Elementary, My Dear.

Mariska Hargitay is super hot. Can I say that? I don't even remember what else we talked about.

Seriously, you give LaCheapa some space and a microphone, you're liable to pass out from laughing so hard. Salteisha does on a regular basis.

Oh. My. God. Nicole Byer has a RABID fan base and Salteisha had to find that out the hard way... #Tweetstorm. Also, How does LaCheapa feel about Amazon Prime video? Baldwin edition of MBK? Yes please!

We've inaugurated a new President and it appears America heaves a collective sigh... And WE are not good at hiding our joy from the class.

One day, we will actually talk about education. Today is not that day. Enjoy a little bit of everything!

So much to say... Not much about elementary school, but we ARE teachers and we're talking about our lives, so it counts! How was Salteisha's birthday? Is LaCheapa obsessed with aquarium animals? Plus a bunch of other stuff.

Teaching stuff, best friend stuff... you know, the usual. Kids are goddamned funny. If we could, we'd definitely invite our little aggressive friend to be a guest. Miss!

Salteisha's dear childhood friend, Martie Nichols, stops by as guest producer. What do we see going on in your house during distance learning? Topped off with MBK.

Omg who knows? We can't stay on topic. We talk about actors, read disturbing emails, and LaCheapa tells us about that one time that her very much alive mom was declared legally dead. Oh! And Salteisha's sister outs a teenage boy to his dad. De nada!

It might be offensive... If you offend easily.

Mr. Birther makes his first, but likely not last, appearance. We celebrate strong moms and have a story about a VERY tight knit family of elementary school kids. You fuck with one, expect a beat down from all of them before 3:30.

Salteisha cannot even with LaCheapa today. Starting off with some student poetry and ending up who knows where...

Just a quick conversation between Salteisha and Queen LaCheapa. Also, drop us an email to share a story at [email protected]

Just a mash of conversations. No beginning, no end. Not even about elementary school. Funny as fuck, though.

Queen LaCheapa has a story to tell that may make you loose your lunch! (It's actually not that bad.) Also, Salteisha talks about what a horrible friend she can be.

Our friend and colleague, Ms. Ariel, is alive and kickin' after LaCheapa and I thought she was dead because we hadn't heard from her in 13 hours. She's a grown ass woman who answers to no one. And she may have been a bit hungover.

Every teacher has worked with or for an administrator who was pretty much insane. Here's a story of an admin long ago... Plus, as always, we end the episode with some essays that have been turned in to us over the years.

A couple of stories about stories we've heard. With a few off topic stories thrown in because we can't focus. Every episode ends with two real essays turned in to us over the years.