Dupe Ranch

While Gabby is off living her best life in Italy, Morgan welcomes her sister, Holly, as this week’s guest co-host on Dupe Ranch! The sisters share hilarious stories from their childhood, Holly offers her best advice for first-time mamas, and Morgan somehow finds herself blindfolded, wearing a beautiful dress and a crown, while trying to escape from holes.

Morgan returns from her boujee camping trip at Ojai Valley Inn, where she somehow managed to read a whopping seven pages of her book. Gabby and her dad play an unhinged game of Smash or Pass during the World Cup, and the girls dive into maternal instinct, Baby Gorgeous, and the Culture Awards.

It’s Conehead Summer! Morgan has Venus in her chart and is predicting the hottest trends this season. Gabby might be using coke as tanning lotion and needs you to know why vacation is basically therapy. Uber has yachts and we have questions in this weird but authentic episode!

Join the Dupe Ranch Cycling Club or invest in our Dupe Ranch bungee business! Hire us to paint your walls! Hire Gabby for your landscaping needs or to lounge as a mermaid in your fancy pool! Morgan will organize your home for you! Come eat at Cornholio’s, where we serve corn dogs, corn burritos, and corn on the cob!

Ruby Emery Hedrick Odell is in the house, and it’s Fall at Hobby Lobby! Morgan’s got Boost Juice running through her veins and makes it known that she identifies as a water sign. Gabby’s heading out on a world tour and professing her love for the crunch of a corn burrito.

It’s Gabby’s turn to talk. Broken nails, a texting and driving ticket and a heated altercation with an old lady at the pickleball courts. Morgan declares Michelin star restaurants a scam and unleashes on Drake and Elon. And the shoes they call “fashion” get more and more ridiculous.

Gabby got abducted by aliens, and Morgan had way too much to say about France, so we had to split this episode into two parts. In Part 1, hear all about Morgan’s chaotic journey of ailments, the little wool shoes that could, compression socks, and “speaking spench.” Then tune into Part 2, where Morgan finally lets Gabby get a word in.