Dungeon Dads
by Dungeon Dads
Dungeon Dads is a DnD 5e actual play podcast adventure. If you like TTRPGs, dad jokes, epic stories, and ’80s movie references, this is the podcast is for you, whether or not you’ve ever played Dungeons and Dragons.Looking for some binge listening? Check out our first Campaign: Every War Must End. War is coming to the Brine valley, and its future may be determined by three unlikely heroes: a patronizing wizard with something to prove, a mild-mannered pastry chef turned mild-mannered killing machine, and a grizzled veteran who wants to give peace a chance, even though his god would rather see the whole thing burn, burn, burn. (Seasons 1-4 in our feed are the EWME campaign.)Looking for something ongoing? Check out The Goblin Market, our new campaign. The Goblin Market, an organization that has mastered interplanar travel to capitalize on resources, has employed our characters in the contract enforcement division. It’s all simple enough until a hostile takeover begins and threatens ou
Episodes
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The Goblin Market Episode 64: The Kingsmoot (Part Twelve) - Starting the Clock
Dinfa makes his speech announcing his candidacy for king and naming Eabis as his second. Now the timer begins. References: Boaty McBoatface Who does #2 work for? Hussle and Flow Noam Chomsky Barracuda Get Bonus Content and More on Patreon: patreon.com/dungeondads Shop: Dungeon Dads store on...
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The Goblin Market Episode 63: The Kingsmoot (Part Eleven) - Sword-arm to the King
The moot continues, and now they must put their muscles where their mouths are. References: Boaty McBoatface Eminem--Without Me Higgens Gags (Ted Lasso) Home Alone 2--Bricks Get Bonus Content and More on Patreon: patreon.com/dungeondads Shop: Dungeon Dads store on TeePublic Join the Conversation:...
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The Goblin Market Episode 62: The Kingsmoot (Part Ten) - The Feast
The moot proceeds Charnak, Eabis, and Dinfa must navigate the customs of the Kingsmoot as the first feast begins. References: Ain't Nobody Got Time For That Back in Time Call You a Cracker Bust A Deal Face The Wheel Get Bonus Content and More on Patreon: patreon.com/dungeondads Shop: Dungeon Dads...
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The Goblin Market Episode 61: The Kingsmoot (Part Nine) - Baptism of Fire
Charnak sets his plan in motion yielding absolutely insane results! References: Axe to the chest - The Shining Ace Ventura screaming in and out of sound How Every Targaryen Dragon Died (Huge Spoiler!) River Song "spoilers" - Dr. Who Get Bonus Content and More on Patreon: patreon.com/dungeondads...
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The Goblin Market Episode 60: The Kingsmoot (Part Eight) - The Consensus
Eabis, Dinfa, and Charnak head down to a devilish chalet. Is this the episode where they finally make it to the moot? References: Magnificent 7, where are you from? Flintstones, "It's a living." Red Hot Chili Peppers: One Tube Sock Get Bonus Content and More on Patreon: patreon.com/dungeondads...
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The Goblin Market Episode 59: The Kingsmoot (Part Seven) - The Temple Part B
Eabis, Dinfa, and Charnak explore the Temple, looking for the item the Balor requested. They discover even more secrets. References: Fhloston Paradise Ultimatum (show) Search Your Feelings Trash Compactor Room Push It Get Bonus Content and More on Patreon: patreon.com/dungeondads Shop: Dungeon…
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The Goblin Market Episode 58: The Kingsmoot (Part Six) - The Temple Part A
Eabis, Dinfa, and Charnak enter the temple that used to hold Ganstor and discover quite the dungeon inside. References: Ehrm Actually Old Masters of the Universe Movie New Masters of the Universe Movie Slam - Onyx Brain Games "Risk a little more light" - Fellowship of the Ring Get Bonus Content…
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The Goblin Market Episode 57: The Kingsmoot (Part Five) - The Opening Part E
Dinfa, Charnak and Eabis try to piece together when they are this time and what they can investigate to decipher who the temple's inhabitant really is. References: Wembanyama UAP Something Happening Here Movin' Right Along Ray Jay Get Bonus Content and More on Patreon: patreon.com/dungeondads…
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The Goblin Market Episode 56: The Kingsmoot (Part Four) - The Opening Part D
Another time dilation changes everything. Dinfa, Eabis and Charnak try to put the pieces back together. References: You will be my John G Monty Python two coconut horse Who does number two work for? Get Bonus Content and More on Patreon: patreon.com/dungeondads Shop: Dungeon Dads store on…
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The Goblin Market Episode 55: The Baby
Dinfa, Eabis, and Charnak enter Wendt Manor to discover what has become of Gregor Wendt and his troops. References: Inner Space Fatboy Slim Bang! Zoom! To the Moon! - The Honeymooners "Perhaps your fingers would remember their old strength better if they grasped your sword." - LOTR Get Bonus...
