Elden Dogs (An Elden Ring Podcast)

Patreon Release Date: Feb 23rd 2025The Bestiary has returned! In this beloved series, we break down every single varmint and miscreant in the Land of Shadow.Join us we discuss the Shadow Undead, Man-Flies, and the Bloodfiends. Are Giant Electric Sheep a good thing? Why would anyone kill a horse? And is it a metal band?To support our show and get exclusive access to over 75 bonus episodes from Elden Dogs and our other shows, check out⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ https://www.patreon.com/hairofthedogcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Logo by Bryant Ross - https://www.instagram.com/varneysa/Contact Us:Blue.Sky: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bsky.app/profile/hairofthedogcast.bsky.social⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Email: [email protected] us a review! We appreciate your support!

Patreon Release Date: Jun 30th 2025Freyja and Ansbach are here to discuss all of our favorite friends! ...and Queelign. This episode dives into all of the spirit ashes from the DLC.To support our show and get exclusive access to over 75 bonus episodes from Elden Dogs and our other shows, check out⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ https://www.patreon.com/hairofthedogcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Logo by Bryant Ross - https://www.instagram.com/varneysa/Contact Us:Blue.Sky: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bsky.app/profile/hairofthedogcast.bsky.social⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Email: [email protected] us a review! We appreciate your support!

Patreon Release Date: Apr 8th, 2024How did this turn into 7 episodes?! I guess it's just too much fun talking about the various denizens of the Lands Between.In our final episode of Bestiary (at least until the DLC), we venture to the Haligtree to discuss monstrous musicians and badass rotten knights. We then venture to Farum Azula to talk about Dragons and Beastmen. Finally, we end on the Elden Beast.To support our show and get exclusive access to over 75 bonus episodes from Elden Dogs and our other shows, check out⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ https://www.patreon.com/hairofthedogcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Logo by Bryant Ross - https://www.instagram.com/varneysa/Contact Us:Blue.Sky: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bsky.app/profile/hairofthedogcast.bsky.social⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Email: [email protected] us a review! We appreciate your support!

Patreon Release Date: May 18th 2025Weapons Covered:Great HammersColossal WeaponsSpearsGreat SpearsHalberdsTo support our show and get exclusive access to over 75 bonus episodes from Elden Dogs and our other shows, check out⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ https://www.patreon.com/hairofthedogcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Logo by Bryant Ross - https://www.instagram.com/varneysa/Contact Us:Blue.Sky: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bsky.app/profile/hairofthedogcast.bsky.social⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Email: [email protected] us a review! We appreciate your support!

Patreon Release Date: May 24th, 2024Our journey through the various friends and not-so-friends of the Lands Between continues as we venture into the Mountaintops of the Giants!First, we stop in the beautiful ruins of Zamor to discuss basketball! Then, we reminisce on House Hoslow and the trouser-less heroes of their house. Finally, we talk a whole lot about fire. Fire giants, black flames, and fires on top of your head!

Patreon Release Date: May 7th 2025Tarnished go Bonk!Weapons Covered:AxesGreataxesHammersFlailsTo support our show and get exclusive access to over 75 bonus episodes from Elden Dogs and our other shows, check out⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ https://www.patreon.com/hairofthedogcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Logo by Bryant Ross - https://www.instagram.com/varneysa/Contact Us:Blue.Sky: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bsky.app/profile/hairofthedogcast.bsky.social⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Email: [email protected] us a review! We appreciate your support!

Patreon Release Date: Feb 25th, 2024There's a lot of enemies in this game!  Gideon and Alexander crack open a couple of cold ones to discuss the denizens of the Lands Between!We start at the Ruin Strewn Precipice and the horrors of latin music, before we venture into the Altus Plateau to discuss the skinning of gods or even just all the men in the village.  Writhing rotmounds and spiritcaller snails, we talk about a whole lot of disgusting filth!To support our show and get exclusive access to over 75 bonus episodes from Elden Dogs and our other shows, check out⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ https://www.patreon.com/hairofthedogcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Logo by Bryant Ross - https://www.instagram.com/varneysa/Contact Us:Blue.Sky: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bsky.app/profile/hairofthedogcast.bsky.social⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Email: [email protected] us a review! We appreciate your support!

Patreon Release Date: Apr 20th, 2025Lots of heavy-hitters in Part 2 of our Weapons series. There Will Be Blood!Weapons Covered:Thrusting SwordsGreat Thrusting SwordsCurved SwordsCurved GreatswordsBackhand BladesKatanasGreat KatanasTwinbladesTo support our show and get exclusive access to over 75 bonus episodes from Elden Dogs and our other shows, check out⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ https://www.patreon.com/hairofthedogcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Logo by Bryant Ross - https://www.instagram.com/varneysa/Contact Us:Blue.Sky: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bsky.app/profile/hairofthedogcast.bsky.social⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Email: [email protected] us a review! We appreciate your support!

