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Dyketopia
by Dyketopia
A bite of gay delight for your ears! Based on the sell-out live comedy show, DYKETOPIA, this queer pod is hosted by standup comedians and friends Lee Robinson and Kate McLachlan. We’re bringing our silly gay jokes and games and gossip straight to your ears. Each week we’ll cover new topics, from talking about our GayDHD hyperfocuses, to crowning a Dyke of the Week, to giving unsolicited (and unqualified!) relationship advice.We’ll be dropping a new episode every Friday morning, so strap on your Birkenstocks and come hang.
Episodes
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57: You Can Take The Blinds To Go!!!
Hello Dykenistas we've missed you! in this episode, Kate and Lee recount their recent trip to NYC and do a deep dive on Kate's handle. There's other fun stuff too but you'll have to listen to get that, duh!
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56. Beware of Harp Scams!
This week, Lee tries so hard to talk about sports with Kate before they dive into the deeply disturbing expression "yuck your yum". They also teach you how to avoid scams!
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55. Dinger Would Be a Good Dad w/ Hannah Popkin
What a treat for all of you!!! While Lee takes a very earned break, our dear friend Hannah Popkin joins Kate for a really batshit 45 minutes of conversation. Full disclosure there is a lot of mention of Sports and Heterosexuality. We do it in a gay way!
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54. Tortured Pu**ies Department
Hi everybody! This week on the pod, Kate and Lee discuss what how amazing lesbians would be at HGTV and they try really really hard to unpack Taylor's batshit new album.
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53: Bitch, I KNOW You're Watching
We really hope you all liked Coachella because that's sort of all we talk about! In particular, we dive deep into the sets of our favorite girlies Chappell and Billie.
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52: Ripping A Bong and Going Off the Deep End!
This week Kate and Lee go down a wild rabbit hole of topics including why we both have 0% chill, dyke fashion (again!), imposter syndrome, Kate's hair dysmorphia, Denver's new women's sports bar (!!!), Olympic swimmers, Halloween costumes, and talk radio. For exclusive episodes and extra fun…
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51: It's Windbreaker Girl Spring Mama!
Hello Dykenistas! This week on the pod, Lee and Kate gush about Beyonce, discuss the meaning of a stan, and Lee reluctantly hears about sports. Thank you to Dude IDK with all the podcast help!
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50: Crying Bitch Syndrome
Holy smokes we made it to FIFTY EPISODES! This is huge. This week, Kate and Lee reminisce on the smooth brain music of the 00's, the rise of Chappell Roan, more generational differences between queers, Kate's new style era, Jojo Siwa (there's a lot to unpack here) and a deluge of commentary on...
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49: You Need a Muscle Mommy
Welcome into the week, Dykentisas! We talk about the difficulties of deciding who gets what clothing in a breakup, the nuances of ties and their evil twin, bowties, how stripes and button ups have a psychological hold on Lee and Kate. We also talk about Love Lies Bleeding, Masters of the Air…
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48: I Draw The Line at Marilyn Monroe
We dive into another raring ramble through topics including hearing people having sex, taking creatine, the Oscars, and we do a deep dive into what we'd do if we were really really rich. Lee also talks about cyberbulling trolls with bible verses. Join our Patreon (soon to be cult) here:...
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47: RIP Thrifting feat. Lainey the Dog
This week, the patient zeroes of dykenistas discuss how much Comfort Dental SUCKS, the difference between Palm Springs and Joshua Tree, and the new Kim Petras album that changed our collective lives. If you liked this, you might love our Patreon! Click here to learn more about it :)
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46: Let the Gays Be On All the Dating Shows! We're Such a Mess!
This week, Kate and Lee take down capitalism (it wasn't even hard!), analyze dreams, and discuss how lesbians make the best reality tv! Like what you hear?! Join our Patreon for bonus episodes and behind the scenes mischief! https://www.patreon.com/Dyketopia
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45: A Lezbro and Hey Mamas Walk Into A Bar
This week we had a ridiculous time talking about Couple to Throuple, we translate what type of hat you wear into what kind of gay you are, talk about sports, and soooo much more! Like what you hear?! Join our Patreon for bonus episodes and behind the scenes mischief!...
