Dungeons of Regret
by Whisky Socks
Get out your biggest dice bag, we're horny for combat.Just because we hate ourselves doesn't mean we hate you. Feel free to reach out for dating advice or end of life counseling [email protected]
Episodes
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Strahd 048 - Rough Cut
It's a rough cut.
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Whiskey Dungeon One Shot [2024.03.03]
Featuring Tess.
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Strahd 047 - A Skull By Any Other Name
The Whole Gang Gets Back Together, The Party Expertly Avoids Plot Hooks and Lays Siege to Ravenloft Instead, The Difficulties of Falling While Invisible, A Knife Fight, Strahd's Lieutenant Doesn't Understand Action Economy, Wash Absolutely Slaughters A Demon, Willy Steals a Skull and the Party...
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Strahd 046 - And so It Goes
Blame Brock. A Well Worn Path, Wash Has so Many Cloaks, Wartle Doesn't Know What it Means to Be Alive, The Vistani are Still Jerks, Defensive Moonbeam, Roasted vs. Toasted, The Vistani Retreat, Eluned Does Eluned Things, Wartle Kills with a Steam of Piss, Willy Holds Three Actions, Advanced...
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Strahd 045 - How and Where and When
The Party Finds a Friendly Evil Dead, Wash Looks for Eluned and Inspects Curtains, More Vaporous Dragons, Two Entirely Unrelated Conversations do a Great Job at Filling in the Blanks, I Can't Hear you Because I'm Asleep, Eluned Attempts to do Eluned Things, Marko Knows What Time it Is, Wash Saves...
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Strahd 044 - Ghost of Argynvostholt [Argonblovastmashtocoltmanhilt]
Willy is Flashing Back, Exploring Argynvostholt, Wash Cant Look at a Chandelier, A Lengthy Discussion of Doors, Bustin' Ghosts, "Screw it, Let's Do It", Finger Arrows, Eluned Continues to Pretend to Have Religion, Wash Has a Stained Glass Related Existential Crisis, Follow the Smoke Dragon…
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Strahd 043 - Strangers are Strange
Zombies or Poor People?, Wolf Skaggi, Introducing Marko and Wartle, Marko and Wartle Druidcraft Each Other, Brock Violates So Many Copyrights, Birch Bark Pants, Martikov Reunion, Wash Gets Unejaculated, Eluned Fakes More Emotions, Gerry is Finally Helpful, Marko and Wartle Get Weird with Peasant...
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Strahd 042 - Convalescing with a Crazy Person
A Mysterious Mansion, Counterspelling a Cantrip, Eluned Sees Through the 4th Wall, Wash Sits on a Copper Throne of Dreams, A Library of Disappointments, Van Richten's Backstory, Esmerelda Becomes an Ally, Willy Plays with the Mad Mages Big Organ, Resting Montage, Willy Gets Cut, Wash Paints a...
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Strahd 041 - The Mediocre Escape
Yes, we are still alive. No, there are not excuses. Blame Brock. Apologies of all kinds. One member of the party (blame Brock), decided to zoom in from work. It has been nearly insurmountable to edit out all of the HIPPA violations. I hate my life. I don't honestly think anyone is listening to…
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Strahd 040 - Eluned Goes Into Irena's Crack
No One Knows How to Fight a Fire, It's Not the First Time We've Seen Vallaki in Flames, Abandoning Wachter House, Wash and Gerry Create Hallowed Rubble, Two Maids, a Cook, a Bloody Boy and a Hippie Walk into a Bar, Eluned Does Eluned Things With the Cook, Davide Catches Horn, Wash Doesn't Trust...
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Strahd 039 - The Last Cult in Vallaki (Hopefully (Everyone is Dead))
A Conversation with Corander, Somehow No One Wonders Where Mandolf Went, Sexy Evil Cultist, Barovia's Most Helpful Vampire, Sexy Undead Cultist, Willy Makes a Floating Stomping Statue and Wash Really Wants it to Pee on Someone, Eluned and Bran are Basically Useless the Whole Episode, Wash Rolls a...
