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Ear Phuckers

Ear Phuckers is the no-holds-barred, laugh-out-loud podcast where two best friends and roommates take you on a wild ride through the land of the taboo. Every episode, they tackle all the uncomfortable, cringey, and "did they really just say that?" topics that most people run away from. With a devil’s advocate twist on everything from politics to relationships to society’s most sacred cows, Ear Phuckers is like eavesdropping on two people who give exactly zero f**ks about playing it safe.Expect unfiltered, raw, and hilarious conversations that push all the boundaries—because why not? These two don’t just tiptoe around controversial topics; they cannonball right in and drag you along for the ride. You’ll laugh, you’ll gasp, and you’ll probably question a few life choices along the way. Whether they’re poking holes in modern social norms or roasting the day’s hottest takes, the only rule here is: nothing is sacred.Looking for a podcast that’s part intellectual debate, part roast fest, a

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  1. 7

    We're Back to Freak Off

    Welcome to the long-awaited return of Ear Phuckers! Mars and Kyle are back for Season 2, and things get weird fast. After surviving motorcycle accidents (yes, Kyle lost toes, Mars broke his pelvis—don’t ask), they dive headfirst into hilarious, NSFW banter. This episode is packed with bizarre stories about a man on the run for committing cucumber-related crimes, wild conspiracy theories involving Venezuelan toe thieves, and a deep dive into the do’s and don’ts of a “freak off.” If you're into edgy, explicit comedy podcasts, wild stories, and chaotic humor, this episode is packed with it all. Plus, there's some highly questionable "financial advice" involving stocks (because why not?). Expect some dead air charades, outrageous sound effects, and a whole lot of NSFW laughs. Tune in, subscribe, and download now for wild conversations, dark humor, and the kind of content that'll make your search history look suspicious. It's Ear Phuckers—the podcast you didn’t know you needed.

  2. 6

    A very Litty New Years

    Happy New Year! As the Ear Phuckers adventures continue they roll into 2023 DRUNK AF. Having a pretty intriguing conversation while continuing down champagne at 3:00. AM. What are their new years resolution. Is pimping a good career choice.

  3. 5

    Ear Phuckers A Christmas Special

    Happy Holidays to all of our listeners. On this episode of Ear Phuckers we apologize for our late next episode and we with our listener a happy holiday. We talk about all all the holidays. We also talk about about some our adventures in Colorado.  We issue a strict warning about Avoiding the homeless doctors in Colorado and also Kyle announces he's a doctor. 

  4. 4

    Hell is Real/Sex Analytics

    Podcast DisclaimerThe views And opinions displayed in this podcast are purely for entertainment purposes.  Anything said or shown during this podcast is not the expressed opinion of the shows creators, and or of it subsequent sponsors. Furthermore the content of a show is not meant for political or legal use.

  5. 3

    That's the Price without Mayo?

    How bring broke affects your finances. At what age is to late to add slang to your vocabulary. How we support small and black owned business, or not. 

  6. 2

    Bad Life Choices and Mac & Cheese

    A full conversation of how Kyle falls in love with a communist. Popeyes fires the fist shots in the Mac and Cheese wars. What is adrenochrome?  

  7. 1

    Slave Tycoon

    Podcast DisclaimerThe views And opinions displayed in this podcast are purely for entertainment purposes.  Anything said or shown during this podcast is not the expressed opinion of the shows creators, and or of it subsequent sponsors. Furthermore the content of a show is not meant for political or legal use.In this EpisodeA brief discussion of a slave video game. A movie in which a cursed woman is forced to use a mystical dildo and odd porn on the internet.

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Ear Phuckers is the no-holds-barred, laugh-out-loud podcast where two best friends and roommates take you on a wild ride through the land of the taboo. Every episode, they tackle all the uncomfortable, cringey, and "did they really just say that?" topics that most people run away from. With a devil’s advocate twist on everything from politics to relationships to society’s most sacred cows, Ear Phuckers is like eavesdropping on two people who give exactly zero f**ks about playing it safe.Expect unfiltered, raw, and hilarious conversations that push all the boundaries—because why not? These two don’t just tiptoe around controversial topics; they cannonball right in and drag you along for the ride. You’ll laugh, you’ll gasp, and you’ll probably question a few life choices along the way. Whether they’re poking holes in modern social norms or roasting the day’s hottest takes, the only rule here is: nothing is sacred.Looking for a podcast that’s part intellectual debate, part roast fest, a

HOSTED BY

Kyle Von, Mars Mescudi

Produced by Cloudlife Creative LLC

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Ear Phuckers is the no-holds-barred, laugh-out-loud podcast where two best friends and roommates take you on a wild ride through the land of the taboo. Every episode, they tackle all the uncomfortable, cringey, and "did they really just say that?" topics that most people run away from. With a...

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Ear Phuckers is created and hosted by Kyle Von, Mars Mescudi.
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