PODCAST · comedy
Dysfunctional Adults
by Zach Bjorge
Comic takes on pop-culture, parenting, and weird news! Follow us on Facebook @DysfunctionalAdults Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/jason-j-king/support
Episodes
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S2 Episode 16: Dacia Arnold (Billy Zane's Transylvanian Bride) and ET Fan Fiction: A Memoir...?
Our Season 2 Finale is filled with inappropriate content provided by Dacia, Jon, and Jason! Not Zach, though, because he's an angel...and a virgin... Virtual Dad Credit: https://www.tiktok.com/@toad.tower/video/7349993831602867498?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc&web_id=7333057785971820074…
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S2 Episode 15: TSA (Touching Schlongs Administration) Finds Jason's Colon Drugs. With CJ Workman!
This is the second to last episode for the season! Chuck joins us to nerd it up and help us make fun of Jason! Chuck's Links:...
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S2 Episode 14: Storming The Orgy Tent At Burning Man... with Johnny Sloan and Bob Defendi!
Double the guests means double the "We don't know what the hell we're doing!" The title is pretty telling, but this episode also has some much more heartwarming moments than you would expect from an orgy tent at Burning Man. Johnny Sloan's Links: https://www.youtube.com/sloanx...
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S2 Episode 13: Horny Llamas Looking For Nookie... with Daniel Swenson!
Daniel Swenson joins us to bring a level of nerd to the show that would have gotten us super bullied into the shadow realm in the 80s and 90s! Check out Daniel's Links: http://www.dragonsfate.com/...
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S2 Episode 12: 100 Miles Of Gay Bombs And Chicken Nukes
6 time Academy Award winner Chris Stayman joins us for a very special episode where Chris....Stayman... joins us. Hmmm. Anyway, join Chris Stayman as he joins us with Chris Stayman joining us as a special guest, featuring Chris Stayman! Chris Stayman's Instagram…
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S2 Episode 11: "I got roofied at Dutch Bros!"
Two time Nobel Prize winning comedian, Melissa Merlot, rejoins us this season and flips us the bird! We love it when she hangs out with us, even if it hurts our feelings a little... You can listen to Melissa's podcasts here: realitiki.com http://utahpodcastnetwork.com/upn/area52/ You can *stalk*...
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S2 Episode 10: "Also... No Russian Roulette and watch out for AIDS!"
In which the guys wax nostalgic about the best parts of the late 80s and early 90s school system, and commit to helping archaeologists find soft tissue fossils.
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Preview of S2 Episode 10: "Also... No Russian Roulette and watch out for AIDS!"
A clip from S2 Episode 10. How wonderful!
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S2 Episode 9: Rotting Trampoline Cow
In which Zach mocks, and assassinates the character of, a 12-year-old war hero, Jason unnecessarily helps Zach stay single, Jon inclusively ridicules Florida Woman and her worldwide counterparts, and Special Guest Uncle Luke gives us a new nightmare scenario to consider. Credits:...
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Preview of S2 Episode 9: Rotting Trampoline Cow!
Jason has already licensed President Fighter!, so don't even try it! S2 Episode 9: Rotting Trampoline Cow will drop early on April 28th, 2024! Even if you hate this, please follow us so you can share your misery with others!
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S2 Episode 8: Yeah! Ye-heah! Yeaaah! Yeah!! Yeh-yeah! Yeaaaah! Yeeeaaah! Yeeeeah! Yeaah! Yea-ah!
In which Yeah! Ye-heah! Yeaaah! Yeah!! Yeh-yeah! Yeaaaah! Yeeeaaah! Yeeeeah! Yeaah! Yea-ah! Yeahhh! Yeeah! Yeeeeeah! Yeeeah! Yeh! Yehh! Yehhh! Yeeeeeeah! Yeah! Yeah!! Yeahhh!! Yeah!!! Yeah!!!! Y-y-eahhh! YEAH! YEEEAAAH! YEAHHH!! YEAH!!!!! Yeahaha! Yeaah-yeah! Yehhh-yee-yeah! Ye- ah! Yeah!…
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Preview of S2 Episode 8!