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44: That Was Flirting? That Was Not Good!
Welcome to Dyketopia, honey! This week, we talk about suing the Denver government, candy stripers, Disney Bounding (whyyyy), Kate's straight algorithm, tattoo choices, We do a deep dive into our hobby + career delusions (everyone thinks they can be a florist) and how Kate is the Most Athletic in...
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43: They FINALLY address the nature of their relationship!
The rumors have been swirling and we thought we'd finally address them in this episode. We get real thanks to an IG Q&A and we swear we kept our high school and college nostalgia is kept to a minimum.
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42: A Footsoldier in the Anal Revolution
Lee and Kate bid farewell to Che Diaz, play a little bit of a pun board game but most importantly, they review their old instagram posts from the 2010s and its brutal.
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A Very Special Episode feat. Lainey the Dog
Happy New Year Dykenistas! Lee and Kate discuss their favorite holiday (January 6), their new favorite movie Saltburn, and Kate gets very vulnerable about her Harry Potter rap group.
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40: Live, Laugh, Love, Exploit!
We start the pod by talking about sports movies and shows (if that’s not your thing, fast forward about half way through lmao), Lee’s college moving to the SEC, high school (again lol), SIX the musical, and our our goals for 2024!
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39: The (Not So) Happiest Season, with BK Sharad
In a very special Christmas edition, Kate and Lee dive deep into the lesbian classic, The Happiest Season featuring Kristen Stewart. We're joined by bestie and fellow comedian, BK Sharad, to get an outsider's (aka straight guy's) perspective on this timeless film. We talk about Kristen serving as...
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38: DJ Play that Christmas Song! Kate loves Pesticides!
Lee and Kate discuss several crazy important things, like the Bling Ring, shoplifting in general, and diet culture makes its way in there. Also, have you ever gone through your phone to see if you remember your contacts? However, the most important crazy thing of all is the gang's review of…
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37: Buying Shake from a Middle School Teacher
This might be our best episode yet...?! We talk about hanging out with straight people, we review the joke notes in our phones, cookies tracking us, homeschoolers, how lesbians need to say hi to each other, straight people being too real at their weddings. We also dig into Lee's first altercation...
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36: God Gives His Biggest Gaywads to His Straightest Parents <3
Welcome to the Denver's #1 Investigative News Journalist Podcast. Kate's a Kornfluencer, the two ways straight guys like to dress, the struggle of trying on pants, the art of sewing, how we'd do our college experiences differently (lmao it was a full moon), being on prom court (Kate was queeeen)....
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35: Cruising for Bargains at Antique Store
Welcome to the pod, Dykenistas! In this ep, we talk meds, Kate finally hashes out her Bachelorette trip to Vegas, skincare tiktok, being around straight people, Kim Petras, knowing about friends' fuck deets, and crying in yoga.
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34: Hey Girlie... ACAB!
Kate and Lee chat about their hometowns (Kate went investigative journalist), dying our hair, loving light jacket season, Halloween recap (lol sorry it's a little late), and group chat dynamics. Kate tells a devastating story about trying to pirate something, we talk about our arrest stories and...
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33: Straight Twinks Are People, Too
Welcome back to Denver's #1 politics podcast! Today we explore if Edgar Allan Poe is a cunty twink, what poppers are actually made of, how they are keeping fruits and vegetables from us (cue the conspiracy theory music), Ashlynn Harris drama, sponsored weddings, dating coworkers, and pride night…
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32: Feral Girl Autumn
This week, the vibes were HIGH. Kate discovered a new type of sports bra brand, gearing up to fight Seasonal Affective Disorder, going home for the holidays, our fave high meals, mouth taping and other weird holistic stuff. If you're digging the pod, leave us a review and share with a friend!