Patreon Release Date: Jan 28th, 2024The Underground Cities.  You fear to go beneath the Lands Between.  The Nox pushed their experiments too greedily and delved too deep into parts of the universe better left unknown.  You know what they awoke in the darkness of Ainsel... really big ants.The Bestiary continues Tarnished!  In this episode we cover enemies mostly situated in Caria Manor, the Underground Rivers, the cities of the Nox, and the Moonlit Altar. Watch out for the Basilisks...To support our show and get exclusive access to over 75 bonus episodes from Elden Dogs and our other shows, check out⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ https://www.patreon.com/hairofthedogcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Logo by Bryant Ross - https://www.instagram.com/varneysa/Contact Us:Blue.Sky: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bsky.app/profile/hairofthedogcast.bsky.social⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Email: [email protected] us a review! We appreciate your support!

Patreon Release Date: Jun 3rd 2024Take a set Tarnished. Today, Alexander and Sir Gideon convene to discuss the wide world of incantations in the Lands Between.These spells cover many attacks, buffs, debuffs, and enhancements. If you want to shoot frosty dragon breath or shoot a frickin laser beam out of your eye, this is the episode for you!To support our show and get exclusive access to over 75 bonus episodes from Elden Dogs and our other shows, check out⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ https://www.patreon.com/hairofthedogcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Logo by Bryant Ross - https://www.instagram.com/varneysa/Contact Us:Blue.Sky: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bsky.app/profile/hairofthedogcast.bsky.social⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Email: [email protected] us a review! We appreciate your support!

Patreon Release Date: Jan 14th 2024Our journey through the Lands Between continues as we tackle the Lakes of Liurnia!We tackle the artificial Albinaurics, the crunchy Crystallians, and the hellspawn that are Crayfish.  Seriously, we hate crayfish.To support our show and get exclusive access to over 75 bonus episodes from Elden Dogs and our other shows, check out⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ https://www.patreon.com/hairofthedogcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Logo by Bryant Ross - https://www.instagram.com/varneysa/Contact Us:Blue.Sky: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bsky.app/profile/hairofthedogcast.bsky.social⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Email: [email protected] us a review! We appreciate your support!

Patreon Release Date: May 5th 2024Welcome back to the Roundtable Hold Tarnished. This fine morning in the Lands Between, Alexander and Gideon continue their discussion of the joys of Spirit Ashes and the vile horrors of puppets.Our discussion leads us through the Special Spirit Ashes and the Legendary Spirit Ashes. We talk squad goals, elden drip, and using spirit ashes for hype purposes.To support our show and get exclusive access to over 75 bonus episodes from Elden Dogs and our other shows, check out⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ https://www.patreon.com/hairofthedogcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Logo by Bryant Ross - https://www.instagram.com/varneysa/Contact Us:Blue.Sky: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bsky.app/profile/hairofthedogcast.bsky.social⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Email: [email protected] us a review! We appreciate your support!

Patreon Release Date: Dec 23rd 2023Our journey through the Bestiary of The Lands Between continues!  In this episode Alexander and Gideon discuss the creatures found in both the Weeping Peninsula and Caelid, and we must admit this might have the most heavy metal enemies in the game.We talk about the Disciples of Rot, the Vulgar Militia, Putrid Corpses, and Flame Chariots.  Caelid has a strange beauty, but these enemies are both vile and horrifying!To support our show and get exclusive access to over 75 bonus episodes from Elden Dogs and our other shows, check out⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ https://www.patreon.com/hairofthedogcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Logo by Bryant Ross - https://www.instagram.com/varneysa/Contact Us:Blue.Sky: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bsky.app/profile/hairofthedogcast.bsky.social⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Email: [email protected] us a review! We appreciate your support!

Patreon Release Date: Sept 28th 2025How fares the night friend? and what the heck is it? Why is there a goat demon asking me strange questions and who is this talking doll?Have no fear Nightfarers, today all questions will be answered, or at least considered! Today, we discuss the lore of Elden Ring: Nightreign.To support our show and get exclusive access to over 75 bonus episodes from Elden Dogs and our other shows, check out⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ https://www.patreon.com/hairofthedogcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Logo by Bryant Ross - https://www.instagram.com/varneysa/Contact Us:Blue.Sky: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bsky.app/profile/hairofthedogcast.bsky.social⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Email: [email protected] us a review! We appreciate your support!

Patreon Release Date: Apr 6, 2025In episode 1 of another multi-part series, we are tackling all of the weapons of the Lands Between. We begin with an overview of how weapons work and then we rank and discuss all of the weapons by type.In Part 1 we cover:DaggersStraight SwordsLight GreatswordsGreatswordsColossal SwordsTo support our show and get exclusive access to over 75 bonus episodes from Elden Dogs and our other shows, check out⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ https://www.patreon.com/hairofthedogcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Logo by Bryant Ross - https://www.instagram.com/varneysa/Contact Us:Blue.Sky: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bsky.app/profile/hairofthedogcast.bsky.social⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Email: [email protected] us a review! We appreciate your support!