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The Goblin Market Episode 54: The Kingsmoot (Part Two) - The Opening Part B
Eabis Dinfa and Charnak discover that they need to finalize their plans immediately. The death of Fitzrall means the Kingsmoot is happening. References: I got a robe Move B)#@H Phil Hartman all drug Olympics We can fix him, we have the technology The Horror, Marlon Brando Get Bonus Content and…
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The Goblin Market Episode 53: The Kingsmoot (Part One) - The Opening
Eabis Dinfa and Charnak discover that they need to finalize their plans immediately. The death of Fitzrall means the Kingsmoot is happening. References: The Iliad The Frighteners Get to the Chopper No Time For Love Dr Jones As Alive As You Need Me To Be Apple Music Playlist: Modern Songs Vintage...
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The Goblin Market Episode 52: Mistaken Identity
After discovering that Fitzral may not be who he says he is, the party discusses the best way to prepare for their ultimate showdown with him. References: Why is Gamora? Sweeney Todd Get Bonus Content and More on Patreon: patreon.com/dungeondads Shop: Dungeon Dads store on TeePublic Join the...
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The Goblin Market Episode 51: Skyballers, Shot Callers
Charnak, Eabis, Dinfa and Marcinax enter combat most deadly. References: I am Grogu? You'll be Back Let the Skyfall Call Me Fred MacMurry Virginia Woolf, To the Lighthouse Get Bonus Content and More on Patreon: patreon.com/dungeondads Shop: Dungeon Dads store on TeePublic Join the Conversation…
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The Goblin Market Episode 50: Dark Dragons
Charnak, Eabis and Dinfa confront the power in the fort, Marcinax and a seemingly endless stream of dragons. References: Toxic This is What You Came For I'm On Fire Set Fire to the Rain That Escalated Quickly Friend Like Me Sexy Beast Get Bonus Content and More on Patreon: patreon.com/dungeondads...
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The Goblin Market Episode 49: Transformation
In return for their promise to vanquish he who dwells within the crown of Stone Warren, the Temple Goblins show the party how to turn themselves into dragons! References: He Chose Poorly - Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade Zog Marv gets electrocuted - Home Alone 2 Falkor the Luck Dragon - The...
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The Goblin Market Episode 48: All Rise
Eabis, Dinfa, Charnak & Ebrox try to keep their heads on straight. References: Stupid Jeopardy New Jeopardy Crowning Get Bonus Content and More on Patreon: patreon.com/dungeondads Shop: Dungeon Dads store on TeePublic Join the Conversation: On Facebook On Instagram On Twitter On Reddit On YouTube...
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The Goblin Market Episode 47: The Temple Crown Affair
Eabis, Dinfa, Charnak & Ebrox plan and attempt to execute a plan to find and acquire an offering for the Temple. If everything doesn't go just right... References: Pee-Wee's Playhouse Pater Familias Hadrian Bob the Builder Qin Shi Huang Scooby Doo Hallway Chase Get Bonus Content and More on...
