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Ear Junkies

by Ear Junkies Productions

Welcome to the Ear Junkies podcast. Each week your hosts Luke and Ryan will talk about really whatever they want. We can't promise that you won't lose brain cells but we can promise you will laugh. So sit back, relax, and get your weekly fix.

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Episodes

  1. #120 - We are Indeed Back, Hopefully for Good.

    Has it been months? Yes, yes it has been. Hello again for the first time in a very long time. We missed y'all and hopefully y'all missed us. We are glad to be back, and we hope y'all are glad to have us back. Love y'all.

  2. #119 - My Alien Ate my Homework

    Just aliens man, what else can we say.

  3. #117 - Just One More Rep Bro

    Why does signing up for a gym membership suck? and why is brad hogging the bench press for his little photoshoot?

  4. #116 - Cum Kappa Loude

    Getting recognized in public is fun. Ryan is/was such a hater. Harry Styles is GOAT'd. Poor little submarine.

  5. #115 - Names, Music, Names of Music

    old people have old people names. No if ands or buts about it.

  6. #113 - What's in the Beef N' Cheddar?

    Congratulations to the class of 2023, here's some advice from two guys who are still figuring out. Something went down at Arby's... The Junkies talk more movies from Marvel, DC, Adam Sandler, and even The Fast & Furious Franchise.

  7. #112 - Introducing the First Ever Ear Junkies JunkieMeter Movie Rating System

    Rotten Tomatoes sucks, and everyone knows that. They have no idea what they're talking about. So Ear Junkies is proud to introduce our movie rating system called the JunkieMeter. Let us know what movies you want us to talk about and review in the future. We hope you enjoy.

  8. #111 - All Over The Place, All at Once

    This one is a doozy, it seems like nothing is off-limits at this point.

  9. #110 - The Phantom Butt Slapper

    Ryan has the technological skills of a senior citizen. Food critics have a "Refined" palette. Ryan tells The Greatest Story of His Life!

  10. #109 - Just Pick a Topic

    Little kids are texting, Designer clothes still piss Ryan off, electric cars still suck, Yankees bat boy, and Snapchat's new AI.

  11. #108 - Nostalgia 3 (ITS NOT A PHASE MOM)

    Oh how we do ponder the good old days of all black clothing, combat boots, band tees, and RAWR xD.

  12. #107 - Too Much Information... You're Welcome

    Candies, Sodas, and Self Grooming

  13. #106 - We're Back With No Bush and Some Bush

    Sorry for the hiatus, time to jump into some bush!

  14. #104 - Why "Velma" Sucks.

    Velma is an L but The Last of Us is a W.

  15. #102 - Merry Christmas!! (It's Not Christmas Anymore)

    we recorded this on christmas eve so merry christmas junkies

  16. #101 - Kanye.....

    Let's talk about Ye. (definitely didn't title it to feed the algorithm)

  17. #100 - Ear Junkies 100!!!!!!

    We made it to episode 100! Are y'all ready for 100 more!?

  18. #99 - Is Ryan too old to learn The Hockey?

    Jake is back. Ryan is curious about new hobbies. Luke is just happy the gang is back together again.

  19. #98 - Speed Running a Rorschach Test

    Ummmmmmm.....how do you speed run a Rorschach test??

  20. #97 - We Didn't Graduate Cum Laude but we can Talk About Cum Loudly

    How to we go from Neanderthal to talking about cum?

  21. #96 - What is Yearning?

    We've had nothing but "yearning" music on our TT for you pages recently. What even is yearning and why do we love it?

  22. #95 - The Right Way to Build Your FUGGIN Playlist

    Have you heard Cbat by Hudson Mohawke? No? Well here's your introduction to it. Today we talk about the proper way to build a fuggin playlist. Spoiler alert, use this song.

  23. #93 - We Need A Vacation

    Well.....Luke needs a vacation. Ryan just got back from disney.

  24. #92 - Podcast but at a Bar

    This is just a short little recording we did at a bar a long time ago. We hope you enjoy.

  25. 91 - Don't Fly Frontier!!!!!!

    Whatever you do do not fly Frontier Airlines.

  26. #87 - Woah!!!! We Have Guests Again!!!!!

    It's been a minute since we've had guests on our show, and today we have 2 very funny people joining us. We hope you enjoy!!

  27. #86 - Ear deGrasse Tyson

    This one's a wee bit sciency. By wee bit I mean it's extremely sciency.

  28. #85 - Just Kidding! We're back!

    Luke didn't actually quit. Don't worry, we're back!

  29. #84 - Luke Quits....

    The crypto and NFT markets are struggling, we still can't afford Balenciagas and Luke can't take anymore.

  30. #83 - Let's Talk About Elon

    Elon bought Twitter and WWE is still fake.

  31. #82 - A History Lesson. Except it's not???

    This one is a bit all over the place haha!

  32. #79 - Ryan is a Homesteader Now

    Ryan is a homesteader now.....'nuff said.

  33. #78 - Reddit 50/50 Part 3

    Todays is another trip down Reddit r/fiftyfifty enjoy!!!

  34. #77 - Feeling a wee bit Nostalgic Today

    This one's got some nostalgia, some music talk, and of course laughs. Oh, and what on earth is up with Abigail Shapiro!?!?

  35. #76 - Tinder Swindler Stay Swindlin

    Today the boys talk about the Tinder Swindler, Matt Stafford, and a quick life speed run hack.

  36. #75 - Pushin' P

    We hate a lot of things but today we're pushin' P. We hope you enjoy!!!!

  37. #74 - We Apologize

    It was a rough ride this past weekend for the boys. We do our best to put on a good show, but face the trials of exhaustion and lack of voice. Listen how the boys get through these trying times and deliver the show of a lifetime. (honestly it's just our typical BS, good luck)

  38. #73 - Ryan Gets Got!!!!

    OBJ makes a huge mistake with crypto, some shows\movies should be rebooted, and Ryan got got. We hope you enjoy!!

  39. #72 - Big Announcement!!!!!

    This week is another fun one and we have a big announcement for you guys so be sure to stay around until the end.

  40. #71 - Go Write Your Book Somewhere Else!

    Apparently Ryan hates people who write in coffee shops....Idk.. We hope you enjoy!

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Welcome to the Ear Junkies podcast. Each week your hosts Luke and Ryan will talk about really whatever they want. We can't promise that you won't lose brain cells but we can promise you will laugh. So sit back, relax, and get your weekly fix.

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How many episodes does Ear Junkies have?

Ear Junkies currently has 120 episodes available on PodParley. New episodes are automatically indexed when they're published to the podcast feed.

What is Ear Junkies about?

Welcome to the Ear Junkies podcast. Each week your hosts Luke and Ryan will talk about really whatever they want. We can't promise that you won't lose brain cells but we can promise you will laugh. So sit back, relax, and get your weekly fix.

How often does Ear Junkies release new episodes?

Ear Junkies publishes regularly with 120 episodes available. Check the episode list for the typical release schedule.

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Who hosts Ear Junkies?

Ear Junkies is created and hosted by Ear Junkies Productions.
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