So you want to take on the Nightlords. Easier said than done Nightfarer. You might want to have a listen to this here guide.This episode goes through each Nightlord one at a time to discuss preparation, strategy, movesets, and how not to piss yourself when your two teammates go down and its you against an angry centaur knight or the meanest ice dragon this side of the Siofra River.AE MarlingBluesky - ⁠⁠⁠https://bsky.app/profile/aemarling.bsky.social⁠⁠⁠Murder in the Tool Library - ⁠⁠⁠https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/murder-in-the-tool-library-a-e-marling/1144354144⁠⁠⁠Missing Mermaid - ⁠⁠⁠https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/missing-mermaid-a-e-marling/1146535836?ean=9798341839601⁠⁠⁠To support our show and get exclusive access to over 75 bonus episodes from Elden Dogs and our other shows, check out⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ https://www.patreon.com/hairofthedogcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Logo by Bryant Ross - https://www.instagram.com/varneysa/Contact Us:Blue.Sky: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bsky.app/profile/hairofthedogcast.bsky.social⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Email: [email protected] us a review! We appreciate your support!

Miquella's journey is complete. He has ascended to the top of Enir-Ilim and is ready to resurrect his brother and wed him in holy matrimony.The Tarnished have a difficult path heading up fighting many horny warriors and some old friends. We say goodby to Ansbach and Freyja. We mourn Moore.How many times do we have to tell this old Redmane to sit down? Radahn is back and will not let up. Let's talk a little cheese before we put these puppies to bed!To support our show and get exclusive access to over 75 bonus episodes from Elden Dogs and our other shows, check out⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ https://www.patreon.com/hairofthedogcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Logo by Bryant Ross - https://www.instagram.com/varneysa/Contact Us:Blue.Sky: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bsky.app/profile/hairofthedogcast.bsky.social⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Email: [email protected] us a review! We appreciate your support!

You have selected your Nightfarer and now you are ready to be dropped into Limveld. Now what do you do? Here is your guide for the moment to moment progression of a couple days in Limveld. What should be priority and what should be avoided!AE MarlingBluesky - ⁠⁠https://bsky.app/profile/aemarling.bsky.social⁠⁠Murder in the Tool Library - ⁠⁠https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/murder-in-the-tool-library-a-e-marling/1144354144⁠⁠Missing Mermaid - ⁠⁠https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/missing-mermaid-a-e-marling/1146535836?ean=9798341839601⁠⁠To support our show and get exclusive access to over 75 bonus episodes from Elden Dogs and our other shows, check out⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ https://www.patreon.com/hairofthedogcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Logo by Bryant Ross - https://www.instagram.com/varneysa/Contact Us:Blue.Sky: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bsky.app/profile/hairofthedogcast.bsky.social⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Email: [email protected] us a review! We appreciate your support!

Time for an episode of Rauh Dogs! Ansbach and Freja take a stroll through the past as we tackles the completely confusing Rauh Ruins. Who made them? Some old civilization. What is Devonia looking at? We may never know!We do take some time to go to church today as well as we attend the Church of the Bud. Romina is rotten and its time to nip it in the bud.To support our show and get exclusive access to over 75 bonus episodes from Elden Dogs and our other shows, check out⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ https://www.patreon.com/hairofthedogcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Logo by Bryant Ross - https://www.instagram.com/varneysa/Contact Us:Blue.Sky: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bsky.app/profile/hairofthedogcast.bsky.social⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Email: [email protected] us a review! We appreciate your support!

Gather around Nightfarers! Today, we will learn each others names. Who is your Daddy and what does he do?Brad is again joined by AE to discuss the various Nightfarers and their strengths and weaknesses!AE MarlingBluesky - ⁠https://bsky.app/profile/aemarling.bsky.social⁠Murder in the Tool Library - ⁠https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/murder-in-the-tool-library-a-e-marling/1144354144⁠Missing Mermaid - ⁠https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/missing-mermaid-a-e-marling/1146535836?ean=9798341839601⁠To support our show and get exclusive access to over 75 bonus episodes from Elden Dogs and our other shows, check out⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ https://www.patreon.com/hairofthedogcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Logo by Bryant Ross - https://www.instagram.com/varneysa/Contact Us:Blue.Sky: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bsky.app/profile/hairofthedogcast.bsky.social⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Email: [email protected] us a review! We appreciate your support!

Patreon Release Date: 01/05/2025Everyone has that one friend who says some weird stuff. Ymir is one of these dudes. You have a couple cool conversations with him, and then he starts talking about the sound of your essence and young buy buried outside.Today, we journey to the Cathedral of Manus Metyr and finally meet the Mother of All Fingers herself. Join as we discuss eating mushrooms and smoking the Dryleaf Dane.To support our show and get exclusive access to over 75 bonus episodes from Elden Dogs and our other shows, check out⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ https://www.patreon.com/hairofthedogcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Logo by Bryant Ross - https://www.instagram.com/varneysa/Contact Us:Blue.Sky: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bsky.app/profile/hairofthedogcast.bsky.social⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Email: [email protected] us a review! We appreciate your support!