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The Goblin Market Episode 46: The Trouble with Lying
Charnack, Eabis, and Dinfa attempt to find Ebrox in a Stone Warren Town they don't recognize. References: "Finally those capitalist pigs will pay for their crimes!" - Austin Powers Swingers - Austin Powers "Do I make you horny?" - Austin Powers Get Bonus Content and More on Patreon:...
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The Goblin Market Episode 45: Just Bad Enough to be Beautiful
Back in the lands near Wendt Manor, Eabis, Dinfa & Charnak travel with the tieflings toward Stonewarren Town and hopefully a rendezvous with the O.G. Ebrox. References: Should have known better Every Little Thing is Magic Not on my watch Get Bonus Content and More on Patreon:...
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The Goblin Market Episode 44: Finding Refuge
Eabis, Dinfa & Charnak find that fitting into a small town is tough with a small mob of tieflings. They try to solve the dilemma of what to do with Fitzrall's falchion. References: Et Tu Brute 67 (comments may be worth the click) I Only Fly Away Kevin Nealon In Stealth As It Was In History Snitch...
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The Goblin Market Episode 43: Covert Action
Charnak learns some very important information which quickly becomes a huge problem once Dinfa and Eabis return from protecting their families. References: Everyone is potentially an Agent- The Matrix Get Bonus Content and More on Patreon: patreon.com/dungeondads Shop: Dungeon Dads store on...
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The Goblin Market Episode 42: Tear Down This Wall
Can Eabis and her loved ones survive the the rogue goblin weilding a giant falchion? And what happens when that broken lever is finally pulled? References: Brandon Boyd Euphoria Let me lich you up and down You merely adopted the darkness I couldn't leave you if I tried It's here in my pocket Get...
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The Goblin Market Episode 41: A Woman Scorned
Eabis battles her way through hell, trying to save her new allies and her family. References: Brandon Boyd Do I Stay or Do I Go Where Do You Come From DAG - RX Medications (Alt) Dionne Warwick Let the Bodies Hit the Floor Get Bonus Content and More on Patreon: patreon.com/dungeondads Shop…
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The Goblin Market Episode 40: Back to Hell
Charnak has an interesting conversation with Willena Zagit and Eabis returns to Phlegethos to find out who is attacking her family. References: Incubus Discography Why Can't I Touch You?! - 50 Shades of Grey Get Bonus Content and More on Patreon: patreon.com/dungeondads Shop: Dungeon Dads store…
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The Goblin Market Episode 39: Chain Distraction
Dinfa, Bjorn Lightborn and Johann Dawnspawn try to survive invaders from Avernus. References Charles Barkley and Bjork Call me by your name Say my name Pink Panther Get Bonus Content and More on Patreon: patreon.com/dungeondads Shop: Dungeon Dads store on TeePublic Join the Conversation: On...
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The Goblin Market Episode 38: Go Home
Dinfa, Eabis, and Charnak meet with Fitzrall. He has a warning and a mission. References: Far Far Away This Time, It's Personal Wakandan accent The Part By The Beach How Many Jobs Get Bonus Content and More on Patreon: patreon.com/dungeondads Shop: Dungeon Dads store on TeePublic Join the...
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The Goblin Market Episode 37: Deadly Dispute
Dinfa, Eabis, and Charnak have a disagreement with the Gith who have been waiting patiently for their boon. References: "Betcha Can't Eat Just One" - Lays Potato Chips Super Mario Galaxy King Kai's Planet - Dragonball Z Hassan Chop Peter and the Wolf The 5 Ds of Dodgeball! - Dodgeball Movie Get...
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The Goblin Market Episode 36: Old Souls
They have the fish statue and plan to deposit it in the archive, but what really happens to all these items and why is Fitzrall so beleaguered? References: TV Theme Kings 31 is right out White Stripes are so Over Get Bonus Content and More on Patreon: patreon.com/dungeondads Shop: Dungeon Dads...