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31: Hole-cus Poke-us ;)
Hi everybody! this week on the pod, the dykenistas go full throttle on Halloween with our usual paranoid commentary on Disney's intense litigation. Big ups to Dude IDK, Sofie Birkin, Rainbow Dome and Sash Levitov!
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30: Welcome to Mulletopia (w/ Charlie Sprinkman!)
This week on the pod, we're honored and stoked to have our very first ever guest on the podcast: Charlie Sprinkman! Charlie is the founder of Everywhere is Queer, an incredible international map of queer-owned businesses. We loved sitting down with him to talk about how EIQ started, and we have…
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29. The Grand Canyon Isn't That Grand tbh
WE'RE BACK BABY! After a wee hiatus, your favorite gays are here to chat about burning man, national parks and everything in between. If you're loving the pod, throw us a review and share with a pal! LOVE YOU!
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28: Free Feet Pics!
This week, Kate and Lee dive into the world of fantasy and sci-fi, millenial-speak, selling feet pics, Taylor Swift erotica, buying thongs for the first time, Woxers... women boxers, cruises, and of course, an extended update on Che & And Just Like That <3. If you're loving the pod, throw us a...
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27: An Open Letter to the CEO of Bass Pro Shops
This week on the pod, Kate and Lee speed run through no less than 45 topics. We talk about why pansexuals love the 1975, British dog adoption TV shows, the MTV era of shows like Next and Room Raiders, and so much more. We’re also gonna get Morgan a mic. Shoutout to Dude IDK for having us! Podcast...
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26: Dressing to Pull Bisexuals
This week, Kate and Lee dive into a million different topics, from gay country music to Jonah Hill's therapist, men dressing like lesbians, and.... we're here again, talking about Taylor Swift, Kaylor, bisexual/pansexual erasure, and more. Sorry....?!! But also this is who we are. Thanks to Dude...
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25: Go Wayne Brady, Go!
This week on the pod, Lee and Kate talk about men (finally!!!). Specifically, they wax poetic on Wayne Brady and the Paul brothers. Big thanks to Dude IDK Studios, Sofie Birkin, and Sash Levitov!
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24: Did Y’all Know We're GAY!?!?!
On this week's episode, join Kate and Lee as they attempt to forget about the long, hot day they had before recording the pod. Big thanks to Dude IDK Studios, Sofie Birkin, and Sash Levitov!
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23: C U Next Taylor!
We’re suffering from Post Taymatic Swift Disorder so yeah, you’re getting another episode devoted to Taylor Swift. Sorry!!!! Big thanks to Dude IDK Studios, Sofie Birkin, and Sash Levitov!
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22: Jared Polis and Taylor Swift Walk Into a Bar...
Kate and Lee talk about coming out, Taylor Swift coming to Denver, and Jared Polis' manifesto. Thanks to Dude IDK Studios, Sofie Birkin, Sash Levitov, and Rainbow Dome!
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21: Welcome to Pronoun Topia!
Lee and Kate seem to be cursed by a witch and as a consequence, they can only talk about penises in this episode. Ayn Rand also makes it in there so... you're welcome? As always, big thanks to the incredible Sofie Birkin (@sofiebirkinillustration) for the poster design, Dude Idk Studios for…
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20: Let's Bring Back The Shocker
We really run the gamut in this episode of Dyketopia. From horrifying vintage Playboy excerpts to Rush Limbaugh, bidet ownership, meet n greets with celebs (?), The Ultimatum, get ready for a ridiculous conversation with two gay people with ADHD.
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19: Ultimatum?! I Don't Even Know Them!
This week, the bois talk all things pop culture ranging from The Ultimatum to Bama Rush and back to The Ultimatum. Lee and Kate recorded this episode before The Ultimatum finale and reunion which is why Milred's crazy ass was not addressed. As always, big thanks to the incredible Sofie Birkin...
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18: Dental Dam, Girl!!!