Greetings Nightfarers! Welcome to another version of the Roundtable Hold. Here we will be discussing the bizarre new game that is Elden Ring Nightreign. A new host, AE Marling aka The Executor will be joining us to explain the various intricacies of the game.In this episode, we do a general introduction and map overview of the game.AE MarlingBluesky - https://bsky.app/profile/aemarling.bsky.socialMurder in the Tool Library - https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/murder-in-the-tool-library-a-e-marling/1144354144Missing Mermaid - https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/missing-mermaid-a-e-marling/1146535836?ean=9798341839601To support our show and get exclusive access to over 75 bonus episodes from Elden Dogs and our other shows, check out⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ https://www.patreon.com/hairofthedogcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Logo by Bryant Ross - https://www.instagram.com/varneysa/Contact Us:Blue.Sky: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bsky.app/profile/hairofthedogcast.bsky.social⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Email: [email protected] us a review! We appreciate your support!

Ansbach and Freyja have a long overdue visit to church. Our Elden Dogs are tackling the Scaduview region today which covers the Church District and the areas behind the Shadow Keep.We beat up on a man without legs, we pick some flowers, and finally head back home.To support our show and get exclusive access to over 75 bonus episodes from Elden Dogs and our other shows, check out⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ https://www.patreon.com/hairofthedogcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Logo by Bryant Ross - https://www.instagram.com/varneysa/Contact Us:Blue.Sky: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bsky.app/profile/hairofthedogcast.bsky.social⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Email: [email protected] us a review! We appreciate your support!

Some subjects need to be buried. Midra pursued the knowledge of the Frenzied Flame, and there was no turning back. The Hornsent attempted to silence the flame and bury the woods where it could never be found.I am a Tarnished who doesn't care about any of that, but you scared my horsey. You must pay with your life.

The Packers vs. the Bears, Stone Cold vs. the Rock, and Brad vs. Sobriety. These are some of the greatest matchups of all time, but none can compare with Bayle vs. Placidusax.Today, the Elden Dogs pack our climbing gear and head for the Jagged Peak. We learn of all the different types of Sax and discuss Godwyn's ability to get in everywhere.Igon is the perfect example of peak anger. Dude crawls up a mountain and rips his finger off for the opportunity to throw harpoons. Truly, none of us are worthy.To support our show and get exclusive access to over 75 bonus episodes from Elden Dogs and our other shows, check out⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ https://www.patreon.com/hairofthedogcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Logo by Bryant Ross - https://www.instagram.com/varneysa/Contact Us:Blue.Sky: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bsky.app/profile/hairofthedogcast.bsky.social⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Email: [email protected] us a review! We appreciate your support!

How much is an eighth of sleep going for these day? Is velvet uncomfortable? Does Leonard wear horse shoes?Join Ansbach and Freyja as we go down the Ellac River to the beautiful shores of the Cerulean coast. Here, we will meet maybe the most sensible of the demi-gods, St. Trina. I'm getting sleep already...To support our show and get exclusive access to over 75 bonus episodes from Elden Dogs and our other shows, check out⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ https://www.patreon.com/hairofthedogcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Logo by Bryant Ross - https://www.instagram.com/varneysa/Contact Us:Blue.Sky: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bsky.app/profile/hairofthedogcast.bsky.social⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Email: [email protected] us a review! We appreciate your support!

The network test for Elden Ring: Nightreign has come and gone! While it was a brief weekend, it left a big impression on both of your Tarnished hosts.Join us for a discussion on our initial and unplanned thoughts of the game.To support our show and get exclusive access to over 75 bonus episodes from Elden Dogs and our other shows, check out⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ https://www.patreon.com/hairofthedogcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Logo by Bryant Ross - https://www.instagram.com/varneysa/Contact Us:Blue.Sky: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bsky.app/profile/hairofthedogcast.bsky.social⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Email: [email protected] us a review! We appreciate your support!

Today, we find ourselves on Messmer's front doorstep. It turns out the Beware: Golden Hippo sign was warranted. That's right, Ansbach and Freyja are ascending the Shadow Keep (or possibly descending).We discuss the Fire Knights, Jar hospitals, and just how much we love Messmer.To support our show and get exclusive access to over 75 bonus episodes from Elden Dogs and our other shows, check out⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ https://www.patreon.com/hairofthedogcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Logo by Bryant Ross - https://www.instagram.com/varneysa/Contact Us:Blue.Sky: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bsky.app/profile/hairofthedogcast.bsky.social⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Email: [email protected] us a review! We appreciate your support!

You must venture out into the wild on your own. We can't guarantee your return, but we can promise you, there will be big fucking bears.That's right! We are facing another big cuddly bear at the Rauh Base. We also discuss the legendary local hero Ornis, the ability to redefine yourself like Sting. We bare it all! To support our show and get exclusive access to over 75 bonus episodes from Elden Dogs and our other shows, check out⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ https://www.patreon.com/hairofthedogcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Logo by Bryant Ross - https://www.instagram.com/varneysa/ Contact Us: Blue.Sky: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bsky.app/profile/hairofthedogcast.bsky.social⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@HOTDogcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Facebook: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.facebook.com/hairofthedogcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠hairofthedogcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Threads: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.threads.net/@hairofthedogcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  Write us a review! We appreciate your support!

