Educated Idiots Podcast

"You're going to make people believe you." "I'm serious."  You can listen to us on Spotify or wherever you get your Podcasts. Please rate and review. Email us at [email protected] and follow us on X to the Z @educationidiots

"You wanna play with my Gargamel?" B*tches Be Crazy Gordon Ramsey Ain't Hard You can listen to us on Spotify or wherever you get your Podcasts. Please rate and review. Email us at [email protected] and follow us on X to the Z @educationidiots

"Golden Crisps. We should've built a podcast around that."  Why Does My Soul Itch? This Seems More Accurate You can listen to us on Spotify or wherever you get your Podcasts. Please rate and review. Email us at [email protected] and follow us on X to the Z @educationidiots

"My horrible person is less worse than your horrible person!" My Bologna Has a First Name Maybe Dems are onto Something You can listen to us on Spotify or wherever you get your Podcasts. Please rate and review. Email us at [email protected] and follow us on X to the Z @educationidiots

"You're telling me there's equality everywhere except at the Olympics?" Life didn't find a way Is Fluff that bored? You can listen to us on Spotify or wherever you get your Podcasts. Please rate and review. Email us at [email protected] and follow us on X to the Z @educationidiots

"So would you say that Beau smokes meat?" What game we playing here?  Old People Strike Again You can listen to us on Spotify or wherever you get your Podcasts. Please rate and review. Email us at [email protected] and follow us on X to the Z @educationidiots

"If you guessed 144, then you might win...but this isn't a game show." Little River Band That'll Leave a Mark You can listen to us on Spotify or wherever you get your Podcasts. Please rate and review. Email us at [email protected] and follow us on X to the Z @educationidiots

"Dios mio. I like to interpret foreign languages how I want to." Free Willy Dan's Right You can listen to us on Spotify or wherever you get your Podcasts. Please rate and review. Email us at [email protected] and follow us on X to the Z @educationidiots

"Had to be 2004. Never been more sure of something in my life." Not Getting Jiggy New Career Opportunity Unlocked You can listen to us on Spotify or wherever you get your Podcasts. Please rate and review. Email us at [email protected] and follow us on X to the Z @educationidiots

"Can't get enough of that cornhole." Barbie Girl Right to Remain Horny You can listen to us on Spotify or wherever you get your Podcasts. Please rate and review. Email us at [email protected] and follow us on X to the Z @educationidiots

"Freckles for Life baby!" "Guzzling cupcakes like it is a p*rnhub event." Dan, is this you?  Is this job security?  You can listen to us on Spotify or wherever you get your Podcasts. Please rate and review. Email us at [email protected] and follow us on X to the Z @educationidiots

"There's nothing quite like inciting a riot at a HS basketball game." The episode was far too long for articles, but here's a link to the Dine in or Carry Out from tonight's episode.  We're now on Podbean! You can listen to us on Spotify or wherever you get your Podcasts. Please rate and review. Email us at [email protected] and follow us on X to the Z @educationidiots

"She cut my drinks down and the first time I had real apple juice I went cross-eyed." Reverse Engineered Breaking Bread You can listen to us on Spotify or wherever you get your Podcasts. Please rate and review. Email us at [email protected] and follow us on X to the Z @educationidiots

"Scott, you can find us on a shocking amount of platforms...seriously." What's the problem?  Salem Might've Been On to Something You can listen to us on Spotify or wherever you get your Podcasts. Please rate and review. Email us at [email protected] and follow us on X to the Z @educationidiots

"CicAdas. It has a hard A you twat." Name of the Game Sounds of Silence You can listen to us on Spotify or wherever you get your Podcasts. Please rate and review. Email us at [email protected] and follow us on X to the Z @educationidiots

"Few people know my hatred of monkeys. They're not likeable." God damn you all to hell! Ghost Dad You can listen to us on Spotify or wherever you get your Podcasts. Please rate and review. Email us at [email protected] and follow us on X to the Z @educationidiots

"He's being fed meth spaghetti."  Attached is the image of Dan from The Fridge. You're welcome.  Little Off the Top After the Booty You can listen to us on Spotify or wherever you get your Podcasts. Please rate and review. Email us at [email protected] and follow us on X to the Z @educationidiots