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Strahd 038 - Mystery & Misery
Introducing Bran, Eluned Thought is was a Trap, Von Holz House, Bran Tries to do Eluned Things, Mandolf Tries to do Eluned Things, Cool Dead Kids, Somehow Vallaki is Worse Every Time We Walk Through, Wash Doesn't Understand the Silver Dragons, The Pentagram Lives, Mandolf Fights a Stick, Bran...
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Strahd 037 - Hags and Bags
The DM actually dies during this session. Walk with him through the first two days of a head cold in three hours. A Surprisingly Respectful Looting and Mutilation of an Old Friend, Willy is Basic, Level Six Willy, I'll Believe That When I Don't Believe It, Mandolf Feels Himself, Hag Sniper…
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Strahd 036 - Catching Up With Old Friends
An Extremely Suspicious Tree, Elaborate Surprise Plans, Utter Surprise Failure, Zombie Arnauldo Appears, My Armor Class is Tiny Hut, Bra of Holding, Willy Makes a Huge Mistake, The Hag Blows Wash and Willy, Mandolf Plays with His Sticky Balls, Mandolf Tries for Multiple Turns to Put Metal on a…
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Strahd 035 - Two Out of Three Aint Bad
There is a bit of a time drop after the break. You don't miss much, but feel free to blame Brock. Assault on the Windmill, Bardic Regret, Butter Teeth and Butter Eyes, Eluned Does Eluned Things in a Windmill, Willy UNderstands Magic, Hag Trick!, Top Half Defenestration, Everyone Mutilates…
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Strahd 034 - Grabbin' a Suck Off the Ol' Wine Ball
Werebattle Aftermath and a Typically Over Complicated Plan the Achieves Nothing, Eluned Spends Most of the Session Carrying 1000 Copper Coins Somehow, Mandolf Doesn't Tuck, More Teeth Hijinks, Wash and Eluned Try to Understand How Exhaustion Works, Strahd Appears Again and is Charming, Willy Hits...
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Strahd 033 - Regret
You guessed it. Brock deleted another episode. Prepare to miss out on all of our combat comedy stylings. Also, Eluned does Eluned things and finds closure. There is a pretty thorough recap in the next episode so just use this extra time to relisten from the beginning.
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Strahd 032 - The Pack Slayers
We're Fighting Werewolves, Alone with a Flute and a Dead Body, Kids in Cages... Thanks Obama, The Party Hatches an Elaborate Plan to Trick the Wolves into Fighting Each Other, Orphans Are Terrible at Looting, Fearin (Ferrin? Feeryn?) Admires Kiril's Skin Curtains, In the End the Plan Comes Down…
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Strahd 031 - Mouth Cave Cave Mouth
Brock Works Really Hard to Not Ask a Question That He Ends Up Asking Anyway, Wash Returns Some Videotapes, Shakira Gets a Chicken, Rictavio Lore Dumps on the Party, Dag Brings Exciting News About the Werewolves, Mando Defenestrates Himself, Scaffolding Made of Crossbows or Crossbows Made of...
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Strahd 030 - Supplement
I edited out some of the EXCITING VISUAL CONTENT FOR THE PODCAST. Here is the full dance for the very committed listeners. Subscribe to our OnlyFans for more.