Elden Ring Nightreign was announced to the world at the Game Awards last Thursday. We were absolutely not expecting a new Elden Ring announcement and this trailer has proved to be a controversial one.Join the Elden Dogs as we break down everything we know about this new 3v3 PVE Rogue-lite adventure in the Lands Between! To support our show and get exclusive access to over 75 bonus episodes from Elden Dogs and our other shows, check out⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ https://www.patreon.com/hairofthedogcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Logo by Bryant Ross - https://www.instagram.com/varneysa/ Contact Us: Blue.Sky: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bsky.app/profile/hairofthedogcast.bsky.social⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@HOTDogcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Facebook: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.facebook.com/hairofthedogcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠hairofthedogcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Threads: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.threads.net/@hairofthedogcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  Write us a review! We appreciate your support!

Harry, we've reached the top! After a magical ascent through Castle Ensis, we are at the Scadu Altus, a meandering section of the Land of Shadow. This episode we will be bouncing around as we discuss the Kindred of Rot, Berries and Cream, Misbegotten dentistry, and the Fort of Reprimand. Please, for the love of Marika, just fight the Ghostflame Dragon with me. I am not trying to hurt you! To support our show and get exclusive access to over 75 bonus episodes from Elden Dogs and our other shows, check out⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ https://www.patreon.com/hairofthedogcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Logo by Bryant Ross - https://www.instagram.com/varneysa/ Contact Us: Blue.Sky: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bsky.app/profile/hairofthedogcast.bsky.social⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@HOTDogcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Facebook: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.facebook.com/hairofthedogcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠hairofthedogcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Threads: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.threads.net/@hairofthedogcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  Write us a review! We appreciate your support!

You are being invaded by Square Table Gaming! The Elden Dogs are joined for a special discussion with the lore master, Zach to discuss his thriving YouTube channel as well as the depth of Elden Ring lore. We discuss Vyke, Miquella, Midra, St. Trina, and so much more. A great conversation with a fellow lorehound of Elden Ring! Square Table Gaming - https://www.youtube.com/@square-table-gaming To support our show and get exclusive access to over 75 bonus episodes from Elden Dogs and our other shows, check out⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ https://www.patreon.com/hairofthedogcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Logo by Bryant Ross - https://www.instagram.com/varneysa/ Contact Us: Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@HOTDogcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Facebook: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.facebook.com/hairofthedogcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠hairofthedogcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Threads: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.threads.net/@hairofthedogcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  Blue.Sky: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bsky.app/profile/hairofthedogcast.bsky.social⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  Write us a review! We appreciate your support!

Original Air Date: Sept 8, 2024 Our journey through the Land of Shadows continues as we cross the Ellac Greatbridge and ascend Castle Ensis. Rellana forsook her family o follow the man she loves, even if he has lame tattoos and plays his music too loud. We also take a quick pitstop to discuss our first Ancient Forge and the Fog Rift Catacombs. Be nice to Furnace Golems. They love their pets just as much as we do! To support our show and get exclusive access to over 75 bonus episodes from Elden Dogs and our other shows, check out⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ https://www.patreon.com/hairofthedogcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Logo by Bryant Ross - https://www.instagram.com/varneysa/ Contact Us: Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@HOTDogcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Facebook: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.facebook.com/hairofthedogcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠hairofthedogcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Threads: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.threads.net/@hairofthedogcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  Blue.Sky: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bsky.app/profile/hairofthedogcast.bsky.social⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  Write us a review! We appreciate your support!

Original Air Date: Oct 17, 2024 Righteous Tarnished, we must continue following in the steps of Miquella. He left that bar like an hour ago, and we have no clue what he is doing.Join Freyja and Ansbach as fight Ghostflame Dragons, explore messed up jails, and conquer a conquered city as we fight dudes in a lion king outfit. To support our show and get exclusive access to over 75 bonus episodes from Elden Dogs and our other shows, check out⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ https://www.patreon.com/hairofthedogcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Contact Us: Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@HOTDogcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Facebook: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.facebook.com/hairofthedogcast⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠hairofthedogcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Threads: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.threads.net/@hairofthedogcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  Blue.Sky: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bsky.app/profile/hairofthedogcast.bsky.social⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  Write us a review! We appreciate your support!