"I create win-win situations. That's what I do."  Prepare the Erotic Sequel Tastes Like Chicken You can listen to us on Spotify or wherever you get your Podcasts. Please rate and review. Email us at [email protected] and follow us on X to the Z @educationidiots

"Riding down the road with your satchel of coins." Winning the Gold Is this why Trev Alberts left?  You can listen to us on Spotify or wherever you get your Podcasts. Please rate and review. Email us at [email protected] and follow us on X to the Z @educationidiots

"You don't believe in fantasy things yet you believe in the Yahmahopper." Time to Make Some Friends Identifying as Safe You can listen to us on Spotify or wherever you get your Podcasts. Please rate and review. Email us at [email protected] and follow us on X to the Z @educationidiots

"Watch Dateline. Get some ideas." Stick with the Glory Hole Nightmare Fuel You can listen to us on Spotify or wherever you get your Podcasts. Please rate and review. Email us at [email protected] and follow us on X to the Z @educationidiots

"I'm writing myself out of every will tonight!" DJ 2 Go Indeed Better than Tinder You can listen to us on Spotify or wherever you get your Podcasts. Please rate and review. Email us at [email protected] and follow us on X to the Z @educationidiots

"Beyonce is beautiful...Did you not hear me the first twelve times?" Dan Said This Months Ago Meth Head Magic You can listen to us on Spotify or wherever you get your Podcasts. Please rate and review. Email us at [email protected] and follow us on X to the Z @educationidiots

"He won the game without coaches or a defense. Greatest to ever have played." Dammit People This is Golf Gangsta's Paradise Indeed You can listen to us on Spotify or wherever you get your Podcasts. Please rate and review. Email us at [email protected] and follow us on X to the Z @educationidiots

"Can we leave the homosexual talk out of things for five minutes?" Divorce Works Worshipping a Rat You can listen to us on Spotify or wherever you get your Podcasts. Please rate and review. Email us at [email protected] and follow us on X to the Z @educationidiots

"You could've done real jokes, but you didn't do that, did you?" Smells Weird Moses, is that you?  You can listen to us on Spotify or wherever you get your Podcasts. Please rate and review. Email us at [email protected] and follow us on X to the Z @educationidiots

"The Court Documents said that." A man can't be a man in this world anymore. Dan's sorry for being a white, male in America and will spend the rest of his life apologizing for it. Also, worst jobs ever, damaging eardrums of those we love, and more apologies to Doug's father for the return of his potty mouth.    Grey Team  Sexas Florida Vacation You can listen to us on Spotify or wherever you get your Podcasts. Please rate and review. Email us at [email protected] and follow us on X to the Z @educationidiots

"Look Everybody, a butthole." Football coaches, a racial explanation, redneck swimmers, guaranteed that Dan has no idea what Tort Law is, and someone takes out a human being and thinks they are an animal.   Redneck Ocean King of Torts Was it a Woman?  You can listen to us on Spotify or wherever you get your Podcasts. Please rate and review. Email us at [email protected] and follow us on X to the Z @educationidiots

"You can point out the hispanics. Show me the Jews." SNL Breakdowns, some sports talk, and Dan takes a rollercoaster of emotions that mostly end in anger.  Beyond Meat You can listen to us on Spotify or wherever you get your Podcasts. Please rate and review. Email us at [email protected] and follow us on X to the Z @educationidiots

"He's not gonna stand for the white national anthem." Christian Cuckold What's Dan Gonna Say?  You can listen to us on Spotify or wherever you get your Podcasts. Please rate and review. Email us at [email protected] and follow us on X to the Z @educationidiots

"Little guy, big joke." One Small Step for Man  Are we in there?  You can listen to us on Spotify or wherever you get your Podcasts. Please rate and review. Email us at [email protected] and follow us on X to the Z @educationidiots

"Their parents don't even know who Ozzy Osbourne is?" Two weeks in a dark abyss after Thanksgiving, MOA, and giving away Christmas decorations, the guy's return to lament the profession of education as a whole and the fear that the internet has created in all people...yet Dan continues to bask in the greasy haze that is the technicolor dreamland created by Al Gore.  You can listen to us on Spotify or wherever you get your Podcasts. Please rate and review. Email us at [email protected] and follow us on X to the Z @educationidiots