In this episode, Lee and Kate oscillate between giving Kate's friend April a bunch of shoutouts, birth control, and discussing the fever dream that is The Ultimatum: Queer Love. Full disclosure most of it is about The Ultimatum. It's a doozie! As always, big thanks to the incredible Sofie Birkin...
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17: Are Capri Length Pants Gay?
On this unhinged episode, Kate and Lee dissect the Target pride merch (pre-the latest developments), Soulja Boy, Star Wars, and a dark chapter from Kate's past. The alt title for this episode is "Princess Leia Me, Luke Skycocker." As always, big thanks to the incredible Sofie Birkin...
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16: If You're Still Here, You're a Dykenista!
WE'RE BACK BABY! After our year long sabbatical, everyone's favorite gay wads are ready to get back on that horse and record! As always, big thanks to the incredible Sofie Birkin (@sofiebirkinillustration) for the poster design, Mike Henderson for editing our stupid little voices, and Sash…
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15: Disney Gays Walk Amongst Us
This week, Kate and Lee unpack the most recent celesbian gossip and tell a little bit about their coming out journeys. Big thanks to the incredible Sofie Birkin (@sofiebirkinillustration) for the poster design and Sash Levitov for the photography!
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14. Kate had a Threesome with Miley Cyrus and Harry Styles
This week on the pod, Lee and Kate play a riveting game of two truths and a lie, plus they bump some pride tunes of yesteryear to help you all feel extra gay! Big thanks to the incredible Sofie Birkin (@sofiebirkinillustration) for the poster design and Sash Levitov for the photography!
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13: How many dicks has Cher has broken?
In this episode, Kate and Lee ponder the quotes of Cher and Dennis Rodman PLUS they divulge their current ADHD hyperfixations of the moment- what a treat! Big thanks to the incredible Sofie Birkin (@sofiebirkinillustration) for the poster design and Maria Levitov (@marialevitov) for the photography!
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12: Fat Asstrology
This week, Lee and Kate do a deep dive on their astrological placements to find out if they're compatible as friends. It's a real nail-biter, so join us! Big thanks to the incredible Sofie Birkin (@sofiebirkinillustration) for the poster design and Maria Levitov (@marialevitov) for the photography.
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11. LaCroix for the Boixs!
On this week's episode, Kate and Lee discuss recently out queer celebrities, attempt to guess La Croix flavors blindfolded, and have a passionate discussion about Lady Gaga's albums. As bonus material, Kate shows off her many "accents.” We love our episode's sponsor, Gold Spot Brewery! Big thanks...
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10: Mr. Butch Dick
On this episode, Lee and Kate do a deep dive on food, discuss the gayest fruits and vegetables, and go full on ADHD with whatever other random thoughts pop into their noggins! It's magically delicious. We love our episode's sponsor, Gold Spot Brewery! Big thanks to the incredible Sofie Birkin...
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9: The Denver Cat Sanctuary
This week on the pod, Lee and Kate go over their worst dates, give unsolicited advice to Reddit users, and grade some of their favorite Lex ads! Careful listeners will be delighted by a guest appearance from the cat that lives in Kate’s house meowing as it meows in the background. We love our...
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8: Sprung on Spring
This week on the pod, Lee and Kate dive into all of their hyper-fixations of the moment (including musicals!), discuss their favorite flowers, and do their best to unpack the vibes of Elizabeth Holmes and Anna Delvey. We love our episode's sponsor, Gold Spot Brewery! Big thanks to the incredible...
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
A bite of gay delight for your ears! Based on the sell-out live comedy show, DYKETOPIA, this queer pod is hosted by standup comedians and friends Lee Robinson and Kate McLachlan. We’re bringing our silly gay jokes and games and gossip straight to your ears. Each week we’ll cover new topics, from talking about our GayDHD hyperfocuses, to crowning a Dyke of the Week, to giving unsolicited (and unqualified!) relationship advice.We’ll be dropping a new episode every Friday morning, so strap on your Birkenstocks and come hang.
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