Here's a quick clip from 4/21/2024's Episode 8!
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S2 Episode 7: We Were The Popular Kids, Right?
In which Zach and Jon have to break some harsh truths to Jason that he simply cannot comprehend... :(
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Throwback to s1e11: Thanks For The Free Coffee!
The following 2 minute clip is from our first season (which was audio only) and is the reason Uncle Luke's Story Corner exists today! Just don't tell Luke that this one story alone netted us MILLIONS of dollars worldwide... MILLIONS, I tell you!!
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Preview of S2 Episode 7!
Here's a quick preview of Episode 7 that has Jason embarrassing all of us once again...
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40 Second Clip Of S2E6!
A quick clip!
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S2 Episode 6: Just The Tip
In which Jon threatens to withhold his tip, Jason successfully produces a sample, and Zach somehow gets rabies from a seagull despite the impossibility. Video Credit: https://www.tiktok.com/@wikihow/video/7338114352966339871?q=wikihow%20erection&t=1712603990210
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1 Minute Clip of S2 Episode 5!
Don't feel bad for Jason; he deserves it!
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S2 Episode 5: Warning: This Episode May Cause Depression... And Probably Diarrhea.
In which the guys console each other, but not for purposes of getting into each other's pants. It's because we are all sad and only our mothers love us. Video Credit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iq23yiiYxdQ
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S2 Episode 4: The Utah Jazz: Celebrating 50 Years Of Rebuilding!
In which Luke shares his favorite scents, Jason engages in yet MORE nudity ridden activities, Jon shares some fashion tips, and Zach whatevers some more! Video Credit: https://www.tiktok.com/@itsnatalietheflop/video/7257605152356732206
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3-minute s2e3 Preview!
3-minute s2e3 Preview: Jason bores Zach to sleep with his story about having to register as a particular type of offender... Dysfunctional Adults S2 Episode 3 out now!
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S2 Episode 3: Jon & The Great Golden Spike Heist
This is a very special episode: In which Jason goes native and off the reservation, Zach pretty much cries the whole time, and Jon relays yet another story of his derring-do life as a scofflaw. Nobody is safe; not even your mom! If you see her, though, tell her I said, "Hey," and ask her when our...
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S2 Episode 2: Jimmy John's Induced Infidelity: An Epidemic
In which a sandwich determines the fate of Jason's marriage, Jon becomes a snooty art critic, and Zach is an atrocious G-word. ***Video Credit: 5 Sesame Street Characters I'd Eat (& How I'd Cook Them) By: Mythical Kitchen Subscription Link…
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S2 Episode 1: We Got Paroled! aka See You In Hell, Hitchbot!
***Trigger Warning: At about the 28:30 mark until about the 32:10 mark, there is a story that involves some stranger harming some animals*** In which the guys don't learn from their prison experience and go right back to doing what got them incarcerated in the first place! Guest Co-host: Uncle Luke!
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Dysfunctional Adults Behind The Scenes Garbage of s2e1!
Here are a couple quick clips from the Season 2 premiere, dropping Monday, March 4th, 2024! Don't forget to subscribe! We love you whether you want it or not!
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Dysfunctional Adults s2e1 Release Date! Monday, March 4th, 2024
This is just an announcement for our 2nd season release date! Check out the new episode on Monday, March 4th, 2024!
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S2 Trailer!
This here is a trailer for Season 2, which will soon start showing up on a weekly basis! Your ears will bleed! Your face will melt! You will love every second of it!
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S1 Episode 40: SEASON ONE FINALE! It all comes full circle!
In which Nikola Tesla returns riding the Moscow Water Dog, and Zach finds out he has another child! Who will live and who will die in this explosive conclusion to our hilarious first season!
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S1 Episode 39: Snakes and Tarantulas - Best Anniversary Gift EVER!