Original Air Date: Sep 18, 2024 Greetings Tarnished and welcome to a different kind of episode. Today, we are being invaded by Gary Butterfield of Bonfireside Chat. You probably have hear Gary talk about Elden Ring, Dark Souls, Bloodborne, and many other games on his many podcasts. This invasion features a loose discussion on the DLC, the necessity of deep lore dives, and the various aspects to podcasting. A great chat you won't want to miss!Check out more of Gary's podcasts on Watch out for Fireballs and duckfeed.tv To support our show and get exclusive access to over 75 bonus episodes from Elden Dogs and our other shows, check out⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ https://www.patreon.com/hairofthedogcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Contact Us: Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@HOTDogcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Facebook: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.facebook.com/hairofthedogcast⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠hairofthedogcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Threads: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.threads.net/@hairofthedogcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  Blue.Sky: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bsky.app/profile/hairofthedogcast.bsky.social⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  Write us a review! We appreciate your support!

Original Air Date: Sep 11, 2024 Touch the Withered Arm and enter the Land of Shadow. Gideon and Alexander are dead. Long live Ansbach and Freyja! The Elden Dogs dive into the Gravesite Plain this episode. We talk Wolverine clones, the despicable Furnace Golems, and things that go bonk in the night. Lots of lore talk and a small discussion over cutting body parts off. To support our show and get exclusive access to over 75 bonus episodes from Elden Dogs and our other shows, check out⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ https://www.patreon.com/hairofthedogcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Contact Us: Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@HOTDogcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Facebook: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.facebook.com/hairofthedogcast⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠hairofthedogcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Threads: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.threads.net/@hairofthedogcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  Blue.Sky: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bsky.app/profile/hairofthedogcast.bsky.social⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  Write us a review! We appreciate your support!

Original Air Date: Aug 07, 2024 We are back! The DLC has been out for a while now and I am starting to remember what it is like to be a human being in the regular world. Shadow of the Erdtree is a massive DLC with insane levels of content. The lore, the weapons, the experience. We are going to be eating very well for a long time to come. Join Brad and Tyler as we do an overview of the expansion and discuss our experiences in the Land of Shadow. For instant access to more of our Shadow of the Erdtree coverage and many other bonus episodes, check out our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/hairofthedogcast To support our show and get exclusive access to over 75 bonus episodes from Elden Dogs and our other shows, check out⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ https://www.patreon.com/hairofthedogcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Contact Us: Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@HOTDogcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Facebook: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.facebook.com/hairofthedogcast⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠hairofthedogcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Threads: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.threads.net/@hairofthedogcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  Blue.Sky: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bsky.app/profile/hairofthedogcast.bsky.social⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  Write us a review! We appreciate your support!

Original Air Date: Jun 19, 2024 Shadow of the Erdtree is nearly here! To celebrate Alexander and Sir Gideon answer some bizarre and silly queries about the Lands Between. Which 3 characters would you want for a bar crawl? What region would best sustain a Taco Bell? and What character would be the best guest for Tony Hawk's Pro Skater?!All these questions and many more will be answered in this very special pre-release party for Shadow of the Erdtree! To support our show and get exclusive access to over 75 bonus episodes from Elden Dogs and our other shows, check out⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ https://www.patreon.com/hairofthedogcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Contact Us: Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@HOTDogcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Facebook: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.facebook.com/hairofthedogcast⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠hairofthedogcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Threads: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.threads.net/@hairofthedogcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  Blue.Sky: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bsky.app/profile/hairofthedogcast.bsky.social⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  Write us a review! We appreciate your support!

Original Air Date: Jun 12, 2024 Hello Tarnished, and welcome to today's episode. We will be speaking on the wonderful world of sorceries today. If you have a knack for magic (and a glintstone staff), this will be right up your alley. We won't be doing any praying today however. Today, we will learn of the moon and stars. We will venture into power of the blood. Our teachings will explore the virtues of punishment and fire. And you better believe, we are going to talk about bubbles too! To support our show and get exclusive access to over 75 bonus episodes from Elden Dogs and our other shows, check out⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ https://www.patreon.com/hairofthedogcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Contact Us: Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@HOTDogcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Facebook: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.facebook.com/hairofthedogcast⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠hairofthedogcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Threads: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.threads.net/@hairofthedogcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  Blue.Sky: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bsky.app/profile/hairofthedogcast.bsky.social⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  Write us a review! We appreciate your support!

Original Air Date: May 08, 2024 So you found a bag of powder on the ground. This moment happens at every music festival but not every bag of powder is drugs, some of it is actually the spirit ashes of the Misbegotten. On this episode, we start talking about Spirit Ashes, an aspect of Elden Ring that is either beloved or absolutely despised. Either way, they are a part of our game and we are going to break down why you shouldn't snort them! For instant access to Part 2 of Spirit Ashes and many other bonus episodes, check out our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/hairofthedogcast To support our show and get exclusive access to over 75 bonus episodes from Elden Dogs and our other shows, check out⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ https://www.patreon.com/hairofthedogcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Contact Us: Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@HOTDogcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Facebook: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.facebook.com/hairofthedogcast⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠hairofthedogcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Threads: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.threads.net/@hairofthedogcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  Blue.Sky: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bsky.app/profile/hairofthedogcast.bsky.social⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  Write us a review! We appreciate your support!