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The Goblin Market Episode 35: Baby on Fire
The infiltration of Colier's Estate continues. Eabis, Dinfa and Charnak are in deep, and the only way out is to keep heading deeper to confront whoever this "Baby" is and find the item they're after. References: James Babydoll Dixon Predator Firing Into Jungle If It Bleeds We Can Kill It Mark…
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The Goblin Market Episode 34: Infiltration
The infiltration of Colier's Estate begins! Eabis, Dinfa, and Charnack attempt to find the cursed object they were sent in for without attracting too much attention. References: Greystoke: The Legend of Tarzan, Lord of the Apes The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug Daredevil's Radar Sense 1,2,3,4...
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The Goblin Market Episode 33: Garlic Flats
Charnak, Dinfa & Eabis race across the plains in search of their contact Eol's shack. But will they be burned alive by dragons first? References: Voltron Megazord Loveshack Brimful of Hope A Time Before Google Ask Jeaves I know it when I see it Get Bonus Content and More on Patreon:...
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The Goblin Market Episode 32: Plain Trouble
Charnak, Dinfa & Eabis get their next mission from the Azure Foundry. They're heading back to a familiar plane, but with a new destination. Time Keeps on Slipping Rain Stays Mainly On The Plains Not Like Us - Drake v Kendrick Get Bonus Content and More on Patreon: patreon.com/dungeondads Shop:...
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The Goblin Market Episode 31: The Vault
As Charnack, Eabis and Dinfa secure Bellanand, they quickly discover a new problem. What do they do with the cursed book they have retrieved? References: We're not exactly the March o' Dimes - Blade What's in the box?! - Se7en (huge spoiler!) Wiggle your big toe - Kill Bill The hobbit has shown...
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The Goblin Market Episode 30: The Mayor May Not
Will this nightmare ever end? The crew finally find themselves in the same room with the mayor. Maybe he'll just handover the Book of the Dead? References: I did not ask how big the room was, I said I cast . . . So anyway, I started blasting House of Games Atomic Habits, as reviewed by If Books...
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The Goblin Market Episode 29: That's Not Very Neice
Bellanand is bereft of life, but even stranger things than undead await Dinfa, Charnak, and Eabis inside the Mayor’s Mansion. References: Help me Ronda Schrodinger’s Cat Get Bonus Content and More on Patreon: patreon.com/dungeondads Shop: Dungeon Dads store on TeePublic Join the Conversation: On...
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The Goblin Market Episode 28: Glimmer of Hope
Dinfa, Charnak, and Eabis try their hand at the cursed land of Bellanand. References: "You'll have to toss me" - The Two Towers Jumping to see over the wall- The Two Towers Jarnathan! - D&D Honor Among Thieves Thriller - Michael Jackson Off the Wall - Michael Jackson Let's Get it Started - Black...
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The Goblin Market Episode 27: The Long Night (Part 2)
Bellanand is overrun with undead and Thom & Sam's Hamma brothers are on the cusp of being overrun. What lies on the other side of the door: hope or (in your best Boston accent) horrah? References: Giant Home Depot Skeleton It’s Winnie the Pooh, Bitch! (explainer) Homina Homina Two Guys, A Girl &…
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The Goblin Market Episode 26: The Long Night (Part 1)
A long time ago, on a plane far far away a darkness swallowed the land. Travelers, lost and weary make their way to Bellanand in a rare backstory episode. References: Words Coming Out of My Mouth Jimmies Boston Massacre Get Bonus Content and More on Patreon: patreon.com/dungeondads Shop: Dungeon...
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The Goblin Market Episode 25: The Sleeping Ugly
Season Two starts on the Astral Plane as Eabis, Charnak, and Dinfa trek to the Azure Foundry. Will they find friends there and can they ever go home again? References: Destiny is Calling me . . . Milk Milk Lemonade . . . Get Bonus Content and More on Patreon: patreon.com/dungeondads Shop: Dungeon...