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Strahd 030 - The Party Either Succeeds or Fails, It's Hard to Tell Which
The Party Recovers and Important Artifact, Cronenberg Monsters Are People Too, Esmerelda Gives Mandolf the Cold Shoulder, Mandolf Just Wants to Sleep, An Average Night in Krezk, Willy Makes a Baby and Gets Possessed, The Party Has No Idea What to Do, Eluned Does Eluned Things with a Wolf, Wizard…
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Strahd 029 - Eluned Has a Change of Heart
Shoutout to Tess for the Best Audio Capture of a Die Roll in Podcasting History, Bad New About the Abbott, 'Scuse Me, Pardon Me, Emotionally Difficult Terrain, The Slow but Inevitable Beating to Death of a Holy Man, A Surprising Amount of Foreskin, A Heart Attack, An Abbott an Angel and a…
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Strahd 028 - The Abby and/or Abbott of Markovia
Apologies to anyone who wanted to follow the plot this week; there is SO MUCH TABLE TALK. The movies always show people biting on a stick or a leather strap to get through unbearable pain, but I recommend a jute cord. It is so much easier on the teeth and with any luck you will still have teeth…
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Strahd 027 - Kracking Krezk
This one is a bit of a mess, boys. We start off with recording errors that give some sections a very 'sudden' feeling. And, there is SO MUCH TABLE TALK. I cleaned up a couple sections, which now also sound cut together, but there are some pretty large chunks of pure nonsense that I left in just…
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Strahd 026 - The Party Goes Berserk in Vallaki and then Downplays Their Crimes
Morning Breaks over Borovia, Helping Poisoned Drunks (Not Eluned), Midsession Lifeless Recap, Gerry meets a guars and Goes Walkabout, An Ambiguous Bag of Jerky, Eluned Invents the Term "Sus," Eluned Does Eluned Things at a Brewery, The Party Destroys a Local Business, The Party Falsely Imprisons…
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Strahd 025 - Out of the Ravenloft into the Vallaki
News from Borovia, The Windmill and the Standing Stones, Gerry Does Eluned Things, A Highly Debated Gibbous Moon, Teeth, The Return to Vallaki, What We Need is More Cowbell, A Respectful and Somber Funeral Devoid of Manic Hijinks, An Extensive Discussion of Powdered Silver, An Extensive…
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Strahd 024 - Ravenloft Sleepover
Cyrus and the Chilly Tower, Eluned Starts a Diary, Willy Talks to the Dead, Reading Vampire Smut, Wash Meets the Raven Queen and Skaggi, Willy Gets Possessed, Wily is Dumb in a Way the is Hard to Explain, Mandolf and Wash Attempt to Redecorate the Tower, Wash Pioneers the Luge, Mandolf Kills a...
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Strahd 023 - Expected Dinner Guests
Winning Hearts and Minds, The Taking of the Wachter Lands, Copyright Free Group Names, Finding a Notary the Easy Way, The Party Becomes Landed Gentry, Mr. Wachter Talks, Taking a Long Rest as Measured by Distance Not Duration, Gerry Exists!, Wash Gets Crabs, No One in the Party Knows How to Sit…
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Strahd 022 - Unexpected Breakfast Guests
Lady Wachter Explodes on Wash, Willy Plays a Little Music to Take the Edge Off All the Murder, Mandolf Quits in the Middle of a Set, The Taking of Wachter House, Eluned Kills a Dead Guy, Eluned Does Eluned Things, Wash and Mandolf Kill a Symbol, The Party Inspects Eluned Box While She's...
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Strahd 022 - Prologue: Arnoldo and the Bad Man
Shia Surprise, An Inconceivable Series of Rolls, Shia is Immune to Fire Damage, The Unbearable Lightness of Beheading.
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Strahd 021 - Willy and the Great Soup Heist
No joke, this is our best episode yet. The first day is a tense smolder as we reconnect with Vallaki and attempt to do some good. The next morning is a frantic crescendo of explosive energy that threatens to flatten everything you think you know about the concept of soup. Your Church is Broken…
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Strahd 020 - Burning Man
Willy Eats a Sour Grape, Wash Explains How to Make Oily Rags, Highway to Hill, The Party Finds a Talking Spear, The Party Finds a Talking Axe, Evil Blood Tree, Eluned 1v1's Strahd, Eluned Gets Charmed, Strahd Becomes a Meteor, Vineyard Montage, The Gang Gets Served.
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Strahd 019 - I Know, I Know, I'll Upload the Next One Soon
Blame Brock. When in doubt, blame Brock.
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Strahd 018 - Wizard of Wines
Ahrnoldo Antagonized Wash, The Other Martikovs, The Further Adventures in Table Noise, Wash Turns Poison into Wine and Commissions Some Wire, Harry and Taylor Swift Return, 2/15ths of a Mile, Yesterhill.