"I've said Chevron like 4 times." Too many stories and not enough time to read the typical stories. Hopefully the other stuff makes people laugh, but we also know the audience bandwidth for our humor.  You can listen to us on Spotify or wherever you get your Podcasts. Please rate and review. Email us at [email protected] and follow us on X to the Z @educationidiots 

"Wings and Pizza followed by Buck Cherry..." Mark of the Beast Shocker You can listen to us on Spotify or wherever you get your Podcasts. Please rate and review. Email us at [email protected] and follow us on X to the Z @educationidiots 

"Prime Time..." How Tall?  Have Kids They Said You can listen to us on Spotify or wherever you get your Podcasts. Please rate and review. Email us at [email protected] and follow us on X to the Z @educationidiots 

"It can smell my beef cologne." TLC Warned Us Love is Dead You can listen to us on Spotify or wherever you get your Podcasts. Please rate and review. Email us at [email protected] and follow us on X to the Z @educationidiots 

"How? I'm playing wolves and bunnies and they're out here banging for dollars." Career Change Quit or Kill  You can listen to us on Spotify or wherever you get your Podcasts. Please rate and review. Email us at [email protected] and follow us on X to the Z @educationidiots 

"I don't know if we can say that...can we?" Move Over Caitlin Isn't it Racist You can listen to us on Spotify or wherever you get your Podcasts. Please rate and review. Email us at [email protected] and follow us on X to the Z @educationidiots 

"Stump Dan needs to become a thing." Pump Those Numbers Up Never Give Up You can listen to us on Spotify or wherever you get your Podcasts. Please rate and review. Email us at [email protected] and follow us on X to the Z @educationidiots 

"I wanna keep walking, but I'm not sure I can." Husker Rulz 4th Time is the Charm You can listen to us on Spotify or wherever you get your Podcasts. Please rate and review. Email us at [email protected] and follow us on X to the Z @educationidiots 

"If she ain't 280, she ain't a lady." She Ain't a Lady Bad Naked You can listen to us on Spotify or wherever you get your Podcasts. Please rate and review. Email us at [email protected] and follow us on X to the Z @educationidiots 

"I ask myself in these situations, what would Lyle Alzada do?" I want my baby back... WILSON! You can listen to us on Spotify or wherever you get your Podcasts. Please rate and review. Email us at [email protected] and follow us on X to the Z @educationidiots 

I like beans. I'm a beaner." Straightened Out Dennis Would Never You can listen to us on Spotify or wherever you get your Podcasts. Please rate and review. Email us at [email protected] and follow us on X to the Z @educationidiots 

"I will say whatever I want about whoever's body I want." Furry Time Justin Strikes Gold You can listen to us on Spotify or wherever you get your Podcasts. Please rate and review. Email us at [email protected] and follow us on Twitter @educationidiots 

"Plain. Vanilla. Just the way I like it." True Love Who Let the Dogs Out? You can listen to us on Spotify or wherever you get your Podcasts. Please rate and review. Email us at [email protected] and follow us on Twitter @educationidiots 

"Why does Hoda make millions to say stupid stuff?" You can listen to us on Spotify or wherever you get your Podcasts. Please rate and review. Email us at [email protected] and follow us on Twitter @educationidiots 

"We kinda have a balls theme going." Go Nads You can listen to us on Spotify or wherever you get your Podcasts. Please rate and review. Email us at [email protected] and follow us on Twitter @educationidiots 

"The only thing missing is a sack joke." You can listen to us on Spotify or wherever you get your Podcasts. Please rate and review. Email us at [email protected] and follow us on Twitter @educationidiots 

"I hate reading...I'm a teacher." You can listen to us on Spotify or wherever you get your Podcasts. Please rate and review. Email us at [email protected] and follow us on Twitter @educationidiots 

"A Tuesday Night Treat" You can listen to us on Spotify or wherever you get your Podcasts. Please rate and review. Email us at [email protected] and follow us on Twitter @educationidiots Outside our area code: #1 -- Food Fight #2 -- What About Grimace? #3 -- Hide and Seek Provide your feedback if you want to be featured in the fridge.