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The Goblin Market Episode 24: The Portal
Eabis, Charnak, and Dinfa find an unexpected surprise waiting for them when they return from the Astral Plane. References: Yello - Oh Yeah Yello - Ferris Bueller's Day Off Kool-Aid Man - Oh Yeah! Come with the thunder Do not come Get Bonus Content and More on Patreon: patreon.com/dungeondads…
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The Goblin Market Episode 23: The Key is Inside the Frosty Seed
It's time to seek the Monk of Chaos living in an old Goblin House in the Astral Plane. References: Do not come. Do not come. I'm gonna come. Say hello to my little friend. You had my curiosity, now you have my attention (Remix) Body Hopping The poems from this episode: Once a triangle drawn a…
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The Goblin Market Episode 22: In Plain Sight
Fresh from the baths, Dinfa, Eabis and Charnak must figure out what to do about Loga, Barn, and the sudden danger within the Goblin Market. References: Woundy Hello Nurse Magnets, How do They Work? Hotel California The Continental Get Bonus Content and More on Patreon: patreon.com/dungeondads…
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The Goblin Market Episode 21: Discord at the Bathhouse
Charnak, Eabis, and Dinfa are called back to the Market to have a little chat with Zagit about their recent exploits. Unfortunately, Zagit is not the only goblin who has come to see these three. References: Sabotage - Beastie Boys Nancy Mace "Wait, it's here in my pocket..." - LOTR Get Bonus...
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The Goblin Market Episode 20: Unqualified Success
The Kingmakers, Eabis, Dinfa, and Charnak, still have some work to do to bring together the Faithful of Mystra and the Dwarves of Torag's Mountain. References: Cool Cool Cool Weekend at Bernies Do you hear the people sing/singing the song of angry men? Ours is not to reason why, ours is but to do...
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The Goblin Market Episode 19: For the People!
Eabis, Dinfa, and Charnak must decide if the king's plan is now at odds with the desires of the Market and what to do as a result. References: Poisonous Gases to Poison Their Asses - Flight of the Conchords "Robots" Searing Medallion - Raiders of the Lost Ark Get Bonus Content and More on…
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Holiday Break Announcement
Don't panic! The Goblin Market will be back in January, while Mountain City Mayhem will continue on its regular schedule. See you in the new year!
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The Goblin Market Episode 18: A Split Decision
With Ibrox having run up and Karn having run down from the Dwarven meeting hall, Dinfa, Eabis & Charnak must decide who to chase, or whether to chase at all. References: Loot That Body I'm Walkin' Here Get Bonus Content and More on Patreon: patreon.com/dungeondads Shop: Dungeon Dads store on...
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The Goblin Market Episode 17: Hidden in Chaos
Dinfa, Eabis and Charnak descend into the mountain and uncover the truth of what's happening to it's people and to Wendt Manor's much needed water. References: Turn it Off - Book of Mormon Only Fans - What is it? Overwatch Furiosa Scream - Mad Max: Fury Rd Get Low - Lil Jon & the East Side Boyz…
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The Goblin Market Episode 16: On Deadly Ground
After finishing the screaming skeletons on the lake the crew moves closer to the ambush in progress by the stone masons’ guild. What danger awaits them at the mouth of the mountain. References: Stand and Deliver Pancaked building Heart is like a truck Big money no whammies Get Bonus Content and...
About this show
Dungeon Dads is a DnD 5e actual play podcast adventure. If you like TTRPGs, dad jokes, epic stories, and ’80s movie references, this is the podcast is for you, whether or not you’ve ever played Dungeons and Dragons.Looking for some binge listening? Check out our first Campaign: Every War Must End. War is coming to the Brine valley, and its future may be determined by three unlikely heroes: a patronizing wizard with something to prove, a mild-mannered pastry chef turned mild-mannered killing machine, and a grizzled veteran who wants to give peace a chance, even though his god would rather see the whole thing burn, burn, burn. (Seasons 1-4 in our feed are the EWME campaign.)Looking for something ongoing? Check out The Goblin Market, our new campaign. The Goblin Market, an organization that has mastered interplanar travel to capitalize on resources, has employed our characters in the contract enforcement division. It’s all simple enough until a hostile takeover begins and threatens ou
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