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Strahd 017 - Arnaldo Ascends
Druid Fight, Barreled Doors, I Wanna Rock!, Arnaldo Keisters a Witches Staff, Willnardio, Speed Looting, Human Teeth, Exploring the Vineyard, Religious Prolificators. There are a few minor instances of table noise this week. See if you can find the time stamp when Dominic actually eats chips…
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Strahd 016 - The Party Does Something
There are a couple of audio drop outs this session, Blame Brock. The Party Searches for Meaning, A Chicken and a Cat, Bookclub, Majestso, Ned goes to Church, Willy Plays a 90 Minute Guitar Solo, Wash Pawns Off a Chicken, Eluned Mounts a Dead Horse, Twiggies, Get 'Em.
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Strahd 015 - What on Earth are We Doing?
I don't know what else to say. We learn something about hags but don't do anything with the knowledge. Maybe next week we can abandon a quest more quickly and really get back to some good bickering.
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Strahd 014 - Frivolity in Vallaki
Vistani Bad at Finding Children, Elves Bad at Throwing Spears, Wash has the Same Fight with a New NPC, Every Party Member Leaves the Party, Eluned does Eluned Things, Dead Man's Boots, Is This a Real Business?, Wash has the Same Fight with a New NPC, Willy and Wash, Fat Rictavio, and Big Brassieres.
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Breakers Dial 021 - Who's in Charge, Here?
A lengthy recap, Investigating a crime scene, Barge Sarge, Fire on the Floating Dial!, Prince casts Eyebite, The continuing adventures of Guy Greyhammer fighting Siril, interrogating a prisoner who sings like a bird, a minor victory?
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Breakers Dial 000 - Another Lifeless Recap
A summary of sessions 000 through 020, non or which are recorded. I intentionally inserted a bunch of speaking errors into the audio for your entertainment.
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Strahd 013 - Very Stealthy, Very Careful
A strange looking bird, Eluned stirs the pot, Willy flies!, Sirens, Researching hags, avoiding Irena, Eluned and the room of dolls, Roll Tide, The Great Wire Hunt, Docked ears, and a focused and respectful visit with the Vistani. This is a first attempt at normalizing the volume on the audio.…
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Strahd 012 - Is Good Evil? Is Evil Good?
Antler Dust, A talk with Rictavio, Conversions rates with drones, A Nice Meal with a Nice Lady, Eluned does the Sensible Thing, Arnauldo Literally Falls Asleep, Skeletons in the Undercroft.
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Strahd 011 - Wash Wakes
Children who change size, Jeeyax, Puppeteering, Shopping Spree, Eluned goes to Church, Rictavio, and a Bevy of Plans that Will Soon be Abandoned.
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Strahd 010 - Spiders Pour Out of My Mouth
Dream Pie Fighting, Blue Otter Inn, Father Lucien, Issak (Essick? Easich? Eezak?), Irrational Exuberance, Blinski's. Some very low audio in this episode. Blame Brock.
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Strahd 009 - When Are They Going to Address the Audio Quality?
Baby noises, body temperature soy sauce, foot prints in the mud, Vallaki! Audio is a bit rough.
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Strahd 008 - Lifeless Recap
Nothing got recorded. This is just a recap. Blame Brock.
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Strahd 007 - Charmed, I'm Sure
Wash hates the Vistani, a pile of birds, omens, a chance meeting, beauty in darkness and frustration.
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Strahd 006 - The Road to Vallaki
A montage, a purloined letter, skeletal whores, feats of strength, PO-TAY-TOES.
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Strahd 005 - Basement Spawn
Vampires, undead baby jokes, tripping holy men, ravens that sound like police sirens, fake dads and real friends.
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Dungeons of Regret: Strahd 004
Woof the audio is pretty rough on this one. Hang in there.
About this show
Get out your biggest dice bag, we're horny for combat.Just because we hate ourselves doesn't mean we hate you. Feel free to reach out for dating advice or end of life counseling [email protected]
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