In which Jason flashes his love, Jon finds the perfect anniversary gift idea, and Zach phones it in.
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S1 Episode 38: Frisbee Of Children
In which Zach updates everyone on what is weird in the world, Jon gives us some helpful product reviews, and Jason gripes incessantly about not being selected for a new job.
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S1 Episode 37: Jeff Goldmember
In which Jason makes an adequate mistake, Jon reveals the dangers of partying too hard, and Zach lays down the law!
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S1 Episode 36: House Of 1000 Glory Holes
In which Jason smashes, Jon shares, and Zach sleeps.
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S1 Episode 35: Ready For Your Awkward, Drunken Massage?
In which Jason reads car sales ads, Zach does the same old crap, and Jon regales us with tales of awkwardness.
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S1 Episode 34: Swamp Ass, Axe Throwing, and Chuck Norris!
The title says it all.
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S1 Episode 33: Creepy-@$$ Kids & Special Guest: Author Holli Anderson
In which we learn children can be creepy AF, and we talk to author Holli Anderson about her new crime thriller! Order it now on Amazon!
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S1 Episode 32: Super Special Valentine's Bowl!
In which the guys talk about how they didn't watch The Superbowl, and what-not-to-do for Valentine's Day.
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S1 Episode 31: Presidential Secrets Sponsored By Anal Lube WITH CLOVE!
In which Jason courts a new advertiser, Zach dips into the world of true crime, and Jon reveals the secrets of past presidents.
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S1 Episode 30: Caught In The Act
In which Zach casually confesses to several felonies, Jon chooses acne over body odor, and Jason remains fat.
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S1 Episode 29: Messages From The Dead
In which we have a fundraiser for Jon's Covid.
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S1 Episode 28: Jason, The Human Trigger Warning
In which Jason again attempts to get us canceled.
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S1 Episode 27: RIP Betty White. Plus, Guinea Pig Sex!
In which we pay our respects to Betty White and then just jump the rails with hot guinea pig sex!
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S1 Episode 26: Shark Milk and Scrotum Bubbles
In which Jon shares his grocery list, Jason indulges his erotica fixation, and Zach makes nature seem less beautiful.
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S1 Episode 25: F*ck Idaho, The Alabama Of The West
In which Jason declares war on Idaho.
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S1 Episode 24: A Merry Dead Deer Christmas
In which Jason makes Christmas dirty and humorous, Jon betrays the Santa/Child privilege laws, Luke drives like a bat out of hell, and Zach makes fun of a sad fish.
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S1 Episode 23: A Very Special Episode
In which it's a very special episode.
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S1 Episode 22: The Wrath Of Jon
In which we lose 1 out of 3 listeners. Goodbye, Klaus! We'll miss you!
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S1 Episode 21: Don't Steal Dead Deer
In which Luke opens his new Uncle Luke's Story Corner segment, Jason gives us reasons to be thankful for our families, Jon mixes drugs and nudity into his Show And Tell, and Zach reminds us that history is just plain gross.
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S1 Episode 20: Monkeys And Bicycles
In which Jon regales us with tales from history, Jason cry-laughs a lot, and Zach hits on a nurse in the only way he knows how.
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S1 Episode 19: Jason Gets Us Shut Down
In which Jason can't seem to stop making racial slurs and anti-Semitic comments.
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S1 Episode 18: Special Guest: JT: The Amazing TeaBagging Squirrel
In which JT explores his squirrel fetish, Jon thinks he can take on a gorilla, Jason explores non-Brony costume options, and Zach sings the saddest song ever.
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Comic takes on pop-culture, parenting, and weird news! Follow us on Facebook @DysfunctionalAdults Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/jason-j-king/support
HOSTED BY
Zach Bjorge
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Comic takes on pop-culture, parenting, and weird news! Follow us on Facebook @DysfunctionalAdults Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/jason-j-king/support
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Dysfunctional Adults is created and hosted by Zach Bjorge.
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