Original Air Date: Apr 10, 2024 Howdy Tarnished!  As we tread the water until the DLC, we embark on a gargantuan undertaking; creating a bestiary for every enemy in the Lands Between.  In this series we will cover 250 different enemies discussing their strengths, weaknesses, and the specific ways they massacred us.  Part 1 features mostly Limgrave and a little Weeping Peninsula. For instant access to all 7 parts of the Bestiary and many other bonus episodes, check out our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/hairofthedogcast To support our show and get exclusive access to over 75 bonus episodes from Elden Dogs and our other shows, check out⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ https://www.patreon.com/hairofthedogcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Contact Us: Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@HOTDogcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Facebook: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.facebook.com/hairofthedogcast⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠hairofthedogcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Threads: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.threads.net/@hairofthedogcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  Blue.Sky: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bsky.app/profile/hairofthedogcast.bsky.social⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  Write us a review! We appreciate your support!

Original Air Date: Mar 13, 2024 Elden Ring is not an easy game. No matter your skill level, there is no way you are beating this game in under 15 hours, unless you're a speedrunner. They can beat this game in under 5 minutes.  Speedrunning might seem like some forbidden sort of black magic, and it is. You want a flying horse, it's yours. If you want to make a weapon into a machine gun, go ahead and do it. And WTF is a Phase 2?  The Elden Dogs are joined by world record holder, Catalystz, to discuss the world of Elden Ring speedrunning. Hold on tight, because where we are going, we don't need roads!  Catalystz: https://www.twitch.tv/catalystz https://www.youtube.com/@catalystz  Mandatory Viewing:How Speedrunners Mastered Elden Ring (Any% Glitchless) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWpas8jtOFM&t=85s Explaining the Perfect Elden Ring Speedrun (TAS) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VIAN3FECq8&t=1s Elden Ring All Remembrances Speedrun World Record - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBPhMjOOLkU&t=2211s To support our show and get exclusive access to over 75 bonus episodes from Elden Dogs and our other shows, check out⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ https://www.patreon.com/hairofthedogcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Contact Us: Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@HOTDogcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Facebook: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.facebook.com/hairofthedogcast⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠hairofthedogcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Threads: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.threads.net/@hairofthedogcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  Blue.Sky: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bsky.app/profile/hairofthedogcast.bsky.social⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  Write us a review! We appreciate your support!

Original Air Date: Feb 26, 2024 The trailer is finally here.  Shadow of the Erdtree is just around the corner.  Join the Elden Dogs as we convene to spend 90 minutes discussing a 3 minute trailer!  Is this ridiculous?  Of course. Messmer, the Impaler, is a child of Marika, giant pots are a dream come true, and Miquella is either the nicest guy ever or a horrible monster.  We leave no stone unturned as we break down the trailer and recent interview.  Speculation ahead! To support our show and get exclusive access to over 75 bonus episodes from Elden Dogs and our other shows, check out⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ https://www.patreon.com/hairofthedogcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Contact Us: Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@HOTDogcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Facebook: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.facebook.com/hairofthedogcast⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠hairofthedogcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Threads: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.threads.net/@hairofthedogcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  Blue.Sky: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bsky.app/profile/hairofthedogcast.bsky.social⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  Write us a review! We appreciate your support!

Original Air Date: Feb 21, 2024 Did you know Elden Ring is a multiplayer game?  Allegedly, it is so! Come closer to the Site of Grace and join us as we tell you a tale of the Online Experience of Elden Ring.  Cut off your fingers and write summon signs on the ground and journey to another world to destroy or protect your other Tarnished! Converge with us as we discuss some of the modding scene of Elden Ring from Thomas the Tank Engine to the Convergence Mod. Finally, we discuss some of our favorite online content creators in the world of the Lands Between! The world's better when you have friends by your side, is it not? To support our show and get exclusive access to over 75 bonus episodes from Elden Dogs and our other shows, check out⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ https://www.patreon.com/hairofthedogcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Contact Us: Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@HOTDogcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Facebook: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.facebook.com/hairofthedogcast⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠hairofthedogcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Threads: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.threads.net/@hairofthedogcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  Blue.Sky: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bsky.app/profile/hairofthedogcast.bsky.social⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  Write us a review! We appreciate your support!

Original Air Date: Jan 17, 2024 I became Elden Lord and all I got was this dumb armor! So you defeated the Elden Beast.  We both know that's not enough for you.  In this episode, we tackle a whole lot of numbers from the rarest weapons and armor to a whole bunch of bell bearings.  No stone is left unturned as we scour the Lands Between to find every single item and boss in the game. Yes, we have a problem and we call it Elden Ring. To support our show and get exclusive access to over 75 bonus episodes from Elden Dogs and our other shows, check out⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ https://www.patreon.com/hairofthedogcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Contact Us: Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@HOTDogcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Facebook: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.facebook.com/hairofthedogcast⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠hairofthedogcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Threads: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.threads.net/@hairofthedogcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  Blue.Sky: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bsky.app/profile/hairofthedogcast.bsky.social⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  Write us a review! We appreciate your support!

