground tunnels, looking to pay a visit to the Grand Archives of the Mage's College. Nate sees an old friend. Jurm is the level headed one for a change. Nero keeps his secrets, and takes his friends on a trip.
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S4E31 - Preludo Millennia I
Tonight on Dump Stats... after escaping the undead siege at the Governor's Mansion, leaving too many of their comrades behind, and a hard twelve minute set by Open Michael, the Bad Humanoids escape to Nero's secret hideaway. Nero searches for answers, while Nate and Jurm find more than they...
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S4E30 - A Hard Twelve
Tonight on Dump Stats... The Bad Humanoids have a short reprieve, and weigh the cost of their rebellion. Nero visits the Purple World, and speaks with an old friend. Rob shares his strange dream with the rest of the podcasters. The Bad Humanoids make a tough decision. Open Michael finally…
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S4E29 - Under Siege
Tonight on Dump Stats... the Bad Humanoids hunker down and barricade themselves inside the Governor's Mansion, while the Legion of the Dead lay siege. Nero, Nate and Jurm make some tough decisions.
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S4E28 - Open Mike's Night
Tonight on Dump Stats... The Bad Humanoids deal with their recent loss the only way they know how: Nate gives a speech, Jurm tries to burn things, and Nero teleports away from his feelings. All this, plus Open Michael turns up for a hot five while the gang is trapped in the governor's mansion.
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S4E27 - The Last Delgado
Tonight on Dump Stats... Nero and Vaska meet up with the rest of the Bad Humanoids. Hambone's loyalty is questioned. The gang has a run in with a lowly royal soldier who is more than he appears to be...
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S4E26 - Creepy Crowley
Tonight on Dump Stats... Nathaniel, Jurm and Hambone make their way through the tunnels under the city. Nero tries to make his way back to the group. Nate debuts a new character. Jurm tries his hand at stealth.
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S4E25 - Tunnel Vision
Tonight on Dump Stats! Nero and Vaska are locked in battle with a Pit Fiend! Jurm and Nathaniel track Hambone through some underground tunnels. Everything gets a little closer to the end!
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S4E24 - F-I-E-N-D-S (The One with the Hambone)
Tonight on Dump Stats... Nero and Vaska face off against a new threat! Nathaniel and Jurm shake some information out of Governor Steven Delgado. While Nero explores his new status, Nate and Jurm explore the tunnels under Santa Ignacia! Thanks for listening!
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S4E23 - Governor Hambone
Tonight on Dump Stats! Nathaniel and Jurm sneak around their old stomping grounds and run into Governor Steven "Hambone" Delgado. They take stock of the political climate in Santa Ignacia. Nero gets his wizard knowledge on with Váska...HARD. We're talking upper level, dawg. All this and more!
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S4E22 - Infinite Pest (or Chicken Soup for the Immortal Soul)
Tonight on Dump Stats... Nero gets separated from the others and goes on a journey of self-discovery. He literally reads the book of his life and pitches eve more titles for sequels. Nathaniel and Jurm make their way through the war-torn rubble of Santa Ignacia, and run into an old acquaintance....
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S4E21 - Sterling Forsythe
Tonight on Dump Stats... the Bad Humanoids are in a pickle as the enemy throws another wrench into their not-so-well-oiled gears. Jurm and Vaska take a trip. Nero has head problems. Nathaniel tries to hold everyone else together.
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S4E20 - 404! Familiar Not Found
Tonight on Dump Stats... oOh chit y'all its episode 4.20 dawgz! This gonna be lit, Gam. After a lengthy discussion with a living god about the origins of the universe and a consultation with the dead, the Bad Humanoids are ready to capture an airship! Surely, everything will go according to plan....
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S4E19 - Meeting Your Maker
Tonight on Dump Stats... Vaska himself holds a Q & A for the Bad Humanoids. The secrets of the universe are simplified enough for Jurm to understand. Fans get a glimpse of Nathaniel's past.
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S4E18 - Vaskañar Now: Redux
Tonight, on a very special episode of Dump Stats, the Bad Humanoids revisit that fateful Vaskañar evening. New secrets are revealed, new legends are born and new Blacksmith shops are rebuilt and subsequently burned down again.
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S4E17 - Team Building Exercises
Tonight on Dump Stats... James Crowley weighs in on the Bad Humanoids plan. Jurm motivates his crew. Nate studies the odds. Nero scribes scrolls. Billings shows up with a guest of honor.
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S4E16 - Abra-Ca-Do-You
Tonight on Dump Stats... The Bad Humanoids work on their battle plans. Nero does some deep sea salvaging. Monkey business ensues. In loving memory of Mary Beshere.
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S4E15 - Dragon Time II: Electric Boogaloo
Tonight on Dump Stats... The Bad Humanoids collect some loot, and investigate the corpse of a Star Spawn Larva. Hoots takes on an enemy airship. Nate has nightmares, then pitches some business ideas. And the gang sets some booby traps!
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S4E14 - Star Spawn
Tonight on Dump Stats... Nathaniel goes shopping on his own, and has a spooky encounter. Nero gets an urgent message, and Jurm thinks he invents pizza.
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S4E13 - Captain Millennial
Tonight on Dump Stats... The Bad Humanoids attend another funeral. They don't get any easier. The Crowleys put their past behind them. Nathaniel takes up the fiddle. Nero looks for Hoots. Everyone gets drunk.
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S4E12 - Innocent Questions
Tonight on Dump Stats... Nathaniel takes a nap, then deals with chain withdrawal. The Bad Humanoids interrogate a prisoner. Nero makes an executive decision, and later visits the Purple World. Jurm considers retreat, and reconnects with his father.
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S4E11 - Spare Chains
Tonight on Dump Stats... After banishing the horned devil Cornugon, the Bad Humanoids try to decide what to do with their recently blessed prisoner. Nathaniel finds a new weapon. Nero makes an executive decision.
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S4E10 - Cornugon
Tonight on Dump Stats... Nathaniel looks to settle a score. Jurm plays the good cop for a change. Nero learns of cosmic consequences. And the Bad Humanoids get locked into a LITERAL battle between Good and Evil...again.
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S4E9 - Dashed Hopes
Tonight on Dump Stats... Captain James Crowley gives Nathanial some bad news. Jurm goes shopping. Nero gives back to the community. Happy New Year!
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