Original Air Date: Dec 20, 2023 Today, we take a journey to the real world and explore the lives of two of the creators of Elden Ring, Hidetaka Miyazaki and George R. R. Martin. Miyazaki grew up in a poor family, wasn't allowed to play video games, and did a career change at the age of 29 to become one of the most beloved video game creators of all time.  You might have heard of the Dark Souls games. Martin also grew up in a poor family but believed he was destined for greater things.  A writer since childhood, he would go on to write many beloved novels like Fevre Dream and A Song of Ice and Fire as well as writing for television with shows like Beauty and the Beast and Game of Thrones. To support our show and get exclusive access to over 75 bonus episodes from Elden Dogs and our other shows, check out⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ https://www.patreon.com/hairofthedogcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Contact Us: Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@HOTDogcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Facebook: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.facebook.com/hairofthedogcast⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠hairofthedogcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Threads: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.threads.net/@hairofthedogcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  Blue.Sky: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bsky.app/profile/hairofthedogcast.bsky.social⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  Write us a review! We appreciate your support!

Original Air Date: Nov 29, 2023 Of course a game as expansive as Elden Ring has enough cut content to make a 2-part episode.  The Elden Dogs are back to finish their deep dive into the world of cut content!   Join us as we assist the noble viscount of Shanehaight and shatter his comforting reality.  Listen to the impassioned Godfrey's tender words of love for his ex-lover.   And follow Kale around the Lands Between one last time as we try to cure his dry, red eyes. This episode would not have been possible without the excellent videos and research done by the following: Sekiro Dubi, Lance McDonald, Garden of Eyes, Stratek, and VaatiVidya To support our show and get exclusive access to over 75 bonus episodes from Elden Dogs and our other shows, check out⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ https://www.patreon.com/hairofthedogcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Contact Us: Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@HOTDogcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Facebook: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.facebook.com/hairofthedogcast⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠hairofthedogcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Threads: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.threads.net/@hairofthedogcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  Blue.Sky: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bsky.app/profile/hairofthedogcast.bsky.social⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  Write us a review! We appreciate your support!

Original Air Date: Nov 08, 2023 Elden Ring, Oh Elden Ring!  Today, we're delving into the dark and unseen corners of the lore of Elden Ring, the cut content.  Things that have been left on the cutting room floor can provide some interesting insights into the development cycle and might give us a possible glimpse into the DLC. In this episode, we'll drink a woman, ruin a merchant's life, and make some homebrew alcohol with a homeless man!   This episode features audio and research from some fantastic YouTuber's including:Sekiro Dubi, Lance McDonald, Garden of Eyes, Stratek, and VaatiVidya.  Make sure to check out their content! To support our show and get exclusive access to over 75 bonus episodes from Elden Dogs and our other shows, check out⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ https://www.patreon.com/hairofthedogcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Contact Us: Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@HOTDogcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Facebook: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.facebook.com/hairofthedogcast⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠hairofthedogcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Threads: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.threads.net/@hairofthedogcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  Blue.Sky: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bsky.app/profile/hairofthedogcast.bsky.social⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  Write us a review! We appreciate your support!

Original Air Date: Oct 11, 2023 The Erdtree is burning.  All other roads have been traveled and it is now time to return to Leyndell, now the Ashen Capital.  It appears most enemies have been buried in ash.  In this episode, we discuss Goldmask and the path to a Party Boy build.  We talk about the Roundtable's end and if Gideon is as horrible as he seems (he is).  And we delve deep into the story of Marika, Radagon, and Godfrey.  Here we are at the final boss!  Don't worry, the podcast isn't even close to being done! To support our show and get exclusive access to over 75 bonus episodes from Elden Dogs and our other shows, check out⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ https://www.patreon.com/hairofthedogcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Contact Us: Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@HOTDogcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Facebook: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.facebook.com/hairofthedogcast⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠hairofthedogcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Threads: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.threads.net/@hairofthedogcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  Blue.Sky: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bsky.app/profile/hairofthedogcast.bsky.social⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  Write us a review! We appreciate your support!

Original Air Date: Sep 20, 2023 The endgame is near.  Destined death is within our grasp and the only things standing in our way are beastmen, wormface, godskin apostles, banished knights, ancient dragons, modern dragons, a crucible knight, hawks with knives for legs, an elden lord, a fucking badass named Bernahl, a tree sentinel, and the Black Blade.  So, a layup essentially. In this episode, we discuss ancient dragons and their lore, lots about burning maidens, some about sports references, and a whole lot about our good friend, Alexander. To support our show and get exclusive access to over 75 bonus episodes from Elden Dogs and our other shows, check out⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ https://www.patreon.com/hairofthedogcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Contact Us: Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@HOTDogcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Facebook: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.facebook.com/hairofthedogcast⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠hairofthedogcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Threads: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.threads.net/@hairofthedogcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  Blue.Sky: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bsky.app/profile/hairofthedogcast.bsky.social⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  Write us a review! We appreciate your support!